Though I’ve already spoken out against the casting process of How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? in this blog, those in the business have largely kept their own counsel until now. Presumably, they’re afraid of incurring the disapproval of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber, who as theatreowner as well as producer is one of the most powerful men in the West End, though he was in fact knocked off the top perch in The Stage’s own survey this year by David Ian, his conspirator-in-crime in the show. One leading producer I recently spoke to insisted on going off-the-record to tell me, “I think there is a sort of wonderful mystique about doing a show that I don’t personally believe belongs on television with talent shows. If you pay to go and see something, whether a footballer or an actress, you’re paying because you’re going to see something great done by someone special, not your neighbour. I’m not a fan of all this crap.”
But now one of Lloyd Webber’s own regular collaborators, none other than Trevor Nunn who has directed his musicals Cats, Aspects of Love and The Woman in White, has broken rank to decry the process publicly, too. In an interview in The Times yesterday, he said, “I think that what these reality programmes more or less rely on is the viewing public being witness to distress, or being witness to coping with failure, or inability to cope with failure.” But, he went on, “That is absolutely not how casting proceeds in the theatre under normal circumstances. It is much more to do with the respect of people and the encouragement of people. It is to do with advising people to whom you say ‘no’ about what their next step may be. The reason there is an appetite for it is because it is the opposite of what actually goes on.” And while Lloyd Webber has said he hopes to use the process again, Nunn says, “I hope that casting doesn’t become a group of people behind a table saying ‘You’re out’, and watching them burst into tears.”
Hear, hear! A spokesman for Lloyd Webber, however, has tactfully replied, “Trevor Nunn is entitled to his opinion. Millions of people are tuning in every Saturday night.”
Meanwhile, the critics have weighed in with their verdicts on the final lap of (dis)honour for Brian McMaster’s final year at the helm of the Edinburgh International Festival, and the Telegraph’s Charles Spencer has been provoked, like the production of Three Sisters has apparently done in some sections of the audience, to open derision. His notice, headlined Three Sisters, one stinker”, is a model of inventive invective.
He begins: “Over the years I’ve had some cruel sport at Brian McMaster’s expense, trashing some of the more wayward productions he has brought to the Edinburgh Festival as its director. But I’ve also come to appreciate his doggedness under fire, and his refusal to bear a grudge. I can only think that with this lamentable production he is mischievously cocking a snook at his more vociferous critics, and that, demob happy as he prepares to depart after 15 years in the job, he has put it on as a private joke.”
Calling it “so bad that it beggars belief”, he reports that “When all the characters were muttering inaudibly at the start, one doughty woman yelled, extremely loudly: ‘We can’t hear you.’ Then when Masha, in one of her perennial fits of misery, declared ‘Isn’t it awful!’, a dear old chap sitting near me jovially roared back: ‘Oh yes! By the end — and, at three-and-three-quarter hours, the end is a long time coming — line after line was being greeted with mocking laughter. When Olga uttered the single word “disaster”, it almost brought the house down. Ken Dodd couldn’t have hoped for a more jovial response.”
Charlie’s review, far more entertaining to read than the production must have been to watch, also informs us, “The sisters themselves are played as glamorous desperate housewives, constantly coming out with such vulgarities as ‘Ohmigod’, ‘Go screw yourselves’ and ‘Oh shit’. In one exchange, we even get the c-word, and as the action progressed, or rather limped along with its leaden pace, ill-defined performances and wilful perversity, I’m afraid I might have uttered the c-word myself as I gazed up at the implausibly tall director, who was sitting in one of the boxes.”
He then returns to mock the Polish director Krystian Lupa some more: “The word sitting suggests passivity, however, and that would be misleading. Not only did Lupa constantly issue sea-lion honks of laughter at his own show, he also provided his own soundtrack, banging away, apparently at random, on a set of bongos. I couldn’t understand why the ushers weren’t throwing this white-haired old loony out before McMaster confirmed, during the interval, that it was indeed the show’s director.”
He spares the cast his invective. “In a production like this, where both director and translator have wreaked havoc on a masterpiece (Lupa is also responsible for the hideously ugly set design), it seems unfair to blame the cast. Profound sympathy seems more in order.”
And he concludes, victoriously, with an honour of sorts for McMaster: “Congratulations, Sir Brian — you’re going out with one of the all-time great theatrical stinkers.”
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