So long, farewell Hollyoaks: hello, Palladium

Those of us who have proper jobs will have to wait until this weekend’s omnibus to see Andrew Lloyd Webber’s 3-episode cameo in Hollyoaks, which sees wannabe actress Summer Shaw (played by Summer Strallen) stalk the peer until he gives her an audition for Connie’s replacement in The Sound of Music.

Of course, Strallen herself is already contracted to take on the role of Maria. And now Lord Lloyd-Webber has admitted that Strallen’s character in the soap was concocted after Strallen had already been cast for the Palladium job:

The proposal initially came from Coronation Street producer Tony Wood. But Lord Lloyd-Webber turned him down, until Wood moved to Hollyoaks and the idea was revived.

Strallen was cast as the replacement for How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? winner Connie Fisher six months ago.

The 23-year-old then entered Hollyoaks in October.

I’m in two minds about this. On the plus side, it shows that people are thinking of more and more ways of promoting the joys of live theatre to a TV audience. On the other, the character of ‘Summer Shaw’ was often presented as single-minded, selfish, obsessed with fame and frequently unlikeable. While every profession has people like that, it’s hardly the best impression of actors to expose to a teenage audience.

I’m also wary of any blurring of the lines between dramatic presentation and advertising — it comes dangerously close to product placement. Is creating whole storylines and characters for the purposes of promoting a product or service really the way we want our television drama to go?

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Whoo Hoo - I'm first!! Thank you for the new home Scott!!

Phew, found you! Nice digs -- we have a pretty sweet landlord. Thanks, Scott!

Thank you again Scott. I was only thinking this morning that we would need a new home soon.

OOh, I,ve just finished reading everything and thought I'd be first! Boo to you Ali B!

I've finished putting the poster together now have to wait for the glue to dry. I've already photographed it and sent it to Martin; he should get it when he arrives home, so it should be on the pictures site later this afternoon.

The Completed Squares Project is now on the Loppie Ladies album.

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Thank you Scott. If you ever need a reference for your appropriate skills and suitablitiy as a Landlord I will be happy to supply one. Exemplary service. Available when we need help. Makes himself scarce most of the time. Provides an excellent repair and maintenance service. Regularly changes the decor. And dare we even begin to hope - Security of Tenure?????

Well done Geri. Deadlines are not a lot of fun, are they?? Looking forward to seeing everyone's different 'take' on the brief. Mine is very different to the others I have seen. Am amongst the OMG wish I hadnt bothered brigade now!! Hey Ho.

Chapter Thirteen (cont'd)

An hour later he was still wandering. The paths crisscrossed in a bewildering way and there seemed no pattern to them. He had been so sure, so certain of his path, but he was now hopelessly lost. Worse, the sun had left the sky and only a few raspberry coloured streaks left a memory of daylight. The silence was oppressive. He had lost track of time and had no way of knowing if the others were out yet; no way of knowing if the challenge had ended and he was already defeated. Where were his friends? Were they outside already enjoying themselves, having a fest without him? He hadn’t really understood how much he relied on their support. Boyz would be out, of course. He was a born knight, gifted and intelligent; there was no way he’d get lost here. Like him.
He was tired and sat on the grass. This part of the pathway was obviously unused and he found that discouraging. He decided to think about it logically. He had been so sure he’d found the answer, was he wrong? Or was he still headed the right, if untried, way? He wished he could sing, it would comfort him, even a few bars of Knight-dream Believer, but he didn’t dare risk being disqualified.
Suddenly, the sky overhead sparkled with fireworks. Red, green, amber and blue, they flashed through the sky in the wake of a long fizzing noise and a crackle. Something about them gave him hope and he rose to his feet. It was the loppies, he decided, they weren’t breaking the rules; the fireworks were an aid to every knight equally. They seemed to be pointing in a particular direction – away from the path he was on. He hesitated. Was he so wrong? He decided he must be; the loppies wouldn’t lead him astray. He turned around and followed the fireworks in the opposite direction.
The path became smoother, easier to walk and the foliage around him became more verdant. He could smell honeysuckle and there were roses now on the bushes, soft red petals lush and beguiling…He hesitated. Was his instinct really so wrong? He decided to go on to the end of the path just to be sure and then make up his mind. He’d taken no more than a step or two when Throb the Thatcher suddenly grabbed him with a loud, “No!” and pushed him into the bushes.
He lay dazed amid the roses, an angry protest on his lips, but the words were not spoken. There before him Throb slid on the path where Lee was about to step and slipped into a deadly pool of quicksand. In an instant he was up to his waist and was sinking fast.
“I couldn’t let you walk into it, Lee,” he said. “I wasn’t born to run to victory, but you were.”
Lee ran to help him but Throb was now up to his armpits in the deadly sand.
“Don’t help me!” he cried. “And don’t say anything, either! I’m lost, Lee, but you’re not. You have to go all the way and become a knight of the Order of Joseph. You deserve it. Tell Lady Margaret and Lord Dennis I said goodbye. And tell my brother Mark he can have my collection of Thatchers’ Monthly magazines…”
Lee leaned forward and tried to grasp Sir Throb’s hand, but he could not reach. He lay on the ground and stretched out as far as he could, but it was useless. There sand made an ugly sucking sound and Sir Throb vanished beneath it.
Sir Lee rose and turned back the way he had come, unaware of his direction or of the tears that coursed down his cheeks. The fireworks were gone now, and he stumbled through the darkness. He was cold, a deep numbing cold that was even more intense than he had felt at the top of the tower. He felt utterly alone; all his friends were out there, together, he knew, enjoying themselves and forgetting all about him. And Throb, poor enthusiastic Throb, had sacrificed himself so he, Lee, could survive the challenge. He wanted to scream his frustration, but that would make Throb’s sacrifice useless, and he was determined not to do that. He bit his lip and wept silently.
The path was rough and difficult again, and the brambles increasingly thick and sharp. He stumbled into the foliage and tore his cloak and his hands, but didn’t notice. Where was he going, what was he doing? He was so tired of it all. He should have stayed home in Sou’sea. He stopped still in astonishment. The exit was right before his eyes, and a small, wavy haired loppy was waiting for him.
She took his hand as he stumbled out onto the grassland. Without speaking she put her arms around him and he wept bitter tears onto her shoulder.
“It’s all right, darling,” she murmured. “Let Praline take care of you.”
She rocked him gently in her arms and after a time he became calm again. She handed him a small dark green handkerchief. “This is FiFi’s,” she said. “But I don’t think she’d mind you having it.”
He wiped his eyes and managed to calm. “Sorry,” he said. “Crying like a little girl.”
“Don’t fret,” she said. “Do you feel better now?”
He nodded. “Where are the others?” he asked.
“Coming out from various exits. Come on, I’ll take you to the camp site.”
“There’s more than one exit?” he asked.
“Certainly, because there’s more than one path.”
“I thought it was the career path,” he said. “And that there were distractions along the way to try to lead me astray from the path I was meant to take. But then I saw the fireworks, and I thought the loppies had sent them.”
“Not us, love,” Praline said. “Another distraction. You’re right about the maze, it is your career. And just as your choices can lead you to lasting success or something flashy but fleeting depends on how you choose. But the path is full of traps – as you saw. Some are momentarily beguiling, like a chart success; others are more deadly, like appearing on ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.’”
“And Throb – poor Throb! It should have been me that got sucked into that quicksand.”
“I don’t think Throb would consider it a sacrifice, to give up his chance for you. He did what a true knight does – risk himself for others. I don’t think we’ve heard the last of him.”
The others were all together at the campsite, singing and eating. “Well, about time!” Boyz and Charming said when they saw him. They ran to greet him but one look at his face turned their joy to ashes.
He mumbled an explanation about Throb, and they, too, began to weep.
“We haven’t heard the last of him,” Sir Jack-wow (the third) said, echoing Praline. “His sacrifice proves him a true knight. He may never become king of Adelphi, but he’ll do well in panto and cabaret, I’m sure.”
“Am I the last one out?” Sir Lee asked as he joined them at the campfire. He didn’t think he’d ever be warm again.
“No. Sir John of Deep hasn’t come out, either.”
They looked at one another in silence and Lee shivered.

Hi All, just woke up, took your advice Geri and went back to sleep only to be woken about 10mins ago by the neighbours' builder using some huge kind of drill, omg, if I hadn't a headache before I certainly have one now! Sorry to be such a moan.
On the other hand it's great to see a new thread, thankyou Scott, I'm new here and it's taken me weeks to catch up on the general trend of conversation which I think is great and so funny at times. Now I really feel "up to date"!

what talent..... Geri. eggsellent. Well done Rob The Thatcher. Poor Sir John of Deep - hope he doesn't come to a too sticky end.

Scott Darling - thank you sooo much! Geri have to finish a report and then I will read the next chapter!!!!

Great work again Geri, you do us proud, was having quite a giggle the other day when
imagining Lee and Daniel(in real life) getting to read the tale from the start (in private) and would I give to be a fly on a wall to hear what they really thought! Warm thoughts to all loppies, just looking at sky weather report, brrr! it's like "The Day After Tomorrow"!

Oh Geri, you're amazing. I'm desperate to find out how you end the tale but at the same time I don't want it to finish for ages.

Martin, my best to Maggie.

I'm too jealous for words, well, not completely....
To own the complete set of Thatchers Monthly mags and to be Praline..! What more could they both want?

Forgot to ask if it's too late to contribute to the squares as I'd completely forgotten about it not having been on here for ages and not reading all the comments? Please let me know Geri, someone...

Geri - thank you for brightening the day. You are a literary genius and so insightful.

I shouldn't be reading this during working hours but I'm counting the hours until 5pm when I can escape for the weekend. Only one more week and I'm off on my MT trip.

Karen2 - sorry to hear you are not feeling well. Take care of yourself. You have to be in tiptop shape for your trip next month.

Brilliant as always, Geri.
Pauline, what a lucky girl!

Thanks, all. Should really be writing my 'serious' stuff, but I needed the break.

Sorry, Debbie, the project is finished, just waiting for the glue to dry before I take it to the framers.

Have fun on your trip, Jenny, bring back lots of lovely pictures. Maybe one of the London loppies can get to meet you while you're in town?

Oh well. Thanks for letting me know Geri. It's my own fault. Maybe I'll have to devise my own thing to send.

Oops just remembered - Gillian, if you're still around, have a great hol.

Oooh a new home! Thanks Scott, you lovely landlord you!

Geri - so glad you warned us about needing tissues! That one's so sad! (sniff! sniff), but brilliant too! And lucky Praline!

Still haven't had a chance to look at those squares - will have to be patient as I'm off to the pub! I know! You're shocked! But hey ho!

Hope you're feeling better soon Karen 2 - and hope you have a lovely trip Jenny - going to see anything interesting?

Just read the latest episode - oohh poor Sir Lee! Lucky Praline! OOhhmms to all poorly Loppies and wave for Debbie! Had a quick peek at the squares and although not a masterpiece the little bit of mine you can see didn't look too dreadful (probably distance lends enchantment). Off out for tapas after the office so will catch up later!

...And that is why
All exiles are distinguished
More important, they're not dead...
Was it a quiz to ID the rest of the line, Carol? Is there a prize??

Oo a new home (thanks Scott) and a new chapter (thanks Geri - will go back and read it in a mo), loppy squares (thanks again Geri) and just arrived home to the DVD's (huge thank you Gillian).

Ah, so glad it's Friday!

Right off to catch up and read the next instalment!

Thanks for the new home again Scott (or your alter ego Deputy Scott dear etc etc). Wonderful new episode Geri, I'm completely hooked!

Have a good weekend everyone. My laptop came yesterday so, provided I have no probs connecting up (!), I should be online this weekend. Wrap up warm!

Just a thought - we have the loppy rules and Geri's piccies on our Loppy Ladies photo album, do you think it worth asking the lovely Martin to do a General Loppy matters album for us so people (ie. those from LMAS) don't need to plough through all our mug shots??

Just had a reply from Stephanie:

In addition to the 3 photos in the Stage, she has about another 20 on file if anyone is interested! The other sizes/costs are:
18"x 12" size £35 each
16" x 20" size (poster) £60 each
She would like me to co-ordinate the orders.

I suggest those who want to order, email me either direct or via stageloppies/Shirley with the size and page no. the photo appeared on - deadline say Tuesday 12 Feb. I'll then advise Stephanie - if there's high interest, you never know the costs might come down a bit. I'll then confirm costs with those interested and organise payment.
If anyone has a better idea, let me know - it's Friday afternoon and the brain's not at it's best!

Shirley, I'll reply to Stephanie on Monday and mention you also want photos to raise funds as well.

I'm outta here.

Crikey, you lot have been busy on here today!

Geri - love the new chapter (love the "fest").

Martin - love to Maggie and her mum and to you for keeping the album going amidst all your trauma.

Carol - love the idea of a Loppy meet with Ploppies included. I think my Ploppy would love to meet all the people who keep me so entertained and amused all the time.

Love all the squares - what a talented bunch and well done Geri for managing to fit it in amongst everything else. BTW, did you say you were having it framed? Do we owe you money? Sorry, if I've missed that bit but just let me know and I'll sort it.

Karen2 - hope you feel better soon. Am loving the idea of Lee reading Geri's story.

Just reading my post back - there's a lot of loving going on here, isn't there!!

Carol - mug shots??? Don't you mean photos of lots of beautiful loppies??? If people have to trawl through they might as well enjoy the view on the way (or have a laugh, whichever!!). Good idea though!

**!!!!!!!!***** aaaaggggghhhh, heaven, I'm in heaven. Thankyou sooo much Geri I am just lost for adequate words. Think this is my favourite bit so far, I wonder why?!!! Seriously, love it, especially Throbs' farewell, well after my starring role!
Not thinking too clearly, but mustn't forget to thankyou Scott for our lovely new home. I don't know I go out for lunch and when I come back you've moved having cleaned the old home and unpacked in the new one, wonderful!
Just off to look at the squares.
Oh sorry Karen2 have an ohhhhmmm and hope you are better soon.
Maybe I'll just read the chapter again first!

Last check in before I go off on hols, thanks for the messages, I hope all poorly loppies and Maggies mum recover.

I'm not remotely ready for departure, and ploppy hasn't even started packing his stuff, and I have to go out this evening to my video club's AGM, can't miss it as I'm Hon Sec, but not after tonight, new one will be voted in. One less distraction:))

See you next weekend.

Hi ladies,
Long time no hear from me, well on here anyway. Shirley gave me the link to Geri's story, I really like it. Well done Geri, I really admire writers who can pen amusing stuff, I can't unfortunately.

I saw Lee at the Wednesday matinee with a couple of loppies from the forum. It was great as usual - Lee just gets better and better. As we were sitting at the front of the upper circle I took my trusty binoculars with I definitely think he must have overdone the sunbathing as he had a red patch on his shoulder - it looked as if it was sore and peeling a bit - did you notice it at the evening performance Shirley?

Hi Deanna - great to have you back. Yes, did get sight of a little rosie patch on shoulder (the PA didn't do a very good job them?? - but he is a boy, so probably only got her to put the cream on AFTER he burnt - ah bless, isn't he lovely???)
Gillian (if I haven't missed you)- have a great holiday - if you get there.
Diana - I want them ALL... Can we get to view the 20 that she has on file? I'm sure there are some lovely ones in there - I can't believe that of 23 pictures she only had 3 goodies... he's way too photogenic for that to happen.
Pauline, well I guess you're just way too clever by half and therefore deserve your treats - what with sussing where the kidnap victims were as well... I'll just have to settle with being good with my hands??
Martin - thanks so much for the albums. Sending lots of Oooohhhhhmmmmmms to Maggie and her mum.
Scott D. Magnificent - we missed you on Wednesday. Had a pressing engagement did you? Well thanks all the same for rehousing us. I'm with you re your comment "Is creating whole storylines and characters for the purposes of promoting a product or service really the way we want our television drama to go?" Could be that ALW is just discovering how much fun TV can be.. and pushing the envelope (lets hope he doesn't rip the thing to shreds tho).
Right - off home now (been a late night at the office dear..) straight home and no stopping off at the pub..
See you all later.

Karen, I had expected to defray the costs of framing and mailing on my own. I doubt it'll be too expensive (she said trustingly), but if it gets scary I'll let you know. As an alternative to cash, I'd be happy to accept any Lee goodies that anyone wants to send; the currency conversion makes it difficult for me to participate in most stuff.

Pauline2, aren't you glad you guessed right? You may never wash that shoulder again. And Fi got a mention too, since she came second. (Don't worry, Fi. You'll be around later).

Lovely to hear from you again, Deanna. You've been away too long. Welcome back.

Scott dear,- I'm back and I found our new home. Thank you. Imagine letting us share with The Lord himself!
Sorry I'm so late to post, but it took me a long time to catch up here. Go away for a few days at your peril! First of all:
Martin,- please tell Maggie we are thinking of her and her mother.
Geri,- you genius! First you had me cry, then you had me shiver. When you sent the poor Sir Lee into the maze, I was with him all the way, feeling his fears. I'm slightly claustrophobic and the last time I was in a maze (at Leeds Castle) I nearly had a panic attack when I couldn't find my way out. Sir Throb din't deserve that ending, so I hope he'll be back. Lovely lad. And thank you for using one of my names,- Sir John of Deep. I'm proud.
Then I suppose you'd like to hear about Wednesday, would you? Meeting the Loppies, some old friends, some new faces was lovely as always. The bliss of others understanding the importance of the questions : Has Lee shaved his legs again or not? Which scarf does he suit best? Being able to ask these and not being laughed out of court is wonderful and being with people who understand what is important in life !!!
And then there was Lee!!!!! I swear he gets more gorgeous every time I see him, and as the others have said,- he was on top form singing and dancing and clearly delighted to be back. Delighted as well with the wonderful receptive audience who wouldn't stop cheering at the end. When I first got to my seat, Row A in Dress circle, I sat next to two elderly gentlemen. While we were waiting for the show to start, they were talking about operas they'd been to and Shakespeare plays the'd seen. They were obvoiusly knowleadgeble theatre goers, and I thought to myself that maybe the had come to the wrong play. But not at all. They clearly loved every minute of it, applauding loudly after every song, and getting to their feet clapping and smiling at the end. It just goes to show,- Joseph and Lee can entertain everyone. While we were filing out of our row, I asked them: You enjoyed it then? And both of them nodded, smiled and said they had loved it, and wasn't Lee fantastic? What could I do but agree?
Standing outside waiting for the after show show, I was standing right behind Shirley2 and Carolyn, so when they'd had their program signed, I managed to wriggle forwards to their place. I had brought with me a Lee Mead calendar I have made just for private use, and would try to get Lee to sign it. When he was in front of me, I held it out to him. He looked down, did a double take and said: "What is this, then?", and I answered:"It's a calendar. I made it myself". He gave me one of his megawatt smiles, and from there on things got a bit hazy, but I think he said:"Clever you", signed it, smiled again and gave it back. Pauline caught me on camera at that moment so I know I look absolutely soppy, but I felt like that too, I can asure you.
After that things were a bit blurry, but on the train back to my friends place, I was smiling at my fellow passengers even if I had to stand for half of the way. I'm sure they think I was drunk!!
My friend was waiting for me at the station and I almost fell into the car. She took one look at me and started laughing. " He was wonderful, was he?". "Ooooohhhhhh yes", I said, " and I talked to him!!" "You need a G&T" she said, and that's what I had when we got home.
The next day we went to the hospital for her appointment with the oncologist (My friend had a breast cancer op. 6 monhths ago) and he was very pleased with her. When we got back to the house, we watched WJMM, Christmas Cooks and The Winners Story all afternoon, so that was another wonderful day gone.
I'm back home for a few days before it's back to London again on Monday. My lovely friend is coming with me to the AT show, so I'll be staying over at hers again. This Lee business certainly accounts for a lot of my travelling. I'll now try to catch up on LMAS, and might see you later.

Just popping in to reserve my seat in our new home:-) Was wondering if we should pass comment on Scott's article above..lol but having never watched Hollyoaks am not qualified! Did you see the photo of Summer in the Daily Mail ? (entertainment section) must go see if it is online. Love the squares Geri - I didn't send one myself not any good at crafts but I did have a tiny part to play in its construction which will remain a mystery:-)

Hi geri - i did notice my mention tho not sure as green so not my colour!! - but I am sure it was a turquoise green ie blue. Should have known it was career path/maze - as a career adviser I spend my life helping people thro the maze of their career. However have just been offered a new job today at higher level in a new area of work so have to spend weekend working out my own career path - where is a good career adviser when you need them - do you think Sir Lee could help me thro this maze. Or perhaps i could ask Scott cos i want to make sure I end up with a proper job.

maeve and carol _ i too feel totally inadequate square wise. reminds me of school of total embarrasment when textile teacher took my work home to make some minor adjustments ie totally redo.

deanna - welcome back.

Shirley - thanks for confirming t shirt order. Will try and get cheque to you but e mails till not working.

Gillian - have a brill hol.

Scollop away all day and night tomorrow so had thought of jaunt to coast but just going to check out if will get snowed in there. then off to join jane E at pub.

Given the liking for puns on this blog, are all the poorly loppies illegals ? (Ill Lee Gals).

Hi Deanna nice to hear from you, waving.
Carys? this is a bit early for you isn't it?! and then you make enigmatic comments, ah well a mystery it is then. Believe me if being good at crafts was a prerequisite for the squares I for one would not have managed it!
Hello Pen, now what on earth makes you think we like puns? Illegals, clever.
Fi it's going to be cold tomorrow, the pub sounds good to me!
Geri, I'm not sure which shoulder it was so washing could become problematical! Still grinning at the thought of Sir Lee being rocked gently in my arms, sigh.

Have just managed to fire up this ole' pc so thought I'd say a quick hello before it conks out completly. So hello all! Was lovely to see you all on wednesday - had a fab time and Lee, naturally, was on top form.

Back to work with a bit of a crash but hey, at least its the weekend now. Things have moved on so much on this blog I haven't a clue whats going on, but i guess those who stil remember me I haven't forgotten any of you, just have had to curb my pc time rather radically and actually work for a living which is a pain in the neck but sadly rather necessary...

So with that adieu for another little while (or at least until I can afford a state of the art pc which likes me and does what I want!)
xx

Carol: Your wish is my command, new Loppy Miscellaneous album created and appropriate pics moved to it.

oo'er Carol.. If I had a ploppy, he'd go directly to your training school... how do you do it?
Pen - ha ha, very good. But do introduce yourself. You see we are quite a motley, er I mean friendly bunch.
How are all the Northern Loppies holding out - I'm hearing reports of horrid weather up your way. Wrap up warm now and drive carefully.
Sonja (waves frantically) lovely to see you, even if it's just a quick visit. It was so great to see you, and Nicki, on Wednesday. (waves frantically at Nicki wherever she is).
Well, now that I'm safe a sound at home, I think I might just have a little snifter of Bailey's. Oh no, must have dinner first.. otherwise I'll forget to eat tonight.

Remember there are now a
Loppie Ladies album 76 pics
Ploppy album 1 (lonely) pic
G.O. album 40 pics
Loppy Miscellaneous album 15 pics

all found at

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Very good Pen - like that. And to Karen2 - hope you start feeling better soon.

Deanna - good to see you - and you are most welcome.

Unlike Auds I didnt notice any pink bits. And I cant understand why. I was staring hard enough. I did see several mosquito bites and was speculating to myself if that meant he was O+. Seems that people with that blood group are more attractive to, and react more, to their bites. Certainly holds true in this household, and being the one who is A+ - The only A+ I ever got in my life!!!!

Someone has sent Martin a photo of the Thud teeshirt - presumably with Sue wearing it - but it corrupted en route - no rude comments please - so please can you send it again.

Oh Hello Sonja - waves and waves. Hurry back my friend.

I am sat here watching this Nature programme about the white gerfalcons and the white wolves, and nearly in tears for the female Gerfalcon and her chicks.

Auds- glad you are safely back home. Have a Baileys for me - I like mine on crushed ice. Or in coffee. Or straight.

Gladly Shirley. Anyone else out there would like me to have a Baileys on their behalf. I don't mind how you like it...
Also watching the nature programme - what a precarious life those birds have - and wolves for that matter.

Fi, I'll make sure it's turquoise in the re-
write (geesh, some people are soooo picky!)

Thanks for the help with the project, Carys. You & I know about your mystery assistance...

Hi Sonja, lovely to see you again, hope you get that computer sorted soon.

Karen, I had a reason for putting in the 'fest': There are many loppies who have never been to the show and, because of geography, ill health or other committments, never will get to go. While it's understandable that those who are fortunate enough to make multiple trips to the Adelph want to celebrate long and loud, too much enthusiasm can come across as insensitive to those who aren't so fortunate. Sorry, don't mean to rain on anyone's parade, just wanted to draw attention to an issue that's been bothering a lot of people and they are nervous about expressing it. By the way, I've been twice & will be twice more, so I don't count myself in their number. But let's not forget them. OK?

Hi all did you miss me? No idea what's been happening. Had to do lots of w**k (due to having a day off for something or other), so no time. Have to sort my virus checker before I do anything else.
Scott-Thanks for new home.

Geri - I understand what you're saying but please be assured that I was not intending to cause any offence or be insensitive by commenting that I loved your reference to the fest and now I'm upset to think that I may have, unwittingly, upset somebody else!

Geri, just looked at the finished squares. It looks great. Very creative. What I am wandering about is that I don’t see my square. Did you got mine square through the post? I mailed it 2 weeks ago.

..I just want to point out that Christmas was in green in one of the earlier chapters, so perhaps it was mine!
Martin - big kiss for you! Sorry about the lonely Ploppies, but I did send some more - well I thought I had when I emailed on Monday, so will have another go tomorrow!
Pen - loved the Illegals! You sound as if you have the right mindset to be quite at home here!
London Loppies went to nice Tapas bar near Oxford Circus .....might be a good place for the next London Loppies night out!! OK have to go and sort out some paperwork so I will bid you all goodnight and Sweet Meads!!

Hi Jo4 yes have missed you, have been wondering how the horse was! Of course wanted to know you were ok as well!
Yoohoo Sonja, nice to see you, come back as soon as you can!
Gosh Geri I really am sorry if I've made anybody feel bad. I do know what it's like to read of the excitement when everyone else (or so it seems) is feeling when a big fest is coming up. What's to be done though? I know I'm like an excited teenager when I'm off to see the GO, but as I have said the best thing would be if we could all get together. What an outing that would be!

Oh I didn't want to make anyone feel bad. It's just the, "I've only been 12 times, not counting seeing him at the BBC, and next week, but I really need to see him again..." kind of thing that could be re-thought.

Pen, you should write crosswords! Very Inpector Morse of you (by the way, where's Eva? She's our resident Morse fan.)

Jo4 - I have a great name for you! I thought of it last night and can't wait to use it!!

And yes, Carol, you were in green but it was emerald; Fifi's handkerchief was a very dark green. You rotten lot aren't going to let me forget a single detail! Which reminds me, due to a small technical hitch in the graphics department (AKA Jane's living room), some dress colours will need to be altered in later editions.

Hello Sonja! I don't come on here so often now but I always get a lovely welcome back when I do return. You'll never be forgotten.

Hi Deanna. That is quite a rarely heard name. My mum and dad had friends called Pat and Eric and they had daughters called Sally and Deanna. You are not she are you? I very much doubt it as Deanna sends me a christmas card and letter every year and she hasn't mentioned that she writes saucy novel or loves Lee! Just wondering if it's her little secret...

Auds, you do make me laugh with your public proclamations of adoration for the GO. As much as I think he's gorgeous, talented, shy etc etc, I don't think I could see the show quite as much as you lot. You really ARE all completely mad!!! Good luck to you!

Have a lovely holiday Gillian. Where are you going?

Hope your sloppy feels better soon Maggie.

Ploppy and dollops are away for the weekend as from tomorrow so I'm off to London Sat night to try and see Billy Elliot with on an old school friend. Hoping to get returns as it's really booked up. All day Sunday on my todd. Now what could I do I wonder...?


Back from pub early as got offer of lift home - and baby is it cold outside tonight

Geri - I am picky - but I thought you wouldnt notice! And I am reminded that I didnt say thank you for my inclusion in story - a great honour - so thank you - even if I am the wrong colour!! And I am looking forward to my encore. I also echo Karen's thought re contributing towards framing and posting as you have already put in so much of your time, energy and love to project so dont want you out of pocket too.

Karen - too quote the lovely Donna when people on her forum worrying about offending others "silly bat". How/why would you have offended others. I love the way Geri weaves in different threads and that includes fests. Perhaps Geri you could arrange a fest in the tale for all the left out loppies? Or was that cinderella?

Sonja - are you the same Sonja who used to post on here many eons ago?

Martin - are ploppies lonely by definition?

Anyway have probably had one wine too many but now that Auds has mentioned it (and I do hold you responsible Auds) a Baileys sounds just the thing to round off the eve.

Fi
this ploppy, (although Maggie is in London) is not alone, I have my G.O. ( our little dog Brandy) she is my G.O. and is keeping me company on this cold blustery night. ( although I hear a little snore now and again, but at fifteen I suppose that should be expected)

Martin, I wish my ploppy was fifteen again then maybe his snores would be little.

Debbie
Believe me He can't be as bad as Maggie, she could snore for the world cup, one advantage of her being in London, and if you listen carefully I'm sure you could hear her now.

Hi! I'm back again. It's been a busy night with some very long e-mails to write and some very boring phone calls to answer.
Debbie,- where have you hidden your secret Norwegian? We were talking about it and you on Wednesday. I'm surprised you didn't feel your ears busrning. Fess up, please!
Geri,- surely I can't be the only Morse fan here on the blog, though I will admit to having the complete series on DVD, and to having watched most of them more than once.
Who's talking about illegals? I'm very legal. I came across the border at Gatwick and presented myself very correctly to immigration, only to be told that being Norwegian I didn't need any residential permit at all. The funny bit really came when I presented myself at The Inland Revenue and asked when and how I was supposed to start paying tax! I thought the lady there was going to fall off her chair when I put a big folder filled with all my bank statements, pension statements etc. on her desk, and said here is all you need. She said that had never happened there before,- someone who wanted to pay tax!! I wonder if she has recovered?
I think I'll call it a night now and bid you all a very good night, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams (stay clear of the maze) and wake up happy.

Well my ploppy will be in Manchester tomorrow. Hopefully the snow will snuffle the sound.
Come to think of it, there is a slight rumbling coming from the direction of the big city.

AHA, Eva! Yes, that's right, I've got Morten Harket hidden in the cupboard.

I'll bid farewell too. Night night all. Till we meet again. x

Phew, virus checker all sorted and just caught up. Reminder to self; do not let w**k get in the way of important things.
Geri-Love the story, poor old Throb, lucky Praline. Can't wait for my name, as long as it is not what a woman up the road calls me 'The mad cat lady'.
No news is good news on horse front. He has done what he's done many times before, acutely ill and back to himself the day after. I'll see him tomorrow.
Martin-a star. I have photos, not got around to downloading them yet. If not tonight then tomorrow, I have a SueX modelling THUD shirt (I hope).
Welcome back returning friends.
Jackie- re cat, sorry for the delay. The others have given sound advice. If it is a sudden change in behavour, try to find out why, any changes in your routine, any visitors you don't usually have (they may have cats). With my old chap a few years ago I could never leave any bags on the floor. One of my guys now has a 'need' to wee on the saddle cloths waiting for the wash.
My review from Weds will have to wait. I was intrigued by the changes in staging. Also loved the new narrator, some of the staging changes have improved her interactions.

OOOhhh, just seen the pics of the squares, some lovely work. Shame about the 2 from the five year old, no - not your Carol, mine.

Greetings from snowy Norfolk everyone. Dollop and scollop have had lots of fun making a snowman and snow angels and the house is now full of sopping wet clothes. We seem to get snow so rarely here that we are quite excited and, as it's the weekend, we'll try and find a hill (not an easy undertaking here) for a spot of sledging tomorrow.
Loved chapter 13, Geri - beautifully written and very moving. And what an honour for you, Pauline2 and Fi - well done.
Diana - exciting news re the photos. I'd definitely like one - will enjoy choosing, but - like Auds - wouldn't mind checking out the alternative pictures if possible. Thanks a lot for coordinating this on our behalf.
Gillian - I'm probably too late, but have a good holiday.
Night-night everyone, might see you tomorrow - snow and marking permitting.

Debbie perhaps it's a good idea they are both at opposite ends of the country, or there would be a national earthquake alert

Sorry, I know I've said goodnight but just read Jo4's comment. I'll be going for my second time in a month and what with all the changes, subtle or not, it almost sounds like it'll be a new show. At least it'll seem like that to me having only seen it once in my lifetime. Very exciting.

All caught up again with THUDs and Raffle tickets.

I think I would be saddened if people could not racket around before they go to a show getting excited. It is one of the things that our family and friends in the physical world cannot understand but our Loppy friends can. I love hearing about and sharing people's excitement, and reading their reviews when they come back. I find it helps me get through the gaps between my visits to see Lee.
I dont want to upset people either, but I do feel that the blogg will be very much diminished if we cannot share each others' joys as well as our sorrows. I know that many of us have grown in confidence and now happily take ourselves off to see Lee by ourselves, travelling to London and back without giving it a thought. Read my first review if you have forgotten. It really was such a big deal to me back then. And I know from email conversations I have had with lots of Loppies that many of you have made similar journeys. Both literally and figuratively. So while, as I say, I certainly dont want to gratuitously upset anyone I am very mindful that there is also a huge cost if we lose the wonderfully spontanious happy bouncing around that we go in for from time to time. I for one would miss it hugely.

I guess it is a disadvantage of the way the Blog works. On the Forum you can start a thread and share your excitement with those who want to join you. And those who would prefer not to read it can easily avoid it. Not so easy to do that here.

Martin _ i guess when you are 15 you have acute hearing - to hear the snores - lucky you!

Just watched Britt ekland on JR show, Think i might give face lift a miss.

elizabeth - you are right - it is an honour to appear in Geri's story - so thank you again geri.

Auds - thank you for the Baileys.

What with snow and now earthquakes, it certainly exciting, what next?!
Jo4 pleased the news sounds hopeful for your horse still here's an ohhhhmmmm just to be sure.
Eva, really! wanting to pay tax! No hope my dear I'm afraid.
That's all from me for tonight I think so night night. (No prizes for guessing what my dreams will be tonight!!!)

Hmm, I'm a bit torn on this issue of not upsetting people, which of course I have no intention of doing. As one who, due to geograpical location has only been to see the show once (so far) I do understand how...well I'm not sure what word to use here - frustrating? jealous? - I don't know really - but I know when people are having all these fests I just want to be there!

However, I do feel that just because I have the misfortune to live so far away, that should not diminish the joy of others who live closer and get to go more often. In fact, it's quite the opposite for me, I like to re-live the show vicariously (sp?) through others and I love reading all the reviews and feeling other people's excitement.

I do hope though that everybody understands that those people who enthuse about multiple visits are doing it for the benefit of the rest of us who are not so lucky, so that we can share the joy and not as an intention in any way to upset!

Shirley, I think you've missed the point. I'm not saying don't celebrate, don't post reviews, don't share your exuberance. Not only is that unrealistic, it's unkind. I'm simply suggesting we demonstrate some sensitivity and tact in recognising that many others don't share that sort of good luck. It's the equivelant of not eating steak in front of people who are starving.

BTW, forgot to say, Debbie, AHA, I have Morten Harket in my cupboard so how is he in yours too??

I'm still here!
I agree with you Fi about the facelift (not your face of course!) but am considering my other face - my derriere - after seeing her naked (even if it was in the 70's). She certainly had the figure I've been striving for all my life.

You're getting mixed up Karen. That's Steve Coogan you've got - AHAAA!!

Forgot to say Geri, good work with the card. Ditto about the cost.

I should of course said Alan Partridge.
Oh get me off someone!

Dear Deluded Debbie Darling - it's definitely Morten Hunket, er, I mean Harket in my cupboard - AP?? Who?? If you're going to be difficult I'll share the Hunket with you - in fact, I'll be even more generous - you have the Hunket, I'll have the GO. Deal or No Deal???

Who is this Morten Hunket, I'll have to go and Google

Oh, I see Aha, thick or what?

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Just thick Jo4.

No Karen, you just have Alan and I'll have Morten AND the GO.

How the hell do I get into these conversations?

Hi nice landlord
Scott dear, can you add 'Loppies' to the tag list for this blog, to ease returning Loppies in finding the lastest home.
Thank you.

RIGHT! I am definitely off and yes, I did shower this morning.

GOODNIGHT!

Oh Jo4, that did make me laugh - you googling Morton Hunket - wonder what it would have brought up - probably something dodgy!!! AHA!!

Goodnight Deluded!

Thank you Nitlbd or Debbie, just because I'm a Cliffy fan, I know. It's basically because Aha is past my time.
Nice to chat to you all again, must go to bed. After I've done the packed lunches needed for later today.
Nightlee night all. And Hi to Carys, when you pop in for your very early morning visit.

No probs Karen Google corrects when you make slight spelling mistakes, really going now.
Bye

Goodnight all from another Morse fan, Eva.

Anybody still up? Just catching up on the evening's chatter and it has taken me quite a while, alcohol does dull the senses and has quite an effect on the mouse too!! lol. Purely medicinal you understand, I've definitely been an illeegal today!

Hi Jo - yes here I am checking everything is safely locked away for the night - batten down the hatches it's getting very windy again!

Moring rise and shine everyone (except Karen2 and Carys, who either suffer from insomnia or have been kept awake the snoring)! Martin, Martin do you think poor Maggie will mind that you have told the world her secret?? Sorry Geri forgot to say if cost prohibitive of course we will all chip in in the most practical way!
Did say at the SF last week that Emerald Green is one of my fav colours, although I don't actually currently have any clothes that colour, so that may be my task for 2008 - especially if it makes it easy for Sir Lee to spot me!! Off to take Sloppy to the coach station at Heathrow now - tonight the other man in my life...JD in Sweeny Todd (no not the CO!!). Sonja - belatedly nice to see you on here! OK my secret is out - Ploppy just come up from his shower and here I am not yet through the bathroom - oops!! Will try and catch up later!!!!

Morning all. So sorry I missed the interesting conversation last night about who's got who in the cupboard. I'm sure Morten Harket would be gobsmacket if he knew he was being fought over at a blog inhabited by slightlt bonkers Loppies!
Debbie,- you get into these conversations because you goad other poeople there. You might have MH in your cupboard, but I am sure he didn't tell you about raspeballer, so go on, girl, come out of the closet and fess up! Properly this time!
Hello sweetheart. BRRRRRRRRR,- a cold morning here at the beach. I see you are well covered up with the black coat and striped scarf.( Sigh!). Let's get the fire started. If you make me a strong black leaded and some nice slices of walnut bread, I'll do the fire. I was a girl guide in my far away youth, you know.

Jackie, about your cat problem. I had a similar problem with one of mine. Sam suddenly developed an inability to urinate at all. He had to be catheterised. My vet refered us to a urinary specialst near Luton who did a full investigation and diagnosed stress. He spent a year on tranquilisers and everytime we lowered his dose the whole thing started again. After a year (and over £1000 spent) we realised he had no life at all. He was either sleeping doped up all the time or cowering under furniture avarytime we moved. Reluctantly, we had him put to sleep on the vets advise. Or vet felt he was suffering the feline equivalent of alzheimers and had forgotten everything that made him trust us and feel comfortable in his surroundings. I don't tell you this to upset you, your promblem might be different. Just remember that, whatever happens, your cat has had a happy time with you up til now and you have done your best to make him comfortable.

Good morning all. A very downcast Loppy here. Having a really heavy landing this time. Keep telling myself that AT is really really soon but somehow it is not working yet. So I am doing what I always do when I am down. I get busy. So here goes.

Today is the final day for ordering THUD teeshirts. Some people have been asking if we will be ordering again soon - probably not. The set up costs for the screen printing is relatively expensive and not worth doing for less than about 100 tee shirt. And it seems likely that it will be sometime before that many people will be wanting them again.

Anyway to make it possible for anyone deciding on a last minute order please donate your £15 direct to Mildmay on the Just Giving site on LMAS, and then be sure to email me a copy of your receipt with details of your name, address, and the number of THUD's you want along with the size(s) in the 12/14/16/18 format. And to say again that they are available in all sizes from 8 - 28!!

Morning, all. Sun is shining here! Gorgeous -- except you go outside and turn at once into an icicle (that's a very odd word to spell. Do you think it's Norweigan?)

Karen, please tell Morten no man needs to stay in the closet in this day and age...

Thanks, Carol, I'll let you know.

Back to the books. Later, all...

Morning all - well it's a winter wonderland here this morning - yes the snow has finally arrived and lovely looks it too, especially from my vantage point inside the house!!

Think I may be housebound today so will have to find something to do. Hmm, I have afew DVD's I could watch!!!!!

So to anybody who has snow and has to go out in it, do take care!

Sorry Geri, posted at the same time - you are, of course, right but I think he feels safer in the closet with Debbie after him, although I'm sure she said last night she prefers Alan Partridge!!

Hello, not too busy here this morning. Eva, I'm sure BHB doesn't need you to adjust his scarf every few seconds, funny how you stroke his face each time you do it, taking lessons from Carol have you? I'll have a diet coke and a fruit platter, it's alright BHB I know it's not very warming, I'm dressed up warm for the weather. Difficult to see under your lovely coat, but have you put on a few pounds? The holiday must have been relaxing. Just having the one day job must have reduced your calorie burn, what exactly do you do in the evening? There must be a lot of running about or do you go to the gym? No, I don't want your fantasy answer of making women whoop and clap each night. Are you a night time cycle courier all dressed in lycra? (Sorry just had a weak moment)

Karen, snow and a winter wonderland. Do you have a digital camera? If you do could you take a pic for us southern (chilly but no snow) Loppies. I like looking at snow, just not walking or driving in it, after my weeks of snow one winter when I lived in Yorkshire.

Good Morning all from the snowy North - how beautiful the garden looks all sparkly and white! I agree Jo4 I love looking at snow - hate driving in it though.

Karen, Debbie - I'll think you'll find Morton Harket is in my cupboard too! I've got a friend who knew him in the pre Aha days.

Deanna - nice to hear from you again, welcome back. I did see the little patch of rosy sunburn on the GO's shoulder - aw bless!

Hello Pen, I see you whieghed up the humour on this blog!

Eva - well done on getting that calendar signed!

Hi Sonja (waiving!) It was lovely to meet you!

I've been having a good look at those squares, and I thing that everyone has done a really good job - so much imagination - pats on backs girls. And of course a big well done to Geri for bringing them all together so well! It looks fantastic.

OK so the Any Knight Won't Do Graphic Department better go abd get some work done.

Fi - turquoise! Duly noted!

Hi Shirley, sorry you're feeling down, maybe a little daydreaming is needed! I emailed you last night re the t-shirts and was very glad to see your message here this morning about donating online, however, just as when I tried to book tickets, I'm stuck again when it gets to the security code issue because AIB maestro cards don't have them so I can't get any further, sorry, now I'm feeling downcast too.

Hi Jane-glad to know the graphics dept is working at the weekend. I'm really looking forward to seeing the results, if the drawing I saw the other day is an example of the standard. i'm sure it is. Style is very in keeping with the tale. They will complement the lovely story from Geri.
I'm off now, lilac jods, rose fleece, black muffler, multicoloured beanie, yellow hiviz tabard, green coat, grey whip, purple shirt, gold ring, silver ear rings, brown gloves, a riot of colours, not quite as many as THE coat though. (PS for those safety people I do swap the beanie for a black riding hat when needed.)

Morning all. Well to make up for being early (for me) yesterday, a bit on the late side today.
Hope all snowbound loppies keep warm, and I'm with you that snow is wonderful to look at, but a real pain when you want to get out and about.
I remember seeing Aha, years ago, when I was away. They were staying in the same hotel as us and gave us tickets she bragged insufferably...and to think I never realised MH was in the closet!!
Hello BHB bet you are really feeling the cold after Thailand. I would love some porrige and leaded please, why don't we sit here by the fire, now cuddle up that's right, it will help keep you warm. Me? believe me I'm feeling on fire.
Btw Shirley I know what you mean, but it will pass this feeling I feel sure.

Forgot to say, Geri I'm with the others, would be glad to chip in any way I can with the project.
Jo4 I'm dazzled, what a lovely sight you must be!

Geri,- you stand corrected (as per usual!). Icicle is NOT a Norwegian word. We say istapp,- don't we Debbie? Much simpler, don't you know, and you can stop that quip right there, Geri,- simple minds, not us!
Since you have now outed MH really and truly (yes, he is a true ladies man) I'll post the link again to his latest single, which I think would be perfect for GO. It doesn't hurt to watch Morten anyway:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38u0tVW174Q&feature=related
Jo4,- I'm adjusting BHB's scarf because it keeps slipping and it's in a proper, maternal way!
Pauline2,- you can let him go now. He's choking!

Sorry, the link doesn't work. Don't know why. I'll try again.

I'm trying again. This time I have copied and pasted the link from the search bar, so hopefully should work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38u0tVWI74Q&feature=related

Halleluja,- it worked. Ignore the first minute. It's talk from the finals of the Norwegian Idol (X-factor) competition.

Missed the move yesterday, but THANKS SCOTT!
Why is it that I'm always at work when everyone comes out to play? I seem to miss all the fun!Good to see some "old" loppies back - Hello! And a warm welcome to Pen. It snowed a blizzard here last night but didn't settle at all, and I'm only 24miles south of Elisabeth! Now cold but bright sunshine so we're off for a bracing walk along the beach, followed by a McDonalds no doubt if scollops get their way!
Must check out squares now and see if mine makes the grade?

Ali I just e-mailed you and posted a bit on the LMAS site: I only just realised this morning that when I photographed it, I inadvetently chopped off the far right of the poster -- it's closer to a square than it seems in the photo. I do apologise; I know you must be disappointed not to see your square in place.

My nice framer is doing a rush so I'll get the framed picture back by Friday & then can pop it in the mail. €40, which isn't bad at all, and whatever the postage will be on top of that.

Hello. A Lurking Loppie popping in! I haven’t posted since the New Year but nearly always manage to read the blog at sometime during the day and really love to hear what you all have to say, and laugh and aaah etc and am of course loving the Saga of Sir Lee. Brilliant Geri.

I of course class myself as a Lurking Loppie as, never having met up or posted much on here so can’t call myself a Leftathome Loppie, but I just wanted to say that I have really, really loved to hear about all the visits to the Adelphi this week and your meetings up, and just want more and more detail and have never felt that any of you come across as crowing so PLEASE DON’T STOP!!!

I really love this blog and feel that you are my sort of people and enjoy hearing about your lives and happenings but I must admit that the highlights are when there is mention of Lee. I was really pleased that he went to Thailand for his holiday as he has always needed to get away on his own and seems to like open spaces and so I would imagine that it would have been an ideal place for contemplation and catching up with himself time, but I must admit that I was a bit worried that he would decide that this fame lark wasn’t really for him and might have chosen to withdraw slightly, and so was really thrilled with tears in my eyes to hear how thrilled he was to be back on the show and when I saw Tricia’s photo on Donna’s site with his really gigantic smile( like when he won ADWD) when he came out to the scrum I breathed a big sigh of relief.

Congratulations on all the brilliant Valentine squares… They are real works of art and I think Lee is going to be so touched by it all.

Back to Lurkdom and the recipe books as family get together tomorrow. I shouldn’t even be on here!!

Hi everyone. Waves. Thanks for the welcome and it is nice to be back.
It is strange , you get to see a different view of the show in the upper circle, and I think the sound is actually better up there. Of course the seats are considerable cheaper for those loppies who have to shell out for expensive travelling costs and maybe a hotel as well. However, I don't think I would have enjoyed sitting there so much if I hadn't has my small trusty binoculars for some regular close-ups of Lee as you tend to miss out about on his gorgeous facial expressions.

You do get a better overview of the entire performance and you can even see the metal of the mic buried in Lee's hair. But I didn't see the mosquito bites, I would have needed to be very close for that you lucky lady, Shirley.

I sat in the upper circle, when I made a last minute decision to see the show again last November but I must admit I don't recall a lot about that performance other than the dreaded costume malfunction! I was so flabbergasted and I felt so bad for Lee, poor lamb.

Debbie - no I'm not the Deanna you know. I don't have any siblings unfortunately. I'd really like to have a sister.

Well, I've got to get back to work now, or I'll be getting complaints from my editor that the proposal I promised him is late.

Hi folks!
Hope you don't mind me popping in to join you all and catch up more things Lee!
xx

Aw, thanks Jo4, I'm blushing! I do hope you guys won't be disappointed!

Pauline2 - I'm jealous - I loved Aha as a teenager!

Great to hear from you again Helen W, you're a proper Loppy you know!

OK Deanna - if you're not the Deanna Debbie knows, are you by any chance a Canadian nurse? I was in the Upper Circle in Novemember and was pleasently suprised that the view was quite good - but no, couldn't see mossie bites from up there!

Just on my way out into the frozen cold, to buy some paint - really these authors, dressing characters in silver! Whatever next!

Martin,- I have e-mailed you my photos from Wednesday + one of Pauline's photos of me and my soppy smile when GO signs my calendar. I had to split them into 3 mails and sent them to Maggies adress. I hope Maggie is OK in London, and that her Mum is getting better.

Hi Helen, great to hear from you,and thankyou for your comments. It put my mind at ease somewhat, as of course we don't do upsetting on this blog! Slightly bonkers yes that's it and long may it stay that way!
Hi Shelly, waving, nice to see you, welcome to the mad house!
JaneE you'll be glad to know then they were lovely boys (not to rub it in or anything!)

Jo4 - sorry camera packed in yonks ago and not been replaced yet. Most of the snow has gone now anyway although it is snowing (through the sunshine!!) at the moment.

Well, I am having a lovely day, transferring all my files, photos and videos - all mainly Lee - from my old laptop to my new one. Now I could have done it the easy way and bought one of those transfer leads that you just plug in to each laptop and it transfers everything for you, but I didn't - I'm doing it all bit by bit (gives me a chance to tidy up my files) which means that I am having to look at each photo and watch each video before I transfer it - what a way to spend the day - bliss!!!

Hello Shelley (waiving!)

Sounds like a terrible job you're haveing to do there Karen, do you want me to come over and help?

Karen, I thought we didn't do any upsetting other people on this blog - you've just upset me terribly by showing off as to how much you're getting on with your new laptop. I thought you were as brainless as me re. all things techie and now I find you transferring files and talking about transfer leads - it's all another language to me!

Eva, I've just released MH from the closet so he can dog sit whilst I go to London for the evening. I couldn't leave poor little Madge on her own now could I?

Welcome Shelly!

Jane E - is Deanna a Canadian nurse?!&%?!? Is she Godzilla? Is she a Russian spy? What sort of question is that???

Deanna - I too can thoroughly recommend the use of small trusty binoculars! I was at the front of the Dress Circle and they are ace for seeing close up detail! Love the new audience photos - in the latest ones from Karen, Lee is wearing the same hat and jacket combo (not the scarf) that he was wearing when Alison and I saw him!! That's what our photos should have looked like Alison!!! The smiley one is especially nice - I so wish I took it!

Gotta go. Off to catch train to the big apple, er satsuma, or whatever London is.

Have a good evening everyone! Say hi to JD for me Carol (NOT JohnDeep - if he's survived the maze).

Well Debbie, I happen to have a friend called Deanna who is -

1. Canadian and
2. A nurse

So, perfectly sensible question I thought!

Have fun in the big artichoke!

Debbie,- I'm glad to hear you're treating MH humanely. I'm sure he and Madge will have a ball (!) while you are away. Have they sent out warning signals in London that you are coming? Btw. MH is just singing "Movies" on Norwegian radio now!
Ali B,- I used my opera glasses frequently on Wed. sitting in Row A in the Dress circle. Excellent they were too. Even I noticed the mosquito bites!!

Charming!! That Debbie woman comes here and slings insults at me (brainless, who me?) then bogs off to the big satsuma! Just cos I told you all about her secret lust for Alan Partridge!! Aha!

Well, the file transferring has gone remarkably well (I even amazed myself) but now I am having email problems again (stop laughing Debbie). Just tried to send myself a test email and it bounced back saying it could not be delivered as "mikeyboi's" inbox is full!!! Who the chuff is mikeyboi and what does his full inbox have to do with me!!??

Jane - can you do me a favour please. I got the email you sent this morning but now it's disappeared from my inbox (it's probably clogging up mikeyboi's). If you kept it in your sent items could you re-send it please or if you didn't keep it just send another one as a test. Cheers matey!

No I'm not Candian or a nurse, but when I was younger I did work in a Path lab specialising in bacteriology.

Close but not that close.

London - the big artichoke/satsuma?
Interesting but couldn't we find something that worked a little better then someone could write a song about that instead of New York New York and Lee could sing it.

Clearly all this writing has sent me a little mad - please ignore my ravings

Deanna you should know you don't have to be mad to post here, but being slightly bonkers helps!
Karen I feel you should pursue your acquaintance with mikeyboi! If he has a full inbox must be a popular guy.
Could London be the big Toblerone please? Maybe you couldn't sing it but make it even more worth visiting!

I for one, Pauline2, think we should take up your suggestion and call London the big Toblerone! All those in favour?

Ah, Deanna, so I'm not renewing acquantance with my long lost friend (sigh!) Never mind!

OK Karen, I'll re-send that e-mail to mikeyboi - this isn't your alter ego is it?

Off to keep Ploppy company - he said something about going to the place called the pub. Might have to try it - I hear they sell this stuff called beer there!

See you later Loppies!

Chap. 13 (cont'd)

They waited until morning then Sir Jack-wow (the third) went into the maze to look for Sir John of Deep. Despite his protests, Lee was not allowed to assist in the search and was compelled to remain at the camp site. He could not bear to stay with the others and so wandered off alone and walked along the bank of the stream. Even as a child he had found the sound of water soothing and it comforted him now. Fortunately, he didn’t have to wait long. The captain was back an hour later and held a huddle conversation with the other muses before joining Lee by the merry waters.
“It’s as I feared,” Sir Jack-wow (the third) said. “I found him standing before the mirror of stardom. Once a knight falls under its spell, he’s lost.”
“Mirror of stardom?” Lee asked. “I didn’t see a mirror.”
“I'm sure you didn't," the captain said gently. "As you know, Lee, each knight’s career and ambitions are unique to himself. After all, we each judge success in different terms. Sir John of Deep allowed himself to become beguiled by stardom – it’s not uncommon.”
“What will happen to him?”
“He’ll be okay. I managed to get him away from the mirror and sent him to Mount View. He’ll learn there, and he’ll be a better knight for it.”
“And Throb?” Lee asked bitterly. “What of him? He drowned in quicksand – I saw it.”
“You saw him go under the quicksand. The sands are quick because they entrap the knight who wants success in a hurry. But he didn’t drown, Lee. He wasn’t even hurt. He came out on the other side very well indeed. He’s not ready to become a knight yet, but we muses will be watching him and I think he’ll achieve his own measure of success.”
“He wouldn’t have fallen into the sand but for me. He shouldn’t be disqualified for that.”
“He wasn’t,” the captain said. “He was disqualified because he broke the rules – he spoke.” Sir Jack-wow (the third) sat down beside Lee. “You didn’t – not even when you most wanted to. The true knight knows how to be circumspect and keep his tongue. Remember the tale of Sir Rhydian?”
“I learned it as a child,” Lee said. “He hoped to become King Phantom the Second, but his tongue led him astray and he was disqualified.”
“Precisely.”
Lee sat in silence some moments, listening to the music of the water. Then a thought occurred to him and he asked, “How did I get out of the maze, Captain? I wasn’t even looking.”
“Exactly so. You stopped using your mind and let your heart lead you. You found the one thing that was guaranteed to meet your definition of success.”
“What?”
“The loppies. You remember, Praline met you at the exit. The loppies’ love is pure and so long as you have that you’ll be happy.” He rose and Lee stood up too. The captain of the knights put his hand on Lee’s shoulder. “You can go all the way in this challenge, Sir Lee. The loppies have already made their opinion known and, besides, you owe it to Throb.”
“I won’t let you down,” Lee said. “Or the loppies.”
“I know you won’t. Incidentally, I have something for you.” He drew from his man-bag a large, multicoloured cloak. “The loppies made it for you, each one made a different square, there’s FiFi’s turquoise, and Diva’s buttercup yellow, and Christmas’s emerald and Jodhpur’s russet . Alley-oop put it together.”
“It’s beautiful.”
“You’re wearing their colours. Don’t forget that. And you’ll need to keep faith – the next challenge will get you all fired up!”

Eva
I have recieved 5 e-mails from Carol with pictures But nothing from you as yet? perhaps if you send them again-if you have my address send them to me, if not try Maggies again.

oo'er. I'm all fired up now Geri. He's hot hot hot as it is.... what do we expect next?? oh, so exciting.

Oh Geri - another tear in my eye - wonderful!

Er Auds - would you like the fan??

Pauline2 - you have a very good point - a full inbox is a good sign! Or maybe not, perhaps it's a sign that he doesn't tidy his inbox often enough, and that's not a good thing!!

Jane - thank you, message received - just off to make dinner but will then try to respond.

Martin,- I'll send them again. Strange,- they haven't been returned. I used Maggie's adress, since I haven't got yours.
Geri,- this one was deep (no pun intended!). But I loved the moral there: As long as he keeps the Loppy Love he will be safe and he will make it. And me in buttercup yellow. Fancy!

Fired up, no don't let him go into a fire! Loving it Geri, King Phantom, priceless.

Eva, I e-mailed you Martin's e-mail address (he said it was OK). Love that pic of Lee signing your special calendar.

BTW, Danny-boy is going to be on EP -- wonder if she'll actually interview him herself, or do what she did with Lee.

Martin,- I have now e-mailed the photos again to your adress. Hope they get through this time.
Geri,- is Danny Boy on tomorrow on Radio 2?

Eva, someone called M Ball is on tomorrow (mustering up votes, no doubt!) I think Daniel is on next week or the week after. Got the info from my dollop & she's not in to check the details with. Sorry.

Hey Martin, that was quick.

Hello everyone! *waves*
Well you have moved home since I last posted so that should tell me something....unfortunately real life has taken over from Leesearch for now, hopefully not for ever though. BUT Had a little break and headed back into Leeland on Wednesday, how fabulous!!! Yes to the mossie bites, sunburn, sweat(lots) & other little details - row A is definitely to be recommended! (Although I did have to duck round the conductors fine head of hair during CED, until our boy got off his ROTY.) I agree though that the sound is better in the U/C, but then the view from the front can`t be beaten, so whatever lights your candle really!!
So lovely to see everyone again on Weds, & meet a couple of new faces into the bargain. I will try & swing by a bit more often, time permitting.....

Had a lovely but bracing day by coast walking (or being blown along)part of norfolk coastal path. Totally and utterly pooped now.

Shirley - my cheque is in post BUT i think i might have put second class stamp on (well actually ploppy did but as I didnt tell him wanted first class cant even blame him!) - will that be Ok as may not get to you on Mon?

geri - love the tranquil but deep tone and rhythm of this episode (I can almost hear the running water that Sir Lee is sitting by). I am so impressed - you guessed! that my fav colour is turquoise - how clever and thank you. Have to confess to confused with Alley-oop - assuming you but cant make the connection. What am i missing? - On second thoughts prob a leading question. Sounds as if next episode will be a totally diff tone again.

Really really tired so off to bed.

I've sent some photos to Martin from Weds. It is just a selection. I have left out those who did not want their images to be posted. I would like to say I have rather nice pictures of them. As for my after show pics, well I've added special effects, enough to say the steady cam function does not work when holding the camera over your head. There were 2 where I had very clear shots not over my head. Again the steady cam function does not stop the Lee induced shakes, so no after show shots from me. Unless you want the really clear, no shakes picture of a poster outside the Adelphi that I took as a test shot for light levels, no I thought not.

Good evening Ladies
I have recieved 5 emails from Carol with pictures, then noticing that I had not recieved Eva's, I checked E-mails and nothing yet from Eva but got 6 from Jo4.
All the pictures recieved are now online and in the appropriate album (so check them all)

http://picasaweb.google.com/thefatcontroller4

Eva I have just recieved an e-mail from you But no pictures the mail is only 3kb so would indicate no pics added just text, this may be the same problem Geri and I were having yesterday, I assume there are multiple pics so try sending in 2 or 3 e-mails and see if that works, (might just be the files are too big)

Geri-Lovely chapter. Thanks.

Martin,- I've sent the photos again, in 3 mails as before + another e-mail with just text. Let me know how it goes.

I'm closing down for the night, so sleep tight all, have wonderful dreams and wake up happy.

Good evening ladies.

Fi, no problem at all. Of course I trust you and your order will be included regardless of the post.

I am sorry to have been so quiet and down the last couple of days. I have been greatly saddened by an extremely personal and abusive email sent to Donna by a Loppy who, whilst she mainly posts on the Forum these days, still returns regularly to post here. It is bullying of the worst kind and intolerable.

Donna is still taking advice and considering how to deal with the situation, but that a long standing member of our 'family' has behaved so badly is truly shocking.

And thanks, love and hugs to those of you who have kept me going without necesarily knowing why I was so down.

Geri, thanks for the next chapter. Loving the morality of the story.

Martin, thanks for posting the photos, and thanks everyone who took them. Loving having so many reminders of a very happy day. Think I will do one of those composite photos with them. Would everyone mind copying me with them? Including the ones you dont want on the internet - they would just be for me to print out.

Shirley - that's terrible news. I can't possibly imagine who could have done such a thing, and no I'm not asking, it's none of my business, but I am truly shocked that anybody on here could do that.

Much love to you and Donna!

Shirley that is horrible, please don't be too down, as you know that most, nearly all of us are right behind everything you and Donna do. I think you are both amazing, and anybody who would abuse either of you isn't worth worrying about.
Now I need cheering up too, now what could possibly do that, maybe a trawl through my dvds'?

Shirley - I cant believe that Donna has been attacked by someone again, and the fact that its someone who posts here as ou say makes it much worse. Poor Donna, as if she hasn't got enough on her plate without such spitefulness. Its enough to make you weep.

Thanks Karen. I will pass that on to Donna, I know she will appreciate it as much as I do.


Right - now I'm off to bed to see if I can get some sleep tonight. Goodnight all. Sleep tight and Sweet Meads.

Shirley
You always get at least one, but it's best to ignore them, put a block on their E-mail address so you don't get anymore ( I know you get more addresses but they would soon get fed up)
If the sites are set up for it you can have them banned from posting etc. but best treat them with the contempt they deserve.

Anyway you can't make me down, Ipswich Town FC won their first away game today Yipeeeeee

Thanks Martin. That advice has been given to Donna too.

Glad Ipswich won. Just a guess that maybe your email address has something to do with them???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMi22iLyRY

Donna's video from Mushroom theatre on 26th Jan.

Just to have a little lift.
Nightlee night

eugh - that's horrid news Shirley. Makes me feel ill. Feel really awful for Donna - echoing Karen, please send her much love and tonnes of support.

Martin, thanks for putting up all those pics. And 'well done' to Ipswich Town! I guess.

Been installing printer today (getting very techi these days) only the blooming thing doesn't come with a USB cable - which I only discovered AFTER the shops shut!!!!! so I cleaned up my 'office' space instead. Will leave it until tomorrow when my techi friend comes for lunch to check out a couple of problems I've had on my dear little laptop.

So good night all, wishing you the sweetest of meady dreams...

Auds do you connect wirelessly with your laptop?

Thanks Shirley2 and Pauline - love and hugs to you all.

Hello everyone (well those still up) just back from meal after seeing Sweeney Todd - excellent. Ok may not be everyone's cup of tea, but the acting was tremendous, the direction superb and the whole thing wonderfully atmospheric! I'm not usually a Helen B_C fan - but she excelled in this! JD was of course just wonderful! Could watch it again!
Geri - another stunning episode - did love the Phantom 2 comment!! So glad Throb is safe! Oh, don't want this saga to end.
Martin - glad they arrived safely this time! Thanks for all your efforts. Any news from Maggie??
Shirley that is horrid - especially with Donna preoccupied with Jacob's accident. Some people are just hard to understand!
OK Sweet Meads all - off to bed (hope I don't have nightmares!).

I cannot understand why someone would send an unpleasant e-mail to Donna. Personally I think it is terrible. It is bad enough being unpleasant on the forum but a personal one to Donna who has brought everyone together and does such a lot for Lee and the loppies it is appalling.
Please let her know we have our support.

Sorry got incensed it should have read' she has our support'.

Feel better now, just had a blast of TWS, amazing what it does for one.
Martin I'm so pleased for you, you deserve a win for all your hard work for us!
Thinking of seeing ST next week myself, glad to see it recommended. It was the idea of a lot of blood putting me off, but maybe I'll risk it.
Off to bed with me now. Let's hope for a better day tomorrow. Night night sleep tight

Hi , i'm usually a lurker, but have been really saddened by Shirleys news of another personal attack on Donna. Just needed to echo Aud's, Karens & Martins comments and to say that i am really saddened that someone who is supposed to be a Lee fan would do such a thing. What happened to spreading the Lee love?
'The Stage Loppies' & LMAS have got me through a really sad time recently and i for one really appreciate what Donna & you all do in supporting Lee and his charities!!
You have me in stitches.

Geri - Thanks again for organising the Valentine Project. It's really looking wonderful. Again as has already been said, please let us share the costs, don't be out of pocket!
Thankyou for your wonderful tales. I have had a good laugh and cry tonight catching up with the last few days instalments.

Shirley- thanks for organising the Thud T shirts!

Ali B - The audience photo's i think are mine (31/1) If you would like copies of any, especially the smiley one, let me know and i shall be happy to oblige!

As you now know i went to Joseph the day after your outing, ladies ( i now know why i couldn't get tickets for the 30th) just have to say the audience out front at the after show, show are getting younger and younger.' The screams of 'We love you lee' were deafening. Poor Lee, he just smiled back , don't think he quite knew what to say to that!!
The funniest bit was on the train home. A lady sitting opposite my friend and i saw the signed picture that Lee gives out, in my friend's hand and asked if we had been to the show. She wanted to know all about it & how good Lee was, another lady across the isle joined in to say that she had taken her daughter the week before to see Lewis (as her young daughter was a lewis fan, having voted for him on ADWD) gave us her observations of lewis and said that he was good but didn't have the physic to wear the loin cloth. It was so surreal that four ladies who had never met before were discussing lee's and Lewis's performances for about 30 minutes, until we gradually left the train one by one. However both ladies are now going to book up to see Lee !!
It made me realise just how far he has come that random ladies on the train were chatting about his talent and the loin cloth LOL!

Anyway nightlee night and sweet meads to anyone still up!!

Just having a last catch up before i go to bed and am shocked to read that someone would send Donna an offensive email. especially not a Loppy. I hope something can be done about it.
See you all tomorrow. Night, night.

Have returned safely from the big cucumber.
Billy Elliot was ****ing brilliant. Excuse my french but there was an awful lot of swearing in it and I think it's rubbed off on me. Glad I didn't take the dollops! Having said that, I did actually think it added to the realism although hearing children swear all the time for laughs is not too clever.

Enough of that, 'Billy' was a superb dancer, actor, singer and only 13! Such energy. I felt breathless watching it.

Anyway, you don't want me warbling on about another show. I'll be able to warble about our man in 27 sleeps!

Glad you liked ST Carol. I'll def go now.

I'd like to add my sentiments to everyone else's - very sorry to hear about Donna. I just don't get it. She's just doing a fab job in her spare time for everyone else's enjoyment. What's the point of trying to upset her? Some people have too much time on their hands. I'm very surprised it's someone on here as most of us seem extremely careful not to offend. Send Donna our best Shirley.

Suppose I'd better shove MK back in the closet and get to bed. I can hear you all snoring (esp Maggie) and it's making me slee....zzzzzzzz

I meant MH of course, DOH!

Morning, morning - a little late for the rise and shine, but I was just doing my job and voting! Had an email about the awards and they said there is just a fraction of a point between the GO and MB!!! vote! vote! vote - only 7 days left! Joseph currenly in lead for best musical revivial and Ben in lead for best supporting (ahead of Dean!!). Go out into the biways and highways and tell them to vote for our Boy (ok you've already done that, but get people to do it again and again!!).
Pauline2, yes there is a lot of blood admitedly and I am normally squeamish, but it just all fits somehow - it is very well done (perhaps I was helped by reading an article explaining that the actors had tubes and wires and pumps attached to them with false blood in). Four of us went and we all thought it was brilliant!
Debbie (waves) and were you wearing your pink fluffies when you went to BE?? KarenC loved the idea of you chatting to strange ladies on the train! As I wasn't in much yesterday didn't say "hello" to the newbies and welcome to the wonderfully bonkers world of the Stage Loppies!
It's looking rather windy here today....have Society accounts to input for Ploppy, but as a reward he is taking me to Sunday lunch - perhaps I'd better do the input this morning before we go......
Shirley, hugs to Donna please (grrr! - that's not for Donna you understand but for the unnamed one!).

Morning all. Windy old world here today too. Standing room only for birds in the garden already. They need so much help this weather and get a 5 course gourmet spread here.

Thank you all for your support and good wishes to Donna and me. I was as shocked and horrified as you. Personally I am feeling a lot better now it is sort of out in the open and you have all made it so clear where your loyalties lie. I hope it helps Donna too. I have contacted her this morning with our current address and suggested she might like to make a flying visit and read your comments, it cannot fail to cheer her up.

Hello lurkers. Welcome. And thank you for adding your words of support. Nice to know you are there, and feel involved enough to comment. And you know you would be very welcome to post any time you like.

KarenC I loved your train converstaion too. I was wondering when we were having that discussion about getting excited about Jo visits on here just how much difference we are all making to Lee's career.

When Lee won ADWD I was desperate to go and see him in it and wasted valuable time thinking of ways to get there - back then it never even entered my mind to go alone - so I organised a special birthday party for my Step Father for his 80th in September. Then reading all the reports and excitement about the previews I just had to get there. Could not wait - so rang the box office and got a single seat for the last night of the previews. That is the night I met Auds for the first time, and started to get the confidence to believe that Loppies really are what they seemed. Lovely lovely ladies - who had been as stunned as I was to how they were feeling about Lee. Fan girlies all over again!!!! And now I have been to see Jo more times than I saw Ben Hur as a kid - never did anything else more than once. And I know, because you have told me, that my 'journey' has inspired lots of you to step outside your comfort zones too. So more and more Jo seats get sold. And we all tell our friends, and they tell their friends........

Same with the cd. I took 2 copies of Lee Mead to Barbados. Played it all the time. 2 other friends loved it - so at Christmas copies went of to Svalbard (high Arctic Norway), Canada and South Africa. Ladies all over the country were rearranging CD displays in the supermarkets. Eva converted a saleslady in Woolworths so effectively that she bought the cd for herself, loves it and they still have the cd displayed now. And it is still selling.

That sort of support and publicity is beyond price, and must be having an impact - just had a thought - when I was travelling home on the train from StP's I had my copy of the Stage with Stephanie's wonderful photo on the front and the interview that Scott Dear did with Lee. The lady sitting next to me shyly asked to borrow it to read - she liked Lee too. Never had that happen to me before, about anything. Bet she took herself out and bought a copy when she got home.

Anyway I am going to be a bit busy today too. Need to sort out the final numbers of THUDs. My first rough count comes out at 101. But need to check very carefully that I haven't missed anyone out.

So a nice big mug of Earl Grey to take away please BHB. And a slice of well burnt toast.

Oh and Jo4. Shirley's video. My first ever. Inordinately proud of it. Just to digitally ignorant to know how to get it off my memory stick and out into the virtual world, so sent said stick off to Donna who did the magical stuff for me

Morning all. A very brisk but bright day here at the beach today. Have wrapped up warm for my walk down to the Bistro.
Hello sweetheart. Lovely to see you and to see that you've fired up today. Yes Carol, I know he's fired you up too! My usual please, maybe a croissant since it's Sunday.
The news about bad e-mails to Donna is terrible. She certainly doesn't deserve that.
I'll post my photos again to Martin a bit later today. I still can't understand how I'm being told that my messages has been sent, and then nothing appears at the other end. They are probably somewhere up in the stratosphere. I hope Capt'n Kirk saves them if he comes across them on his travels. He would instantly recognised us, don't you think?

Morning all, a new day and things are looking up. Welcome KarenC, nice to hear from you and your words of support are just what's needed at times like these. Fantastic story about your train journey, I'm sure between us all we've made a difference, hope so!
Thanks for that Carol, I will definately make the time to go and see ST, and if I faint I'll tell everyone I was misled by a loppy! Mmm do you think they'd understand?
Well done on the video Shirley, as I commented on LMAS I loved it the children look great, and it gives a "face" to the charity.
Hello BHB, you look a little sad, what, oh it's this nasty letter Donna got, I know sweetheart, but we mustn't let theses things get us down. Sit over here with me and rest your head on my shoulder, there you can cry if you like, I don't mind I'm used to it!

Awwwww bless you all!!!!

Thanks for making me feel love and wanted - the email I received was AWFUL and left me shaking and in tears. I was shocked too as I assumed the person in question was a friend! So that made it doubly painful!

I am considering outing her on the FORUM as I really wouldn't let anyone in real life talk to me like that.

I have set myself a deadline of 8pm tonight to decide what to do.

I'll keep you guys posted and thanks so much for the support, you are all wonderful!

Love and Hugs

Donnna
xxxxxx

Another lurking loppy offering support to Donna.
The person who sent the email does not rate the title loppy though, that sort of behaviour is NOT in the code.

Pauline2 - I have a lovely picture of the BHB with his head on your shoulder, brushing away a tear as emotion overcomes him and trying not to look like a 'little girl'!
Karen C - lovely story, its amazing how we can all spread the word in unexpected ways

Good morning all

Shirley - agree with all you say about the joys of being a loppy. Although I have no problem going places on my own, I tend to be a people watcher and rarely interact. Being a loppy is beginning to change that especially since meeting up with Geri, Karen and Jean last week. I've never been a "fan" before and it's such great fun.

Please add my name to the list of Donna's supporters and tell her thanx for all her hard work. Oh, and lots of oohms and healing angels for little Jacob.

Your video at Mushroom is inspirational. I willingly support all of Lee's favoured charities but particularly this one. I volunteer with Special Olympics and I know how rewarding and uplifting it is to be with people with disability. After your visit to Mushroom I feel sure you know what I mean. I had better go now. I have to be in Wicklow for 11pm for club (Blue Dolphins Special Olympics) - it is a highlight in my week.

Slan (pronounced Slawn) - meaning goodbye.

So sorry to hear that Donna's been upset - love and hugs, girl!

Geri - yet another excellent chapter, well done!

Karen C your conversation on the train gave a big laugh and Jenny I agree with you about the joys of Loppydom.

Shirley2 - so you have a lovely picture of Pauline comforting the BHB do you? Well that's a co-incidence!

Donna - never ever imagine you are not loved and wanted - you do a FANTASTIC job and I take my hat off to you for running a home, caring for your family and doing the day job as well as keeping us totally up to date with all things Lee related - a true Star (and never forget it!!!).
Cxxx

Morning All, wish I had posted earlier in order to add my message before Donna came on, but I was trying to put in words what I want to say. I've not met the majority of you, I hope to eventually, and I've not met Donna but I have felt over the months as if I've known you all and it's sickening to have this happen to anyone but of all Donna. There is always such good vibes on here and such helpfulness and support which I've already experienced in a few ways and witnessed in the conversations. It is a measure of this person's character that they chose to say whatever it was by email and hadn't the courage to come out in public with it and ditto to what Pen said, they don't deserve to be called a true loppy.
Chin up Donna, try to just focus on all the true and positive friends who are behind you.

Oooooh JaneE do you mean what I think you mean? Excited now! Have to say the picture it conjured up for me was pretty good too!
You see Donna and Shirley, loppies are wonderful people really, and must just reiterate what Carol says, where would we be without you. Big hugs and loads of lovexx

Aunty Eva - it's not just you - I emailed my piccies to Martin on Monday evening (late) and had no non delivery messages, but they never arrived! Just think up in ether space there are lots of photos of Loppies waiting to be discovered!

Morning all

Donna - lovely to hear from you - I'm sure you'll make the right decision about what to do.

I agree about the personal journey's we have all made since becoming loppies. Mine is yet to come. I have mentioned previously that I have a train phobia and have not been on a train for almost 30 years and yet here I am planning to come to London from Yorkshire by train for the tearfest!!! I will not be alone, the lovely Jane will be there to hold my hand (probably quite literally) and she is going to help me by coming with me on a short train journey in a few weeks, just to "test the waters" and prepare me for the big one!! My point is that I would never have dreamt of doing it in my pre-loppy days!! So, not only are we helping Lee's career but Lee is helping us find new friends and conquer our fears along the way!

I LOVE BEING A LOPPY!!

Karen - when the lovely Jane-E holds your hand all the way to the big smoking cucumber, we'll all be there with you (we can do that you know - we're virtual). And then, when you see us in reality, you'll want to get straight back on that train and outta here!!!! (She laughs out loud and her own silly joke** what! nobody else laughing?? - OK, so that probably wasn't as funny as I thought - but you trying living in my head where the bizarre is constantly going on - no, that's not the one where you shop, it's the weird one! Hey! did I hear someone call me a 'nutter'?
Shees - what came over me there? Oh I know - here's a first for me - I'm cooking lunch today for a friend. I mentioned this a couple of scrolls up last night - she's coming to 'fix' all my electronic gadgets (so I can print my photos and download them from my new camera and send off to Martin??) It's the cooking that has me most concerned. Shall I do the Jamie Oliver version? The Ramsey or the ... oh no, not me - it's the S****bury version!!!! The kind you bung in the microwave.. Hey, I might even step outside my comfort zone and get something that has to be warmed up in the oven!!!!
Another thing I did last night - which might explain my condition this a.m. was internet searchng - naturally I typed in "Joseph" and couldn't help comparing (or getting confused??) our GO with the OJ (Original Jo)- see what you think...
Quote:
He is also a type of manly beauty; so that one often finds the expression "a second Joseph," meaning one extraordinarily beautiful.
End Quote.
??
Right - on that note, it's off to the shops for me.... see you later.

O o o, has anyone else noticed that the time allowed between votes on the Sympoll (beautiful man in the world..) seems to have dropped from 24 to 12 hours. I've found I've been able to vote twice a day, almost...

I just popped in to leave a message for Eva, and what do I find, someone has upset Donna big time.
I have never met Donna but she comes across as a warm and friendly person(like my own Daughter is)and I fail to understand why someone should be abusive to her, please Shirley add my support for Donna, I am at a loss for words at the moment, I cannot understand the human race!!!!
Eva I have e mailed you twice but they have not been delivered, I have now tried sending it via my hotmail, it is about where to meet on Tuesday
can you please let me know if you recieve the email.

Jill,- I got your mail and have mailed you back.

Oh Auds, thanks for that and yes you did have me laughing out loud!!

Hi Karen. I hope things go well on your train journey.. If you want a little extra help contact JourneyCare on 08457 44 33 66. The can reserve seats for you and arrange for you to be escorted to your train and at any change points you need to make. It is a service for anyone who needs that estra bit of help (as long as it is not just to carry luggage).

Just catching up before all the family arrive for lunch and just had to come on and say how sorry that Donna has been sent such an unpleasant email. Please send her my support as she works so hard and is so lovely. It is no wonder that you were feeling down yesterday, Shirley, but I am glad that you are feeling better today.

Definitely not loppy behavour especially Stage Loppies.

Sorry if I'm going on a bit, but I just wanted to also applaud Donna on the way she has continued to be there for everyone on LMAS and has kept updating the site and responding to the loppies without showing any sign of being so upset. That shows real strength of character, well done!
Think I'd better stay in bed today and try to get rid of this dose, (have to get back to work tomorrow) does the GO make housecalls? Quite fancy one of those croissants Eva mentioned!
No I don't suppose thats a good idea, I shouldn't risk spreading germs and making him sick.
Well I suppose listening to him sing will have to do.

Just wanted to say that personal abuse of any sort is cowardly and to do via the anonymous medium of email really highlights that. Donna has chosen to provide a service in her spare time to a lot of like minded fans of Lee, which she does really well, despite being a teacher, wife and mother to two small boys, a not inconsiderable achievement. Just wanted to reiterate what other Loppies have said and to wish you well Donna and thank you for what you do.

Back to listening to a certain CD whilst making Dollop's birthday cake for her party later today.

Hi Eva
Have you tried sending your pics again? nothing here yet.
I have contacted My server to see if they have any information that could help, especially as there has been no feedback telling of any failures, I will await there response (should be tomorrow)
but I have recieved mail from Carol and Jo yesterday containing photo's with no problems, lets hope it's just a glitch.

Can I also add my support to Donna. Just can't think why anyone would do that.

Shirley - I did wonder why you were so down especially as you had just seen Lee and this usually induces LIGGING (Lee Induced Grinning) for at least a week. So sorry it brought you down but you know that you and Donna have our full support always. Hopefully the AT Show on Tuesday should be a laugh and raise Loppy morale!!

Talking of spreading the Loppy love, I found out that my friend who is coming to see Joseph with me is more of a Loppy than I thought! Not only is she really really looking forward to seeing the show she has also listened alot to Lees album (so much so that she knows the words!) and was quite happy to listen to me ramble on with all my Lee news!! She has always known I am abit bonkers but at least she supports me when it comes to Lee!!

Karen C - thank you for the offer of a copy of the lovely smiley photo you took - I would love one! Just let me know how much etc! Well done on taking such a lovely photo, I know I keep going on about it but if you had seen mine! Actually it might be a laugh to send in our worst scrum photos for everyone to see, I have some classics!

Eureeeeeka Got the first one Eva

What a waste of a morning!! I lent my car to Dollop last night and gave her money for petrol. This morning half way to Wicklow - ping - out of petrol. Silly me hadn't checked the fuel guage before leaving home - well! I trusted that Dollop had done as asked. Spent an hour sitting on the motorway waiting to be rescued. Never mind. You know what they say - 'when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade'. Never worked out who 'they' are but as I'm a loppy I'm making leemonade.

Thats two Eva

Oh dear Jenny - naughty dollop! How frustrating it is when that happens.

Pauline2 - I think, you think right, not sure but I think so.

Oh and I've just had an e-mail from Geri - she's down with a nasty migraine, poor Lephry - ohmmm! ohmmm!

Oh Martin,- I'm so pleased. It really shouldn't take as long as it does to post these photos, because I spent 25 minutes posting 6 pics. But thank you for your patience and your help.

Shirley - thanks fro the trust in me - cheque is def on its way.

ooh poor donna. I really dont understand the problem with people. My view is that if someone is good enough to do all the work that Donna does (and does so professionally) I support her in her choices - even if I didnt necessarily agree with any (not that has happened) I would still support her decision as i recognise how much she does for us. "love and hugs" back Donna

Geri - get better soon.

I don't post much but read the forums every day and I have to say how much I enjoy hearing from you all.
These groups have been a great help to me in what has been a very bad year and Donna, Shirley and Everyone has my full support and I feel very sad that someone who pupports to be a Loppie can act in this awful way.

[ I hope this sounds OK - I'm not very good at expressing myself !!!]

Anne x

Donna how awful to get such a nasty email. And what is even more shocking that is a known “loppy “ on this blog and on LMAS. This can’t be!!
It is good to see all proper loppies are outraged and are completely behind you including me.
I hope you and Shirley will realise how many of us are so grateful for all you are doing for the loppies.

Shirley great to read what for impact Lee has on your life and for so many other loppies.
Good luck today with the t-shirts.

KarenC I loved your story of 4 strange ladies coming together in the train because of Lee.

Karen good on you. Just think of your destination if you should have a difficult moment in the train. He and Jane will help you through it, I am sure.


I've had rather a hectic week, been to the theatre 4 times in last 8 days, not at all typical just worked out like that, highlight of course Wednesday, so am just catching up with all the latest news, with a nice G&T in my hand.

I am totally shocked about the e-mail to Donna and completely baffled, who could do such a thing and why? It's incomprehensible and horrible, poor Donna.

I loved your video of Mushroom, Shirley, it reminds me of the early days of The Chickenshed Company, which started in Barnet in a very small way when my children were young and has now grown into a well knowm national institution, they sang with the Josephs at Wembley. They have a similar 'inclusive' policy. Let's hope we can help Mushroom to the same success.

Loved latest instalment Geri, glad Throb is O.K. and John Deep is to have more training at Mount View, incidentally did I hear Antony say he'd left there already? To join 'Dream On' I suppose, wonder whether that will be the right decsion for him in the long term.

Thanks for reviews of ST, must try to see soon.

Afternoon Ladies and any Ploppies that may be about.

At last Eva and I managed to get her photo's to me, these are now in the appropriate albums online.
The problem was the photo's were fairly high resolution and therefore a largish file size i.e. 2mb most providers will not allow 2 of these to go in 1 e-mail (file too large) slightly annoying I know but thats the way it is.
High resolution photo's is good because it means anybody downloading them can manipulate them (Zoom/ crop etc) and print in good quality, but it takes longer to upload/download.
the only other way is to reduce resolution (Quality) and het a lesser quality printout.

anyway for the newby's out ther the photo's can be found at
http://picasaweb.google.com/thefatcontroller4

Well shutting down now my son and his partner are unfortunate in the fact they have invited me round for dinner.

Helen W can you email me when you have finished lunch. I think I need THUD details from you - shirley.cooke@btopenworld.com should do the trick.

Tiffy you expressed yourself just fine, and thank you for dropping in to offer your support too. In fact I am amazed and delighted to meet so many 'lurking Loppies' - please feel free to stay or pop in any time you like.

Blimey its a mass bath in the pond right now. Must be more than 20 starlings in there bathing - of course they have gone by the time I finished typing it - not that speedy. But they were there - honest.

Geri - poor Lepri - you know how I sympathise. Hope it soon passes and that the medication helps in the meantime.

Right off to have some lunch, and to look at Eva's photos. Then some sleep to catch up on. I mostly have the finances sorted.

Oh just heard the GO. Part of the wind down on EP and saying that she is essential listening. Gone all gooooooey.

Geri, you poor thing, hope your migraine is soon under control and will definately ohhhmm for you.
Tiffy I thought that sounded fine and you expressed yourself very well.
Just listened to Micheal Ball on EP, he does sound a nice chap and she played his version of "Love changes everything". Better by far than the guy I heard in Aspects but still couldn't help thinking how fantastically well the GO would sing it....and I still want him to beat MB to the award of course!

Martin - enjoy your lunch - any news from Maggie!? Thanks for keeping an eye on us all!!
Geri - get well soon!
Cx

Just had a thought, aren't the South Bank Show awards on tonight? We know he was there, so we might get a glimpse!

Pauline - I dont suppose MB or EP mentioned Lee at all? I agree about Love Changes everything, cant wait to hear HIM sing it one day, Definitely worth recording the South Bank Show as wasn't there footage of him arriving with MB and ben?

No Shirley2 unfortunately they didn't say anything about him, it was all about MB really, how dare they!
Yes that's what I thought, must make sure to get the early bit that will probably show arrivals.

Hello everyone. It's only taken me nearly the whole day to sort out new laptop! I couldn't even open the darn thing to start with - don't laugh - I was trying to open it from the back! Doh

Will have a quick skim but a proper read will have to wait.

Just wanted to add my support to Donna - can't believe someone from here would do such a thing.

Yep, don't forget the South Bank Show awards tonight. Fingers crossed there's at least a glimpse of the GO. The programme doesn't end till midnight so I think I'll be feeling rather sleepy tomorrow.

My laptop went into total meltdown early on Friday eve and I haven’t been able to get back on line until today. Not caught up with everything but I’m shocked after reading Shirley’s post about an abusive and personal attack on Donna from a loppie(?) just want to add my support. I personally really appreciate the huge commitment you make to LMAS and all true loppies would echo this. Such behaviour is totally unacceptable in my book.
So sad to hear you have been caused so much distress.

Sending Luv n’ Big Hugs to both of you.

Sue x

Pen - thanks for that number - I will def bear it in mind for future ref as I don't think I can expect Jane to accompany me on all future train journey's, unless they're GO related of course then I feel sure she would feel it her Loppy duty to accompany me (right Jane!!?).

Geri - poor you, hope you're soon feeling better.

Well, having had a succesful day yesterday transferring all my files I have spent today watching Gillian's dvd's and Gillian, I have to say they are fantastic - the picture and sound quality is excellent - I'm well impressed and another big thank you to you.

I sit here barely able to see the screen as I am so upset by what has been written about a terrible person who sent a single private email of complaint to Donna when she was at the end of her tether through frustration - that person is me and I now feel as though you are all ganging up on me by adding your public denouncement of me without stopping to wonder for one moment why anyone would have cause to complain. No one is perfect, not even Donna. I have been so tempted to post details on the forum but I am a thoughtful person who does not wish to rock the boat. If one private email provokes this sort of response I can only imagine what will happen when Donna tells the world how terrible I am - she feels bullied by one private message...imagine how I feel now.

Hi there! Just a quick post to tell you I'm going away for the evening. Another night out on the tiles, you're thinking? No such luck. I'm off to Stanstead to pick up a friend who's been on holiday in Norway. Her useless lump of a husband can't be bothered so I said I'd come and fetch her. It's a long way and with my luck, I won't be back until close to midnight. Don't worry, Sky+ is turned on, so hopefully will have a soothing glimpse of Himself when I get back.
It's been a busy day alltogether, so sorry I haven't posted a lot, but hey, you do very well without me.
I'll hopefully look in tomorrow morning before I go back to my friend in London, so have a good Sunday night and think of me going up the M2, the M25, The M11 and then all the way back again! I have some nice CDs to keep me company!!!

Evening all, well I think I've got a gremlin in the house, just got back from my Sloppy, put hall light on, phut out it went, came in the lounge same thing, then went in the kitchen and one of the halogen spots had gone! Even worse it's the one I have trained on my GO calender, grrrrr.
Diana could I be a total pain and ask for a reminder of Stephnies pictures and the deadline? I know, I know I'm so sorry!
Safe journey Eva, and here's hoping the GO is here to welcome you home!

OK I know I will probably regret this but going to step in and interfere - when I know a) it is none of my business and b) I dont know any details

Castoutloppy (COL)If you didnt mean to uspet Donna in your email but just to draw her attention to something then perhaps that needs to be presented to Donna - perhaps through a third person if that helps. It sounds as if your frustration veered into soemthing stronger in your email and although that can happen (I know when i look at what i have written on blog sometimes i cringe) it does need to be recognised and also the fact that Donna very upset by it also recognised - and indeed apologised for. We can all say/write things we wish we hadnt after heat of moment died down so best to deal with it now in an unemotional way (which is where a third person can help)and then move on.

Ok i will step out of fire now and go and write my resignation letter - for work as made my decision re the new job - but feels quite apt at moment.

I already tried a third party approach before sending the single private email that has caused this furore - and that third party has publicly denounced me here already. There are two sides to every story but when people are only prepared to listen to one there is not much point trying to explain the other. Thank you very much for being the one person to show an iota of concern for me. I dare say you all know who I am by now and I have to admit to being very hurt that you all immediately turned against me without bothering to wonder why I sent my message in the first place.

Sorry I missed you Eva, hope you had a safe journey. Not a nice night to be out on the roads at all. And yes, I find the GO singing to ne is hugely helpful on long journeys, and short journeys, and middle length journeys..... And if I was a lush Loppy I am sure I would be recommending a strong drink to help you unwind.

Pauline, sounds to me like you had a power surge. Sadly not nearly as exciting as it sound just more power coming down the wires than appliances and bulbs can cope with. So they blow. Often happens in storms and high winds - like tonight. And thanks for the reminder about Stephanies photos. Now they really are unmissable. They have that same appeal that the Echo ones had - for me.

Which reminds me, I need some help and advice please ladies. I am going to get one of those photos to use as part of our next fundraiser - my question is - given a completely free choice would you want to win the photo on the cover of The Stage, page 14 or page 15? And what size would be best for you. 8" x 10", 18" x 12" or 16" x 20" - mindful that the bigger ones could be too busy for some people so thought I had best ask.

And just to reassure everyone - there will be no fundraising activity after the current raffle ends on 14 February, until shortly before Easter. But we are mindful that there has been some form of fundraising going on since September - and when I did my information gathering about how you would all like the fundraising to work virtually everyone wanted 3 or so discrete fundraisers in the course of the year, but with good breaks inbetween. So the first break is coming up soon.


I should of course have said too bigm not too busy.

Lee is being danced to on Dancing on Ice!! By Greg Rusedski average skating fab voice singing!

Shirley I think as a raffle maybe the middle size. For me I think I would find the larger one ok, see what others think, but should be fairly big to make it special!

Yes I heard it Pauline, it definitely was the GO, but why did announcer say from 'The Broadway Show, Joseph' I wonder.

COL, I haven't a clue who you are.

oooooh wasn't that a quick thrill. Our boy on the telly again!! When I saw the outfits at the very begining I just KNEW it was going to ADWD - with 'all those colours'.
Have been off line for most of afternoon so need to catch up on the blog and email .. well after Larkrise etc.
Oh, and I have a lovely new scanner/printer fully installed now. Big smiles.
Hope everyone has had a good day.

Shirley, I personally would prefer 8x10. Ploppy would def complain profusely if I wanted to display a larger image! He can barely cope with the calendar poor love!

Thats sort of my take too Suex. I am trying to keep my collection to the kitchen family room, but if I get much more I have no doubt Ploppy will be digging a cellar to put it all in!!!!

As you know, I've been incapacitated with a severe migraine all day and I haven't posted. I'm deeply saddened, Carys, by your decision to leave LMAS and I do hope you'll re-think it.

It is unfortunate that a matter that was, and should have remained, private between two people was made public. I know there are hurt feelings on both sides, but the loppies need both you and Donna. Please try to resolve this and stay with us.

Hello, well after a long and hard think I have decided not to 'out' the Loppy on the forum, it is not necessary!!!! and I do not like the idea of public humiliation either. I know that I have a lot of support and I know that I am not perfect, not my any means! But I do try my best to please everyone and if this Loppy is so disgruntled by me and the way I have dealt with things then it is their loss. It is just a shame that it has to be someone who I was so pleased to 'know' and have on board. But such is life I suppose!

Thanks for all your good wishes and I am glad that I have been able to think things through and I know that I have come to the right decision!

Please though if you have a criticism don't let it fester - let me know pronto before it builds into something like this!

Donna
xxxxx

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7200000/newsid_7204900/7204946.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&news=1&nol_storyid=7204946&bbcws=1

This is a video showing Lewis in The Adelphi Dressing Room during his Jan holiday cover, the March cover mentioned.
Please, Loppies of the world unite in peace, love and admiration of the wonder that is the GO in that coat.
The one thing that shines out for me in the Joseph Story is the blessing of the wisdom and joy of forgiveness that brings the family together again. Together talented, generous Loppies have achieved so much and there is more to do.

Dear Donna and Castout Loppy -

I'm very sorry to see both of you so distressed. I do hope that in due course the rift between you may be healed. Both of you are in my thoughts and prayers.

Love

Jane

I have been remiss in not posting my review from last Wednesday. My poor excuse is busy time at work and having two four day weeks means I have to catch up at home. This afternoon I’ve spent 6 hours trying to get ahead for next week. First for those who have sent their ooohhhmms, my little horse who was acutely ill last Tuesday, was fighting fit by Friday. Back to his cheeky bouncy self. On Saturday he went out with a lady and cantered and trotted like a 20 year old (as he is in his late 30’s, that’s good). Today he was bright eyed and ate his carrots just like usual.

Wednesday, excited rushing around in the morning, did the notes for one appraisal before 9:00, get on blog everything freezes up when I try to post, wouldn’t shutdown, then it did. Now slightly late, double double check ticket. Rush to opticians, very thorough eye test, and no time to choose new glasses train going in 10 minutes. Quick walk to station and the day begins.
Such a good journey got to meeting place and met up with old and new friends. So odd, as after 2 minutes chatting can’t remember if it is the first time you’ve met or not. Had a really good veggie lunch and more chat and laughs. Went to Covent Garden, too cold, so off to the pub. After scouts sent out around the pub (so many floors and corners), Eva found a very nice place for us with enough room for all the others to join. Loppy after Loppy joined. Then it was TIME...... I just get so excited as I walk those last few yards (metres for young or European Loppies).

I said that there were subtle changes in the show. On reflection they were all due to the new narrator, Jenna, and her interactions. She was much warmer than Preeya, friendlier to the children more convincing as she was chatting. I noted this particularly in the scene before the camel and the snake talk. She also seemed to be more tender in her interactions with Joseph. Also she is much taller than Preeya, so brings (don’t really know how to describe it) a different shape to the stage. Her voice is easy on the ear, clear and strong and not a single requirement on my part to wince. I think she has a very slight lisp, only noticed it occasionally.

He was wonderful, voice so strong and clear. Red mark on side of lower leg (insect bite from hols). I did not use my binoculars so can not add to the body hair debate (AliB). His curly fringe was longer and so lovely. I could go on and on, but would repeat others. Just to say bouncy, sweat, eyebrows, smile, a few pounds have been added (I’m sure the running and bouncing will see to that in a couple of weeks), love seeing him.

Slight prop malfunction; when he slams the golden cup to the floor, the flat base flew off.

I’ve found out why the dress circle rarely give a standing ovation or stand in the megamix, we were told to sit down by theatre staff. (They must have missed you Ali B, perhaps they thought you were still sitting!!!??)

Over too quickly. Then the after show, a bit of a scrum. Very disappointing pics from me, although I may enter for a special effects prize.

Shirley, the FrontPage photo or the photo of page 15 will be fantastic. And as for size: the bigger the better.

Jane E, well put.

Vali-link, got to say ahhh, he's such a young lad. I know we make fun of him, in fun. I do hope he does well. He'll never be the GO.

Jo, so good to hear your horse is back to rights. Enjoyed reading your review and isnt it interesting the different things we notice? Sitting in the front stalls I didn't see the cup malfunction must have had my eyes focussed somewhere else!!! OOOh Matron!!!!

Donna - i think you have come to the right decision - thank you.

Like Geri - I am so sorry that the end result has been in Carys leaving LMAS - I, like so many others, owe our ability to watch and watch again the ADWD series to Carys and we are indebted to you for that. Have to say I hadn't sussed you castoutloppy - makes me realise that my "whodunnit" skills have declined considerably since the sad loss of Morse.

It does make me wonder if there is a role for a "mediator"/ customer complaint section on LMAS where queries/complaints/frustrations can be screened so that when issue gets to Donna it is perhaps less emotional - hopefully it would be a little used service.

Anyway I would just echo geri and jane E in the hope that you can both resolve and heal your difference and your upset feelings.

Thanks for that Jo4!! Nothing and nobody will stop me standing when I go and see it in March!! I am sitting in M14 so I won't be able to hear them shouting at me anyway!!

I am going to video the South Bank Awards, if anyone is going to stay up and watch it please can you note rough times of when Lee appears?! Sorry but the show itself looks abit boring (I am so uncultured me!) so I will be watching it on fast forward! Thanks!!

Good review Jo4 - do you know I hadn't even noticed the prop malfunction. I wonder where I was looking? Same place as SueX I suspect,

Ooo meant to say earlier - Karen I happily volunteer for hand holding duty on any outing to see the GO!

And with that, I'm off to tend a poorly Ploppy.

Good night all!

Hi troops - been missing all day due to one thing and another, but did hear the GO on Dancing on Ice which I watched with Sloppy - I got all excited!
Sorry for all the bad feeling flowing around, let's all be friendly please!
OK have to be up early tomorrow as I need to be in the office before 8am so that I can go to a funeral tomorrow (sister in law's father), so I will wish you all Sweet Meads.
Cx

Does anyone have contact details for Helen W? I need details of the THUD she wants - I think!

Jo4 glad to hear your horse has made such a speedy recovery. Must have been a great relief to you. And lovely to read your review - as Sue said we could not see that particular prop malfunction from the front stalls. rather over our heads as it were. But I can live with that - a small price to pay for being so close to the GO.

Does everyone who is coming to the AT show on my ticket have their copy of it? I will resend it if anyone has lost or deleted it. I think we are arriving at the Studios well before the show but just in case.... Vali has pointed out to me that there is an alert against this rail line on Tuesday that there may be shortened trains and mention is made of buses. so please make sure you are independent of me - just in case. My reading of the instructions is that if you have a copy of the email confirming 6 Priority tickets for me, and giving my name, you will be allowed in. Hopefully nothing will go awry but better to be prepared.

Well having been wakened four times in the night by a little bitch with a very upset stomach I am heading for my bed.

Geri I hope your migraine passes and you feel better tomorrow. Goodnight everyone, sleep well and have Sweet Meads. I hope we all have a more peaceful day tomorrow.

Jo4 I'm so pleased that your horse is so sprightly again. Love your review and have to say I didn't notice the prop malfunction either! Must have been something else going on that stopped me noticing!
Watched the Lewis thing, thanks Vali, nope doesn't do it for me at all I'm afraid. I know how young he is but just doesn't seem to have any charisma. Still time will tell, ALW obviously thinks he has something.

About the prop malfunction maybe it was my view from the dress circle. It flew near THE face, or so the angle I got made it look.

Shirley, thanks for the warning about travel, I'll check my route.

queries /complaints/ frustrations cannot be screened when there is a complete breakdown in communication due to a lack of technical expertise regarding the complications of electronic mail or the netiquette involved. If Donna feels incapable of dealing with a single slight criticism by herself maybe she does need a whole department to do it for her - in fact she already has that here as so well illustrated by the daggers that were instantly drawn in her defence even though no one knew who had sent the message or what it contained. I have distanced myself from the forum tonight but will have to view it to make sure any queries about outstanding matters are dealt with properly. Friends do occasionally fall out and in time differences can be forgotten but when a whole gang turns on an individual and turns them into an instant pariah that means more than one fence has to be mended and will take longer to forgive and possibly forget. Thank you to the people who have expressed concern and encouragement and to the people who drew daggers might I appeal to your better nature and request that this matter is dropped and we can continue being loppies together leaving the injured parties (yes there are more than one) in peace. It should never have been made public in the first place.

Hello all, thought I would let you know I'm still alive and well, before I attempt to catch up. I see you've moved home too, I hope it was less traumatic than my move!
Computer finally set up, dial up is all I'm afraid, but at least I can 'talk' to you all again. I've missed the reviews, and The Knight's Tale, so I'll catch up now, see you later.

Evening all. As per usual these days I meant to quickly catch up with all the goings-on in the loppy world.
As requested I won't pass comment - and don't feel entitled to since I don't know what has been said in private - except to reiterate the expressions of gratitude to Donna for her dedication to spreading the loppy love.
Jo4 and KarenC - loved your little snippets of interesting info from your trips to the show. As I've said before (I think - my memory is so overloaded with w**k stuff these days I can't be sure)sometimes it's the little things that add that extra bit of magic to our experiences of the GO.
In case I don't get another chance: have a fantastic time at the AT recording and please do report back in technicolour detail - almost as good as being there.

Hi Sue, glad you managed to find us. Hope new house is all set up soon.

Elisabeth, I like the little details too, as everyone sees from a different angle (physical, where you are sitting) and with different secondary priorities (1st GO, of course). For example it was a surprise to me that during CED there were other singers. I checked this time as I couldn't work out how on the recording on the Joseph site they were there and I'd only heard HIM at the show. Selective hearing and too much of my brain was being used on the visuals!!!! Can't think why.

That reminds me. I'm not a conflict person. I think all of us need to spend a few minutes on this link.
http://www.queerty.com/go-joe-go-20070713/joseph2jpg/

It's been posted before, I do not apologise for posting again.

Shirley-Stage photo Page 14, mmmmmm, NOT the biggest size, that might frighten my little darlings.

Having to travel a long distance alone, gave me plenty time to think. All day I have been very uncomfortable about us discussing someone we don't know who is, what has been said and why. The matter should never had been brought to this blog's attention anyway, especially not when it was only hinted at who the person was. This made for very awkward postings from me, because I had no clue who it was. It was a private mail sent to Donna, and it should have been a matter to be dealt with in private. Remember what has been said on LMAS earlier when critisism has been posted, keep it private! That is what, as I now know, Carys has done, and she is perfectly entitled to do so.
I am sorry I didn't voice this earlier,- I would have done if I hadn't been a bit of a coward. I sent a mail to Donna this morning expressing my thanks for the work she does on LMAS, and since I didn't know until I came back home again who this person was, I have had no opportunity to say anything to her. I will do so in a private mail, expressing my thanks for the things she has done for all of us.
Let's hope this is the end of the matter on this blog. Let us NOT in the future talk about others behind their backs. If we can't talk frankly and with all the facts up front, let's not bring it up here.
I am very tired, but having read through what had been written since I left this afternoon, I had to put down the thoughts that had been bothering me all day.
Good night ALL OF YOU, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams and wake up happy.

South bank, not a glimpse, but I wasn't glued to the screen
Nightlee night all

Yes Jo, there were several shots of GO sitting next to Christopher Biggins, he had his jacket off and looked very relaxed!

Now I've just posted and it seems to have disappeared so if I end up repeating myself sorry!
AliB 4 sightings I spotted as follows
1. opening sequence but don't blink, of him arriving
2. 4mins in approx
3. 11mins in approx
4, 37mins in approx
all looking gorgeous, and about the only thing worth watching for me, some of it was ok though.
Thanks for the link Jo4 needed that...well I always need that!
End of long day so off to bed for me. Night night people, sleep tight.

Hello again all

I haven't posted for so long I have forgotten if I am jo3 (think I am!!) - but I do pop in and read all the happenings when I can! I am very sorry to hear about the unkind way Donna was treated on the LMAS site - and can only add my disgust that a so-called Loppy (or anyone else when I come to think of it)had done such a thing. I take my hat off to Donna for the wonderful work she has done in bringing us all the best of the GO.

Enjoyed the wonderful surprise of seeing Lee on the Southbank Show tonight. Once I had spotted him, I kept a close eye out and sure enough there he was several more times! Lovely!

read the messages more carefully jo3 nothing unkind has been posted about Donna either here or at the LMAS site and this 'so-called loppy' is upset by your remarks just when the rest of us were starting to move on.

Quick hello and goodbye this morning as off to office very early and will be at funeral etc. most of day, so won't be around much, but please let's not have too much ill feeling. Carys a big thank you for all the goodies you have sent our way in the past - I am sure everyone will echo that. Geri hope your migraine has passed. Have to fly now - catch up this evening.

Morning all -

Thanks for the links - a bit of Mead in the morning, just what we need.

Sue, glad you're installed in your new abode. Hope the move wasn't too traumatic.

Carol - all the best for today.

Ploppy's still ill, bless him, lots of coughing noises coming from his direction, and I'm off to the doctors shortly - what a bunch of crocks!

Good morning all Loppies

A lovely morning dawning here after the storms of yesterday and last night - anyone into good omens??

Carol I hope the funeral goes as well as these things can. JaneE - hope you are OK. Geri I hope your migraine has passed - Lots and lots of OOOOOOOHHHHHHMMNMMMSSSS heading to you all.

Helen W I am afraid if I dont get details soon for your THUD Tee, I wont be able to delay ordering any longer.

Hello Jo3. How nice to see you after all this time. And yes, Lee did look splendid on the SB show last night. I had begun to think that I would never spot him, glancing away at the wrong second I guess, but then they focussed on him and Christopher Biggins for a second or two and THUD.

And in just the one more sleep we get to see him at the AT show. According to the ticket and information they sent they transmit tomorrow's show live and then record another one (or 2??) - so we dont know whether the live transmission will be the one with Roland Rat or the one with Lee. My trusty Sky+ will be set for both in any case. Very tempted to take some Warfarin for Roland Rat though!!!!

Good morning BHB. A nice soothing camomile tea for me please, and a fresh croissant. And you are all excited about tomorrow afternoon, are you???? Thats funny, so are we!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning all. Just a quick look in this morning before I run out of the house for a doctors appointment and then off to the big city in the North(well, it is North of here!)and further pleasures tomorrow.
Hello sweetheart. You look good as per usual, and would you bring me my usual, please.
I hope we can all go back to the lovely, humourous place the blog is ment to be. Don't behave yourself when I'm gone. That would be boring. See you all again on Wednesday, and some of you tomorrow.

Sorry 'castout loppy' I jumped too hard, too fast and in the wrong direction as usual. I should have waited for the facts.
I hope you and Donna can find some common ground and reach a solution but if not, the Loppies won't be the first family in the world where two members aren't talking to each other. Back to being a lurking loppy for me.

Morning. Welcome back Sue and to the lurkers and thanks for the links.

Hope you're feeling much better today, Geri. Feeling a bit tired after watching South Bank. Ploppy wanted the Superbowl so I watched from bed but dozed off a couple of times - some lovely shots of the GO so worth staying up for.

Shirley, I don't have a copy of your "ticket" for tomorrow. Hope you don't have travel problems. I have kept Ploppy's ticket just in case but returned mine. I suspect that Lee will be on first and be live so he has plenty of time to get to the Adelphi, though we know of course that he can get from the BBC to the theatre very quickly. Must get lots done today to make up for tomorrow.

Oops, forgot to mention Stephanie's photos. I'll ask her if we can see the other photos that weren't published.

Morning Everyone!

Pauline2 - Thank you for the above timings!! I have absolutely no will power and ended up watching the first 40 mins!! Far from being boring as I thought it was fun to play 'spot Lee' in the audience! It must have been hot in the room as he took his jacket off!! Anyway over on the forum - it is already on youtube!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbA1ZzzJog

Eva - Thanks for writing what you wrote above, I agree with you.

Roro has kindly posted this link on the Forum to the glimpses of Lee on the SB show last night.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbA1ZzzJog

Anyone know who the lady sitting next to Lee is. You can see her in the shot over Alan Davies' shoulder.

Diana - copy of the tickets on its way to you.

Morning all, nice day today here as well.
JaneE hope all goes well for you today at the doctors, and have an ohhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm foryou and your Ploppy, poor thing.
AliB must say that was probably why I found bits of SBS boring, he wasn't on enough!
Hello there BHB, yes it is a nice day isn't it, could I just have coffee and toast this morning please, and as usual there aren't many people around so perhaps you'd like to join me?

Shirley - re the Stage photos, I cant really decide. The cover one is complete whereas with the inside ones the top of his head is missing. Perhaps we need to see exactly what they are offering ie maybe they will be complete and what others we can choose from. 10 x 8 is quite a good size but I dont really mind.
I sort of recognise the lady at the SB Awards but cant put a name to her

I have just had a thought. Coming up sometime in March (sorry don’t know exact date as I am at work) it must be the first anniversary of the first show of Any Dream Will Do!! Therefore the first time we all saw Lee! I think it would be really cool if we commemorated this historic and life changing day in some way ie National Loppy Day!! What do you think?!

Hi castout Loppy

Sorry if I gave offence - but I know that there has been more than one occasion when Donna has received hurtful messages in her role as leader of the LMAS site, and I wanted to add a message of my support for her and all she has done.

Yes time to move on, and timely too to recognise the work many have put into supporting Lee.

and I should have added to my last message that I did not mean to infer that anything hurtful was actually on the LMAS site, but sent to Donna. Over and out...

Have just watched the clip of Lee at SBS on Youtube I think us LUSH'S should have been there judging by all the bottles on the table!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recognised the grey haired lady sitting next to Lee at the SB awards.
She is an actress but I just can't recall her name.

Deanna, she reminds me of the actress who played the wife in One Foot in the Grave - Annette?? Somthing?? Sorry not brilliant with names. But not sure it is her anyway.

Sue glad you are in your new home, and reconnected to the virtual world.

AliB - liking your idea. We could have a whole series of anniversaries couldnt we. I think national Loppy day would have to be the annivesary of the day Carol's friend came up with the name. Then we could have the anniversary of Lee winning ADWD. The anniversary of the Opening night of Jo. The anniversary of Lee winning his first award, the anniversary of the first time he won ROTY, the anniversary of his first album release, his first gold disc......... Suggestions please!!!

Only just managed to get back, sorry but I have to comment on the recent upset, I'm so stunned I can't think of anything else. I am so sorry that this has blown up.

Cast Out Loppie, daggers were instantly drawn because we all love Donna, and much appreciate everything she does, the thought of her being hurt, hurts us too.
Of course there are two sides to every story, and perhaps people jumped to Donna's defence quickly not realising that the other person may be hurt and upset as well.

Donna, it goes without saying that we love you much, and support you always. You do such a lot for us Loppies, and have done from day one, in spite of all your 'real life' commitments.

I love this blog, and I love being a Loppie, and although I know people fall out, sometimes irrevocably, I hate to think of it happening here, and echo the thoughts of Jane E and Vali. I hope this can be mended.

Morning all, no, not Annette Crosbie I agree, face so familiar, wasn't she in a comedy some years ago with Ronnie Corbett playing his Mum?

Was it Sorry (81-88), Ronnie Corbett was Timothy Lumsden and Barbara Lott played his Mum "language Timothy" according to Wikipedia.

Oh no, Barbara Lott sadly died in 2002. Any other ideas anyone?

I know, I know who it is!! Well, I think so anyway, its Eileen Atkins!! She played Judi Dench's sister in Cranford (the one that died suddenly!!). Thats were we all recognise her from.

You are all going to get me going with this as I'm sure I recognise her face but can't put a name to it.
Loving the anniversary ideas, I'm sure we could almost manage one a week from March!

Ow! Ow! just got back from the Doctor's - my silly poorly paw is infected again, and I've had to have a tetanus jab (Ow! ow!) and another batch of antibiotics.

Thank you Pauline2 for the ohmmms, much appreciated.

Pen and Jo3 - very nice to hear from you.

Ali B - National Loppy Day - great idea!

I'm afraid I can't add to the guess the actress game, but hey! It looks like fun!

Stephanie is going to send me a contact sheet of Lee's photos so we can see all of them. It's going to be difficult choosing!

Cast Out Loppie, Sorry if I'm dragging this on but I feel it would be wrong of me not to say what I should and then I will of course shut up and mind my own business.
I want to echo what a number of people have said, esp. Sue and Pen. I'm sorry if I overstepped the mark and said too much. I didn't have all the facts and was probably wrong to comment at all. I guess I just jumped on the bandwagon. I have learned a lesson with this.
I can't take back the positive stuff I said about all that Donna has done and I will now add that you also have done, but I am prepared to apologise for the negative. I still feel that there are such good vibes, support and friendship demonstrated by loppies and I hope that this spirit will heal the rift. You have said about starting to move on and you're right.
Thankyou for posting the picture above, it reminds us all of what we have in common.

Came back to work today altho' still coughing so much I think I'm scaring them in here.

Liking the idea of National Loppy Day!

http://www.trh.co.uk/home.php
It's not Dame Eileen. Pic of Dame Eileen Atkins in her latest play, much more glam in real life than in Cranford.

Vali - those actors promotional head shot photos can sometimes be years old! The more I watch it though I can't be sure its her. Its such a fleeting glance in that youtube clip its really hard to tell! Next time anyone sees Lee they will have to ask him!!

Carys, I would like to add my apology to others and feel that I jumped to a hasty conclusion. It is a natural instinct to defend someone you regard as a friend, but in the world of cyberspace it is all too easy to misread situations. What should clearly have been a private matter between you and Donna should not have been raised in public, putting pressure on both of you and making a tricky situation worse.

I respect both of you for the time and energy you have dedicated to providing Lee goodies to lots of Loppies around the world and hope that you can resolve whatever the differences are between you.

On a completely different note, thanks to all of you for your advice about my poor cat. We think that he is completely stressed by a feral tabby cat which has been coming in and eating his food for the last few weeks. I have thrown away everything that has been soiled, on your advice, and am trying to spot when he gets stressed. We have had a few more accidents, but fortunately confined to the kitchen, where it's easier to clean. Ploppy is now on a one man mission to rid the neighbourhood of this horrible cat!

Oh dear, another mammoth catch up of the blog and it's left me feeling quite deflated. I was so chuffed to be mentioned in the Knight's Tale (I trust Alley-oop was me Geri?) and then all the upset. I don't want to rake it all up again, so suffice to say I'm thinking of both of you and ovr time I trust that bridges can be rebuilt, now can we please draw a line under it?
Jackie, glad you seem to have found the source of the problem. Our old lady was upset by her son's deteriorating health and picked up after he had to be put to sleep, we thought the opposite would happen and she'd pine for him!
I too recognise the actress sitting next to Lee but like everyone else I can't remember her name either. She was in a costume drama recently and I believe she was either the wife or secretary of a detective/policeman in some show. This will really bug me now, please let someone put me out of my misery soon.
Finally, have a great day tomorrow all those going to AT recording and PLEASE come back and tell us all about it!

Ali - what sort of animal did the old lady's son have?! Its sounds like the old ladys son was put to sleep!! Can I say to about AT - to all those going - if you do have to suffer Roland Rat please listen out for him to say 'Hey Rat Fans!!' and this might make you smile!! Also you will be able to see the poor s*d that operates him!!

Stephanie has just forwarded the contact sheet to me. THUD in triplicate!!! Oh boy there are some gorgeous photos. Don't know how I'm going to choose. Anyway I will forward the sheet to Shirley to send on so you can all look and droooollllll.

Sorry Alib if I confused you, our old lady is a 17 year old cat and we also had her son, a big ginger tom, who was diabetic. He started having fits last year and she got quite stressed. Once he was put to sleep (on the vet's advice) we worried that she would pine away but she has been much better. So sorry if my previous post didn't make sense!! I thought I'd mentioned it previously in response to a query from Jackie?

Ali - right, OK, makes perfect sense now! Sorry, me being abit thick!!

Good news! According to someone on the forum, Alan T just announced that his guest on tomorrows show would be Lee! Sorry, no confirmation on Roland!

A quick hello from me. Just seen a post on LMAS saying AT has just announced Lee will be on tomorrow so big squeal for all you lucky loppies going. Have a great time and come back with full reports asap.

I did the same as you AliB with the South Bank Awards as in thought I'd video it but ended up watching half of it. I thought our boy looked a bit tense of jaw but lovely all the same. Poor him sitting next to Biggins and probably not being able to drink if he had a show that evening.

I listended to a bit of DVO's debut this morning on Capital. They were having a phone in discussion about disasterous first dates but she didn't mention the GO but then I don't suppose it was a disaster. I don't think I can bring myself to listen to it every morning on the off chance she may mention him.

Hi Alison! When I get home I am going to watch the South Bank Show Awards again to see the GO of course but also to see if I can get a better look at who the woman sitting next to him is! I wondered if anyone listened to Capital this morning - the radio in my car is broken so I couldn't tune in!

Jackie - I am sure you have found the reason for your cat's behaviour. We have four and each time a new one has arrived our oldest one Suzy has protested in the only way she knows how! The most recent a very pretty tortoiseshell had, unbeknown to us, been stealing her food and bullying her. Poor Suzy was on the point of leaving home staying out for longer and longer. Now we realise what was happening Suzy is getting plenty of attention and has her own private litter box and so far no more 'accidents' Your cat probably just wants extra attention so lots of cuddles are in order. About the stray - capture it and hand it to the cats protection league or RSPCA - as it obviously is in search of a good home.

Thanks Carys. We had sort of come to the conclusion that our cat was really freaked out by this other cat. We had been joking about it to our cat telling him to sort it out and I think that has made it worse. So I told Dollop at the weekend not to mention the other cat and in a tone of withering condescension she said "But Mummy he doesn't understand what you say"! I beg to differ! We are going to try to catch it, but it is a very slippery customer, so wish us luck!

Good Luck with your kitty-cat Jackie!

Oh, all you poor Loppies going to AT - you're all going to miss out on Roland Rat! I'm sure you're disappointed! (Ah, no wait - I'm lying again!) Have a fantastic time guys, good to know you won't be watching that rodent!

Evening all

Thanks for the links to SBS - very brief but very lovely glimpses of Him.

Carol - hope today went okay.

Oo Jane, poor you - if you have an infected jaw does that mean you can't speak???? Good job you don't have an infected finger so at least you can still talk to us on here!!

AT Loppies - Looking forward to meeting you tomorrow and hope it's not raining!!!
Ali B - not sure how to contact you regarding Lee photo, shall i send Email to stage loppies address??
Carys - Thanks for link to the the lovelee photo

Jane E, we aren't going to miss out on Roland. The audience has to watch both shows, at least they are supposed to. I think there will be a rather restless audience for the second show.

Evening all, too right Diana, now which of us would really like to miss RR, I would have been heartbroken...not! AT also said that tomorrows other guest would be Jane Asher so we should all come back with ace cake making skills!
Still haven't placed that wretched woman! Have trawled through loads of photos as well, grrrr.
She'll probably turn out to be Biggins mother or something!

Diana - sorry, that made me laugh "the audience HAS to watch both shows" - talk about a captive audience - you'd think they'd have the sense to make you watch RR first so that the Best Is Yet To Come and you have something to look forward to rather than having the best bit first and then as you say a restless audience aferwards. Do they not know the audience will be full of Loppies (and probably Cloppies as well)!!!! Can't imagine there will be many RRoppies there!!

Just a little note to say that this identity is hopefully no longer needed and thanks for the many kind messages both here and by email. Being castout is not a nice thing and I hope it doesn't happen to any other loppy ever again.

Jackie - the CPL or RSPCA may be able to supply a cat trap! nothing nasty about it - just a cage that you bait with food and a trap door to grab the stray. You will be doing both cats a real favour:-)

LOL I just had a thought - borrow Roland Rat! LOLOL

Ohmigod just got Stephanies' photos through! How on earth am I going to choose? Fun making my mind up though!

Hi All, I've spent the last two hours answering e-mails. Whew! I'm 2/3 of the way through Chapter 14 & I should have it ready to post later tonight. No hints but...have those loppy fans handy!

Oooo Geri! I can't wait!

Sorry Karen - it's my paw not jaw! Still gabbing away quite happily.

Oh and thank goodness you guys won't miss the Rat!

Oops, sorry Jane - must read more carefully - hope you're okay.

Loppy fan at the ready Geri.... !!

Quick - hello and goodbye - funeral went as well as these things can! Now off to AGM of small singing group, but I'll be back later for the next installment Geri - fan poised of course!!

Goodness me. I turn my back for a couple of days to deal with “real” life and just look at what you all get up to!! So much stuff to catch up with. Some good, some not so. There’s certainly never a dull moment on this blogg!

Well I had probably my best working day ever today. We had a big reorganisation in the office last month so I am now working with people I don’t know that well. This morning, one of my colleagues arrived in a state of high excitement gasping “I’ve seen him. I’ve seen him!!!”. When we managed to get her to calm down enough to be rational, it turns out she went to see Joseph at the weekend! This then prompted comments from several other ladies in my section that they had been too, and one was going for the 2nd time next weekend. Who would have guessed that there would be so many Cloppies in my section? So, of course, any pretence of work had to be abandoned while we all listened to every detail of colleague’s visit (a review worthy of this site) and, best of all, she had brought in the loincloth poster from the programme so we all had a serious THUD moment! And all this before even the first cup of coffee of the day!! What a way to start the working day! Unfortunately, we are not allowed to display the poster at work, but colleague has kept it on her desk in case anyone needs a bit of a boost during the day! So lots and lots of Loppy chatter throughout the day. Bliss! At one point this afternoon, said colleague informed me in a tone of some bewilderment “I don’t understand it, I just can’t stop thinking about the show and how fabulous Lee was. I haven’t done any work today, my brain has just turned to mush!” Sound familiar?? I of course did my Loppy duty and put her in contact with her nearest branch of Loppies Anonymous (well, gave her the link to Donna’s site anyway). Suddenly, work has become a much nicer place to be!

Geri, please be gentle with us. I’m not sure if I can cope with much more excitement in one day!

Well, I have just looked at the South Bank Show again and it definitely isnt Eileen Atkins!! There is a better shot of her just before the winner of a dance award (you can just see Lee's elbow in shot)and I realised that it wasnt the fact that I recognised her and couldnt remember her name it was more the fact that I have never seen her before in my life!! So I have no clue i am afraid! I also tried the photo sites but no luck.

Karen C - yes please contact me through stage loppies if thats OK!

I looked at the site for tickets for AT and it
said for Tuesday, still Lee, Roland Rat, someone else whos name I forget and Ruthie Henshall! Nothing about Jane Asher! I hope there are no last minute guest changes as the studio will have a riot on their hands if Lee is not on!!

Hi all.

geri - glad you are feeling better and looking forward to chapter. reminds me were we going to send you some money for the framing and posting of art work as dont want you out of pocket. We all have your address so could easily send some money.

Jane E - hope your paw/jaw much better.

Missed awards but doesnt sound as if ceremony itself riveting. Caught Lee glimpses on youtube.

Enjoy AT tomorow - must set DVD - do we know if it is live or will be shown anotehr time?

Chapter Fourteen

Even before he was fully awake, Lee was aware there was something wrong. He sat up sharply and stared. He was alone. Everyone, muses, fellow knights, and Nana, were all gone. So were his clothes. He was left in nothing more than a loincloth that was much too small for his sense of modesty. He stood and looked around. Where was he? This wasn't the campsite in which he had gone to sleep.
The trees, the maze, the babbling stream, all were gone and he was in a desert. The ground beneath him was hard rock, covered with a dust too fine to be called sand. The heat of it burned his feet. There was nothing around him. No trees, no foliage, no buildings. The horizon stretched for miles with nothing to hinder it. A shimmering haze lay upon the surface and the sun above burned with an uncomfortable intensity.
He fought against the panic that rose in him. This was a challenge, he decided. He need only work out what was needed, what he had to accomplish, and everything would be well...He hoped everything would be well.
There was no breeze and the scorching air burned his skin. He was already covered with a sheen of perspiration from his forehead to his feet. His black curls were stuck to his face and his torso dripped with sweat. He would need water, and soon, he decided. But how to find it?
He started walking and had not gone very far when he heard something. He stopped and listened intently. What was that? Too distant to be heard, a soft murmuring noise. It was frustrating not to be able to hear it clearly.
"Hello!" he called. For a moment the babble of noise grew louder, then at once dipped to the barely audible hum. "Is anyone there?" he called.
He walked for hours, not sure where he was headed. He could be going in circles, he knew, but if this was a challenge they would hardly let him just wander. Would they? He heard his name. He stopped and listened. It was really infuriating to hear that murmuring noise and not be able to pinpoint it. "Can you hear me?" he cried again. Again the noise grew momentarily louder, just long enough for him to realise he was hearing voices, lots of voices, all talking together. And one of the voices had definitely said his name. There was something unnerving about it. He wondered who these people were who watched him, he spoke about him. Why couldn't he see them, or hear them clearly? There seemed, he thought, something malevolent about it. Despite the heat, he shivered.
"Am I going the right way?" he called. Nothing but the distant hum responded.
"I have to reason this out," he thought. "If I can understand what this challenge is I can overcome it. I owe it to Throb to make it to the next round."
He walked on, thinking hard. So if the maze was his career and the tower was fame what might this desert be? Perhaps the desert every career faces from time to time? But why was it so hot, he was beginning to feel faint under the glare... he stopped. Of course! It was so obvious - it was the glare of attention he must expect every moment of every day if he won the coveted title of King of Adelphi. And the whispering voices - he was sure, now, that's what they were - they were to let him know that his every move was under scrutiny.
He raised his chin. He'd overcome difficult challenges before. Hostile gazes and whispering voices would not defeat him. A knight of the Order of Joseph would not be defeated by whispers. "You shall not defeat me!" he cried. "I am not afraid!"
Suddenly, before him just a short distance away, he saw a building shimmer. It might be a mirage, he thought, but something deep inside him knew it was not.
He started walking more briskly now and soon was able to see the building clearly. It looked like a Greek temple, with crisp white columns sitting on top of steep marble steps. Within minutes he was climbing the steps.
Inside was cool and he shivered. He blinked as his eyes adjusted to the shade, a welcome relief after the savage brightness of the desert outside. He walked through a large empty hallway, his bare feet silent on the deliciously cool marble. Somewhere he thought he could hear the sounds of running water. And then he realised the whispering voices were silent.
A beautiful young woman with long hair came before him. She was wearing a purple gown and carrying a silver ewer.
"You're Lady Jane," he said. "I recognise you from the banquet."
"I am," she said, and her voice was like the tinkling of a bell.
"What are you doing here?"
"I am the Oracle," she said. "The loppies all have jobs, you know. We don't just go to fests and enjoy ourselves. Some of us are healers, some are heralds, others look after our good works. There are even a few ambassadors and a Loppy Laureate. I am the Oracle. It is my task to speak tend you in this desert of doubt."
He began to sway, but she caught his shoulders. "Come, drink and be refreshed," she said.
She poured clear water into a silver goblet and handed it to him. The goblet was encrusted with precious stones of many colours. They twinkled in the comforting light. He was shaking now from the fatigue and stress of the morning, and she held the cup to his lips and he drank thirstily. The water ran down his chin and trickled down his chest.
"You have become burned from the sun. You should not have stayed out so long. Come, lie down and I will tend the burns.”
He lay upon the butter-soft leather coach and she gently massaged his skin with sweet-smelling myrrh. He felt himself begin to fall asleep, then jerked awake sharply.
“Where are the others?” he said. “Boyz and Charming and the others.”
“Safe, safe, do not worry. Sleep.”
She massaged the unguent into his red shoulders, his back and his legs, then had him roll over and began to work on his chest. He was still tired but enjoying her ministrations too much to want to sleep. “Are they in the desert too?” he mumbled.
“Not every knight’s task was the same. It depended upon their fear.”
“Fear?”
“Yours was to be too exposed; to lose all your privacy.”
“Did everyone make it through? Are all the knights safe?” She did not at first answer and he opened his grey eyes and stared at her. “I must know, Lady Jane,” he said.
“Not all,” she answered. “Foot-tapper’s fear was being ignored and unappreciated. He was in a crowded room, but no one could see or hear him. He could not bear it.”
“How awful.”
“It is a terrible thing for an artist to be unappreciated. To sing and have no one hear your voice; write and have no one read your words. Fortunate is the artist whose talent is treasured by others.”
“Fortunate indeed. But what of Foot-Tapper, is he all right?”
“He will be. Do not worry, all will be well. Sleep now. You have been granted this gift of rest since you have come through your trials so well. Sleep.”
And despite his distress over poor Foot-Tapper, fatigue overtook him and he fell asleep.

Wow Lindsey what a brilliant day at work! Suddenly surounded by Cloppies!

Thanks Fi - oh
and Geri, I'm also happy to contribute - Euros at the ready!

So what about this story then! The graphics department want to get cracking you know!

I timed that post well! Not!

Hi Jane -- Nyah nyah nyah nyah!

If anyone wants to donate any pennies to the Valentine kitty I'll be very happy to receive them. But please don't feel obligated.

FAN! NOW PLEASE!!!!!!

JANE - JEALOUS - ME - YOU BET I AM!!!!!!

Geri, I thought we were going to be fanning Sir Lee to cool him down but WOW! Jane, you lucky girl! just lovin it thanks.
I'll pop a contribution to the Valentine ktty in the post.

To everyone going to AT, hope you a wonderful time.

Jane, don't you wish you were really there at it was not a story!!
Geri, lovely story, jealous me, oh yes. On another subject, little packet in the post to you today. I weighed it at work so stamps should be OK.

I know there have been upsets, every cloud has a silver lining... We have had some communications from 'lurkers'. Now they have made themselves known I hope they continue to post. Nice to have new views on all things GO.

Jackie, hope you see improvements in your cats 'habits' now you have identified the probable cause. One of mine has stress induced cystitus. Lovely, as he is stressed by my other cats. Most of the time he is OK, just has episodes.

Must go and check out today's links. I know I missed the glimpses on SBS.

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O dear, I just saw the pictures of the Stage. How are we supposed to choose? They are gorgeous.!!!!
All the AT going loppies have lots of fun. Please give us a full review tomorrow night.

Geri, I will send you some euro tomorrow by mail for the valentine kitty.
I am off to read chapter 14.


Jane lucky you, but I can't grumble, still haven't washed my shoulder! Yet another stunning chapter Geri, but you really are putting the poor man through it!

Geri!!! You lucky lady Jane E!!

Lindsey, I like Loppies Anonymous.

I had a look at the SBS YouTube and don't know who the female is either. Will have to watch the video to see if she's any clearer.

I spent the train journey home looking at the contact sheet and trying to make up my mind which photos to get. Tough decision.

One of the London evening freebie papers has an interviw with DVO today re radio show. Lee is mentioned: ".... things appear to be stable in her personal life. She has been dating Lee Mead .... since last November. 'It's all good', she says. 'I'm trying to be very private about it. At the beginning I just confirmed it and said we are dating but I don't want to talk about it really. We certainly won't be turning up at premieres and milking the celebrity couple thing.'"
Q from the public - "Would you ever do a show with your man, LM?" "If the right musical roles came up".

JaneE - I see your paw has made a miraculous recovery, or did you perform the massage through gritted teeth? Thought not.
Geri - you spoil us.
AT loppies - enjoy tomorrow and don't all desert poor Roland Rat; it's not his fault he's not blessed with gorgeous curls.
Diana - thanks a lot for the details of the photos; now for the arduous task of choosing one...

Well Elisabeth, it was a hardship obviously, but the poor guy was suffering severe sun-burn I could hardly let him down!

Ooo Diana - I forgot to say about those photos (something distracted me, for some reason), they are superb! Sigh!

I'm off to bed now - Sweet Meads all!

Gorgeous pics, swoon!
Yet another great chapter too. Can't wait for AT tomorrow,I'm guessing we may get some different questions posed by AT than other (female) interviewers?

Diana - thanks for the photos they are gorgeous! I expect everyone knows this but if you click on the magnifying glass symbol + at the bottom of the contact sheet, it makes the photos bigger!!

Ali B - I've tried 200% view is just about right!!
Jane - hope poorly paw feels better soon, can't have a one handed graphics dept.
Carys - Thanks for pic earlier today.
Diana - Love the photos, email sent to both your addresses, to make sure!!
Just to let you all know I've been really lucky in getting a ticket to a personal appearance of my favourite Roland Rat. I'm not certain who else will be there, but I'm only there for RR. You all believe me don't you?
Nightlee night all. I'm just going to check out my last link from last night.

Thanks for the video link, Jo4, I love that song, and the pictures weren't bad either!

Wonder if Jane's hand is feeling all better now? Hope she's not getting a fever -- she'd better call that Cool-It Company pretty quick!
My mind's in the gutter tonight (you'd never guess!) so AliB, your magnifying glass comment made me think all sorts of naughtiness...

.....overcome with thoughts of torsos, sweat and gleaming curls - may have to go and lie down! Should we speak with Lady Jane again - bad jaw or bad paw or not! Geri - totally thud worthy! Lindsey - lots of converts thrre then! Loppies Anonymous has a nice ring to it!! OK off to bed now - hope the graphics department soon recovers from its overheating (and poorly paw) OOhhhmmms to everyone still under the weather, or whose Ploppies, Sloppies or animals are in need of it! Sweet Meads all.

Another brilliant chapter Geri.
Diana & Carys, thanks for your respective photos. Bucket please.
Jo4 Thanks for the vid link.
All AT Loppies have great time tomorrow. Hope Roland is everything you hope for.
Off to make pancake batter now ready for breakfast, then off to bed. Sweet Meads all.

Well Geri, I started reading the new chapter well over an hour ago, when my beloved Ploppy rang, and for the first time in days he had time to chat and I was awake enough to want to too. So I have only just finished reading it now. And would the Cool-It company please come to my aid when they have finished installing their air con for Jane. PHEW.

So now we have the prospect of JaneE doing the illustrations of Lady Jane annointing Sir Lee with soothing oils. Methinks she will enjoy this particular task very very much.

Well having said I was off to bed nearly 2 hours ago, I might finally make it this time. After all I have a mindbogglingly exciting day tomorrow - I have a date with some other lovely Loppies to see the legend that is Roland Rat. And there is also some bloke there who won some reality tv show or another. Anyone remember who that was???? Maybe his name will come back to me when I am asleep. I wish.

Good night all. And Geri did my flippin parcel still not arrive?? So much for airmail - I should have thrown it into the ocean with an address label attached. It would have gotten there faster!!!!

So good night all loppies. Sleep tight and have Sweet Meads

OMG - have just looked at the pictures - THUD (in a very big way)! Thanks Diana/Shirley.

Off to bed with a smile on my face and sweet meads in store!!

Hello all.

A bit late tonight.

Geri - another lovely chapter. Glad that Sir Lee has gentle Loppies around him. Perhaps we should all take a fan when we go to sii Joseph.

Shirley - I hope you aren't too bogged down counting tee shirts, money and raffle tickets.
Went for balance tests for vertigo today and was given some physiotherapy which consisted of my head being turned rapidly to left, then right, ten times. I have to go back next week to see if any progress has been made.

Have you noticed that when Lee's name is mentioned everyone smiles? On Friday I went to see my GP for a check up. First the nurse asked if I was overcoming my agoraphobia, so i told her that I'd been to see Joseph. "With Lee" she asked, her smile beaming across her face. So we had a short chat as she wants to take her children. Then my GP asked me and he smiled when I told him and said he wanted to go to see Joseph and we talked about ADWD.

_Ploppy said he would like to go to see Joseph again, so I booked straight away for his birthday in May. We haven't been able to go anywhere much or have a holiday for the past few years, so we deserve a few treats now.

Better stop now, my bed is calling. Night all.

No, Shirley, no sign of the 'flippin' parcel'. But I did get a lovely little multicoloured loppy from Jane & Carol. Naturally, I'm calling her Ja-Rol. Oh, and for some reason you question about that chap who won that tv show reminds me of a question on UC tonight about Lake Mead. Oh, yeah -- was his name Lake?

See Jackie's photos on LMAS, spot Colleen and Claire.
I really am off to bed now.

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Geri, still lovin' it. It gets better and better. Jane E you lucky lady, don'tcha just wish???

Jo4 I'm a bit late with this, but I'm so glad your little horse is well again

Ladies, have a brilliant time tomorrow.

Diana, OMG the photos, I can only afford one, and it was so hard to choose. Thank you for doing this.

Bed calls, nite nite all.

Giggle. Just been emailing a friend about tomorrow and have redefined 'from the sublime to the ridiculous' Lee to Roland Rat.

Good night again.

Thanks yet again Geri for another great chapter, and Jo thankyou, thankyou for that link, it's lovely and has really got me in the mood for tomorrow!

Thanks yet again Geri for another great chapter, and Jo thankyou, thankyou for that link, it's lovely and has really got me in the mood for tomorrow!

Sorry! I'm having slight problems on this site, at the moment, very sluggish and slow to respond, thought post hadn't gone.

Goran Visnij (sp?) is on telly at the moment. Would like to stay up and watch but need to get some sleep, don't want to be yawning my head off tomorrow. Sleep tight.

Well had a slight Sloppy emergency tonight, my life is full of them! Hope all is ok now, but also friend coming with me tomorrow isn't feeling to great, so please if anyone could send me an ohhhmm I'd be grateful! I know there are more important things than getting to the show tomorrow, but....well you understand don't you?
Anyway night night all and sleep tight.

I know it's very late (or early!) but I couldn't sleep and had to google this actress as it was driving me mad!
http://www.harrypotterforever.org/images/photos_acteurs/gemma_jones.jpg
I do believe this may be the actress sitting next to Lee at the SBS awards? She played Bridget Jones' mum in the films and was in the Harry potter films and loads of other stuff.
Back to bed now or I'll never get up later, night night

If anyone missed dancing on ice here is the routine again stashed at my sharesite - help yourselves http://www.4shared.com/file/36885109/2f465ba1/rdllnw_WMV_2_.html

There has been much talk abut badges lately so I wondered if anyone would like a brand new and exclusive design - only to be worn by qualified stage loppies, in other words those who have posting on all the blog threads here. I hope you like it. copyright is mine
http://public.fotki.com/CarysSigs/lee/fan.html

Quick good morning as taking Ploppy to the station as it is a bit wet and windy! I of course have a day off for some reason! BHB says he has to leave early - said something about seeing a rat - dilemma, does he think there are rats in the Bistro? Should I tell the CM or should I get the exterminators in without letting her know?? OH! it's ok he has explained the rat is on some TV programme - is this possible? Is he being delusional again?? I will try to find out more and let you know........

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What's this about rats in the bistro!!! Oh sorry BHB I mis-understood the DCM. (He says he's going to see a talking rat today - sometimes I worry about that boy!)

Pauline2 lots of Ohmmmmms coming for you! Ohmmmm - Ohmmmm - hope your Sloppy crisis is over soon.

Kathleen - ohmms for you too with that vertigo.

And again guys thanks for the links - Carys has just reminded me I've got Dancing on Ice recorded, and havn't even watched it yet!!!

All those Loppies of to see the International Superstar that is Roland Rat - have a fantastic time - and enjoy seeing that talent show winner - I hear he's quite good...

Now here I am, ready to say Good Morning to all Loppies, and I hear we have RATS????!!!!???? In the BeachCafe/Bistro???!!!! Phew BHB, you nearly gave me a heart attack. We would be closed down. But not sure the television people would be terribly happy for you to be going around tellng people they have rats in their studios either!!

Rather put me off my breakfast all this talk of rodents, but when all is said and done it is Shrove Tuesday so our special this morning is pancakes. Traditional with squeezed lemon and sugar, or syrup. But for those who would prefer we also have maple syrup and honey, and I can highly recommend those with crispy grilled smoked bacon and a little syrup. Yummy - thats the one for me. And a large Earl Grey to take away please. Off to meet lots of lovely Loppies soon.

Pauline OOOOHHHHHMMMMSSSS a plenty coming your way. Sadly the real world has already overtaken Auds - no choice but to stay at work today. OOOOOHHHHMMMMMSSSS coming your way too. I know how I am going to be feeling if the trains let me down. OOOOHHHHMMMSSSSS and crossed fingers for us all here. (Does make typing a tad difficult though)

And to everyone who has been in touch, yes I promise I will do a full review. And if by any wonderful chance any of us get close enough to Lee to speak to him can someone PLEASE ask him who he was sitting next to at the SBS awards.

Oh and should have said - manners Shirley - thanks for all the links folks, and loving the red fan on the badge - thanks Carys

Pauline - Ohmmmmmmmmmmms for you and your Sloppy, hope all will be well.

Carys - love your badge design. Very apt!

Ali B - you're absolutely right! I could picture her quite clearly, but couldn't recall anything I'd seen her in, which was frustrating as I'm usually pretty good at identifying people. Well done you!

Kathleen - along the lines of smiling when Lee is mentioned: the other day Ploppy was looking at dishwashers on pc with itunes on shuffle mode (we have all our CDs loaded on pc). We were having a perfectly normal conversation til suddenly the opening bars of GMYAS came on and from then on it was a case of Lee: "GMYAS", Ploppy: "blah blah blah blah" (a bit like the teacher on Charlie Brown)! Poor guy, if he only knew - but then I suspect he knows I only half listen a lot of the time!

Lindsey - what luck! Nice to see that "reorganisation" isn't always a bad thing!

To all over-heated loppies I send cooling ohmmmms and also to those going to AT who will have to endure seeing Lee before getting to the treat that is Roland Rat!

Have a fabulous day one and all.

Almost forgot - pancakes with maple syrup for me please. MMMmmmmmmmmmmmm!

OK Ploppy safely at station - hair washed ready to meet the talking Rat (well you have to try don't you)! Sorry to hear about your problems Pauline2 so lots of ooohhhmmmms and fingers crossed - was going to send to Lady J, with her poorly paw, but after reading last night's episode feel she can probably manage quite well without them - perhaps a large waft of fresh air would be better??? Carys - badge is inspired!!
OK have to type minutes from yesterday's meeting before I get ready to roll!

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Morning all, blustery day. I've brought Tams with me as I hear we have a rodent problem at the bistro. Off you go Tams have a check around. If there are any she will find them.
Hello, BHB, don't worry she is used to working in kitchens. I know environmental health inspectors don't like to see animals in kitchens, she'll be quick. Just a diet coke for me, tummy is doing something odd. Oh, no rats here it's this afternoon you're going to see one. Going to a zoo or something?
Come on Tams you better come with me off home. I have to dash too.

Pauline2-hope Sloppy recovers soon.
Kathleen-sounds like they think there is a little bit of something in your inner ear (the spiral bit) and they are trying to roll it out. If it is that and they have managed to roll it out, the effect will be amazing.
Auds-w**k oh dear, must be important.
Carys-still on the night visits to check good, love the fan design on the badge.

Oh Auds - you'll be missed!! Lots of more ooohhhmmmms!

Forgot to say, Lindsey, loving your new work collegues.

Good morning, it's a lovely day - maybe not weatherwise but you know what I mean. Pauline2, lots of ohhhmms coming your way.

Thanks Carys.

Auds, sorry you can't make it. I know how gutted I'd feel.

Just time for a quick hello then it's back to the 1500's for me. Don't worry, I'll make sure there's a gap in the day to do a little telly-watching. You will all wave at us at home, won't you? Eva, my spies are going to check that you're wearing green somewhere on your person -- for your sake I hope you're wearing it in an obvious place! I did have a giggle last night at the thought of you with a sprig of shamrock stuck in your helmet...

Pancakes for me, but only a little. Still having some of that post-migraine tummy nausea. Hot tea is just the thing (sorry, Carol). 'Mardi Gras' always reminds me of a lovely, not well known Paul Simon song (with Phoebe Cates singing backing vocals). I'm sure you can YouTube it.

Carys, love love love the badge, such a fabulous design! But may I be a pedantic author for a moment? The fan should have the words, 'Lee's Fan' on them. Perhaps it's in small print...

Lady Jane, I'm hoping the paw isn't pawly -- I mean poorly, today. Lots of ohhms for a quick recovery and for your sloppy, too, Pauline2, and all the other ailing in our midst.

Now verily forsooth I must away,
Yon noble Bard doth call I cannot stay.

Good Morning Everyone
I hope you have a great time with the GO and AT and that the rat doesn't cause too much trouble!
I didn't find out about this until I came back from my hols and it was then too late to book any time off.!

Love the badge Carys.

Take care and I look forward to hearing all about your Day later.

Anne x

Morning Everyone!!

Well I have had a disasterous start to the day as I have had a small accident!! I was just closing my front door when half the metal door handle came off in my hand and cut my finger!! I had to wait until it had stopped bleeding before I could drive to work!! I have a plaster on it now but it makes it rathr hard to type!!

Please give my love to Roland, looking forward to seeing him on the TV tonight!!

Shirley - thanks for coming on the forum thread about Loppy behaviour, I did try and explain but some of them on there are right miserable so and sos!! I thought the people in the croud were shouting 'April Face'. I have no idea why!

Sorry Ali, but I dont think its Gemma Jones as I know her face really well and would have recognised her!! I think she is from the dance world!!

Morning All,
Enjoy the AT show all who are going, will be thinking of you all at 3pm, can't wait to hear all the details.
I'm a little bit green myself and no Geri, it's not shamrock, not yet anyway!
This being the Annual Pancake Worship Day, my scallop always wants me to create the entire evening meal based on pancakes, savoury and then sweet, so I'm off to search the web for new and inspired ideas (maybe then I should do some work!)

Quick Good Morning, thankyou for the ohhhmmms, hopefully Sloppy will be ok for today and I can see how she is later. Sad note, friend has got the lurgy, so will be making journey alone, but really feel RR will be worth the effort.
Carys the badge is inspired, looks better than a bucket would have.
Jane an ohhhmm back for you hope your paw is better.
Places to go, people to see, so will catch up later!

Oh Auds, what a b...er, work does interfere with so many things, I do sympathise.

Auds, how sad!!

Carys, love the badge, when ca I have one?

Having a lovely time this morning, dishwasher leaking, place still a tip, the more I try to sort it out, the worse it seems to get. Still, as Ploppy would say, get off that
bl---y computer, perhaps I should!

'See' you later.

Oh dear, lots of ohms needed today. Hope things improve, Auds, Pauline, & everyone else.
Maybe this will make you smile -- read what JB has to say out the GO: http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/02/05/john-barrowman-was-once-pursued-by-valentino/

Thanks for the Ohmmmms everyone - I'm sure they'll help poorly paw get better double-quick.

Auds, such a shame you won't be able to make it today! Poor lass!

Oh 'eck Sue, sounds like your're move isn't going that smoothly - ohmms for you too!

Thanks for the link Geri - JB is a man of taste!

Morning (only just!) I have been up for ages but only just got here. I feel surprisingly wide awake considering how late I went to bed.
Carys, are the badges available for purchase?
Ohhmmms to all who need them, especially Auds who must be sooo disappointed.
AliB I was so sure that it was Gemma Jones, but I'm not trawling the web anymore so lets hope someone finds out who the mystery woman is and posts here for us!
Off to make pancakes as I seem to be feeding the 5000 tonight. Safe journeys AT going loppies

Happy Loppy here today... my ticket for Oct 18th arrived in the post this morning, much nicer than all those nasty bills! Will have to find somewhere safe to keep it.

Ali - sorry but its definitely not Gemma Jones! I just had another look to check and Gemma Jones is much prettier!

Oh well, we may have to accept that we will never know! I bet one day we will be watching the TV and suddenly point at the screen and go 'its that bl***y woman!!'

OK, I don't expect anyone to post in the next hour but afterwards please can you let us know what AT was like!! Thanks!!

Hi Ali B - looks like its just us here, isn't it quiet and lonely, was begining to think something was wrong with my connection when I couldn't see any new posts. Bet they're all having a lovelee time!

Hi Karen2!! Yes, its just us!! Its like the Marie Celeste again!! Just been on the forum and apparently Lee is going to be on AT any minute now!! Its quite tortuous being at work and not being able to see it!!

Hi Ali and Karen,

Watching the show and Lee has just sung 'Make it with You' thud! At said he will talk to Lee later.... The Loppies sound in good form too!

I'm still here being Cinders again. I've been checking out some of the photos posted on LMAS. There is a recent set with hat where the eye lash action is to die for. It looks like he has falses on. Swoon.

Do some people post on the Forum there just to upset others? They can be so serious. I trust we will still be wearing ears at the Tearfest etc?

I have a terrible feeling I'm going to get home and find my video hasn't worked. Just to think they will be there with the GO now. Boohoo.

Tell me about it! I
have some figures I'm supposed to be working on and I just can't concentrate at all.
I keep imagining AT's face when he brings Lee on, I doubt any of his previous guests will have got the reaction a bunch of loppies can give, (sorry - it's a giggle of loppies isn't it!)

Have just been watching AT - and ditto Suex -thud!

Alison, if your recorder doesn't work give me a shout. I've got it recording

Ohboyohboyohboy!! How gorgeous was that! Is it me or is his voice even richer now than it was a year ago? And how much more relaxed is he? Couldn't help but giggle at the thoughts of Eva's reaction to him singing 'her' song!

HE SANG!! Oh I wasn't expecting that! I can't wait to get home and watch it! Can't wait for the reports later!!

Oh dear oh dear they are all going to be in 7th heaven. I hope I can go home and watch it. Thanks for the offer of your recording Jane E but I sooo want to get home and watch it straight away. Fingers crossed I haven't messed up. Has the Rat been on yet?

Oh yes, he sang - so beautifully (sigh). The AT interviewed him, and the audience cheering away. Anyone would think he'd got a load of fans there!

Let me know if you need the back up plan Alison.

Lucky me has a straight to DVD recorder so if anyone missed it or their recording failed you know what to do. I'm just going to watch it again and again....

Alison - I know what you mean - I want to go home too! I have also just found out that I am in for a horrendously busy time at work for the rest of the week - I just want to get out of here! I think Roland 'Hey Rat Fans!' Rat is on the second show they are recording now for broadcast tomorrow. So at least we escape that (but thats not much consolation!)

Thank God for people like you JaneE and Carys! I dutifully set video and just sat down to watch AT. Lee sang (gorgeous) and I fast forwarded to the interview, so far so good, then just as the loppies groaned at the idea of Lee wearing the phantom mask to cover his beautiful face the d**n tape ended *&%$£"*&^@#!
I am SO annoyed with myself

Hi Ali - if you want it on video drop me an e-mail. You might need to go through stageloppies. Afraid I can't do DVDs - I'm not as well equiped as Carys!

Oh my word! How good was that performance of MIWY? What must it have been like being there? (We'll find out I'm sure.) How will Roland Rat beat that?

For those of us left out loppies who haven't seen it yet, there's a huge vat on standby - I'm that large puddle at the bottom of it (and I haven't got up to the interview yet!).

Need to make pancakes for dollops - savoury ones with cheese sauce and ham, sweet ones with ice cream and maple syrup.

Fiona, I only saw the chat and missed MIWY through picking up from school. Do I take it a bucket's not big enough??? Can't get onto the TV at present to watch the recording as Dollop is busy doing karaoke High School Musical, our birthday present to her! So why did I suggest she played with it now???

Wow! Just watched Lee on AT! He was absolutely stunning in every way. He looked really beautiful – hair the perfect length and doesn’t he look well now in comparison with before he was ill as he really did look tired then at times.

MIWY is a perfect song to sing live as well, very intimate!!! And lovely with just the guitar. I thought he seemed very slightly nervous to begin with but then totally relaxed and didn’t it show off his beautifully warm voice. OOH! He was obviously really thrilled with everyone being there and the reception he got and I thought the girls made a perfect audience, and all the other guests and Alan seemed to appreciate the reception they all received. Lee fans are polite and encouraging to everyone (even if it was slightly boring!!) but of course the huge reception was for Lee!! I think I was grinning for the whole programme in anticipation as they really built him up.

I must say that Alan is actually a really good interviewer as he gives them time to answer as I thought as well as with Lee he was very good with Timothy West who seems to have got a bit doddery and he very gently helped him out a few times.

Loved the design of the badge Carys. Inspired!

Think I will have to go and watch again! Hope my recorder has worked.

I MISSED HIM! I MISSED HIM! I MISSED ROLAND RAT!! Er, sorry no I mean I missed HIM - THE GO!

My poor old dad was rushed into hospital late last night so I was up all last night and out most of today and, mind on other things obviously, didn't set the recorder. Still, priorites right my dad's okay and back home so I'll forgive him and I expect some kind person will put AT on YouTube! (Please, some kind person,whoever you are!!)

He sang MIWY - OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen - don't panic, woman! (Oh and you're poor Dad - lots of Ohmmms!!)

Helen W - I agree, just a tiny bit of nerves right at the begining and then - heaven!

Jackie, the bucket deffinately isn't big enough!!!

OMG Jane E, you're right. Just managed to wrest use of the tv from Dollop and watched MIWY. The bucket's just not big enough. That's one of my favourite tracks anyway and he sang so beautifully.

But nearly had a disaster. Elder Scollop was cooking another pancake and only realised after MIWY that he had left the pan on the heat and it was busy burning away!! Fortunately got there in the nick of time, before we had a fire... Just what the GO does to us poor Loppies, he has no idea!

Hello, hello!! Just back and doing a quick post before eating and rehearsal!! The GO was just gorgeous - oh don't want to rub it in but when he sang it was to die for! Oh it was total heaven! Had a fantastic time - and the second programme is for Friday and final guests Greg and Christina so guess what? They played the video clip of them dancing to Any Dream Will Do!! OK off to feed Ploppy and then rehearsal - doubtless by the time I am back you will have the whole story from the others!! Lovely to meet Vali too, and a lovely young lady called Katie!

Just back from a rewatch – fast forwarding through the other bits – heaven!!

Karen, what a difficult time you have had but glad to hear that your Dad is back home, and glad to hear that you didn’t have to call out the fire brigade, Jackie, but GO is rather distracting isn’t he?!

On the rewatch I have to say that everything was perfect even the purple lighting behind GO while singing – so his colour! And I loved the way he sat forward while being interviewed, he is just so full of Energy with a capital E. Was his jacket the Maria jacket? Yum! You have to look gorgeous to be able to wear that!

He so loved the enthusiastic support that it does worry me that his web site doesn’t keep us informed of what is going on as it was the AT programme that contacted Donna wasn’t it? As well as keeping fans informed the support is what he needs and values so how can fans do that if not notified?

I am so looking forward to hearing all the reports of the day. I wonder if they were able to speak to him?

I think I just wrote the last word in my essay. Going to leave it a few hours, give it a re-read and mail the rotten thing -- I'm so sick of it! Dollop got a new job today so is taking care of dinner -- woohoo!

Karen, so sorry to hear about your dad. I do hope he's OK. Lots of ohhmms headed to him.

Got a text from Eva -- my mobile is now sticky from the drool!

OK, going to go have dinner & if I can stand looking at the computer again, may try to bash out another chapter.

PS: Have to say it again -- doesn't he just get better every time you see him!

Karen - don't panic, woman! (Oh and you're poor Dad - lots of Ohmmms!!)

Helen W - I agree, just a tiny bit of nerves right at the begining and then - heaven!

Jackie, the bucket deffinately isn't big enough!!!

Don't know what happened there!

Graphics Dept seems to have gone insane!

Thanks for the good wishes guys!

Jane - seems like the Graphics Dept is still all of a dither from illustrating last nights chapter!!

OMG! MEGATHUD. Just seen him on AT over on LMAS (sorry forgotten how to do links but you know where to find Him).

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I just picked myself up from the ground.I have been watching the AT show on LMAS.
The GO singing and chatting!!! What a nice thing to come home too.

Karen, glad to hear that you father is all right.
Diana still can't decide what photo to go for. It probably will take me all weekend to decide.

Chapter Fifteen

He awoke at the campsite and for a moment thought the entire experience was a dream. But the sunburn on his nose and shoulders and the absence of Foot-Tapper told him his time in the desert had really happened. All the other knights were sitting up looking disoriented. Boyz had a torn shirt and a black eye, Charming was shaking uncontrollably, and Weepsalot was sobbing loudly on his nana’s shoulder.
“Up you get, boys,” Sir William the Gentle said. “We’ve got a surprise for you.”
“I think I know what he can do with his surprises,” Sir Dental-floss said. He’d lost a front tooth and looked very self-conscious about it.
“What happened to you, Den?” Lee asked gently.
“Don’t ask – I can’t talk about it!” Dental-floss replied. “I just barely made it out of there alive.”
“What about you, Boyz?”
Sir Boyz shivered then straightened his shoulders and told his tale. “I was coming up the Strand and there was a crowd of women. They were screaming my name. At first I thought they were just well-wishers, but then they turned into a mob. They surrounded me and I couldn’t breathe. They were all demanding things of me, but I couldn’t understand what they wanted. Like Den, I just made it out with my life. They even tore my shirt!”
“I’m sorry,” Lee said.
“It was my best shirt!” Boyz wailed. “I liked how soft it was, and the lavender colour. Now it’s ruined.”
Despite himself, Sir Lee smiled. He put his hand on Boyz’ shoulder and said, “Maybe one of the loppies will fix it for you.”
Boyz brightened. “Yeah, maybe.”
“What about you, Charming?” Lee asked.
The young knight shook his head. “I was being asked questions and didn’t know the answers. I was supposed to give a speech or something, and I kept forgetting the words. Don’t laugh – it was really frightening.”
“What about you, Lee?” Boyz asked.
Briefly, Lee related what had happened to him in the desert and the meeting of Lady Jane in the temple.
“Wait a minute,” Dental-floss said. “We’re being hunted through the streets, forced to give speeches without any preparation, and—and so on, and you get a massage from a beautiful loppy! It isn’t fair!”
Lee flushed. “It doesn’t sound fair, I agree. But it isn’t like I asked for it.”
“I’m sure you deserved it,” Charming said, generously. “After all, you do have a wonderful physique. No wonder she wanted to give you a massage.”
“Well, my philosophy has always been – when you’re alone, work on your body for life.”
“Gosh,” said Boyz. “You’re so wise.”
“It’s very quiet back there,” Den said, nodding at Weepsalot and his nana. For once they weren’t speaking. Weepsalot squeeked along on his sandals and nana clattered with the helmet still in place on her rear. Whatever had happened had resulted in some foliage being attached to the horns of the helmet and they trailed along behind the old woman, occasionally tripping her up. Now and then she was heard to mutter something about dratted Vikings.
“We’re going back to the castle,” Lee said, recognising the road.
“That’s right,” Sir Jack-wow (the third) said. “It’s just around this next bend. The Wise Wizard Webber and Gray’mm will be there.”
“For another challenge?” Boyz asked.
“For a masked ball. Ah, I see our welcome has been prepared.”
On the steps of the castle stood the pink-haired loppy Sir Lee had met before. She wore a pink gown and fanned herself briskly with a small rose-coloured fan (with the words ‘Lee’s fan’ on the side). She came to meet them.
“Hello, Strawberry,” Lee said, kissing her cheek. “It’s lovely to see you again.”
“The pleasure is entirely mine,” she said, blushing.
“What’s that you’re humming?”
“Oh, a little song called, ‘Make it With You’. I seem to have it in my head. Well now, we’ve got seven knights left. It’s enough to leave you weak! Time for you to change into your costumes, then come to the banqueting hall for the masque. This will be fun!”

OOh looks like I might be next in. First and foremost Karen Ohhhmmms for your Dadand I hope he is ok.
Well what a great day, got to TV centre about 12.30ish and saw Diana waving madly so joined her, there was a queue but it just got longer and then more of us turned up, until the giggle was complete!My friend being unable to go meant we were able to do Katie a favour and give her a priority ticket, so some good from bad. A lovely guy then came out and wristbanded us so we were able to go to anearby Starbucks for coffee, (unfortunateley no bar nearby!) Then back to wait for security etc. We were allowed into the studio at about 2.45 and allwere on the second row of the gantry. Then two of our number were suddenly removed... no right down to the second row on the studio floor, weren't you Strawberry and Christmas!!
The warmup guy (very funny) explained about applause etc and asked to keep quite if we saw Lee off stage as it would interfere with the show. Then off we go loads of cheering for AT and well you see that bit, but we could then see HIM and weren't we good not, a peep. As I'm sure you could tell every time his name was mentioned huge cheers. Well then IWTMIWY!!!! Buckets just don't come big enough, he was fantastic fantastic fantastic. So great to see him sing something other than Joseph. Then the interview as you saw was good, he is so much more confident these days and really was given time to answer, as you saw. But the best thing is how genuinely pleased he seemed to see us all. When the show was over he came forward and waved to us all and smiled and.. thud. He really did look fit and happy and well.
Can recommend these shows to go and watch as we had great fun. The staff were all lovely and very well organised lets not mention the contrast with WJMM!! The second show is on Friday and Ruthie Henshall was on as well and sang a song from a new musical she is in. She has a beautiful voice, and of course the highlight....the RAT, what can I say!
Sorry if this rambles a bit, oh and Eva sends her love and should be back with us tomorrow afternoon/evening. I'm sure others will do this better, but wanted to let you know the rough outline!
Floats off on a pink cloud.......

OK I'm home, all tribe fed. Dog not walked yet. I'll do it after a quick review.
I met up with Claire (from Forum) on the tube. I'm not sure she recognised me as I was in disguise, just in case there were audience shots taken. I decided not to wear the burka, just had my hair down, has similar effect. We got there about 12, Diana just in front. Maybe 20 people then Roro (I think) first in the queue with bottles of 'fizzy pop'.
Had some lovely chat with people I'd never met before. Then Shirley, Carol, Shirley2, Carolyn and others came. Then Eva and her friend Shirley (lovely green coat for Geri). The time went quickly, wrist bands given out, we went to coffee shop, then back. Another wait, more chatting. Then inside and more waiting, had a chat with a woman who had seen Cliffy in his pink suit and pointy shoe phase, when I was about 6. Then the studio and the warm up man, who told us not to make a sound when we saw GO as we had to wait until he was introduced. GO came in to the left and a ripple went around and everyone was looking at him. No idea what AT was doing at the time. Then the song, well, my favourite, I nearly melted off my chair. I must see it again. (I posted link without watching it.) Then other stuff. Interview, unfortunately this was to the right of the stage and behind the head of the woman in front, very big hair. I did manage to bend around to see most of it. He looked so .......... please insert, can not think of words to describe. As for jacket, dark, wasn't really looking at clothing. He was just lovely.

Goody gumdrops another fantastic chapter, thanks Geri perfect end to a perfect day!

Wow Pauline 2 and Jo4!! How fantastic! But, come on girls, more about the rat please!! (Sorry joking!!)

Aw Geri lovely chapter, thanks me dear - and Strawberry got a kiss - ahhh!

Geri - superb as ever. Looking forward to the masked ball. Wouldn't usually want Sir Lee's face masked but can imagine he would look sexy and mysterious!!! And those eyes!!

Great reviews Pauline2 & Jo4 - soundds like it was amazing!

OMG What a day! Lovely to meet up with old friends and new, specially Vali and Katie who we picked up on the way from Paddington to White City!
We got to WC about 12.30, queue not too long, we(Shirley and her group, Shirley 2, Carol, Vali, Diana and Dutch friend Anne Marie(?) and self) did a bit of queue barging and joined Pauline, Jo, Claire and friend! Later Eva with Shirley no. 3 arrived.
A very nice man gave us red, priority wrist bands and then we went off for a coffee.
We were let through the gates at about 2pm and after another wait inside we were allowed in numerical order into the studio at 2.45.
Just before the show started Shirley and Carol were escorted down to the VIP section at the front by another very very nice young man who they'd been having a bit of a flirt with while in the queue!

There were lots of interesting guests on the programme whom I'm sure you will have seen by now but at last our boy appeared, he was beautifully arranged on a stool with a guitarist accompanying him. His voice was just glorious, it was heaven to hear him sing MIWY on his own with just the guitar, you will have heard him by now I expect, his voice was like caramel, rich and beautiful, really stunning.

Later on he talked to AT who turned out to be a good interviewer and an all round good egg.
We gave Lee lots of support and he looked as if he was enjoying himself, grinning at us happily.

Once the main event was over we had a break of 20 min.s or so during which we were given a drink, orange juice, nothing for the Lushloppies, and then we watched what will be Friday's show with Carol Smilie, Ruth Henshall singing a song from the new musical Margueritte, Greg Rusedski and others.

It was a great day, somehow I lost everyone on the way out and was unable to say 'Goodbye'
So thanks to everyone for making it all such fun, and particularly to Shirley for including me in her group.

Lovely review Maeve - though I can't possibly believe that Shirley or Carol would flirt!

Well - perhaps a little!

I'd love to stay up and wait for the rest, but I'm going to have an early night.

Good night all!

Another safely home Loppy. Tired but happy Loppy. Had a lovely day. Met up with Vali on the train - waves - hi Vali and lovely to meet you at last. As usual not a thing to say to each other - as if. Then met up with Carol and Maeve at Paddington and then Shirley and finally Carolyn. We were joined by Katie on the tube who heard our excited chatter about Lee so she joined us for the rest of the journey.

As the others have said we all met up and had a lovely time gossiping and waiting around. The guy who did all the armbands was a real sweetie and very helpful. You might be interested to know Geri, and he said they had real trouble with the Cliff fans who were uncontrolable. Had a coffee and nibble and when we came back there was a much longer queue so we ambled up to the front and asked the chap if we had to go back to the end - certainly not you were here before this xxxxxx lot. Fair enough. Anyway once we were though security we were lined up in the numbers that were on our wristbands. And then we had to wait again. Oh and ladies as we went from security to that queue we walked past - wait for it - THE TARDIS. Yes we really did.

Anyway there we are stood waiting and chatting and I started chatting to this lad who was making sure everything was OK. Ever so nice he was, we ended up talking about JB and Torchwood, and how he found it too raunchy to sit and watch with his mum. He told me he had seen Lee rehersing so we knew he was singing and we knew he would have a single accoustic guitar player for accompliment.

So when we went into the studio I was the first person in the second row of the ramped area, right behind Roro, who had been queueing since 9.30 - now that really is dedication. I had not even left home by then. Carol was next to me and we are all gossiping and getting excited, when this young man comes rushing up the steps looking for 'the pink haired lady' Right in front of the stage they had three rows of those stacking chairs, where people who could not climb the steps had been seated, and they had 2 spare seats right at the aisle of the second row. I was quite embarrassed cause Ro had been there so much earlier than us, so I said she should have first refusal, but she did not want to go, so Carol and I needed no further encouragement. He explained to us where Lee would be sitting to sing, and it really was very close - so were we lucky or what????

It was interesting the way they altered the set all the time. Even to the extent of chaging the rugs each time. We were told not to applaud until Lee was introduced so we didnt. But if you cant hear the shared sharp intake of breath when he walked on stage they must have turned the mikes off. And there we all were trying to be polite to AT and whoever it was he was talking to, but of course heads just insisted on turning left to where Lee was sitting like a load of weathervanes in the wind.

Then Lee sang. And we melted. And melted. And melted. OMG. And because the big close up cameras were back and for in the aisle beside me the GO was looking towards where we were sitting lots of the time. His voice was lovely. That voice is made to sing love songs. MELT. Anyway he finished we cheered and cheered. And he seemed thrilled to bits to have such a good reception. They off he went. Saw him thanking his guitarist as they went their separate ways. We guessed that he was going to be interviewed because he was directed to the back of the set - I guess he must have had to wait there about 15 minutes not sure - and also not sure what happened in between Brain not functioning. And then Lee was introduced again. And out he walked - huge cheers again and big smiles in return. I actually could not hear everything Lee was saying to Alan. He was chatting in a natural speaking voice, and I am a bit Mutt and Jeff could not hear it all. But I am sure you will have seen it by now, and as soon as I have finished this that is exactly what I am going to do. But I did clearly hear that he is cowriting songs for his next album. Now that really will be interesting. To see what sort of music Lee writes. But after the interview AT wound up the show and we all applauded until the credits had finished rolling. Lee and AT came out onto the centre of the stage and Alan thanked Lee and we all hollered and clapped some more, big smiled and waves and then he was gone.

The interval between the shows was fun with the warm up guy getting people to do extremely stupid things. To much merriment. At some point I know we were all joking with AT about DoI and Strictly and he asked would we all vote for him and we shouted yes, and then the warm up guy asked would we still vote for AT if he was neck and neck with Lee Mead - and we all shouted back NO. All very good natured indeed. I think they all enjoyed having an enthusiastic audience in, but who were well behaved.

And then out - the usual chaos of not managing to see everyone to say goodbye. At one stage several of us were at one side of a very busy road shouting across to Eva to say goodbye - she and her friend Shirley were going to taxi and some of us by tube - so off we all went in our different directions.

Another lovely Loppy and Lee filled day. Thanks all, enjoyed your company lots, and enjoyed seeing Lee as Lee majorly.

Geri, thanks for the tale. I am having a rough week so far. Bad news from my specialist yesterday, not serious (at the moment) but very annoying. I am not allowed alcohol or caffine anyway but now chocolate has been added to the list as well as a 'low fat diet with no fried food', a cruel thing to say the day before pancake day.
Today was just one of those days at work. Everyone seemed to go out of their way to do something stupid.
Ah well, as long as I didn't mess up, I have something to watch on the dvd player tonight. I don't have to hide being a loppy at home as the only other person in the flat is my mother. I have the privilige of being a dollop as will as a loppy. This gives me a good excuse to splash out on seat in row c of the stalls for a second visit to Joseph, mother is 80 and nearly blind after 2 eye operations and now cataracts in both eyes.

Oh GERI - STAWBERRY GOT A KISS!!!! Wowzzer
Wowzzer Wowzzer. Loving it Geri. And I get to have a pink fan - Oh thank you Geri. MMWWAAHH.

JaneE I am going to have to have words with you. Carol and I do not flirt. Not much anyway. Well maybe just a little. I concede that maybe I flirted with the conductor, but I dont think I was today.

Now I am so tired, that I am going to bed early. Good night all. Sleep tight and have Sweet Meads.

Glad you all enjoyed the TV recording ladies. Pen, if that DVD player fails you, the entire lovely experience is already on YouTube (thanks, Kaz). Hope tonight's chapter cheered you up a little.

Shirley -- unruly Cliff fans? Surely not!

Dollop & I watched Lee sing All I Ask Of You (again) last night and she said, You know, I believe Lee when he says that, and you know he'd keep you safe. Aw...

Thanks for the lovely reviews everyone! I have just watched the show and it was fantastic! Lee looked absolutely gorgeous and chuffed with the fantastic reception he got! There were so many beautiful smiles and my fave bit was when they were talking about phantom and he covered up his face and the audience started to protest and this made him really laugh!! GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GORGEOUS!!

Thanks for the reviews folks, doesn't make up for not being there, but it helps a lot.

My sky+ failed me, something to do with the general chaos in this new house, I think the CO must be lurking!! I will email you Carys.

Need an early night, start back at another of my jobs tomorrow, I almost preferred sitting with my feet up, but now they are completely better.

Nite nite all.

Geri, where are my manners? thank you for yet another great chapter.

Just arrived home from Dance class.
I would just like to say thank you to you all for making me feel so welcome, (I really was quite nervous about going )it was lovely to meet old and new friends.

I am not going to a review very tired now, but a funny thing happened when the show had finished, the warm up guy Andy, asked our crowd if we had enjoyed the show, and I said seeing Greg Rudeski was a bonus(I am a big tennis fan)
and he handed me a bottle of white wine, a nice memory of my day. Carol and I did try to find some straws so we could drink it on the Underground on the way home

Right, dog walked, photos emailed to Maggie/Martin, washing up done, Kaz's vids watched and downloaded now just recycling to do.
Geri-Lovely chapter again.
I would like to add that I tried to stand up for Cliff fans when I heard the very very nice young man say they pushed and shoved. I said not all some, like Eva and me were very well behaved.
I was asked questions today I had to give a lot of thought to. Who do I love best? I answered by saying if you are a mum you can love your children and partner at the same time, in different ways. That seemed to be accepted as a satisfactory answer. The follow up was, if there was a concert on the same day at the same time which one would you go to. This was more difficult, I reasoned, I've been to see one lots of times. The other I've never seen in concert (I know I have seen him several times, but not in concert) so it would be the young wippersnapper I'd go to see in concert.
When the pics go up on Martin's pages can someone put a name to the lady in the group photo next to Katie (who was lovely and going to see the show tonight).
Sue good wishes to you for tomorrow and Pen, hope the new regime works for you.
Now the recycling calls, so Nightlee night all.

Fantastic reviews - thanks all.

Have only managed to watch the beginning of the interview but, once again, Lee showed how well-mannered and down-to-earth he is by firstly saying hello to you lot of lucky loppies and then thanking Alan for having him on his show! You can't help but melt! Particularly when so many so-called "celebrities" these days think the world owes them something just because they've had some tv exposure. It's so refreshing to see someone with real talent and charisma and so modest with it. (Sorry, I'm beginning to sound all motherly!!)

Anyway, it sounds like you all had a lot of fun today - I think I spied you Shirley and Carol at the front.

Geri - you star! I shall read the latest chapter in the morning. The rest of it has kept me entertained whilst at swimming lessons.

More Ohmmmmmmms for all those in need. Night!

Hi everyone glad to see the AT Loppies made it home safely! Just going to watch the replay......well I want to relive the moment! Karen sorry to hear about your Dad, but hopefully now he is home thinks should be ok?? Geri - I just want to know what happened with Sir Weepsalot that Nana is trailing foliage!! Oh well been a long day, so Sweet Meads all - wonder what I'll be dreaming of (big sigh).

Wow, Jo4, what a tough question. Like you, I've seen His Cliffiness several times in concert; I've only seen Lee twice, both times in Joseph so never as 'himself'. I suppose if I had to pick which one I'd go to it would depend on if there was something really special about it -- Cliff's farewell tour, well, how could I miss that? But otherwise, the new King of my Heart would reign. Am I a traitor to the cause?

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have just finished playing catchup from late last nights posts. Before I wallow is self pity, Geri - thanks so much for such a marvelous tale - got to read two chapters for the price of one. Carys, lovin those badges. Jo4 - thanks for the links to today's show.
And thanks one and all for the reviews of the show.
Now, back to wallowing. Tortuous.. Tortuous I say!!! I had to take my watch off today - I could hardly bear to go through the "oh, it's such and such a time, they'll be doing this" and "now it's show time and I wonder where they'll be sitting" I can't even think of what I missed now without coming over all nauseous. HE SANG MY SONG!!!!! (OK and a couple of other Loppy's song - but it's me me me me right now) I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE!!! Aaaaarghhhhhhhhh
and he looked TO DIE FOR - perfect in every minuscule way!!! THOSE CURLS... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. SOB SOB SOB SOB..
***snap****
did you hear that?
That's the sound of my broken heart.

Just watched the show through, if you look at the first chat about the news etc. you see the back of audience heads. Lady with glasses on top of her head.. hello Carol! lady to her left Shirley! Fame at last!
Obviously I saw the GO closer, sigh..... sorry concentrate, but I think the guitar tends to drown his voice a bit more than it did live. These sound people!! Still absolute thuderooni stuff though. Isn't he just so lovely? Floats away on pink fluffy cloud.......
Night night, sigh.

Evening ladies. What a day!!! Marianne & I got to White City about 11.15 so went for a coffee (and to use the loo!) before joining the queue. We were first of our lot but Jo4 & Claire arrived soon after. The waiting time went quite quickly as our group grew. It was lovely to meet you, Vali.

I don't think I can add much to what's already been said - my brain is still mush! Except that as there were two empty seats between me and the end of the row (where Shirley & Carol first sat), I had an excellent view of Lee as he waited to come on. Mar spotted him first - it was very difficult not to stare and I think he realised some of us had clocked him. Lee hung around at the side for a couple of mins, vanished for a while and then reappeared I guess five mins before he went on. I don't remember much about the show at this point! However, Lee was obviously watching and listening to the show and joined in the applause (for Timothy West I think). And then he went on ......

After the first show finished, Lee spoke to a couple of people at the side, hugged (kissed?) a girl (lucky thing) and then a young girl came up to him with (I assumed) her father and he spoke to her briefly, and then he left.

When we got home I checked the video had recorded (phew!) but haven't had time to watch so I've still got that treat in store.

Back to work tomorrow (and there's a pile of it ugh) but in the evening we're going to a certain rather popular venue in the Strand. I don't think I'm going to get much sleep tonight!

Geri, thanks for the wonderful new chapter.

Oh the one annoying thing that happened - my PC was supposed to be returned before 10.00 am but no sight of it by time we had to leave. When we got home found a note - they tried to deliver it - at 1.30 !! Grrrr

Sleep well.

Ah averysorryforherselfloppy hope you feel better soon. I've heard that chocolate can mend a broken heart. Go and listen to a cd or watch some videos, might help.
Really must go

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What a day indeed, it was a dream of a day. Met up with Shirley on the train (Hi to you too) and talked the loppie talk, about Lee mostly, so time passed really quickly until Paddington where we met up with our merry giggle of loppies Shirley, Maeve, Carol, Carolyn. Not down a rabbit hole, but down the UG we fled (as if late, for a very important date) and gained an extra one, Katie, as Shirley said, who heard our chatter of, not White Rabbit but Lee and the White City. Oh, it was so lovely to meet everyone for the first time, Diana, Eva, Shirley3, Jo4, Jill, Pauline, Claire. Auds and absent loppies were lamented. Lots of other loppies from LMAS (waves).Proudly arm-banded as Priority we sortied to the Coffee Shop. We were mostly in row 2 and 3 of the gantry and I was sat between Maeve and Marianne. Luckily two spare places were available on the floor for Carol and Shirley so loppiedom is represented for posterity. I got a nudge from Marianne, Lee alert at left. We had a mostly good view except I had to put myself ear to ear with Marianne a little (my new best friend) and the camera obscured Lee's face for me in the interview but I would rather watch the real curls than the pic on the monitor. His voice was rich and warm and fabulous, Youtube sound is not the same quality so I can't wait to watch the video. Lee waved and smiled at us all before he left. It was party time between shows and the guests were a fun surprise. The dispersal was a bit chaotic, we were ushered out very quickly so proper goodbyes were not said and it was back down the Rabbit hole,er UG and in a whirl I was back at Paddington. My day saverticket was for 7pm so Shirley and I parted after a fantastic day. So good to meet up and I hope to see everyone again soon.
Ohmmmmms indeed for those in need from me too. Off to my fluffy pink cloud as well.

Waving to Sue - got your email, your wish is my command! LOL badge mark 2 is now available to view - this is a personalised one but can be left plain if you prefer. I have found a website that sells do-it-yourself badge kits at quite a reasonable price and have sent off for a few to experiment with - need to go and buy more ink for my printer as well....this Lee hobby is not cheap! I will play around and if I manage to produce anything presentable you can twist my arm for them. Here it is
http://public.fotki.com/CarysSigs/lee/fan2.html

Poor Sorryforyourself -- I feel your pain. Like being told, Cinders, you CAN go to the ball...ah, no you can't! How frustrated you must have been all day. Ohhmms for you, too, as well as our usual assorted loppies, ploppies, sloppies, &c.

Thanks for the reviews, all, wow, you had a great time! I know I keep saying it, but I don't think I've ever heard / seen him better. Eva, have you recovered yet? Have any of you? I hope the Cool-It Company has bulk rates.

Carys, I wanted to say your badge design reminded me of something & it took all day for me to figure out what it was: the TV series The Prisoner. You remember the penny-farthing bicycle? Not sure what it is that's reminding me of that, but I have a weird brain. Shut up, Eva...

Ok, BHB, you are in good form today. Ah you got to see some of your friends yesterday and they were all happy to see you? Well, of course they were. Now, I'd like eggs Benedict with smoked salmon (don't do ham), and a mimosa -- just like I had at the Dublin-fest. My way of remembering being in the very excellent company of loppies. Besides, what's wrong with champers at this time o' morning...

Morning morning - I see The Bard has beaten me to it this morning, so breakfast is already on the go. I think I'll have some pancakes with crispy bacon and maple syrup - forgot to say look on the AT website for the recipe for Marmelade B&B pudding - AT said it tasted fantastic! OK will catch up from office later! Cool It Company - may I please have one in Emerald Green? Many thanks! Instant dispatch would be appreciated!

Wow ladies, thank you so much for those reviews - fantastic!

Pen it sounds like you need a big hug! Have a virtual one from me -

and you to sorryforherselfloppy - a very big hug!

Shirley, Carol - what? you weren't flirting??? That's letting the side down, that is!

Well BHB it sounds like the rat problem has cleared up - time for breakfast - any porridge today?

Good morning to all Loppies from this Loppy who has not even begun to stop smiling. Good morning BHB, you look happy this morning too. Lots of friends come to see you in your other job did they, how nice. Funny, lots of us were out yesterday too. And averysorryforherselfloppy we missed you loads. So sorry the real world came up and bit you.

No ladies, you wouldnt expect any less in the BeachCafe/Bistro - specials today include a marmalade bread and butter pudding that comes highly recommended (and yes AT really did get stuck in and eat the rest of his bowlfull in the ad break), and instead of the usual smoothies we have the Jordan fresh juice drink. Now that really did sound good. Even the queen of the LushLoppies herself admitted to fancying some but I bet she spices it up with a splash of gin (just for the juniper berries of course).

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One large super cooling system
Colour Pink (what else???)
Location - whereever I am
Timescale - IMMEDIATE - Just rewatched Lee on AT. O M G

Just a quick pop in before RL drags me away but just wanted to say a big thank you for the lovely reviews of yesterday. I know we had had the programme to watch but it is wonderful to get all the build up and background atmosphere. I just hope that there were no loppies left outside?

Ever since the end of ADWD I have felt impelled to know how GO was getting on and seeing him yesterday I feel I could burst with pride and joy that he looks so happy. I really feel he is a lovely human being and it really came across that it is a two way thing – he gives us pleasure but he so feeds off all the wonderful support you gave him, so all you lovely people that went yesterday can have the satisfaction that you are helping him. Brilliant! That recording is going to get a lot of playings!

Sorry Geri, with all the fun of AT I haven’t said thank you for the latest chapter. It just gets better and better. (Where’ve I heard that before!!)

Big Sigh - really need the cooling system urgently! Just watched the clips (no sound alas) and relived the moment. Apologies to everyone that couldn't be there (big hug for Auds) but it was a lovely day. Setting aside the GO (as if) it was really interesting to watch how they changed the set, dealt with people, whisked them on and off, lit two huge candelabra with real candles (10 seconds boys), didn't quite do it, slid offstage and then tiptoed back on to finish off whilst AT was interviewing on the other side of the set. Great to meet up with new people too, as well as already met friends! I have to confess that yes, the Jordan drink did sound lovely and I might even give it a go (with amendments of course) - recipe apparently on the AT show site!
Back to reality now - lots of catching up in the office today as out for virtually two days! Have two interviews today for new sec as well. Geri we though of you when we heard about the pushy Cliff fans! (as if!). Haven't yet listened to the GO singing on the show, but if it was anything less than absolutely fantastic they have done him a disservice - the voice was amazing - like being covered in chocolate caramel!

Morning all, this logging on early could turn into a habit with me! For some reason didn't sleep too well last night, serious overheating problem as well. Please CoolItCompany may I have one deluxe version system ? Multicoloured would be nice.
Poor verysorryforherselfloppy (why do I keep reading that as floppy?) hope you are feeling a bit better today, having been able to watch the video several times. In a perfect world we would all be there every time the GO makes an appearance.
Still liking the badge Carys, tell me about an expensive habit, now all my cash devoted to one thing!
Forgot to say last night what a pleasure it was to meet some more loppies, must have been thinking of other things, and as Vali said (hi Vali, waves) the end was the usual scramble of people disappearing in every direction, so sorry to anyone I didn't say goodbye to properly.
Hello BHB you are looking very happy this morning, oh you had a good day yesterday seeing a lot of people in London? Well I had a good day as well, let's exchange stories shall we? I'll just have some coffee then we can sit in this corner, of course there's enough room for us both if we just squeeze up a bit!!

I see it has been graciously conceded on the Forum that maybe I did not push much to get to the front of the throng last week. But the point is we did not push at all. Did not need to. The rail was clear as we walked out so we went there and immediately the security guy started keeping us in place while moving on those behind us. Not only that but he was working around moving the ropes and things and we were really in his way, but he still made sure we stayed where we were. And that really is what happened - we were talking about it right there in the throng - Could not believe our luck.

But that was the second time I had ended up there, and the first time we had no say at all in where we stood. It was the special birthday treat I had arranged back in September for my stepfather for his 80th. I had booked the full hospitality package, and after the show finishes you are taken back to the private room by the butler, and we were encouraged to stay there until the theatre had emptied. And we were literally the last people out of the theatre, escorted by the butler and the events organiser - lovely people all, and were sort of handed over to the security people who had kept that rail area free - presumably for us since that was where we were directed to stand. On that occassion a man pushed through from behind us and accosted Lee on the step. Had his arm around Lee's shoulders and neck before anyone could blink. Lee was a bit shaken and security hussled him away fast but they really had to pull him off Lee.

No way could that have happened last week we were packed in too tight to move. Which led me to wonder exactly how much luck was involved. Certainly the timing is relevant - the security people dont want anyone standing by any of the doors until fairly late on, but I think they are then deciding who they want on that rail end. It is the only place were you are at the same height as Lee, so where he is more vulnerable. What more obvious thing from the security teams point of view than to chose who you have standing there. And indeed at the front of the step too. They sometimes move people back and let more in front - and isnt it strange that those groups of screaming women never end up right at the front??? I think they are using those who they recognise and know will cause no trouble, and those who look like a safe bet to form a barrier between them and Lee. Please dont get me wrong, I dont think all those moved back or away are, or look like they could be difficult, - I think that being in the right place at the wrong time is a big factor too. Just that I dont think it is all down to luck. I think the crowds are being subtly but effectively managed - as they should be.

And on something entirely different, Gillian has been texting this morning to see how we enjoyed the AT show yesterday. She had forgotten to set her recorder and hopes that her scallop did it on her behalf. I have mentioned that just one or two of us seem to have managed to record it and will be happy to help out!!!!

Morning everyone, enjoyed reading all the reviews from yesterday, sounds dreamy.... I was glued to my TV and so wishing I could be there. Felt for you averysorryforherslfloppy (yes Pauline floppy pops out at me too!)hope you're feeling better today.
Geri, thanks fro the latest chapter.

Shirley, just to let you know I can't access my e-mail at the moment. Its the same problem I had last week, thought I had it sussed but now it won't open at all. Its telling me to check my cache and cookies before it can open.
Help! Any techies know how I can do this?

Oh Dear - am I the last to post re yesterday? RL intervened once I got home with pancakes to make etc and have only just got myself together after a LII night. Enjoyed yesterday tremendously meeting up with old friends and making some new ones. Rewatched the show and Lee is so much more relaxed now doing such programmes and the gorgeous smile much in evidence, he just lights up the whole room. Roll on the next time - what about Richard & Judy - he hasn't done that yet? Sorry didn't get to say goodbye, we were rushing to find the loos and once we emerged no-one else in sight!

Chosen people! I like that thought Shirley! that security guy knew what to look for hey! and yes, regardless of the accusations of pushing it realy did happen just like that. It was awful to read some of the comments on the forum, to be accused of pushing others out of the way was something I had to respond to. Not checked it out yet today but glad to hear there is some recognition that we didn't behave badly. I'll go have alook.

Jane, keep getting a picture of you giving THAT massage!!! must try to put it out of my head.

Hi All, so much to catch up on!!
haven't read all the posts/reviews yet as I could only get on the computer long enough last night to look at the youtube of GO on AT. Wasn't he just wonderful, he only gets better and better.
I think the time may be coming when we will have to invest in another laptop at home and dedicate it solely to Lopppy Use!
Will be going back over all the reviews with relish, who needs lunch? This may just be part of the LID I heard mentioned. And another chapter to read on the way home - thanks Geri.
Anyway - just wanted to say WELL DONE to the studio loppies for the fantastic vocal welcome you gave him - you did us proud!

Shirley and Suex I believe you. I got really upset by some of the things on the forum and I wasn't even with you. I've stood in that spot twice and never been told to move. I think it is a combination of luck and not appearing to be a pushy screamer. I was particularly upset about the abuse the ears got. Did you see someone actually said they were the wrong shape for loppy bunny ears! I really did feel like posting get a grip and a sense of humour but as I don't post there I kept out of it and just fumed quietly.

On a happier note my video worked yesterday. WOW WOW WOW. I loved his little face when he did the phantom mask and you all booed the idea. Glad you had a good time.

I thought that about the ears too Alison. And it is so funny that when they get evidence that they dont like they just discount it. They were all on and on about how Lee would not like them, but when Carol went on there and said that Lee had told her he liked the ears - oh well he was just being polite!! But there was no need for him to say anything to her at all. And he knows Carol is the original Loppy and would have said zip if he really didnt like them.

Glad your video worked Alison. I love that shot too oh and the smiles....melting just thinking about it. Actually, must be time to watch it again! I could get used to this w**king from home lark, suppose I should try to do a little something later!

Alison and Shirley - I posted on that thread and I did try and explain about the ears! Trust me it was very hard not to say to some of them 'get a life you miserable s*ds!' etc but you have to be very careful what you say on the forum now!

Funny isn't it how careful we've tried to be to be nice, but at times I felt I was being accused of stampeding small children to get near Lee. Ah well written word is hard, and I like to think I just misread it, definately had to bite my lip and not to say get a life. I thought least said the better.
One of the best bits I thought too Alison, believe me the cry of "noooo" in the studio was even louder and caused much amusement.

I forgot to add in my post above - that bit was my favourite bit too! The smile and laugh towards the audience is just gorgeous! I think we must try and think of some more superlatives to describe Lee - mega-fantastic or mind blowingly scrumptious for example!!

Afternoon Ladies
I have had 5 more photo's from Jo, (Ithink they are from AT) sorry it took so long but been VERY busy, they are now on the Loppie Ladies album.
Let me know if any errors as I done it in a rush.
http://picasaweb.google.com/thefatcontroller4

Shirley, never mind about the ears, what about MY SOCKS?????????????????

Still playing catch up but couldn't wait to finish reading as I've just seen the bit about the masked ball in Geri's story. I'm going to one on Saturday - my work 'do'!! This must be an omen.

Btw, I thought it was Gemma Jones too Ali, convinced of it. I could only remember her from a prog I used to watch when younger when she played an Nanny (?) or something in a period drama on Sunday nights I think.

Right, off to finish reading...

Debbie, I think you're referring to The Duchess of Duke Street? I have only seen YouTubed SB awards and it didn't look like Gemma Jones to me but need to watch video for better pic.

Carol, another Loppy here bogged down with w**k. This time yesterday .......

Just wanted to say it was lovely to meet up with so many loppies at the AT show. Shirley you were so lucky being taken to the second row like that (I was sitting in the row behind you before you were moved)

My eyes did keep straying to the left when GO was standing there watching some of the other parts of the show - didn't he look amazing and as everyone has said so well rested.

I couldn't post before this as my elderly mum had a fall this morning and I had to rush her to the doctors.

I can't remember who it was that said their video failed but I have the At show on Sky+ and can transfer it to DVD is needed.

Back from Madge walk and the school run and have finally caught up.

Hope your mum is ok now Deanna. I've been through all that sort of thing but thankfully my mum is now well looked after in a good Home. It was very stressful. Hope your Dad is well now too Karen.

I was starting to panic as I forgot (I know, I know) to record yesterdays prog but thanks to Jo4 I've now seen it. THANKYOU JO! I tried to enjoy it in full but youngest dollop kept sniggering over my shoulder. I should have waited until their bedtime but then ploppy would be sniggering instead. SOMETIMES THERE'S NO PEACE IN THIS HOUSE! All I ask is a little bit of ME time to watch, drool and faint over the GO. Do they really need dinner or clean clothes I ask?

OOH, he looked the most sickeningly droolable yet. Shame AT asked the same old questions but I suppose they can't ask much else until he's moved on to another role/cd. Thanks for all the insider info. Shirley, Carol and the rest - you could bring back that programme on TV, Wish You Were Here, except this time it would only refer to Lee Mead appearances! Sorryforyourself - I sympathise, I really do. Have you dragged yourself up from your pool of tears and seen the doc about your broken heart? There's no other remedy but to trot along to the Adelphi tout de suite and indulge yourself in the show.

Diana, how did you remember that? That's exactly the show I meant. If it isn't her I'll eat my pink fluffy stilettoed slippers.

Like the Loppy photos. Look like you're all having a rabbit of a time.


Geri - how weird , I am a huge fan of The Prisoner and know exactly what you mean though of course that design was not in red and black maybe it is having a subliminal effect on me. Deanna sorry to hear about your Mum hope she is OK. Does she need oooohmmmms? sending some anyway.

Diana - thanks for the link! How interesting! Just realised I am going to see Joseph on ALW birthday!! I wonder if they will do anything special?!! Hopefully Lee won't dash off afterwards for his party and not do the scrum!!

Afternoon all! Blimey, it's taken me over 2 hours to read and answer my e-mails and to read all that's happened on the blog in the few days I've been awy from the Net. Roll on the delivery of my laptop, so I don't have to do these marathon catch ups in the future.
Carys,- the badge design is wonderful, and suits us to a T. Let us know how the production goes.
Geri,-sorry about your mobile getting soggy by me reporting back after the show yesterday. I wasn't just drooling,- I was salivating! I have to admit to having had an Alzheimer Light moment, but I had forgotten about you asking me to wear something green for you. My Shirley (my friend) was wearing a green coat,- does that count? And yes, that lovely queue regulator (?) was making those commentd about the Cliff fans, and had a bit of an embarrased moment when I told him I was a Cliff fan too. He then reassured me that I was a lovely Cliff fan !!!
It was so nice to meet "new" faces, Jill, Vali, Kathie, and of course to see the old lot again.
I see the others have kept you in suspence and not done their job telling you about the real attraction of the AT show. I will rectify that at once: Let me introduce to you: ROLAND RAT !!!!!!!!!! It's what you have been waiting for, isn't it??????? No ?????
All right, I'll talk about Lee instead then. AT was talking to Timothy West when there was a quiet shiver going through the audience: Lee was spotted!!! But, being the good little Loppies that we are, not a shout was heard. Sorry, Tim boy, but you lost me at that moment. If you read this blog, I apologize. It was your bad luck to be interviewed at the same time as GO was standing where we could see him!!!!!! We didn't need to be told to applaud when Himself was introduced. It's a wonder all the spotlights in the ceiling were still in place after we'd stopped cheering!
Auds,- when he started to sing MIWY, I thought of you. It was maybe just as well you weren't there,- you would have fainted straight away!!! I was having palpitations and whatnots myself,- having feeling quite unbecoming a lady of my advanced years! The others have described the details so well, I won't bore you by repeating them. I just want to say that being so close to him, was almost unreal.
The journey home was as bad as the one coming up, with cancelled trains and having to do extra connections, with the result that we weren't home until after 8pm. My friend Shirley and I has decided to eat out afterwards, but when we finally alighted from the train, we were both so exhausted that a fish and chips dinner in front of the telly sounded much more appealing. We ended the evening in proper Loppy fashion, wathing Lee and his Joseph journey on DVD.
I couldn't settle to sleep, but as this is quite usual for me after seeing Lee live, I came prepeared, and was still reading at 2am. Next morning Shirley came downstairs bleary eyed and yawning at 8.30 am. She said she'd had the most unsettled night. She'd found herself humming ADWD at 2 o'clock in the morning. I just laughed, and diagnosed LII !!! She said:" Thank you Dr. Eva, and what medication do you recommend?" I put Lee Mead CD on, and calm was restored!
Geri,- the fairytale is getting better and better, and I'm green with jealousy. Lady Jane gets to massage Sir Lee beautiful body, and all my alter ego seems to be conserned about is Nana Jean's behind!!!!!!

Sign up everyone! ALW has a new mailing list just for details, including ticket arrangements, of the birthday celebrations - link here http://www.reallyuseful.com/rug/lists/?p=subscribe&id=1

Hello all, nice to hear how much fun everyone (except 'floppy') had yesterday. I admit, I had to watch him again before I went to bed. Anyway, finished my lit assignment & it's in the post; have the rest of the week off to do the psych paper. But today -- I'm taking off! Plan on indulgently writing a nice long chapter (if no one minds) since the braincells won't be distracted by other things. And speaking of the story, I have to tell you, Jane's been sending me pictures to go with each chapter and they're STUNNING! They are exactly what I had in mind. Only problem is coming up with situations that will challenge her -- just kidding, Jane!

Eva, how could you forget the green? One little thing I ask you -- tsk, tsk! Never mind, one must make allowances for age...

Eva, your story is almost as good as Geri's! I cannot imagine calm ever being restored in your house. Don't be jealous of Lady Jane - it is a most unnatractive trait and will only make her head bigger. (whispers, we'll get her back one day...).

Aw Geri! I'm blushing! Thank you for being so nice about those piccies! And I think I can speak for everyone when I say there wont be any ojections to a Looooonnnnggg chapter!

Eva - thank you for the Roland Rat update, and don't be jealous - Lady Jane didn't enjoy massaging Sir Lee one bit you know, (she lied)Diva got to dance with Sir Lee, remember? (and yes, I've done a picture of that - And one of Deb-rite, with appropriate footwear!)

Thanks for the links folks.

And Ohmmms for your Mum Deanna - hope she's feeling better soon.

Evening all - just back from a day-long meeting that was very heavy going and I am exhausted and in need of a very large drink - and Geri, do we mind a long chapter??????? - for me, after the day I've had the longer the better! Looking forward to it.

Phew - paid the price today for being out of the office for almost two whole days! Not only piles of work, but two interviews to do! Still did manage to get a massage into the day as well, so not all bad. However, it meant I couldn't come on the blog today, so will have to do a quick recap of what's happened! Glad you got back safely Aunty Eva! I was just too overcome by THE RAT to talk about him (she lied). Much preferred seeing Paddington in the first (Lee) show! Have downloaded the recipe for the b&b pud (it is slightly different to Mr Turner's instructions yesterday) and I think it will use up my whole saturated fat allowance for the year!! Oooo Geri, you mean a nice long, long chapter??? Goody!!! Have some "proper" typing to do later (and Torchwood to try and squeeze in!) so will be back later! Carys thanks for the info I'm just off to sign up! ....just think this time last week - oh yes I was thinking about mowing down young children, the disabled and any poor unsuspecting person who hadn't been to see the show before, sharpening my elbows to push everyone out of the way, and making sure I had my two foot high ears on!!! Grrr still making my blood boil!!

Evening all, well it must be punishment for a fab day yesterday, or just a bad day (yes I've had a bad day), Sloppy had setback and had to take her to doctors. Looks' like it's back to the surgeon, arghhhhh!
Deanna as you can tell I know what Sloppy problems are like so sending ohhhhmmmms for yours and really hope she is ok.
Karen I've joined you inthat very long drink!
Thanks for the link Carys, nice to think there might be more excitement soon.
Hope you are feeling better floppy, just thimk of goodies to come!!
Glad to see you home Eva, another one with LII, well the cure is worth it!
Carol thankyou for the laugh, you know we were really good yesterday, could have scored so many points!
Geri PLEASE a very long chapter, I need one and want one, PLEEEEEASE.

Btw more recent Gemma Jones is as Madame Pomfrey in the Harry Potter films, I don't think it is her, do you want ketchup on those slippers Debbie?

Got my drink and just caught up with today's events.

What is wrong with them on the forum these days - think I'll just stay here!

Deanna & Pauline2 - sorry to hear about your sloppies. Hope they're both okay. I was thinking the other day when my Dad was rushed to hospital how, not having any Dollops or Scollops I thought I'd got away with all those kind of worries but suddenly, I seem to be constantly worrying about one parent or the other. When do the roles get reversed - it just sort of creeps up on you doesn't it! Still, I suppose they've worried about me for the past 42 years (and, no dounbt, still do) so I guess it's my turn now!!

Eva - good to have you back although I was relying on you to review the Rat (okay I lie, sorry!!). So, you think Timothy West is a cloppy do you and reads this site - well it made me laugh but I guess it could be true!!

Thanks for the links ladies (oops sorry & Martin)!

Right off to get dinner, another drnk and settle down for the next chapter!!

Thanks for all the best wishes for my mum ladies, you are lovely.

Watched my recording of AT again and was amazed how much I missed because I kept sneaking looks at GO who watching some of it from left hand the side of the stage off-camera. He was laughing and clearly enjoying himself. It was nice to see him so relaxed. Interviews don't trouble him so much now it seems and he clearly appreciated the fact that some of the loppies were there.

Shirley - sorry we didn't have that long to chat, and to the other loppies I met. Won't it be lovely when so many of us meet up on 18th Oct, the noise of chattering will be tremendous.

Had a text from a loppy friend of mine who was at the matinee today. She was sitting in a coffe shop with her friend at 1pm minding her business and guess who sat down at the next table? He was with another guy so she just savoured the moment and of course didn't bother him.

The revolve broke down at the performance apparently. After a halt of 20mins, two guys came out dressed as the camel. From then on she said they just carried/pushed the scenery and props onto the stage and the show went on as usual. Seems it has a happend a number of times now.

Oh Pauline2 - sorry to hear about your Sloppy and Deanna too! Karen you are so right, it is a complete role reversal isn't it? Debbit come on, confess have you got the pink bunny slippers on? A propo TW on the AT show, the GO was very good as he looked at TW all the time he was talking (whilst perched on his stool looking absolutely gorgeous - that's the GO not TW) - his mum should be very proud of his manners. OK listened to the recording and I have to say it does him an injustice - he sounded much better "in the flesh" - sorry don't want to rub it in to those who couldn't go (kiss, kiss Auds), but it was a much more mellow velvety sound in the studio. Now coming onto the star of the show - Mr R Rat - he was very naughty and deviated from the script at one point (and was also a little rude!). I think we know which guest AT preferred!!! Off to feed a Ploppy now - well someone has to do it!

oh woops, meant to say just spoke to Sloppy and my uncle has been told that the cancer has not spread to his bones, but is in the area around the prostate. The consultants are meeting tomorrow and he was told he may have an op, but that on the plus side his good health and age will count for him, and everything should go ok. So, fingers crossed it all turns out to be fine in the long run!

oh dear - just realise I have re-christened Debbie (although you may prefer Debbit???), and left off the "s" from a propos! Tut! Tut!

Beat me to it Pauline2 - I'm sure that's not Gemma Jones too. Its sort of on the tip of my tongue who it is, so ketchup time it is.

Deanna lovely to meet you yesterday, and sorry today has counterbalanced the pleasure for both you and Pauline2 so promtly. Hope both your mums soon recover. And lots of OOOHHHMMSS for all those with poorly folks.

Carys, thanks for that link. Been and signed up. Was getting`cross about the age question, and then realised that Geri had solved that problem for me forever - so I put 27. Job done!!!

Geri - a long chapter - now let me think...... Can I cope with extra laughs, more clever references, yet more insults and indignities heaped upon Sir Weepsalot and his devoted Nana, yes, maybe, and I suppose I might just be able to cope with some more wonderful mental images that your words create for me of our Hero, Sir Lee. So on balance Geri, weighing up all the pros and cons - YES PLEASE!!!!!!

You may be pleased to hear that I finally got the order off for the rest of the tee shirts, but I am really miffed. A size that one of the Loppies wanted is no longer available in black - just white, so one lady cant have her THUD in black - how can they do that to us. I am going to check out my local M&S tomorrow to see if they have it there so fingers crossed. Because we are challenging their size range - ordered from 8 to 28 and including every size in between - they have advised it will take about 2 weeks for them to fill the order, so apologies for the delay. Suex - hoping you can see this even if your email system is still down - they will be coming to you direct.

Oh Shirley - how annoying - fingers crossed eh?

Pauline2 and Carol sounds like you both need some more Ohmmms (glad that it's not spread, Carol, that's one peice of good news!)

Carol, I am so glad to hear about your uncle.

Deanna I cannot begin to imagine how the cast are going to cope on 18 October!!! The house is going to be packed with Lee fans both excited and tearful. And given how much they feed off the energy they get back from the audience they are going to be completely manic. Hey Carol, we could wear our 3 foot high neon light flashing RABBIT ears. With our glam THUD teeshirts, our fan badges (please can I have a pink one Carys - as described by Geri in the last chapter), luminous pink socks - as modelled by Jill yesterday. Oh yes, we know how to do classy fans alright!!! Anyone want to add any other classy tributes?? I know, maybe we should wave some big banners or something???

Thanks Shirley and pleased that the prognosis for your uncle looks so much better Carol.

I agree- I think the cast will love the 18th they will get a really great send off. Lots of tears no doubt, I'll have to remember to pack lots of tissues.

I don't see what would be wrong with banners at the end of the meggamix, it would be great for Lee to see a mass of banners as he is raised on the cherrypicker.

I can't believe I'm doing this,- posting in the middle of The Bill!!!! Shows how my priorities have changed.
Debbie,- thank you for the compliment. I aim to please !
JaneE,- if you so dislike any bodily contact with Sir Lee (HA!)I'll take your place the next time Geri has something similar in mind for you. Maybe she will even make me beautiful!
Geri,- as an apology for forgetting your colour, a little pressie will be in the post tomorrow!
carol,- I'm so pleased to hear about your uncle. I hope his good luck holds out.
Pauline2 and Deanna,- Ooooooohhhhhhmmmmms for your poor ones.
Karen,- maybe Timothy isn't a Cloppy, but Prunella might be a Sloppy !

Awwwww thanks for the ohhhmmms guys. The worst part is feeling you've climbed a mountain only to find yourself at the bottom again!
Carol that seems positive news so here's hoping and will keep ohhhmmmming.
Now I hope as I look like being a LOL on the 18th somebody will be tastefully dressed for me! Pink is favourite but love blue as well! Liking the ears though still sound a bit small, might not totally obscure the view, T-shirts, check, banners, check. Maybe flashing wands, know I've seen them somewhere and would really be distracting!

Hey brilliant idea Pauline - and how about broomsticks complete with navigation lights??

Aw Eva - we know you're beautiful!!

Apologies for my review yesterday, missing out the details of RR interview. I think there will be a little editing needed, too rude for that time in the day.
Deanna and Pauline2 -I do hope your Sloppies are on the mend soon.
Debbie - I take no credit for posting links for the vids. I just put them on here as some people find it easier to use them than go on YouTube or LMAS to find them. We have to thank the Queen of the vids, Kaz. I have emailed her a few times to say how much they are appreciated.
Re the ears debate, I read it for myself last night. Then I had to calm down. AliB you did try, just seemed to bring out the knives. My view is to leave them to it. Shirley did explain, not really seen how that went, but I'll leave that thread alone. I was so cross at the end of w**k today, it'll probably push me over the edge.
Martin - Thanks for loading up my pictures. They were of AT waiting.
One bit of news I know some of you will be really (not) excited about, I have another pair of trousers!!! Jeans, M&S, from a charity shop £5, so more money for something else. Any suggestions?

Oooh yes yes Shirley, they would be fantastic. Maybe you could manage a cicuit of the theatre!
Jo4 you know how to live, if you didn't throw your money around, well just think how many times you could go to the show!
Torchwood time!

Hello
I’m back, thanks for all your wishes for Sloppy. Have not looked back yet, to see what you all have been up to .Came back Monday afternoon then work Monday and Tuesday night, no work until Friday night- thank goodness as I do need the rest.
Think I need Debbie to give her film style review of all that has been going on.
Have we got any new Loppies? If so HELLO and Welcome

Maggie-quick review; wait chatter chatter, wow wow, melting, ahhh, sweet,rush home.

YouTube doesn't like me today. The links from Jo4 are great, but they will only play in fits and starts, so I've given up.
I can verify that Jo4's got new trousers,- they are great! She christened them yesterday at the AT show (where else?). There is no limits to the things that lady will do for GO!
I've just checked that my Sky+ had worked properly yesterday. It did ! I checked the program twice to make sure (as you do.)

Eva-I was going to wear the new suede boots too but it forecast rain. Well done with the Sky+. Can you download the vids and then play them from the saved file. I use realplayer (updated version, still free) and a tab comes up when put the cursor on the vid to allow me to download. Much easier than the old way of downloading from YT in a flv file.

Chapter Sixteen

Strawberry led him up the winding staircase to the little round room at the top of the tower. The sun streamed merrily through the diamond-paned windows and lay in a thin haze over the valley below dappling the hills and fields with golden light, and sparkling in the lake waters.
“This is my favourite room,” Strawberry confessed. “It has such a lovely view and it’s far enough away from the hustle and bustle to be peaceful. I selected it just for you.”
“It’s charming,” Sir Lee said. “Thank you. I’m sure I don’t deserve it.”
“I’m quite sure you do.” She ruffled his curls and he flushed. “Your costume for the masquerade is hanging in the cupboard. You have an hour so you have plenty of time to change. Is there anything you need before I go?”
“No, thank you, you’ve been wonderful.”
It was her turn to flush. “Well, I must dash,” she said, flustered. “Lot’s to do with this party. It’s Dot’s birthday, you know, so it’ll be very special. The Fisher Queen will be coming, and a lot of other celebrities from the wizard and elvish worlds, so I must get cracking. See you later, dear.”
“Thanks, darling,” he said. “See you later.”

An hour later he made his way downstairs feeling a bit conspicuous in his costume. The soft white tunic was in the Grecian style and barely skimmed his thighs; it was open at the front and exposed the well-defined muscles of his chest. His sturdy legs were bare apart from the straps of the leather sandals that criss-crossed to the knee. As he studied his reflection, he was tempted to do a twirl, but he decided modesty forbade such a gesture, so he picked up the sun-shaped mask of solid gold and slipped it into place. It covered his face from forehead to just above his mouth and he reflected that, in a way, it was quite exciting to walk into the midst of a crowded room, filled with people he knew, and be a stranger among them. Of course, they would be strangers to him too. Almost like people who knew each other intimately from written communication, without ever having met face to face. As if friendships could be formed in such an unlikely way, he thought.
He entered the banqueting hall and gazed around him. The loppies were everywhere in evidence, dancing, singing, eating, and drinking. The one called Christmas somehow managed to have three different drinks in her hand at the same time, and she rotated them so she never sipped from the same cup more than once at a time. Her eyes brightened when she saw him and she raised her cups to him.
Diva seemed to have no difficulty recognising him and she ran forward and plonked a wet kiss on each cheek, although, with the mask, she actually got very little of his skin. Despite that, she laughed loudly, smacked him on the rear and told him he looked very fetching. Before she got too carried away she was called by Dot and she went most reluctantly, but the twinkle in her blue eyes told him she wouldn’t stay away long.
The Wise Wizard Webber was resplendent in a deep blue cloak which sparkled with gemstones every time he moved. Despite the golden mask he wore Lee was certain the old wizard was watching him. Dot raised his golden chalice towards Lee, and the young knight nodded back, feeling somewhat bemused.
He gazed around the room. He had thought it would be pleasant not to recognise others, but it was, in fact disquieting. He was shown to the table by a group of loppies called The Kar’ns (each in different shades of lavender; they ruffled like walking hydrangeas), and he sat beside a knight dressed as Harlequin.
“Shall you tell me who you are?” Lee asked.
“Guess,” came the muffled reply.
“You’re trying to disguise your voice. I think you must be Charming.”
There was a soft laugh. “Never could hope to fool you!”
“Where’s Boyz?”
“Over there,” he indicated towards the end of the room. “Jack-in-the-green, covered with foliage and with that big tail.”
“Poor Boyz,” Lee said. “What a costume. Mind you, I feel a bit exposed like this.”
“I’m sure,” Charming replied.
Before they could have further conversation, Gray’mm appeared with his *poof!* and greeted them like a Hollywood MC.
“Hello, hello, knights, days, minstrel-lays – ooh! As if!”
There was scattered laughter and the party was well and truly begun. Lee’s golden chalice of mead was never allowed to empty, and Praline served him the largest dish of steak and onions he’d ever seen. “Wow,” he said. “That’s something else! I love onions, and I love to cook. I like to chop them up and put them on the steak.”
“Of course, dear,” Praline said. “It’s the only way to eat them.”
She slipped away and Lee relaxed in his seat, enjoying the food, the company and the splendid hall. His only regret was that Boyz was so far away from him, as were all the other knights. To his right was a tall man with light coloured curly hair. He was dressed as Poseidon, and his trident kept falling over and jabbing the passing loppies, who were not amused. Seeing Lee look at him curiously, he said, “You’re that young chap everyone’s pinning their hopes on, aren’t you?”
“Well, I don’t know about that,” Lee said. “I only know I want the Order of Joseph more than anything.”
“Yes. Well, you can’t do any worse than the twit who’s running loppydom right now.
“And what’s your name, Sir?” Lee asked.
“I am Sir Michael of Ball,” said the other. “Perhaps you’ve heard of me?”
Had he heard of Sir Michael of Ball! One of the most famous knights of the kingdom! Of course, he hadn’t expected the knight to be so…rotund, or his hair to be so streaked with grey, but of course, Sir Michael had been a knight twenty years ago. It was hardly surprising he had aged.
“I am here for a special reason,” Sir Michael said. “To offer a feat only a true knight can perform.” He winked at Lee, then rose. “The time has come, Wise Wizard Webber,” he said. The green seaweed and algae entwined his large chest and belly, and they rustled when he moved. The trident gleamed with an eerie light as the ancient hero picked it up.
“Do you have it?” he asked the wizard.
From beneath his cloak, the wizard drew a golden scabbard in which lay a glittering sword. “This is the magical sword of Mead (don’t be filthy!)” he said. “To win it, all you have to do is draw it from the scabbard. The knight who draws the sword, gets to keep it. Simple.”
The wizard gazed around the room. “Who’ll go first?”
“I will,” said Harlequin. He rose and went to the head table and picked up the scabbard. Confidently, he took the hilt and pulled.
Nothing happened.
He tried again.
Zip.
“Dammit!” he said and stalked back to the table. Lee raised an eyebrow (which couldn’t be seen behind the mask) and said, “Not like you to get upset, Charming. Don’t worry, probably none of us will succeed.”
It seemed he was right. Each knight rose in turn and pulled, tugged, shouted, but the sword would not budge. At last, when all the other knights had tried but failed, it was Lee’s turn.
As he headed to the table, de-Anna whispered, “It’s held by a magical creature. It will release the sword if you treat it sweetly.”
Lee wasn’t sure if this advice was helpful but he smiled at the pretty loppy and went to stand before the table. Gently he caressed the sheath (stop that, all of you. This is a serious story. I mean it.) and he could feel a tremor within the dazzling casing. His fingers glided over the smooth metal and he picked it up. Instantly he felt the sheath grow heavier, tighter. The magical creature within would not surrender without some serious persuasion.
“Lee?” the wizard asked, but Lee’s eyes behind his golden mask became brilliant with excitement.
He held the sheath in both hands and began to sing. “Hey, have you ever tried,” he sang. “Really reaching out to the other side?” As his soft, velvet voice caressed the room, the loppies sank to the floor. Strawberry was heard gasping for a bucket, and the air whistled with the sound of frantically whipping fans.
Lee continued to sing and, as he neared the end of the song, the sheath made a noise like a sigh, and the sword slid gently from its scabbard into his hand.
The room began to roar and cheer then, suddenly, darkness fell and all the loppies screamed. A cold grey mist filled the hall and a malevolent voice called, “Honey, I’m home!”

Jo4 - new trousers! You mean success after the weeks of looking......and you didn't mention them when we saw you yesterday??!! Broomsticks! I like it!! We could follow him up with the cherry picker (making sure we obscure the view of those sitting in the upper circle of course!

Sorry Maggie - meant to say welcome back and hope Sloppy is now ok? Martin was very kind to us in your absence you will be pleased to know!

Oh Geri - that one had me howling with laughter - the magical sword of Mead!!!!!!! Priceless!

OOohh - Geri you posted while I was posting - I now need an extra large bucket (greek costume - oh yes!) and the air conditioning unit pronto please! Loved MB too!!! Pass me a fan quick!!!!! Now that's the length of episode I like (so no pressure there!)...and with those pictures in my mind I bid you all farewell and Sweet Meads!

Maggie good to see you again, glad things are going well, and for your uncle too Carol.
Busy day/evening so no chance to get here earlier, thanks for all the reviews, they really do bring it all to life for us.
Need to defrost my feet now, been rehearsing in a VERY cold church, may have to go to bed and stick them on ploppy, doubt he'll object (much?)
Night night and sweet meads everyone

Hi Maggie! (Waives)

Ooo Geri - thank you for that lovely Bedtime Story! Love the asides!


Night night loppies!

Hello, thought I'd pop in quickly before I went to bed, that was nearly an hour ago, OK so I'm a slow reader!!

Lots of ohhhmmmms for ailing parents, sounds like better news for your uncle, Carol.

Carys, like the Stage Loppy badge best, thanks for the response to my email, will post off my envelope tomorrow.

Loved reading all the AT reviews, thanks.

Looking forward to the next chapter Geri, how does a Loppy get to be in it??

Carol - great news about your Uncle - hope it continues to be so.

That'll teach me not to refresh before I post-nearly missed the latest chapter, I do love Gray'mm's Poof!!
Definitely off to bed now after my bedtime story

Geri-The dog thinks I've gone mad again, laughing, luckily no drink or food in sight, so laptop screen is safe. Love the Kar'ns. Thank you for the reading notes in brackets, although I have no idea what they mean. Loppies sinking to the floor, you must have had a special camera on us yesterday.

hi All, what a nice evening, first Torchwood, then get the laptop from scollop for another look at the AT show, (isn't it just great that the drought is over) and then to come on here and find a great long chapter, going back to read it now - thanks Geri ....xx

Geri, great chapter before bedtime. I might even dream about it. That would be swell.

My thanks for the great reviews of the AT show. Loved to hear and see him sing again.

Oh Geri, Strawberry got to ruffle the curls. Sign. And then Christmas and her 3 drinks. I was literally sat here laughing my head off. Dogs have now applied to have me certified. Cant wait to see Jane's drawings of this one........

Oh Carol, I had not thought of all the possibilities of view obstruction for the dress and upper circle, maybe BIG cloaks as well - if we fly really fast our cloaks can fly out and obscure the view for a few more people

Oopps, Should have refreshed before I posted. Excellent Geri, you're amazing.

Absolutely priceless Geri, I'm still sniggering, wonderful bedtime story, and nice and long thankyou!
Welcome home Maggie, hope you manage to rest and recover!
Going to try and have an earlyish night to catch up on lost sleep, so night night all.

Same here Pauline2. Goodnight all, smiling she wended her way to bed. Sleep tight and Sweet Meads to all.

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To: SeriouslyoverheatedLoppy
The Cool-It company night shift have packed and dispatched with the installation engineer the pink system as per your instructions.

To: Carol
The Cool-It company night shift can not complete your order as colour has not been indicated.

To: Pauline2
The Cool-It company night shift have packed and dispatched with the installation engineer the multi coloured system as per your instructions.

Special delivery system on way to Ireland, as we understand a literary person has been overheated tonight. Colour green with darker green Oxalis acetosella decoration. FOC.

Geesh, I labour over a hot keyboard all night, and when I finally get done you're all off to bed. Must be someone around still ready to party? Anyone? (*pouts. goes off alone to watch Sex and the City.)

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it's that darn youtube... keeps reminding of what I missed seeing in the flesh. And I have To keep watching it... And my video skills failed me.. only had time to check this evening can you believe it?? Very touched that other LOLs sent commiserations to the "floppy".
Oh Eva, thank you for thinking of me when HE sang THAT song. And Shirley and Carol thanks for taking me along in your thoughts.... I can't tell you how much that all cheered me up (a bit).
Cheered up immensely though with the loooong chapter Geri - thanks muchly. But jeeez, you drive a tuff bargain... writing those things and then telling us to behave!!! Snot fair - nor possible.
Carol - very pleased to hear the news of your Uncle.
Pauline - very sorry to hear the news of your sloppy, ditto Deanna.
Sue, it's great to have you back too - how's the foot? And Maggie, you too. Hope all is well..
Jo4 - The Wrong Trousers (or in your case, the Right Trousers - AT LAST! Well done. Look forward to checking them out at their next outing at Jo.
Enjoyed the Torchwood tonight. I think JBs acting is brilliant.. almost believe he's burning up inside for the lovely Gwen. Did anyone catch that quick quip from Ianto after Tosh says of the creature "We could feed the world!" -- Ianto says "..then we can release a single" I laughed so much (yes, we all know I am unbalanced) that I missed the rest of the dialogue.
Right - I can't keep it together any longer, so I'm off to have sweet meady dreams - knights and swords and sheaths... yummy stuff. Better wear my best nightie!!!

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Apologies correction: Irish delivery decoration is Trifolium repens. (Our company botanist has just been sacked and her degree revoked.)

Geri,- what are you doing to us ? I'm glad you put in the brackets. I would have gone straight to the gutter if you hadn't! I liked the kissing bit, but could you give me a bit of skin next time, please? I know, I know, I'm greedy!
Jo4,- yes, I can download videos to Realplayer. After I changed IP, it was suddenly possible. It must have been blocked by AOL, because in spite of Realplayer being installed, the neccesary prompt never appeared before.
With some very pleasant images now planted in my mind, I'll bid you all good night, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams ( Keep it clean !), and wake up happy.

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Oh Geri - you still there?

Hi notreallyoveritloppy - I thought TW was very sad. Had to switch over for a bit, quite often have to do that, as I'm a sensitive soul really. I do like JB in it, shame he's not like that really. Trouser viewing in a few weeks then?
Geri- I'm still here, well for a very short while.

Eva, I thought you could download, just checking.

Hi Floppy, Hi Jo4 (or Jodhpur, if you prefer). Yes, still here. Do feel like I'm missing a lot of fun, though, spending the night writing a story instead of getting into the blog. What's with all the broomsticks in the Adelphi? Haven't had time yet to go back & check. Can someone give me the Cliff Notes version?

Oops forgot to change the handle.... was going to do a bit of internet trawling - but think I'll take myself and my CD off to bed like I said I would a few minutes(?) ago.
Guess SITC has got the bard enthralled. Hope she doesn't get any ideas about featuring "Big's" persona into the Tale.
Right - where's that nightie???

By the way, Eva, you're going to love what I have planned for you in the next few pages. Oh, by the way, if anyone's interested, the story is now nearly 70 pages long!

Geri-Forum, Loppy ear debate, don't like, obstruct view, mad people (us). Stage Loppy retaliation 18 Oct 3ft ears, banners, flashing lights, flashing broom sticks.

Sorry Geri, name unchanged when I refreshed.

I didn't want to be left out so I have joined my fellow Irish Loppies and booked for October 18th. Don't know seat details yet but it doesn't really matter. Just being there will be enough.

On Sunday next I will be winging my way to London. I have tickets for Joseph for Tuesday 12th and Saturday 16th and would love to know if there are any other Loppies going on those days.

Dear Jodhpur:
Ta for the info
I missed all the banter
You're obviously good
For more than just a canter;
Loppies on brooms
Could create a commotion,
I'm glad that I'm safe
On this side of the ocean.
My glass is now empty,
I've drunk all my red;
Dear loppies, good night,
I'm headed for bed.

Pauline, sorry to hear about your sloppy, and Carol pleased to hear about your Uncle.

Not been in very long from American Lit. to find a loverlee new chap. from you Geri, thanks so much. Very taken with the greek costume, I wonder whether the Loppie knives will feature at all, steak and onions reminded me. Can we hope for another 70 pages? If so I wonder whether there's any chance Rave might make another brief appearance, maybe a bit more UC&P this time?

Hi Jenny-Have a lovely time at the weekend.

Geri-a whole chapter and a poem tonight, you are working too hard for us. We love it.
Oh, Geri I'm sooo dense, just got the double meaning in my new name. Got the literal meaning first time the other day, just got the play on words. Told you I'm just not good with words.

Nightlee night all.

Just got in from Joseph. Didn't think the previous two occasions could be bettered but I enjoyed it more tonight than ever before, partly due to Marianne's company; also had a very good seat - row G of the stalls on the left side - close enough to see Lee and his facial expressions clearly but also to have a good view of the whole stage and the rest of the cast (when I could tear my eyes away from the GO anyway). Saw Roro and several other faces I recognised.

However, there were more technical problems! I was eagerly watching for the first sight of Lee descending on the lift .... no Lee! But almost immediately spotted him walking across the stage. Then the wives didn't have their normal headgear when they first appear. More importantly, no Ishmalites, camel or snake! Instead two men played the parts and rather than Lee being dragged round behind the camel he was half pulled/half walked round. It was almost more funny to hear the camel and snake voices coming from these two actors than the "real" animals. I found out in the interval that the equipment had broken down during the matinee and the show had been stopped for half an hour. So if anyone's going tomorrow, be prepared for a slightly different show. Anyway that explained why Lee was out front later than usual. I arrived early at our meeting point and when I heard Lee was about to come out after the matinee, decided to go round to the front and take a few photos from the side/back of the crowd.

It was a very good audience tonight, really appreciative. I think it was the first time a lot of the audience had seen the show - there was a lot of spontaneous laughter. The cast were brilliant (the brother who was missing last Wednesday was back, Napthali?) - I think the technical problems plus the audience's response, brought out the best. Definitely prefer Jenna as the narrator - she's got a great voice. And as for the GO, oh boy! He was well fantastic fantastic fantastic!!! A few people, including us, stood up after the second CED and practically the whole audience as far as I could see was standing, applauding and cheering by the end of the megamix. My poor hands!

We got a pretty good position out front afterwards and Mar got one absolutely THUD pic of Lee looking straight into her camera. I nearly disgraced myself on the train home looking at some of the pics.

Better get to bed as I have another hectic day tomorrow though don't feel at all sleepy!

Hi all, checking in late as usual just as you’re all off to bed. Had a (very) minor emergency here tonight. Scollop was making Chinese lanterns at Beavers this evening & managed to slice the top of his finger, which then wouldn’t stop bleeding. I meanwhile had made the most of my hour of freedom & had gone round to see a friend, forgetting that my phone was still in silent mode. So I didn’t notice any of the 6 times the leaders tried to phone me!! So I’m now officially the Bad Mummy of the Beavers group!

Thanks to all the AT loppies for the brilliant reviews. Fortunately my temperamental video decided to be nice & actually recorded the show for me. Could not get over how fantastic our boy looked. So obviously rested and relaxed from his hols, and clearly loving the audience feedback. I have tried looking for Shirley & Carol in the audience but, as that would mean looking away from Lee, I haven’t quite managed it yet!

Carys, love both your badge designs, but my favourite is the Stageloppies one.

Lots of OOHHHMMMS to Pauline, Deanna & Maggie’s sloppies & to Carols’s uncle. And to any other loppies that need them.

Thanks for the latest chapter, Geri. Really funny tonight, just what we all needed. Just hope we don’t all have nightmares about the sinister grey mist & the malevolent voice.

On the subject of “tasteful” accessories for Octoberfest, in keeping with the Knights theme, my scollop has a large collection of light-up swords (collected from various panto’s over the years) which I’m sure he would be happy to donate to the cause. These have the added advantage that, as well as flashing annoyingly and blocking peoples view, they also offer the potential to put someone’s eye out (well, they do the way my scollop waves them about anyway). Incidentally, my sloppy, who has been a “serious” theatre goer for more years than she cares to remember, loves the idea of loppy ears and is fully intending getting up for a boogie in the megamix when we go next month. So THWPPPTT (sound of me blowing a raspberry) to all those stuffy psuedo-loppies over on the forum. (Psuedo-loppies – sounds like an alien life form. “They’re Loppies Jim, but not as we know them”)

Ok, my brain’s turned to custard so I’m off to bed now. Sweet Meads all

It was lovely to see some familiar faces yesterday.
But my day didn't run smooth. Got to the studios nice and early towards the front of a small queue at around 12: 20. Everything was going swimmingly until that nice chap Martin? asked for id when showing him our priority ticket. Oh dear! the lady that had given us the ticket wasn't able to go, so no ID. We then faced being sent to the back of the queue. Between us we managed to cobble together enough non priority tickets to allow us in . Phew!!
Once in, it was ticket number order, mine was no 243, so we kept being asked to move down futher and further down the queue. All the late arrivals had precedence over us as we didn't have the right coloured wristband.
I have to tell you i was beginning to panic especially when told that yesterday was the biggest audience so far experienced at the AT show.
But it all ended well as everyone that wanted to get in got in!! i estimate that there must have been well over 200 of us. About 170 priority tickets and about 40 non priority at my last count!!

Then finished my day with a visit to Jo (curtesy of Ro who was trying to sell a couple of tickets) Needless to say that was the icing on the cake, the cherry on the top!!!
He was fantastic as always. The audience were on top form , up on their feet from the beginning of the megamix. I was sitting in the dress cirle (for the fist time) and when he comes up on the cherrypicker WOW he just seems sooo close and so smiley!!

Aftershow show was great, no youngsters screaming, so that was a bonus!! He was really cheerful. that lovelee smile of his worked his magic melt thud!!!

Ali B - haven't forgotten your photo but the stage loppies Email address is on my work computer and so far haven't managed to retrieve it. Had other things on my mind , I wonder what that could have been. Will Email you ASAP.

Geri - Another fabulous chapter, thankyou!

Carys - would love to have one of your fabulous projects of yesterday if possible, if i'm not too cheeky??

Shirley- thanks for sorting out the T shirts & raffle tickets.

To all Loppies good nightlee and sweet meads!!

Ploppy went to bed hours ago and I have caught up on this blog (new home) Good job he’s not here!!!! (Re snoring) Love the idea of anniversary dates. I could have an anniversary of the anniversary of my anniversary take- away (the night Lee won ADWD) I think I’ve had too much of the red stuff. (ha ha) Ploppy only had a small glass of wine but the funny thing is the bottle is empty! Will read old site tomorrow and also I have a few of Geri stories to catch up on.

Just like a few of you have said the stage- loppies have helped them smile when they have had sad times ,I’m glad that I found this site and that you all feel and act like friends .It’s so nice to come and escape from what real life often deals you . Sloppy is not to good at the moment but thanks for all your concern .Hope all other Loppie loved one’s that are not well are on the road to recovery

While you are all asleep the badge fairy has been busy creating again - perhaps you could vote for your favourite or leave a comment at the album (be gentle! lol) should get the badge making kit today and have also had a message from Sebastian who hopes to get the pics printed by the end of the week ..on to the badge http://public.fotki.com/CarysSigs/lee/fans.html

Forgot to mention that I am just doing something for Auds .....will be ready to post tomorrow probably:-)

Morning morning rise and shine, let me just move these three glass from my hand so I can help the BHB with the breakfast orders. Carys I like them all but think I prefer the single fan Stage Loppy version - that concludes the vote from the Hillingdon jury! Maggie - we weren't too sure you would appreciate Martin's comments re the snoring, but figured he was only jesting!!
The Cool - It - Company - you failed me in my hour of need! I wanted Emerald green!!!
OK better sneak away now before Ploppy catches me - see you all later!!!

Morning all -

Carol have you taken up juggling? What are you trying to do with those glasses???

I see the badge fairy has been busy - looking forward to seeing the designs later.

Diana and Karen C - thanks for those lovely reviews.

Lindsey and Maggie - Ohhmmms for small child with pooly paw and for sloppy.

Morning all. Good to be home again in my own bed. Slept rather well, so LII is slowly slipping away.
Hello swetheart. Lovely to see you. You've missed me? AaaaWWWWW ! Let's give you a smacker! That's what Geri says I'm good at!
I almost forgot: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!! No, I'm as sane as I'll ever be. It's the Chinese new year, and it's the year of the rat!,- hence the appearance of Roland. I'm off to my acupuncturist this morning, so I'll have to remember to wish him and his wife happy new year.
I just had an e-mail from my eldest nephew. He has gone skiing in Utah, USA ! As his mother said to me on the phone the other day,- why does he want to gi there when there is snow 3 meters deep only 30 minutes drive up in the mountains at home? I gently reminded her taht the grass is always greener, or in his case, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the pond!!!
Carys,- I had a hard time deciding which badge I like best. I think the one with one large and thre small fans is my favourite.
As I said earlier, I'm off to have acupuncture and massage this morning, and then I'm taking my old man Syd out for lunch. He is 96 today !
I'll se you all later.

I meant to say I'll congratulate the acupuncturist and his wife, not Roland ( and his wife?).

Carys - the vote from Strawberry Shortcake goes to image number 48 please.

Lindsey, you had me LOL. Loving the illuminated swords. And opening up all the possibilities of adding injuries to innocent bystanders to our list of transgressions.

Diana and Karen C. What a lovely surprise to wake up to. More reviews. Oh how exciting to be there when things malfunction. Must have made it difficult for people on specific trains if the show ran so late though.

I would like to express my appreciation for the speedy and efficient service provided by The Cool-it Company. My magnificent PINK megasized cooling system was installed last night and as a result I slept like a baby. (Do babies really sleep that well?? Maybe I should say I slept like an aged dog. They most assuredly do sleep well.) Should you ever need a testamonial for your excellent service I will be happy to provide one.

Jenny glad you have been able to get a ticket for 18 October. Should be a night to remember - all of us laughing through our tears. You will have noticed by now that we are really going for the classy and smart look, as usual!!!

Hi Maggie - welcome home - hope your Sloppy continues to improve. I fear the caring role that is being landed onto so many of our little group is typical of what is happening to (mainly) ladies across the country. Having provided home care both for my County Council, and privately, for a long time that is a soap box I could bore for England on. So I wont.

Enjoy your drinks Carol. And I hope that notquiteoveritloppy - given that she became floppy last time does she now become our first itloppy? - Your time will come Auds, and hopefully no sooner rather than later!!!!

Good morning BHB. Having an exciting time in your evening job are you. Props letting you down?? (Does he work in a pit????) My usual large Earl Grey please, and a nice slice of hot buttered toast. Made with some of our lovely homemade bread of course. Yummy

OK back again and time to read through properly!! Thanks for the reviews D & KC, you wuold have thought they had managed to sort out the revolve by now.......it must be a major fault if they couldn't fix it between the two performances! What happened to the sheep?? Lindsey love the idea of the swords - oh yes I do! Also the term "pseudo Loppies" - has a really nice ring to it!!! OOhhmms for those whose loved ones are poorly (including any of the four legged variety). Carys being a ditzy blonde didn't think to put a no. for my bag selection (duh!) it is No. 48, although No. 50 was a close run second! (By the way do you never sleep??). Just had a call from the Cool It Company and apparently my system should be installed by this evening ready for the next chapter in the saga! Jane E - no not juggling, just the ability not to spill a single drop (years of hard practice gone into perfecting this art!!). Oh well better crack on as they say - catch up later!

Hey, Eva, I'll stick pins in you for nothing!

I'll vote for badge #48, too, Carys. Wow!

Ah, BHB, sorry I'm late; had a rather nasty dream so I'm a bit at sixes and sevens this morning. Why, yes, a massage would definitely put me right. Breakfast? No, it can wait...

Geri,- I suddenly had a frightening thought: You said yesterday that I will love the next chapter and your plans for me there. Remembering I asked for some skin to kiss,- YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE ME KISS NANA JEAN, are you ????????
You will have to do will the Eva doll I know you've got, for sticking pins in, Lepry !
I'm out of here.

Carys - #48 for me too please - clear & uncluttered.
Love the idea of the illuminated swords/cloaks and other view-obscuring devices. What about Viking helmets topped with Loppie ears just to add a bit of height to obscure even the tallest theatre-goers. The helmet horns could also help to put people's eyes out!
Geri - just loving the 'Tale' - brilliant

Morning all, thought I'd pop in and say hello before putting my hobnail boots on and trampling some small children!
Lyndsey, like the suggestion of swords, I know a good stockist of Light Sabres that may come in handy too!!!

Shirley, thanks for placing the M+S order, if you have no luck let me know what size they cannot supply I’ll look for something similar before I get it all to the printers; can’t have a loppy left out now can we? I’m not able to get into e-mail again this morning drat it! Feel quite lost without it, makes me realise how much I depend on all this electronic stuff!

Hi to Maggie, I’m new, hopped on board a few weeks ago; nice to ‘meet’ you.

Pauline, sorry to hear your sloppy needs more surgery, I know its tough, just had similar news last weekend about my sloppy.
Is a loved one of a loppy a looaloppy? If so I’m sending lots of healing vibes to all ailing looaloppies.

Diana and Karen, thanks for the great reviews- will we get to see the fabulous picture on LMAS?

Just read last nights chapter Geri and wish I’d stayed up just a little longer to read before bed! Think I may need to place an order with the cooling company.

Like the badges Carys.

Ok boots on, off to trample!

Pauline2 & Deanna, hope your sloppy's are on the mend.

Forgot to mention the sheep so thanks for the reminder, Carol. No multi coloured sheep last night. The brothers carried the white sheep used to smear Joseph's coat. However, the sheep bones at the end did make their usual appearance. I thought that anyone who hadn't seen the show before wouldn't have fully got that bit.

Thanks for the latest, Geri. Will read it later.

Another vote for #48 Carys!
Lindsey I loved that "they're loppies Jim, but not as we know them"
Off to finish scollop's costume for tomorrow, we settled on the phantom of the opera, not Joseph I know, but manageable in the time scale! Went to get his passport photo taken yesterday and had to prise the mask off him, don't think they'd accept it do you?

OH yes Shirley 2 - Viking Helmets!! I have one in the loft from a skit we did at one of our Review Shows! So, to recap, we have the Viking Helmets, with horns especially sharpened, tastefully topped with 3ft Flashing Ears. We have large (extra large) light flashing swords, we have large capes, THUD Tee shirts - could these be modified to make the hearts flash? Extra large banners, broomsticks and now hobnail boots - have I missed anything??

Gosh what a busy night, you go to bed early....
first thanks for your good wishes for my Sloppy. They help a lot.
Fantastic reviews, love the idea of actors being camel annd snake etc.!
Cool It Company thankyou for your prompt delivery of my multicoloured unit. It really came into its own last night as I woke up in a bit of a sweat but it cooled me beautifully, now what made me dream that I wonder?
Loving the light sabres and helmets. I think cloaks should be added in bright shiny colours to distract and hit people as swung around. I also noticed no footwear mentioned, perhaps Debbie could supply high heeled pink fluffy slippers?
Carys love no48 and 50 well all of them actually so I'm happy to go with the majority.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm an extra long one for all who need it, sorry if I've missed anything but am late today and RL is calling me.
N.B. must move on from trampling children, think I'll try pushing the elderly over today, see if it's as much fun.

Sorry missed the hobnail boots, maybe they could be used after show and slippers during?

Peeking in on a break from the essay to say you all forgot the most important crowd dispersal ingredient: eau de CO!

, I have some luminous pink strawberry socks, I think they would look a treat with the pink fluffy slippers.
I am sending my good wishes today for all of you with poorly relatives, I know how worrying it is when your loved ones are poorly.
Carys I haven't had time to look at the badges apologies, but will go with the majority.

That should have read, luminous pink socks with strawberrys on the. I wore them to AT in honour of the 40th Birthday Girl.

OK - that's Debbit's pink fluffies during the actual show then, hobnails for the SCRUM as I see it is now called. Jill - I think the pink socks will go equally well with both, and of course the Eau de CO supplied by Stinkers Inc - the final secret weapon - known to stop wild animals in their tracks at 40 paces! Clocks in bright colours of your choice (pink and orange and emerald green and gold and lilac and purple and mauve and turquoise and blue and etc. etc). Pastel shades not accepted!

Oops - just got stopped posting whilst they checked for "malicious content" - as if!! Realised I typed clocks instead of cloaks - but it paints a pretty picture doesn't it - there we will all be with large brightly coloured grandfather clocks under our arms - hey we could stand them next to us so no-one would be able to see anything at all!!

Just spat out my coffee Carol picturing the coloured grandfather clocks next to every Loppie....

Having a great giggle here visualising the loppy brigade marching up The Strand in full rig-out.

The only bit that seems missing is skirt/trousers, would a loin cloth be going too far??

Oh so love the idea of clocks! Was going to suggest those novelty bowties that flash and spin round, or would that be a bit over the top?

Perhaps not a loin cloth but multi coloured greek togas??? Oh yes, flashing bow ties too!! I think one of the artists amongst you (notice I don't say us) could do a nice picture of the finished ensemble????

Afternoon!! Been really busy at work!! Nearly spat my cup-a-soup out all over the computer keyboard at the sheath bit - thanks Geri!! This is interesting -

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a88748/close-streisand-in-line-for-sunset-remake.html

Request has gone to printer for flashing hearts!

Agree with Carol - would love to see a picture of the finished ensemble, unfortunately I'm not that talented.

Irish Independent discussing the Olivier Awards & quote WOS ed. expressing surpise that Lee wasn't nominated:
http://www.independent.ie/entertainment/news-gossip/hairspray-ahead-of-the-rest-for-top-awards-1283808.html

Cary’s, may I just ask if the words on number 48 are going to be that way or are they going up and round the top of the badge?
To add to our attire for the march of the Loppies on the west end how about flashing earring (must have my earring darling -going to the west end you know)
If possible could I please have OOOOHHHHMMMMMMM for number one Scollop, because he has an interview for a new job today at 3.30 .Right just going to find out how Sir Lee has been doing while I was away?

Of course Maggie, one super duper OHM coming up,oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Thanks for the links, I have a feeling the Oliviers might not approve of the TV connection, as it seems churlish that Joseph isn't nominated in best musical revival, let alone not nominating Lee grrrrr.
Now who were you thinking of for the male lead in that AliB???
Wish I was a talented artist! Unfortunately no.

Now really ladies. This is getting silly. Flashing bowties. How tacky. Will spoil the effect of our carefully crafted outfits. But YES YES YES to Maggie's flashy dangly earrings. I mean if the flashing ears are up on the horns of the helmet that leaves an area between that and our shoulders people might just be able to glimpse the stage through. Flashing earring should help mess up that view too.

And multicoloured grandfather clocks. If we try hard we can make sure that non of them chime as quite the same time - so given the number of us there we can have a constant cacophany of noise for bells and chimes - so not only will noone be able to glimpse the stage but noone will be able to hear anything either.

Oh and Maggie, lots of OOOOHHHHHMMNMSSSS for your scallop. Let us know how he gets on??

Yes to the earrings but will have to be clip ons! Have some flashing Christmas Tree once, but they aren't the right season! Maggie lots of oooohhhhhhmmmmmmmms for Scallop, as well as crossed fingers!!
Like the thought of the clocks going off at different times - inspired!

Carys, I like the look of all the badges but my favourite in no.51.

Pauline I do like the idea of us all marching along the Strand swishing cloaks (plus all the other accoutrements mentioned) sweeping small children, ancient pensioners and tourists into the gutter as we pass.

Oooohms for your scollop Maggie for the interview, horrible things.

I've just read last night's story. Not a good idea to read that chapter in particular at the office with colleagues close by, nor when drinking at the same time!! Brilliant, Geri.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3e8X2esM_s

Oh I so love this one, link featured on LMAS Review page. See you all later(waves and gone).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3e8X2esM_s

Oh I so love this one, link featured on LMAS Review page. See you all later(waves and gone).

I'll be there in my national costume, ladies. Helmet, horns and sword at the ready!
On another note I'm just back from what should have been a nice Birthday lunch for Syd's 96th birthday, and instead I'm back home so angry I could spit! The woman who "shares" Syd with me, brought a friend with her who needed cheering up, because her partner had left her. Great for a birthday party! The woman, who I don't know and Syd don't know, straight away went into an attack on Lee Mead!!!! She had been told that I was an avid fan, and thought it her duty to tell me that she didn't approve of "reality shows" or the people who parttook of same. Consequently she told me that she didn't like Lee Mead! I was totally flabbergasted by this attack, and asked if she had ever seen him perform ?,- no, she hadn't. Had she ever heard him sing?,- no, she hadn't. Syd then butted in and said that Lee was a lovely man (he said boy) with a wonderful voice, and she shouldn't talk badly about something she knew nothing about!!! Some Sloppies are stars! I gave him a kiss for that one. The woman realised she was on to a lost cause, and then started on her husband who had left her! Who bl***y cares? She kept going on this subject through the starters and the main course, and I had had enough, so I got up to pay. She didn't offer to pay for herself, and I told her in no uncertain terms that she had not been invited by me, and I had no intention of paying for someone who had insulted my hero!!!! She wasn't too pleased about that. When I took Syd home, I apologized for a spoiled lunch, but he said not to worry. He is hard of hearing, so he hadn't heeard half of what she had been saying anyway!!!
Coming home in a very bad mood, wanting to kick something, I opened my e-mails, and there was this lovely mail from Anne Grete, my friend in Spain, to whom I'd sent the latest of Gillians DVDs. I have translated word for word what she wrote:
"I have been enjoying the DVDs with your prince (!), and he is gorgeous,- just gorgeous!. Fantastic voice, but such a lovely personality too. I am sure that counted when he won everybodys' hearts. A bit shy, handsome and soooo nice. He seems almost unaware of his handsome looks, and he has a natural beauty and gentle behaviour. Thank you for letting me get to know him properly. Now I want to come to England and see him in the theatre too."
Is it any wonder I love her to bits?
Feeling a bit better now.

A short piece continued from last night's chapter. Don't worry, there'll be more later.

Maeve, I'm seeing Monty Python's old ladies beating up unsuspecting teenagers in your scenario. By the way, just received your square. I'll see if I can get it into the picture depending on how tightly framed the finished job is, ditto yours, Shirley.

Chap. 16 continued:

Lee shivered as the temperature in the hall dropped sharply. He heard an intake of breath but he was too transfixed by the evil swirling mist that floated into the room to pay much heed. He had forgotten the sword in his hand, until his arm raised, almost of its own accord, and he threw himself at the noisome creature.
One of the loppies screamed and he knew only that he must protect them at all costs. The Evil Aus enveloped him in a foul odour and it made him gag. He could not see in the darkness which wrapped around him like a living thing. The only thing he could see was the sword, it glowed with a soft golden light and seemed pure in the midst of such evil.
Aus wasn’t going to stand still and fight, though. Seeing the sword in the determined young knight’s hand, he gave a loud “Eek!” and fled around the room, knocking over potted plants, stumbling over repulsed loppies, and, finally, tripping over Jack-in-the-Green’s long leafy tail. He landed with a splat and lay upon the floor cowering. Lee stood over him, golden sword raised and prepared to strike.
“Eek!” Aus screamed again. “I put my curse on you, boy,” he hissed. “That no one will know you or recognise your face—“ but suddenly a bright flash cut through the air and something hard struck Lee on the back of the head. The knight fell to the ground and knew no more.

Maggie - Ohhhhhmmmmmmms for scollop, hope it goes well for him.

Eva - love how you dealt with friend's friend. My BiL's MiL is like that (the not offering to pay). Last summer BiL and my niece stayed with us for a week then SiL and her mother joined us for the BH weekend. Not once did her mother offer to pay for anything or contribute towards food shopping. Not that it surprised us as she's always been like that, but it's infuriating just the same. Anyway, your lovely friend's email seems to have restored your spirits.

So, what's all this - are we mounting another Charge of the Loppy Brigade? Count me in for all things flashy and, being of rather small stature and if there's a loppy strong enough, I'll gladly be hoisted up onto someone's shoulders in the name of blocking the view of those behind! Let me know if you want any glo-sticks, I might be able to get my hands on some, in various colours of course!

Just got back from the chiropractor and what do I find? a part chapter from Geri, and now she's knocked him out!!!!!! Rushes to first aid kit, hold on I'm coming Sir Lee, fear not.
Eva sounds to me that stupid woman(hope you don't mind me calling her that?) is just full of hate for the entire male race!! Must be not to appreciate the GO enough even to watch him, no taste some people!

Geri - quick he needs some alcohol to revive him!!! Let me through!!!
Eva - I bet she's a CO fan too! How dare she!!! And then to admit she hadn't heard or seen him - I think you were very restrained in your response, and your Sid sounds lovely! Maggie it's 3.30 so I am oooohhhhhmmmmmmmmming like mad!

Geri just caught up on Sir Lee’s adventures and then have just read the next part .Poor Sir LEE - Oooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm for Sir Lee. Am enjoying this so much I might go and buy a book (I don’t read)but your stories has made me think what have I been missing out on.
Thank you on for all the ooohhmmm for Scollop .If he gets this job he will save £150 a month in petrol money and it will be in Bury ST Edmunds (our town )instead of travelling to Cambridge every day.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM to Scollop

Maggie, lots of ohhhhhhmmmmmms for scallop (not to mention all the other poorly or unhappy ones in our midst.) And speaking of unhappy, Eva, that woman is obviously a lop-less wonder and not worthy of your time or attention.

OMG don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Cry because poor Sir LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I nearly fell off my chair laughing at the thought of "clocks of many colours"

Wow Maeve - we must really all think alike, I was saying that earlier too about the Loppy Brigage marching along The Strand, what a sight that would be!


Stand back please, qualified first aider here!

For Sir Lee of course, I'll send someone else to pick upthe injured from the strand! Maeve you wild thing!

Eva, I admire the way you asserted yourself with that very rude lady. well done!

Another loppy loving the idea of us all at the Adelphi with nice coloured clocks next to us. Lots of laughing out loud in the office to the suggestions as to subtle loppywear for upcoming visits.

Geri how many more chapters? I'm away for 10 days from Sunday and I fear I'm not going to get to the end by then am I? Lets hope there is internet where I'm going.

Eva poor Syd's birthday lunch sounded terrible. I liked the way you dealt with it.

Love the flashing braids Maggie!!! Now Sue - back girl, back! I am administering medicinal alcohol here!!

Sorry Vali - missed you then (waves!!).

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Derh, why is the Scrum now called Jill?????????????

Carol, will you please stop trying to pour gin down Sir Lees throat! that wasn't mentioned in my training!!! I need to cradle his head and nurse his wounds.

Hello Debbie,- knew you would pop in sooner or later.

OMG Eva, how did you restrain yourself from not 'clocking' that friend of a friend on the nose? How very dare she speak of what she know's not? Our dear, beautiful, talented GO and now what have you done to him Geri?

I know you've mentioned the dire Irish postal service before but really! I posted that blooming square in the first week (I'm almost certain) of Jan., did it drop into The Irish Sea en route?

Eva, my first thought when I was reading about poor Syd's birthday lunch was that her (ex) husband has my full sympathy. And that from an avowed feminist.

Maggie, I HAVE to have some of those flashing hair braids. Takes classy to a whole other level. Oh yes.

Thanks Geri, I think...... For knocking Sir Lee out??? What are you doing to us woman???? Stand back ladies, don't crowd him. Strecher bearer coming through

Any news on your Scallop Maggie??

And SueX if the injured on the Strand are who I think they are - GO MAEVE - they can shift for themselves

Shirley,- as you can guess that was my reaction too. I'm sure he thinks himself lucky! Would you beleive that they asked me if I would come to London with them and see "Mama Mia"? I said I had other plays I wanted to see. Wasn't that diplomatic?
If we are going to do a full frontal Loppy Brigade Charge on 18th October, we have plenty of time to organize it. Those "pseudo" Loppies won't know what hit them. We have taken others by surprise before !

Chapter Seventeen (part one)

He had a vague awareness that he was being carried through the darkness. Something was nagging at him, but he couldn’t figure out what it was. He struggled to wake up but his head pounded and he just wanted to sleep. There was a low murmur of voices, three he thought, and he vaguely recognised them but couldn’t grasp anything of substance. Strangely his sword was still in his hand, had somehow affixed itself to him. It had chosen him and would not let him go. That was oddly comforting.
The wind touched his skin like a caress and he had the impression he was outside; yes, that was the murmur of the trees. Where was he being taken? The sword seemed to be urging him to wake up, but he couldn’t. then he heard the sound of rushing waters and the need to regain his senses seemed urgent. He heard himself moan and tried to move, but it was too late. He found himself flying through the air and landed in the middle of the icy waters.

Well I come home and what do I find?? Geri's knocked poor Sir Lee out - Carol's trying to pour gin down his throat - Shirley carting round a stretcher. Really Suex - thank goodness there's a trained first aider on hand - but is that really where you check for a pulse?

Eva - what a nasty peice of work that woman was, sounds like she deliberatelt went out of her way to spoil lunch!

Maggie - are my Ohmmmms too late? never mind! Ohmm! Ohmm! Ohmm!

Ooo Alison - are you off on holiday?


Thank you stretcher bearer but this patient needs lots more attention from me before I can allow him to be moved - lots and Lots of attention!
You will notice I didn't say when I'd send help to the Strand!It may be a while....a very long while!

Don't worry -- there will be more of Ch. 17 later tonight.

Eva, full frontal loppies? -- my eyes! my eyes! There must be a better way of dealing with the lop-less monsters.

Yes, Maeve, I suspect there are Lee fans at the post office and they have to open each card in hopes of seeing a pic of the GO before they send it on to me. Cheeky monkeys!

Maggie, the brain is a bit addled with this psych lit review, but I wanted to thank you for that lovely compliment. That I should make you want to buy a (real) book is just about the nicest thing you could say. Make sure it's something wonderful -- I've no doubt we could all make recommendations.

Ey up, what's going on here then - Sir Lee prone and buried under a giggle of Loppies!! Amazing how many first aiders we seem to have on here all of a sudden. I was going to say that if we have changed tales and the Prandsome Hince needs awakening with a kiss from a frog I volunteer my services (may have got that wrong somewhere!!) but now you've gone and chucked him in icy water so I s'pose my services will no longer be required! Sulk!!

Quick Karen! Can you swim?

Oh no! Where has my lovely patient gone? I only turned away for a moment to talk to the stretcher bearer and he has disappeared.
Help!

Yes Jane, it is a scientific fact that the pulse is strong and easily located in that spot.

Jane - like a brick - do you have a cunning plan? Such as, you dive in and rescue him and bring him back to land where I'll give him the kiss of life - come om let me have a go, you've already massaged oil all over his body - oo think I need the fan again!!!!

I got it! I got it!
Dacing on Ice!!!!!!

Dacing???

I meant, of course, Dancing on Ice.

But then I read more carefully and I see it's icy waters... oh well. It was a very quick look (and I have to admit I don't like the sound of this so far.. knocked on the head, sticky sheaths, ... )

Have to leave the office now or I'll never get home to do a full catch up... will Chapter 17 be ready then.

Eva, I am very hurt that you could suggest I may be the stupidandthickwithnobrainloppy. That was LAST week. I think any number of loppies on here could qualify for that title quite honestly.

LURVE the fest outfit. I really must get a ticket for the 18th. Will search out my stilts from circus training days just to add to the atmos. I WILL get to the front of the scrum! Not sure if the pink fluffies will fit over the top comfortably but one can but try. Am on the case to find a supplier to cater for all loppies. Maybe Ann Summers? (not that I've ever frequented such a place of course).

Geri, like Sue I wish to find out how one gets a mention (again)in the Knights tale. It should read "As Sir Lee bobbed in the icy waters who should he see but a beautiful mermaid by the name of Debbit..."etc etc What do you reckon?

Splash - you will remember it was me who daily swam the channel for supplies of wine and cheese, so in I go. BH that is cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quick wake up Sir Lee, we have to get you out of here - you will get hypothermia. A rope ladies, a rope....

Link to the new Steiff Joseph Bear thats coming out soon - the coat looks pretty good but he looks nothing like Lee so not for me I'm afraid - and have you seen the PRICE!!
http://www.beargarden.co.uk/product_details.php?id=6221&cat=0

A rope of Loppies maybe??

Hold hands loppies, lets form a chain. yes the water is very cold but Sir Lee depends on us and the loppy love will protect us. Oh good we have reached Strawberry, well done girl let us help you pull him out of the depths.

..quick he needs some brandy to warm him up, let me through! There, there, gently, don't swallow it all in one go - oops. Quick pat his back, his back I said!!!
Shirley2 I loved the bear but not the price, also it didn't say who was singing the well known songs....imagine paying £250 and getting the CO!!!!! Geri, Geri next part soon please!!

Now look I go out to see my poor Sloppy, and when I get back I find Suex has tried to usurp my first aid position, huh, Carol tried to drown him with alcohol (funny I don't seem to mind that as much) and now the poor thing has been flung into icy depths. well done Shirley we should definately form a loppy human chain and get him back that way. I know how to treat hypothermia, lots of warm blankets and cuddles from me (so ok I made that bit up) and a hot water bottle placed between the thighs is good, very good! What Carol now you want to give him brandy?!!!

Just been catching up with links. Vali I just love that vt too.
Maggie what a fantastic site! Not only the hairbraids but bracelets and necklaces, oh the whole place is going to look great. Won't we be popular!
Love the bear as well but how much???! Good grief, and as you say Carol who's singing?

Having only JUST completed a first aid course at work, nay 3 days ago, I do believe I am the most qualified to rescue Sir Lee. You do all realise that certificates are only valid for 3 years do you not? Out of date first aiders do not qualify and in fact would be hazardous to Sir Lee. We don't want THAT do we?

Also, as an ex-flyer, I have been in ditching situations before, albeit dry (well not exactly dry) runs so the water holds no terror for me. I am at the moment sending off the flares (always thought it was a good idea to keep them) and am blowing the whistle to attract any passing ships. Chin up Sir Lee!

Never forget Debbie you are not alone! Have kept my first aid certificate and only recently stopped flying. But we won't fight you can get in the water and help him out and I will stand by to help him when he comes out!

I see the rescue of Sir Lee needs some Law and Order! In she wades : Hello, hello, hello! I've got you bang to rights! Trying to molest this innocent lad, eh? You better hang on to me, dear, They won't want to mess with the law.
Carol,- you're under arrest for handling a star while under the influence!
Shirley,- France is that way (points in the opposite direction).
Karen, JaneE,- you are welcome to join the chain gang!!!!
SueX,- trying to impersonate a medic ?
Debbie,- no one can ignore you for long !
Pauline2,- honestly, some people !!! Placing a hot water bottle there ???? That could easily be GBH!
Geri,- hurry up with the next installment, please !!!!

Ah, thank you Suex - I did wonder why you were feeling his neck!

I did once read that climbers combat hyperthemia by climbing into a sleeping bag with a woman.

Do I hear any volunteers?

Now, now Loppies, don't all rush at once. Now we've got poor Sir Lee out of the water we should all huddle around him and keep him warm with our shared bodily warmth.

Eva, that was hilarious - trying to work out some funny expression that works for GBH - and failing miserably.

Stampede................My sleeping bags only a single but I'm sure we'll manage!!!!!!!!!!!! But Pauline2, do I have to put a hot water bottle between my thighs to keep him warm?? Not sure how that works but hey, I'm game if it helps him!!

..still think a nice tot of incohol will help!

Aha! Beat you there Karen, mine is child size. It has Scooby Doo on the front but it should be more Scooby Don't with these goings on! You just keep the hot water bottle there Karen. I'll help Sir Lee with his.

...and by the way I am not under the influence (well maybe the influence of a gorgeous voice, a stunning physique, melting eys, dark curls, a face to die for - shall I go on???).

'ello ello ello what's going on here? Step back if you please and let an expert assess the situation (knees bend) where is that Morse fellow when you need him? there has obviously been a serious assault here - let the poor knight get some air.

Nice try Debbie - but Sir Lee - child size???? I think not!!

Carys,- Bless you. I needed some reinforcements here. Will you look at them ? No respect for the law these days.
Question: How many people can you get into a sleeping bag?
Answer: A bl***y giggle of Loppies!

Ladies, I'm working on the next bit but I need (HONEST) answers -- what loppies haven't been mentioned yet? Don't try pulling any aliases or I'll sic the law on you...

Geri - I haven't been mentioned (or if I have I missed it). Please, please....

Eva - whilst reading about the lady who ruined your lunch, all I could think of was that her husband had had a lucky escape!

Oops Geri - that just reminded me - I assume Karen2, Karenc & myself are the Kar'ns and I meant to say, yesterday, thank you for including us, but I forgot so I do apologise.

Bad move - eating and catching up on the blog.. especially this last couple of hours worth. Any lurkers at the moment are either going to decide to stay completely away, or jump right in.....
Geri - I've only been mentioned once????? No, No, don't set Eva on me.. I'll be good, I promise. Not a squeek more from me.. well not a loud one perhaps.
Oooh heck - hurry hurry with the next bit - he can't stay too long in that cold water.

Oh, a gentle reminder - Ashes to Ashes tonight at 9.

Splash splash. Rough out here tonight. Blinkin heck - Sir Lee just swam past me faster than the Thorpedo - anyone would think he had a giggle of Loppies after him - Sorry Sir Lee - Oh you did. They were trying to put a hot water bottler WHERE??? Dont worry you are quite safe with me here, I am do damn cold and puffed to give you any trouble at all......

Gosh you go away for a few hours and bedlam has set in, and I am still the thickwithnobrainloppy", with no answers to my question?????
Geri, I haven't had a mention but then I really didnt expect too, being new, well new in the post sense, I know am old in the other sense, if you all follow my drift here.

Thankyou for that reminder Auds but I had it marked down in my diary as the (2nd) TV event of the year. So looking forward to it.

Now then, move out of the way Shirley or you'll be submerged in the stampede. Either that or bashed with a hot water bottle. And you can take that flowery swimming cap off - you look ridiculous in the middle of the ocean.

Ploppy has just called out to go and watch Jsmie Oliver. Suppose he's hoping I'll get some cooking tips for his dinners.

Just hang on in there Sir Lee, I'll be back! Just hold on to this rubber ring for a couple of hours.....

Thank you for all the Ohmmmmmmmmmmmms for scollop, keep them up, he's had a two hour interview/test (he's a software engineer) and is waiting for them to decide, may have news tomorrow, they seem to like the fact that he is a local lad, as they are only about one to one and a half miles away.

Loving all the posts from loppies with their first aid and remedies to get Sir Lee back on his feet. LOL

Geri -I have not had a mention in the adventures of Sir Lee yet, and if I was I'd have to buy the book. wouldn't I

Now off to the Cinema, so I will find out what happens to Sir Lee later.

Btw Geri, something else I forgot to mention - you said your book currently stands at 70 pages, which is fantastic and worth every penny of whatever we have to pay for it but the book I have just finished reading has 7426 & 1/2 pages - so you've a way to go yet!!!!!!! (TeeHee)(just don't want this story to end!).

Hi Geri, I haven't had a mention yet either.
My goodness, it's been a busy day on here today! I'm loving the flashing hairbraids, bracelets, broomsticks, multicoloured cloaks and hobnailed boots to wear on18th October. Does ploppy have to wear them too as he's coming with me?
Hoping all Sloppies and poorly relatives are feeling better.
See you later, byeee.

Hope next chapter is up soon Geri, otherwise Shiley will be in South America, and there will have been a very nasty fight over a hot water bottle and a sleeping bag!
Jill you should know by now, there are no answers only questions, grasshopper!

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You called?

Hello Alvyn the Grasshopper and welocme to Loppyland. Congratulations on being our first MaleLoppy!! Or should that be MaleHoppy!!!!

You are a pushy lot! It's coming, it's coming. About five more minutes...(goes away muttering about slave drivers and the rate of pay...)

He jerked awake and struggled against the raging tide, but the sword remained fixed to his hand and the weight of it dragged him down. He lifted his head above the waves and gulped air but was instantly sucked under again. He had a flash of memory of Throb the Thatcher -- did he feel this terrible panic as he went down beneath the quicksand? Would it be over as quickly for him?
He sank down into cold, wet and darkness. Then suddenly he was grabbed by the shoulders and hoisted into the night air.
“Hoist him up, Sherbet,” he heard Sioux say. “Can you and Odds and Debbit lift him?”
“Loppies, I am NOT a floatation device!” he heard Diva’s voice protest as he was pulled upon her as she floated by. He was rested upon her and he drank the delicious air.
“C-cold,” he stuttered.
The three loppies instantly began rubbing him warm and he felt life return to his aching limbs. They massaged him vigorously, Sherbet taking care of his chest, Odds his arms and Debbit his legs. Diva was making no effort to massage him but instead stroked his face.
“You’re going to be just fine,” she crooned. “Ooh, I could just smack the rotter who did this. Should be charged with GBH, they should!”
Sherbet called out, “Hey, Chill and Magpie, pull us ashore will you?”
They were heaved up onto the bank. Praline brought a hot water bottle and it was positioned in the one place they hadn’t massaged. Yet.
“Kleen, do you have that stretcher? We need to carry him back to the castle.”
“Can walk…” he mumbled.
“No you can’t!” Strawberry’s voice said. "As if!" He opened one eye and caught a glimpse of pink hair. He was then unceremoniously lifted and despite the conflicting feelings of embarrassment, helplessness and relief that coursed through him, he surrendered to their care and fell asleep.

Lovely stuff Geri.
I've honestly scarcely been in it, just a quick fly past on my broom ages ago.
I've been on an assertiveness course today, had you noticed? Feel ready for a bit of action.

Shire and cart ready to put the stretcher on if there's a long way to go. Loppies better get on thier brooms as when we start we'll be really quick, not certain you'd keep up on foot.

I'm just off to a darkened room to take a tablet!!!!!!!!grasshoppers now posting???????????
Geri loving every minute of the story

...sleep - he's fallen asleep again?? I think he should sing to keep his spirits up (and all the Loppies too!!!). Just popped in from meeting to catch up and make sure the hero is still in one piece!!

What a busy day there has been. I also have a first aid certificate (in date) amazing how many there are about on this blog. Geri loving the story.
Thanks for the links, haven't had time to check them yet.
Carys-I'll just go and look at the badges and report back.

Carys-48, that's the one for me.

Ahhh - Lots of galant Loppies to the rescue!

We knew he's be alright really - thanks Geri!

Oo Geri, he's fallen asleep again - I offer my services once again to awake him with a kiss!!!! (Do you accept bribes????).

Can anybody tell me if I should have watched Life on Mars in order to understand Ashes to Ashes because I didn't and I don't - I have well and truly lost the plot! Liking the music though and, ooo, a picture of Adam Ant into the bargain. What a good (k)night it's been (geddit!!?).

Been away for a few days and forgotten how "slightly" bonkers you lot are.

Geri - glad to hear that there are another 6767 (and 1/2) pages to go - did I get that right karen. Maeve can I go on your assertiveness course please - and then I could try to convince geri to give me a massaging part instead of the (green) hanky part!!

Jane E - now I know why ploppy and scollop love to go climbing!!

Off on hols fro a few days and no internet. Please try to curb the loopiness (sorry loppiness) until my return.

Ladies some serious ohmming required. I loaded a copy of MS Office because I need to do a spreadsheet for my assignment, but something's wrong with the disc and now all my MS programs are freezing, including MS Word -- which has both my essay and the story. Aargh! Any suggestions welcome (I've already tried sobbing on the keyboard...)

I hope you wrapped up that hot water bottle in something to stop it burning his feet - I assume that is where we were putting it Geri??oh and just had a thought it would have to have been a stone hot water bottle, or a warming pan. Certainly not a rubber hot water bottle. Period details please Loppies.

Well I am very sorry, but all that swimming has worn me out completely. And I am off to bed.

Good night all. Sleep well and have Sweet Meads.

Geri-Sonja relies on cardboard for all her computer repairs. I'm not any good with that sort of problem. The help desk for my virus scanning software was very helpful, as I manged to fix it.

Vali-thanks for the links to the vids.

Maggie-love the flashing hair braids, they will be really annoying for 18th!!

O thank god he is alright. Come on Loppies we have to keep him warm. If he catches a cold he might become sick and loses his beautiful voice.

If we are going to have a mars of the Loppie brigade we need to have at least one flag to wave about which represent Loppieland and maybe a national hymn or chant. Any suggestions?

I don’t have a Viking helmet but I do have a rather large sombrero in lots of different colours. That will do the trick also I think. OLÉ!!

Oh Geri - I hate it when that happens. Did you do frequent "saves"?? If so all should be well.........even if it crashes it should still have the documents........ooooooohhhhhhmmmmmmms as requested!
Fi have a lovely holiday - we will do our best to stay sane whilst you are away!
Back off to meeting now (yes it is at our house - they probably think I have problem as I keep disappearing! Looks set for another hour at least, so I will bid you adieu in the knowledge that Sir Lee is safe (well for the moment at least!). Sweet Meads all.

Geri,- please can I go back into the water with Sir Lee on top of me?(Hey, it was your idea, not mine!) I don't mind the cold water, honest!

Geri so wonderful yet again, and now you've frozen. I wish I could help but can't, but sure someone will, please help our laureate. This could be a major tragedy. All I can do is ohhhhmmmm, ohhhhmmmm, ohhhhhhmmmm.
Karen don't think you're really meant to understand Ashes To Ashes. I loved it but although watched LoM and understand the concept, still a bit mystified!
No, the hot water bottle definately needs to go between the thighs, but can have a blanket wrapped round it as we don't want anything burned now do we.

Oh Geri that sounds serious. I would suggest you simultanously press control, alt and delete. That will reboot the machine for you, and it might clear it. My usual first line of defense in any case. And some serious OOOHHHMMMing being done too. These days the computers automatically save as they go along, so it should be there when it restarts.

Anne,- how about you use one of those white pointed hats(?) that goes so well with the braids (flashing or not) and the clogs?
Carys,- national flag for Loppyland. That is surely a job for you?
Fi,- have a good holiday. Behave yourself, hear?

Geri, oooohhhmmmming like mad, sorry can't suggest anything more practical to help.

This is certainly an emergency of top priority, will we be able to rouse the GO or will he slumber for ever, lost in the depths of Geri's MS Word?

Hi All, just came in from college so excited my scollop thinks I've been drinking. Have to tell all, firstly while having coffee between classes and talking about hols this year etc. I happened to mention a certain trip to London next month to see a certain show. First question from my class friend, who I've only known since Sept was "will Lee Mead still be on" ..... a fledgling loppy maybe?? asked her did you like him? answer - "oh yes, he's gorgeous" Then, "but my Mum loves him too!" What 2 possible loppies?? Poor thing has never heard of loppies or LMAS, so I undertook to educate her and promised to send her the link to the website. Probably seems a tame story to most of you, but as Lee isn't ever in the news over here it is a big deal to bump into a fan. Anyway, next class was Tax and I was just too distracted to hear or focus at all. Drove home and couldn't wait to get on here to find out what had happened to poor Sir Lee after Geri knocked him out, but just as I was pulling up outside my

OHMMMMM! OHMMMMM! OHMMMM! for Geri!

Fi - what us bonkers? nah! Have a lovely holiday! (And I think Geri promised to re-wite the hankie as turquoise - if she ever get's her PC in order!)

Carys, I've only just managed to look at the badges - my vote is 48 - thanks!

Forgot to say Good night!

Good Night!

Well, I've found a semi-solution to the CO jinx. I have this weird little Beta version of a word processing programme that I never deleted because I like the fonts (go figure!). Anyway, I've been able to move the essay into that programme & it seems to be doing OK. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to go to the University tomorrow to use their computers in order to access Excel, which is time-consuming, and I have a certain poster to get mailed tomorrow too. I'll keep trying, so keep ohmming. Thanks for the good thoughts. (Shirley, my system is constantly freezing so alt-ctrl-del are old friends. Didn't work this time, though, and neither did rebooting. Good suggestion, though.)

sorry I hit "post" in my excitement, anyway, just outside my neighbour's house was a parked van "JOE MEADe Electrical", now I know that's one e too many but really, is that a "sign" or what? I couldn't stop laughing, must have looked like a madwoman!

sorry I hit "post" in my excitement, anyway, just outside my neighbour's house was a parked van "JOE MEADe Electrical", now I know that's one e too many but really, is that a "sign" or what? I couldn't stop laughing, must have looked like a madwoman!

Karen2 -- what? Don't leave us in suspense (now you've got me at it!)

Karen2 now breathe deeply and slowly (more first aid,) try a brown paper bag, to breathe into I mean. Don't worry this effect of Meaditis is quite common but I'm afraid totally incurable, you just have to learn to live with it. That's a tough one I know but has to be done.

Carys - badge 48 gets my vote too!

Geri - if I may be so bold, I haven't yet appeared in the story (my favourite colour is purple and shades thereof). I'm off to MiL's tomorrow for weekend so will miss any more chapters til I trawl through the posts on Monday :(

Karen2 - I watched Ashes to Ashes and found it a bit weird but very funny. I only saw the last bit of the last ep of LoM, but would quite like to watch all of it sometime as I think I'd enjoy it. BTW, well done on the loppy conversion!

Better go - busy day tomorrow. Sweet dreams one and all.

How rude of me to forget
Diana and Karen C loved the reviews. Great 'seeing' through others eyes and of course to have news of set problems. They must be getting a little used to running it without the extras. I'd love to see the men dressed as the camel.

My computer's been hit by the CO hex too. I've been able to get to this site but nothing else, no other sites will load, links don't work and I can't post anything. At least I have been able to keep up with what's been going on, but distraught that I couldn't get a reply to post in time for a mention in the story. Thankfully it all seems to have sorted itself out now. Geri, I found disconnecting all power supplies & threatening to re-program the bl**dy thing with an axe did the trick!! (But sending lots of ooooohhhhhhhmmmmmms for yours too)

Carys, I think all the badges are lovely, but my favourite is 48 closely followed by 51.

Maggie, those flashing hair braids are fantastic.

Karen2, how great that you've found some more loppies. Isn't it just brilliant when that happens? but why have you deserted us mid-sentence? Have you been taking lessons from the Geri school of cliffhangers?

I'm saying nothing about the first pic from LottieB. Oh alright better warn you, sit down before you follow link.
http://www.lee-mead.co.uk/February.htm

Oh Jo you beat me to it! Pass the fan someone please.

Has anyone else seen the trailer for a new series on ITV called Dexter? The theme music is................Paint it Black! only a snippet so far, just the opening chords so no way of knowing if the GO is singing but it does seem to be his version.....

I know, I know but I don't normally get to have real life conversations about Lee and my Meaditis normally has to remain hidden. I've been suffering this since ADWD and other than my new Irish loppy pals (hi Geri)I've not really got to know you all that well yet, it's not easy you know... oh where's the lushloppy bar when you need it? Needed a cooling unit last night and now I need a strong drink, and I haven't read tonight's chapter yet...help!

Well I do pop over there to see if here is anything noteworthy Lindsey. I don't usually post links to the pics, but that one has a slightly different view!!!!

Carys, bit early for you? No I've not seen it yet. I'll keep my ears open. Lovely badges btw, looks like 48 has the edge.

Fi, enjoy your holiday. Love the flashing hair braids, Maggie.

Carys, I like the single fan badges best but can't decide which is my fav.

Geri, lots of ohhhmmmms coming your way. Have you taken a copy of the two documents? Have you tried uninstalling and re-installing the software?

I was on LMAS before coming here and read another report of last night's show. I'd completely forgotten about something that happened - I think seeing Lee turns my brain to complete mush. When Lee banged his golden cup on the ground near Benjamin, he did it a bit too hard and it broke!! I saw a large chunk fly off. Everyone seemed to freeze for a moment, staring at the cup and then they carried on almost as if nothing had happened. It was so funny. Hope they had a spare.

Must go to bed. Sleep tight everyone.

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To Carol: Back order filled. Emerald green unit despatched.

To: Karen C can not fill order as details of colour required not included with order.

Diana - on 30th the base flew off and I think a little bit from the side. I think they must have a supply of golden cups.

Carys,- badge no.51 is my favourite.
Good night all, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams (in sleeping bags?) and wake up happy.

Carys, I heard a tiny bit of that trailer too. Will have to watch just to find out if it is Lee. For the second time, night all.

Oh dear. Serious OOOOOOMMMMMMMMSSSSSSS for your computer. Thank goodness you've managed to save the essay. ‘Fraid I couldn't pass on any sensible advice on how to fix it. Mind you, I don't think I can pass on sensible advice full stop. Certainly not after reading this blog. I'm so glad that we have our hero safe in our grip, I mean gentle caresses, whilst all this is going on.

Ooo, thanks Geri - I got to rub those beautiful Arms - I got the arms! And I'm sure he was trying to hug me close.. sept for Sherbet kept getting in the way. I can't think where the hot water bottle (or stone) will go. Surely we ensured he was massaged ALL over.

Karen2 - clearly a case of overexcitement - and I know all about that. I loved the way you just kept us all in suspenders for a bit.

Carys, I don't think I've stated my preference on the badge. Love 51 and also 48.. If I had the one with my name on, it'd have to read "Odds" rather than Auds.

Fi, hope you have a good holiday - and that you find an internet cafe for a quick peek back here.

Praline, did I recall you saying that you had the AT show recorded and could do a dvd? If so **she smiles ever so sweetly** what chance?? Grovel grovel bow scrape and beg.

Karen - yup, sorry, you should've watched Life On Mars first to follow from the get go.. but stick with Ashes.. you'll pick it up quickly I'm sure. It's all the quips and gags etc., that make for fun 'watching' See how many mistakes you can spot - and all those fashion faux pas that perhaps you recognise as being part of your wardrobe?????

Crikey, is that the time? Right, sweet meads all - waves to the night shift.. going to try to get to the cafe tomorrow even...

Goodnight, Odds, and everyone else who's still up. I deleted the MS program that I installed earlier this evening and it looks like I have my original Word program back to its prior sunshiney self. Doesn't help with Excel,but I'll take it! At least my precious story is safe and sound. Not that it was in any danger of permanent oblivion; it's on the blog, plus I've been sending updates to Jane so she can make sure her pictures are accurate (you know how picky we authors are!).

Anyway, my glass of red is dry, I'm really tired and off to bed. Sweet dreams all (esp. after the nasties I had last night!)

Geri-glad you saved Word for your essay of course, nothing to do with the story.
Another appraisal completed tonight, only 2 to go. Then they all have to be typed up, that will have to wait for later.
Nightlee night.

Late night check in and phew thank gooness Geri, I can sleep easier now, except then I went and looked at that picture Jo4. Phwoar! what are you trying to do to me at this time of night. At least I have my multicoloured cool it unit, will it be getting used tonight!
Yes Auds I do have AT on dvd but I've never copied anything before. However if it's the only way, if noone cleverer than me can do it , I will get it done somehow!
Right that's me for now night night all, if anyone is still around!! Carys maybe?

Thud!! someone pick me up off the floor - just seen LottiB's photo. OMG sorry got to say it but What a body!! and there you were massaging it for all your worth tonight!! you lucky devils!! Can i hold the hot water bottle pleassseeee ?

Carys - liking badge no 48

Geri - hope you get that computer sorted! OOOMMMMSSSS for the computer.

Karen2 - talking of Jo Meade Electrical, the other day i was just pulling into my local shopping centre when a BMW passed me going in the opposite direction. Its number plate was 'GO 1' My heart skipped a beat for a nanosecond! LOL

Eva - I did smile about your Luch companion. I find myself often defending Lee to the hilt. My work companions especially tease me about him and i'm always flying to his defence!

Is that the time already?

Night night
Sweet meads all

Thanks for link to LottieB's pics Jo4.
After close scrutiny, I'm rather worried that GO is not wrapping up warmly enough for these cold evenings.
Off for a fan and a sleep, perchance to dream!

Ok, finally finished catching up on all the chatter and the drip-feeding of the latest instalment from our esteemed author, wow Geri, you really know how to keep us on our toes and I just loved how you all leapt to our Heroes rescue when he was in difficulty, brought tears to my eyes (yes, of laughter).

Glad to have christened the Loppy Brigade and will definitely go shopping with the list of required items if you'll have me as a member?

Hadn't thought at all that I would be included in The Kar'ns as I'm one of the "new kids on the blog"... get it, sorry, it's very late and I should really be in bed but I'm just too wired tonight and ditto Pauline, that picture doesn't help to calm down an already excited Loppy! And I never got to order a Cooling Unit, do they deliver to Dublin do you think? but anyway if I am, thanks Geri, you're a legend, as scollop would say.

Ok, I think I'm rambling now, must stop but can't, probably no one here now anyway.

Morning, morning, rise and shine! BHB has been busy for the last couple of hours (doesn't he sleep?) getting the breakfasts ready - lots of lovely whisky glazed porridge on the go, as well as usual breads, fruits, special coffees, fruit juices and smoothies, eggs (as you like them), vodka mushrooms etc. etc., so tuck in!

Good Morning all!

Quick breakfast for me!

Geri I'm still ooohhhmming for your PC but am so glad the story - err I mean your essay is safe!

Thanks for the link Jo4 - I'm looking forward to that thud-worthy photo.

Well it's hail and farewell for me - I should be away for the weekend in Derbyshire. But it all depends on whether poorly Ploppy is up to going!

see ya later Loppies!

Good morning all. You know if we worked at this the morning shift could be logging on before the night shift had gone to bed.

Friday again already - how did that happen - and of course we are in Lent now - so I think we need to address our menu in the BeachCafe/Bistro. Now what can we have - hhmmm - dont know. Never really went with the strict dietary strictures. Maybe if we just give up alcohol for lent - heavens what is that howling - LushLoppies all screaming NNNNNOOOOO. OK. Lets not be controversial here - how about something no one will mind about - like chocolate?? Ouch - who threw that?? So you dont want to give up chocolate either?? HHHMMM. Lets be really generous here - how about we give up TRIPE. I promise not to put tripe on the menu for the whole of lent!!! There, everyone happy now???

Good morning BHB. You swam a long way last night?? - thats funny so did I. No, I didnt have hordes of women chasing me, trying to drown me in alcohol and massage me. I obviously got something wrong. But I did have a really nice swim with a Knight whose name reminded me of some of my favorite West Indian Islands. OK to work. A freshly baked croissant with some of that lovely lemon and quince marmalade please. And a large Earl Gray - I'll stay in this morning thank you. Not in a rush today.

Morning all. Another day, another physio. The student who's been treating me so far has gone back to Uni, so it's on with a new one today. That of course means wasting a lot of time telling of all symptoms all over again,- when did it start hurting, where does it hurt, how does it hurt, what kind of pain is it ? Oh dear. patience, patience!
Hello swetheart,- a large leaded one and some walnut bread with scrambled eggs. No thank you, I've given porridge up for lent.( I never eat it anyway!) But isn't lent the time for lots of fish? I know some very good dishes. Anybody want to knoe the recepies? Form an orderly queue, please!
What's that BHB? Someone threw you into ice cold water last night? Now who would do a thing like that? An Irish miniature of an author? Tsk, tsk, what some people do for pleasure! Stick close to me, and I'll see you come to no harm!

Morning, morning. Geri, glad you sorted your software problem. You could try installing only Excel from the disc.

Oooh that photo from LottiB!

Did someone mention porridge? That would go down a treat.

Good Morning all

Geri Firstly- you should always backup you important files to CD,DVD,seperate external drive(just in case) I speak from experience.

Secondly If you uninstalled the MS Office that you installed earlier, try installing again, somtimes if there is a electrical spike or dip when installing, the programe can corrupt, if you try again it may work.
But be aware, the version of MS office may not be compatible with your version of Windows, it may be prudent to chek.

Geri Please backup your files Before/If you try again.

Good morning loppies, glad to see champers and chocolate still on the menu Shirley and I'll gladly give up tripe!
Geri, hope things get to rights with your computer, I've borrowed my grandaughters laptop while I try and drag the gremlins from mine but they're stubborn little blighters!

Awww Jane, hope your ploppy is well enough to travel would be such a shame if you don't get your weekend away.
We are off to a wedding in Gloucester today and I don't think I'll have access to a computer but if I do will cast another vote of course! Look after Sir Lee and I'll see you next week.

Wow ! thanks for the link to LottieB's pic Jo4.

THUD!

Thanks for all the advice. Martin, I'm getting a message from Microsoft saying they no longer support my version of Excel because it's so old, and it needs updates to function properly (it's Office 2000 and I'm using XP processors). I will save my most important stuff to disc anyway, but I think there'll be no choice but to head to Uni to get this work done. Probably as well; it'll force me to stay focused and not check the blog from time to time.

So a nice fortifying breakfast. Some of Carol' special receipe porride, with smoked salmon eggs benedict and a strong pot of tea. Thanks BHB -- what, Eva's at it again? Why don't you just tell her she's scaring you? No, I'm sure you don't want to hurt her feelings, but I think the real reason is she's bigger than you! She really did make a lovely floatation device, though!

THUD! - Guess where I've just been ;) Didn't realise it was so hot today! I think I might just put in for one of those cooling systems please, in lilac, a nice calming colour.

Suex - thanks for the tip about Liverpool08.com, will have a look at that before we head up there next week. Enjoy the wedding!

Ohhhmmmmmmms for all travelling loppies this weekend, here's to some good weather for us all.

Big ohhhhhhmmmmmmms of patience Eva for your physio session. I daresay calling a certain aftershow photo to mind will help... then again, maybe that's not such a calming influence!

Shirley - I think I could manage not to eat any tripe for, well, ever! And sorry for throwing my cup at you earlier, it's just I get a tad distraught at the prospect of no chocolate!

If I don't get back on before Monday, have a lovely weekend everyone!

Quick flying visit (minus broomstick)

Sorry Maggie must pass on flashing hairbraids cos remembered scollop has lovely multicoloured jesters hat with lots of tall spikes on it with bell attached to each one - which tinkle every time head is moved. Please can i wear that. (Jane E think he got it at one of the re-enaction days we went to when he was younger - you must have one too!)

Martin - you sound just like my ploppy. I always get rows too for not backing up my work.

Anyway must fly again. See you all next week.

Carys - 48 please

Firstly my thanks to the Cool It Company for their excellent installation service, and boy did I need it when I checked the picture out this morning! Jane E do hope Ploppy is well enough for the weekend break - looks like the weather is going to be ok (well here at least!). I am very happy to give up tripe for Lent. My heart beat rate increased enormously when the CM posted about giving up alcohol!! Phew, what a relief when that was dropped (not the bottles of course, the idea!). Sioux - enjoy the wedding! Geri good luck with the IT probs - I often get a similar message when I have a problem!! Hence the man coming in (and he stood us up this week - wails!) to sort us out and get my laptop up and going!!

Oh Fi - Jester's hat sounds perfect!!!

Morning All, much calmer today thankyou. Proper sense of decorum today I think. No, on the other hand, I'm probably in the wrong place for that!
Carol the breakfast sounds lovely, hope there's some left for the rest of us. And what would we do without Champers, please don't suggest we have to give that up for Lent.

Hope your pc is behaving itself Geri. We can't afford to have you offline, how would we cope?

Ohhmmmms for those not feeling well and for Eva going to physio, hope whatever is the problem is improving for you.

Fiona - I'm having my Friday treat of a chocolate croissant in your honour, was too sick last week to eat at all but I'm making up for it now!

It's so much easier to post messages in here, the laptop at home has no H key, my scollop lost it! And it can be very tricky as all the question words need H, sympathise with the loppy who recently lost her B, can't remember who that was?

Morning all, sorry Shirley didn't mean to throw things earlier, but really the thought of no alcohol or chocolate!!!!!! So to make it up to you I promise to give up tripe permanently, not just for lent.
Sue have a great time at the wedding.JaneE hope you get your weekend in Derbyshire, ohhhhhmmmmm for your Ploppy. Save journey to all travelling loppies.Oh and Fi the hat is a great idea as long as you can fit the rabbit ears on it! Eva good luck with your physio.
Karen2 it must be something in the name as it was Karen who lost her b. *loody *ell!
Hello BHB, oh you already have my coffee ready, you are so sweet. It's a beautiful morning so maybe you'd like a little walk along the beach after? I think you had perhaps better put a coat on as altough I LOVE the bare midriff we don't want you catching cold now do we!

Shirley, that was a nasty moment but thanks for the reprieve over the chocs. and Champers.
Will try to be strong and exist without Tripe for the next 6 weeks.

Hope oooooooohhhmmms work Geri and that we can have next instalment tonight, its just like Dickens isn't it? Also hope essay is retieved OK.

Back from your walk on the beach with Pauline2, BHB? She did what????? Peeking under your coat to get a look at your midriff !!!!! Honestly, some people!
My new physio was as good as gold. She had actually read my notes before I came in, so there was no need to go through another first degree again. That perked me up no end.

BHB, Did you tell Geri you were frightened of me? I didn't think so. She is so into her fantasies that she'll make up anything! When you referred to her as the Irish miniature, did you only refer to her lack of height or did you have her brain size in mind too? You are too polite to say? Well, whisper it into my ear and I'll translate into very diplomatic language. Very tactful, me. Known for it! I see,- if we say that when she shakes her head, we can hear her brain cell rattle about. Plenty of room to rattle !! Will that cover it??
I don't mind her saying that I make a great floating device. I'm a very good swimmer and a big one, so I'll accept that, but to imply that I'm scary !!!! How many times,- I'M A PUSSYCAT !!!!!!!

Eva, your future may bode more than being used as a floatation device...

OK, picked up the poster from the framers -- they were in rhapsodies about it. The woman there said it's so special it would be kept forever. Must say, I agree! Anyway, they bubble-wrapped it within an inch of its life so, sorry, but won't be able to taken another picture. Going to meet Karen2 for a quick lunch in town after I send off the poster, then come back to work. It's all go in Dublin, you know!

Thanks for all the Ohhmmms for my Ploppy guys - he's still poorly, but if he's not OK to go tomorrow, some friends are going to take me instead - so I won't miss the party (Ploppy's idea not mine - honest!)

Shirley - I nearly fainted at the thought of giving up alcohol for 40 days - but I'll happily avoid tripe - just for you!

Suex - Enjoy you're wedding

Fi - I haven't got a jester's hat! I'm jealous now!

Pauline2 - I agree - what is it about Karens and keyboards??

Eva I was only checking to make sure he was warmly wrapped up, honestly! (fingers crossed behind back) Glad the physio was up to scratch.
Go JaneE, what a lovely Ploppy, he deserves a special ohhhhhhhhmmmmm for that. Have a great time whatever.
Geri it sounds so wonderful, just wish we could see his face when he opens it!

Carol /Eva and anyone else Who may be interested.
I have recieved details from My ISP that the limit on E-mail size is ususlly about 2mb and that about the size of the photo's you were trying to send me, and why when you were sending multiple photo's, they were not getting here and had to send one at a time, But apparently if they are sent using Outlook or Outlook express the limit is 5mb (not sure why)and outlook is actually how i send my mail, so that's handy.
So if you set up outlook as your mail sender/reciever, you will be able to send larger files.
Outlook is free to download and your ISP should be able to tell you how to set it up
to send/recieve your mail.

Martin

Thanks for that - I do have Outlook set up on my pooter at home, but use BT Yahoo as they provide our package! I am convinced that up there in the ether there are lots of piccies of "slightly bonkers" ladies - wonder if the aliens get to peek and have hysterics!!
Carol x

Have those of you going to the 'Dream On' concert seen this info:
'Dream On at the London Palladium will see the boys perform all the songs from the new album live, as well as featuring some very special guests from Any Dream Will Do and other surprises.'

Afternoon, had such a laugh catching up, poorly scollop kept giving me filthy looks and has now gone to reside on MiL's sofa for a rest!
Trying to book a holiday at the moment and Ploppy isn't happy as I keep saying "can't go then I'm off to see Joseph on the 7th" After much tutting we seem to have settled on a week in May before June tearfest so hopefully I'll return nicely bronzed and relaxed to join in the scrum?

Phew, just caught up with everything! Work is so busy at the moment - its so unfair!! What a way to start the day though when I saw THAT PHOTO!! Just lovely!! Looking through the others - Lee really likes that green hat! I think he wore it first when Alison and I went -in those photos its green, in my photos its grey!! One of the benefits of going to see Joseph when the weather warms up is that Lee wont be bundled up in a big coat and there will be uum more umm flesh on show!!

Geri - I may be wrong but I dont think us Alisons have been mentioned!! I think there are three of us altogether!!

Oh my, what is LottiB trying to do to us with pics like that? Thanks Jo4
Cool It Co. urgent delivery required of one ac unit preferably in aubergine (to match duvet cover!) PLEASE
I'm off for a lie down, I may be some time!!

Geri I was briefly mentioned as Alley-oop but I'd love to appear in person so to speak if that's not being too greedy?

Oh yes please Geri. Can the Alisons have a part? I don't mind a group role.

Aargh that picture was a bit lovely.

Ok now I'm going to get myself disliked and turn you all green. I'm going to the Maldives on Sunday. I am worrying about the fact there may not be internet (although I'm sure there will) but more likely I won't be able to find this site! Feel free to join me. The bistro would look good on stilts over the ocean. Lots of cocktails?

This is interesting!!

http://www.thestage.co.uk/news/newsstory.php/19780/dream-on-kenwright-forms-boy-band-with

Alison - when I went to Boston, to find this exact blog I had to search using key words so to find this one you may need to type in Summer Strallen etc! Have a fantastic time in the Maldives (and yes I am green!!)

Oh that picture......what a way to get the day going again. Thanks Lotti and Jo4 I needed that! Lots of problems for me to solve this morning. I am neckered (is that a word?)

Geri, too bad you couldn't make a photo of the finished product but we want it to arrive save and sound at the doorstep of the GO, so you made a good call I would say.
Glad everything is working again on your pc. It can be quite daunting al that ICT stuff.

Anne,- I think the word you want is knackered, or as Terry Wogan said to Lee,- cream crackered.

Hi all, I've had a very productive day so far. Got the picture picked up, as I said (plain black wooden frame, looks fab because so many of the squares are brightly coloured -- can't imagine why!), wasn't able to put any more squares into it, I'm afraid, just a Happy Valentine's Day from the Loppies! message, put it in cardboard, wrapped it and sent it off. I had a choice between spending €27 for 2 day delivery, or €35 for 3 day delivery. Decided to be 'cheap'.
Then contacted my pal at work who'd given me her excel disc (which is corrupt, I found this morning) and she, clever girl, is having a work lap-top delivered to me this afternoon. Whew! Feel like I just ran up a very steep hill in high heels. With Eva on my back...Now maybe I'll get a chapter written while I wait for the laptop.
PS: Jane, hope paw and ploppy are no long
poorly.
PPS: the link you gave us AliB shows The Stage has an ad for a certain Mr Mead's CD when I looked at it. Well done advertising dept.!
PPPS: Are all the Alis, Alisons, etc. ok with being collectively Alley-Cats?

Knackered thats it. Thanks Eva, I learn every day something new.
My English improves daily since I met you all.

Geri, on wednesday I mailed you some Euros but now knowing how quick the Irish post works it could take a while before you get it.

Thinking about the Dream On boys - I would much rather see them than Teatro (their CD is awful!!) However it goes without saying that I would rather hear the GO sing! Will be interesting to see where their album gets in the charts.

Geri - ooh yes - thats us - purr purrrr!!

Have a fantastic time, Alison. And you too, JaneE.

I saw that blurb on Dream On, Pen. I can't decide whether to go. I wouldn't mind seeing Craig but not so keen on the others. Lee could be one of the guests in which case it would definitely be worth going, or he might be in the audience. But I've shelled out so much on tickets etc. already - haven't told Ploppy I've booked to take my parents to see Joseph (any excuse for another visit!)

Hi AliB, I admit, I thought it was purrfect!

I just posted the tracking info on LMAS if anyone wants to watch the poster travel across the Irish Sea & (hopefully) arrive safely at the Adelphi! Oh, and thanks, KarenC for looking up the address for me!

Geri yes I'd love to be an alley cat.

Hi Geri, great to see you at lunchtime, brightened up my Friday no end.
Really glad your computer problem is getting sorted, you have no excuse now not to have your assignment ready for Monday but have an oohhmmm anyway.

Alison - have a great holiday, we would love to join you so if we can't all fit into your suitcase it will have be in a virtual bistro, ooh all those exotic cocktails. Have a Pina Colada for me!

Thank you for all the ooooooohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmms
HE GOT THE JOB

For what it's worth, "Dream On" is available to download now on iTunes (we've added the link to the bottom of the news story). It's a little hard to tell from the small size on the iTunes store, but it does look as if the album artwork that gets embedded within every track is the old version of the cover, complete with "and and" typo...

Phew - having one of those days in the office! Did manage to get to the wine bar however and share a bottle of red! Geri I meant to ask you - do you want euros or sterling towards the Valentine project??
Alison - have a wonderful holiday (do hope you find some internet connections!!!).
Ok work beckons!! Catch up later!!
Cx

Carol, either is fine; I know how hard it is to manage currency exchange so if it's easier to send £s, I can save them for my next trip to London.

Great news Maggie,
hope you have a lovely celebration with him!

Proud Mum - that's great news. Are you celebrating tonight?

Thanks Scott, however, I think I'll pass on the album.

One of my colleagues has just said "I'm in the zone". I only just stopped myself replying, "The Joseph zone". They already think I've lost it but that would really have done it. Apparently there were a lot of comments on Tuesday when they found out why I wasn't in the office.

I was in HMV this morning, buying The Simpsons series 150 or something for one of the Grandson's b.day this weekend.
They had Lee's album on a display shelf marked "HMV Recomends" so they must still be selling.

Geri, your postal service is very Irish, it costs less if the parcel takes 2 days to arrive than if it takes 3?

Very glad it looks so good, I'm sure Lee will love it, well done you for organising it all.

A mummy kiss will have do as I will be at work from 7pm tonight
Alison, when on holiday, type in The Stage Loppies Friday 1 february and you should find this site. When we were round friends at Christmas I found us that way on there p c but of course the date was different, hope that helps you.
Geri when I tried this out just now, part of your story was there on there on the Google site (fame at last) here is the link from Google http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=THE+STAGE+LOPPIES+FRIDAY+1+FEBRUARY &ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=fi

Just looking in again and seen on my post to many - on there – silly me!!

Re the Dream On thing, I'm just thankful that the British Public saw sense and got the right man as Joseph as I would have hated to see Lee end up in a 2-bit boyband (not that he would have as I think he would have been inundated with MT offers). Wonder why Keith is being left out each time - does Louis Walsh still have plans for him I wonder?. The other 5 all fit quite neatly into BK's touring Joseph with Anthoby recently being included as well, if they take off as a boyband his JATATD is going to be a bit depleted!!

Oh Maggie - that's great news about Scallop - you see all those oooohhhhmmmms do work!!! Shirley2 - good point about KtT - if LW does have plans for him he is leaving it a bit late as by the time the Oliver contest starts the general public may well have forgotten all about K!
Geri - ok I'll make a decision on currency and wing it across to you!! Hearing the sad tale of the length of time some of the squares took, I'm amazed that LLL arrived so quickly!!!

Shirley2 - As far as I know in regards to Keith - he is releasing his own album of material but I don't know that its with Louis Walsh and what sort of songs are on it. This was reported on the Forum alittle while back.

Bye. Thanks for the tips on how to find this abroad. Hopefully I'll have pink bits when I next pop in. Take care everyone. (Waves)

Bye Alison!! (Waves back)

Hooray its Friday!!

Byeeee Alison! Have a great holiday!!

Ohmmmms for your poorly scollop Ali and a big cheer for your scollop Maggie!

Thanks everyone for the Ohmms for my Ploppy who's a bit better today - and for my poorly paw - which is a lot better.

I'm going to keep ploppy company now - on the other hand I might just have to check that photo you're all talking about first!

Maggie,- congrats. to you and your scollop (well, he obviously has your brain).
Scott dear,- thank you for the info, but I don't think so. All my spare money and some that isn't, goes towards my expensive new hobby,- Lee Mead!
Geri,- the image of you running up a steep hill in high heels and with me on your shoulders, brings a whole new meaning to the words in "You Rise Me Up". I feel faint just thinking about it. We'd better add a note "Don't try this at home"!!!

Eva
My sides hurt (from Laughter) we are pleased to say that our scollop does not get his brain from Maggie, in fact Not sure where he got it, perhaps it was the milkman, in fact both of our sons turned out well, and were in a position to get a university education, unlike mum and dad.

What a lovely day it's been - really felt like spring.

I'm intending to have an early night tonight so probably won't switch on the laptop when I get in. Have a lovely weekend everyone.

Hi all, well, after a long 'journey', I managed to download a trial version of Excel from MS & have all my files from Uni set up so now need to get to work. Don't worry -- won't forget my loppy obligation to give you a chapter some time this evening. Thanks for all the ohmms.

Happy w'end & hols everyone lucky enough to be going somewhere. Alison, bits of pink? Are you taking Shirley with you?

Congratulations to Maggie and Martin's scollop
Geri I'd love to be an alley cat!!
Alison have a great holiday, I am a bit green but have just confirmed a week in a gorgeous villa in a very unspoilt part of Cyprus so I'm looking forward to that.
Off to work now, don't have too much fun without me!

Oh am I to late? goodbye Alison (waving madly) have a fantastic holiday, lucky you!
Maggie and Martin so pleased our ohhhhhhmmmms had the desired effect! Congratulations to your scollop.
Geri so pleased (in an entirely unselfish way) that your techie problems are getting sorted. Must admit the vision that is you running up a hill with Eva on your shoulders!!!!!! Best laugh since your last chapter!
Must admit am going to pass on the Dream On stuff. I think Lee may make an appearance, but rather spend the money somewhere I know he's going to be.

Martin and Maggie - I am sure Scollops have inherited all their brilliance from both of you! Alison - have a lovely holiday (waving adieu), Jane-E and Ploppy have a nice weekend, Siox enjoy the wedding, everyone else have a lovely evening and weekend - that's just a bit premature I know. Off to choir practice shortly so will be back later on for the next chapter!!!

Martin, Maggie,- since I don't know your milk man, I can't vouch for that paternity, but remember,- postmen have been known to part take of extracurriculum activities too!! Whoever is responsible, 2 scollps at Uni are a compliment to any parents.

Evening all

OH MY GOD - THAT PHOTO!!!!!!! I had a brief peek when I first arrived at work this morning and nearly fell off my chair. A colleague looked at me rather suspiciously when he heard my sharp intake of breath and saw my jaw hit the floor, considering he thought I was only logging in to my systems!!!!

I thought I was too young for hot flushes but I was certainly having them this morning!!

SHIRLEY - NO NO NO - give up alcohol - how very dare you - soooooo glad you re-thought that one!!

Ohhhhhhhmmmmmmm's to your Ploppy Jane (Ploppy Jane - sounds funny, sorry). Have a good weekend anyway!

Karen2 - yes it was me who lost my B and very painful it was too! And this lot took the pibb mercilessly so beware!!

Maggie & Martin - well done to you and your scollop.

Alison - have a fab holiday

Ali - I did laugh at your comment about booking your holiday and it reminded me of a similar conversation I had with my Ploppy the other day. We have been thinking of going to London for a few days in the summer and seeing a couple of shows (sadly not Joseph as Ploppy can’t understand why anyone would want to see the same show more than once – guess he’s not a Loppy then). I did say though that I might pack him off to do his own thing for a couple of hours and go to the matinee on my own. So we were discussing dates, whilst I was making dinner, and I told him if I was getting a ticket for the matinee it couldn’t be during Lee’s holidays (he wasn’t particularly happy that I am considering arranging our holiday around Lee’s but he’ll get over it, especially as I also have to arrange them around his golf trips!). Ploppy asked who plays Joseph when Lee’s on holiday to which I replied (not thinking) BooHoo. Ploppy raises his eyebrows and says “BooHoo? BooHoo Who?” (Ploppy is clearly taking the pibb at this point). Then he commits the ultimate sin against Loppies and says “well why can’t you just go while he’s on, you’ve already seen the other bloke”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was, of course, just trying to wind me up and the fact that he spent the rest of the evening trying to get the wok off his head where I had whacked him with it shows that he succeeded!! Fortunately (for him) I’m the one who books all the holidays so there’s no chance of him doing it and getting the dates wrong – if he did that Ploppicide would definitely be committed!!!!


Hi all
Back to the problem about large e-mails, I have been told about a programe that enables you up to send up to 1GB file size, for pics, Video, Folders etc.
It's called Pando and has 2 versions - 1pay version (up to 3GB) and the 1GB version which is free.
you need to download this and then use it to send Large files, the recipient if they do not already have Pando will be prompted to download and therefore recieve up to 1GB of data, aparently works with Outlook, hotmail etc.

This is not a recomendation from me, but my ISP suggested it, I have not downloaded it yet unless we need to use it.

So if anyone has a lot of pics or video's, and would rather not send one at a time, and wants to try it I am willing to download the Pando prog to enable me to recieve photo's for the loppie albums.
Here is the link for a look see.

http://www.pando.com/download

Hi again, having said that Scollop got the new job and that he doesn't take after us in the brain dept, I go and prove it by the last post, too busy watching telly and not looking at what I'm doing,
Thanks for the good wishes for Scollop, both have the good looks of their mother my savvy and not sure if it's the milkman or postmans brains, who cares? as long as they have a good life

Good evening everyone.

Maggie and Martin - how brilliant of your Scallop you must be so pleased.

Alison - byee - have a wonderful holiday.

Has she gone???? Boy is she going to be surprised to see the BeachCafe/Bistro on the beach when they stroll out of their lodge. So swimsuits and sarongs at the ready for Monday morning please ladies. Some lovely fresh tropical fruits, and juices - and yes cocktails if you insist.

I have DT and his Tardis on standy so an early start on Monday please if you want to travel the easy way. Latecomers have to make their own way - and Eva will tell you from previous journey that it can be pretty hard.

Glad your computer is sorted Geri, nothing at all to do with wanting a new chapter of course..... heavens no. Wanting to see what the Alley cats get up to.

Karen I was laughing away reading your post. A couple of days ago my Ploppy was telling me of various business trips he is going on this year and asking if I wanted to go with him. Rather fancied the boat trip though mid Siberia in June, but not until I was sure it did not clash with the Tearfest. And it doesnt, so maybe, just maybe, I will be going somewhere rather different for my hols this year.

Shirley,- if you are going to Siberia in June, take with you the strongest mosquito repellents you can get! I saw a TV program about some people who were camping in Siberia through the summer, and the sight of the mosquitos still gives me nightmares!
Karen,- of course you plan your holidays around your Lee commitments. Is there any other way?
Martin,- I have downloaded the Pando program, and have sent an e-mail to myself to see if it works. It does! Do you mind if I send some photos to you via this program, just to try it? It will be some old ones, so they are not for the Loppy album.

Well don't know what happened there. Just did a post and suddenly got the message saying wesite not found. Then found couldn't get any web pages. Panic, anyway rebooted so let's see what happens now!
As I was saying, Karen I'm suprised you only hit your Ploppy with a wok, that is not a funny joke, you tell him!
Been out with friend today who missed AT, apparently this bug out her off booze!!**!! Hope I don't get it. Anyway, missed the rat on AT and forgot to record it, what a loss! Which reminds me Auds I'm struggling here trying to work out how to copy THE AT show. Have an idea if nobody else can help out.
Goody off on hols again!! Must brush up on cocktails. Now Siberia that really would be different, we could all come with you Shirley!
Here goes again!

It worked phew! that should be Put her off booze.

Well it's been a glorious day here today, really sunny & almost warm. Hope it's been the same in Gloucester for SueX's wedding.

Maggie & Martin, terrific news for your Scollop. So pleased for you all.

Jane E, sending more ohhhmmmss that your Ploppy can make it to the party with you.

Alison, have a super holiday. Wonder if you'll bump in to anyone you know? Shirley, please can I book my place in the Tardis for Monday morning?

martin and Maggie - well done to scollop - will be lovely having him so near. Debate about his brains reminded me of teachers comments to ploppy and me several years ago when it was obvious that youngest scollop very bright and teacher asked if we had adopted him and when we replied no proceeded to ask about milkmen in area at that time - and she was only half joking. obviously a lot of very bright milkmen around E Anglia!!

Not sure who going where and if anyone ill so lots of ohmmmmms for good hols and good health for everyone

Finished packing so off to pub to recover - ploppy pacing up and down due to alcohol withdrawal symptoms so gotta dash.

Eva go ahead

Karen- I sprayed the laptop with diet coke again reading about the wok. It was so funny, I do hope he was trying to wind you up.
Maeve- Only a Loppy would be concerned if he was wearing enough clothes for the temperature, after looking closely at the picture of course.

Ch. 17 (cont'd)

It took three days before he was aware of where he was. His head throbbed and he passed from fever to cold and back again. He was aware of little --concerned faces at his bedside, the mind-clearing scent of sage, the hum of voices. At intervals he was given warm drinks and frequently his skin was massaged with sweet smelling oils (all by the loppies whose nmes haven't been mentioned yet. I know, it's cheating. I'm a desperate woman!) Sometimes he thought he heard angelic voices singing and he knew the loppies were nearby taking care of him, and he felt safe.
Finally he recovered enough to be aware of himself and his surroundings. Three loppies were in the corner eating chocolate, Chillian, Valley Girl and Magpie were sitting amid a stack of Toblerones and Maltesers. Magpie noticed he was awake and jumped up, sending chocolate balls flying. She flung herself upon him and kissed him. He tried to speak but all the other loppies were pushing each other out of the way to get close to him.
“You go tell the others he’s better – I’ll give him a massage!” Valley Girl said.
“Not flippin’ likely!” Chillian said (in very ladylike tones). "I’ve got the massage, and I need to brush the curls before anyone sees him—“
“I’ll take care of the curls,” Magpie insisted.
They were still squabbling when the door burst open and the Fairy Godfather burst in, too agitated to remember his *poof!*. He was still dressed in his Lord of Misrule outfit and the garish colours made Lee’s head ache.
“Out, out, loppies!” Gray’mm said. “Go tell the others he’s awake. Go!”
They scrambled, but not without resentful looks and kisses blown towards the wounded knight.
“Loppies,” Gray’mm said. “I don’t know. They’ve been keening over you like a bunch of drunken banshees the past few days. I’ve known some banshees, and, trust me, you don’t want to see them drunk. Take Lady Brum-hilde, for instance…”
“Lady Brum-hilde’s a banshee?” Lee said. He began to wonder if he was hallucinating, but suddenly the room was full of people -- the other knights, Dot, the muses, and more loppies than he would have thought possible to fit into such a small place.
“Lee, thank goodness you’re all right,” the wizard said. He sat on the bed and peered at the knight with anxious eyes. “Yes, no real harm done, I think. But I must say, you were lucky the loppies were so quick to react. The rest of us were lost in that evil stench from Auds and didn’t know what had happened. Then the ladies tore out of the ballroom after you. I must say, I didn’t know Diva could run so fast!”
Boyz and Charming stood by the bed smiling at him. “We thought you were a goner for sure,” Boyz said. “I wish we’d reacted sooner – we should have been at your side fighting Aus instead of fighting nausea.”
"Same thing," Carry-S said with a sniff.
“Well,” Strawberry said from the corner of the room. “The loppies have had dealings with Auds before, on a distant planet far, far away.”
There was a moment’s silence, then Gray’mm said, “Well, anyhow…”
“Where’s my sword?” Lee asked suddenly. “It was in my hand when I was in the water.”
“And stayed in your hand. Or, more accurate, your hand stayed in it,” Dot said. “It has chosen you, Lee, and no one else will ever wield it. You should be very proud to have such a strong and vibrant weapon.”
“Ooh-er!” said Gray’mm and grabbed Sherbet’s fan and began fanning himself briskly with it. Sherbet grabbed it back and gave him a look that was more old fashioned than this story.
Dot rolled his eyes, then handed Lee the sword. It seemed to purr in his hand and its presence comforted him in a way he couldn’t explain.
“All right, everyone out,” Dot said. “The boy needs to rest. Yes, you two, Boyz, and you loppies. You can come back later. Get some sleep, Lee. I’ll have the Alley-Cats bring you some supper after you’ve rested.”
Lee nodded, suddenly exhausted again, and went back to sleep, the sword resting contentedly upon the bed beside him.

I've been watching some ADWD this afternoon, it was the Rubbish week horribilis. I'd forgotten quite how horribilis it was.
Not only did Brunhilda make the infamous "rubbish" remmark but also at the end chose Lee as the one NOT to be Joseph who should go. Denise laid into hin too, saying it was time to forget excuses(sore throat) and work harder. Then ALW said he'd shown inexperience by not 'marking' at the dress rehearsal.
Lee was so gracious when interviewed, saying that everyone was entitled to their opinion and that he would try not to be rubbish next week if he was still there.
I could have wept.

I know that you've all probably watched this many times but are the only people who would indulge me in this rant! It really got to me today.
Actually it's the stuff of fairy tales and legends (isn't it Geri?) The hero has to overcome terrible times and face character building tests to finally triumph.

Right, ready now Geri for latest chapter!

Thanks Geri, what timimg! Great, great, great. More sleeping though! Still no sign of Rave unfortunately!

Geri-stench from Auds, how nice.

GERI GERI GERI - you let another loppy tend to THE CURLS!!!! My heart hasn’t mended properly yet after Tuesday!! I’m a gutted gutted gutted.

Oh, crickey, and then...

JUST WHAT EVIL STENCH DID I CREATE????. Geri, it’s very clear where this is heading. Don’t beat about the bush, just tell me straight that you don’t like me…
back to read the rest..

Strong and vibrant weapon!!!!!!!!????????

Martin,- 3 photos sent.

And now I'm on a distant planet. HONESTLY GERI, you really really don't like me.

I can hardly type for laughing so hard.

Maggie and Martin-Well done to scollop.

Those away Loppies, have a good time.

I'm in agreement with saving money and importantly time not going to Dream On, to save for more important things. What they are I've no idea, another pair of trousers perhaps.

Eva-Hi, the thought of Geri running up a hill with you made me smile, perhaps your physio could make a trip to Ireland.

Geri-Love the chapter, ahh.

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I can't stop laughing.. evil stench Auds what did you do!! That'll be why you're on a distant planet!

And now that I'm almost back to normal, (and changed back to my proper loppy handle)I'll continue with what I was going to post BEFORE the insults started flying.

Firstly in response to Scott-dear’s post – ah bless – but really the only thing to say about that is “dream on”.

Maggie/Martin – congratulations on the Sloppy’s success (however it came about).

O heck Karen – your marital conversations have me in hysterics!! You should post with a warning – “This Post Could Kill – Do Not Eat or Drink Whilst Reading” The image of him wearing the wok - could almost believe it. Doesn't he know he's living on the edge when he maligns all things GO?

Ooooo goodie, finally I get to the Maldives!! My dream destination for a vacation. Won’t Ali be surprised to see us there? Packing sarongs as I type. But will anybody want me along now - that I create evil stenches from far away planets?? Will I be allowed in the Tardis?

Hmmm… Siberia, in a boat? Hmmm...Will it have wireless internet? Well, maybe that's the place for me and my evil stench!!!

And to think I've just popped some euros in the post to you, with a lovely card with lovely kind words. That's the last time I play the tart for you Geri!!!

Oh and Carys - sorry, I didn't acknowledge your post quite a few hundred scrolls back up.. Will I have a lovely surprise awaiting my return tomorrow evening - a little parcel in the post???? (must remember to breathe)...

Odds -- I mean Auds, Maeve, Eva -- I'm making a list. No, not saying any more than that. Except you're all on it...

Geri,- what you make me do for Sir Lee! Running ??? Haven't done that for a long time.
Jo4,- you're right. I should send my physio to Ireland. Maybe Geri could teach her to get some Lee-input into her treatments. That would put a rocket up my behind, I can tell you!
I have now done what Martin recommended and downloaded the Pando software. It's easy to download and easy to use. My 3 photos was sent in a flash, not in 15 minutes as it would take with my usual mail. Here is the link again:
http://www.pando.com/download

Is that a HIT list then??

You've always been a big hit with me, Auds.

Eva, a rocket up your behind -- now that create some mental pictures!

Geri,- you're making a list? A hit-list? You've lived too long in USA. Did you have any Mob connections there?
Maeve,- I know what you meab about that episode of ADWD. I still get upset every time I watch it, and I want to smack them all!!

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Maeve meant to say I watched that episode again recently, and I could have strangled them, especially Brum hilde. Hoping she'll get her comeuppance in AKWD! Best remedy, watch next two episodes!!

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7th Feb another slight costume mulfunction, but it lookslike the revolveis fixed. Also the rediculous amount of money paid was for a promo copy of WCWMTW (on its own without GMYAS) with ripped paper insert, in a thin plastic wallet. Just over £70. And yes I was watching it, too steep for me.
http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/2462310622/show/781382

Sorry just checked £78.11. V good for seller.

Anyone watched The Choir on BBC2?
That Gareth Malone is fantastic. He looks about 14 but my word does he know what he's doing.
Talk about taking unpromising material and producing gold, all done by persuasion and charm.

I'm so excited Geri, can't wait!

...oh Geri aren't I on the hit list then? Sulks in corner! Auds - I can smell you all the way from here! That stench!!! As you will have gathered back from choir practice and going to retire with book for an early night (end of the week you see!!). Sweet Meads all!!!

Oh, my brain, the copy she bought had the excellent cover and paper insert. The one for sale now has the ripped papercover, so far £10 and 5 days to go. I'd better go now obviously too tired.
Nightlee night.

Dear Cool-it Company - do you have a day shift?? I must say your night shift is so efficient you could probably get away without one, but wondered.

Brilliant as usual Geri, but I did wonder what Auds had done to offend you. I've heard of what a difference a day makes - but what a difference a d makes is a new one on me.....

Lindsey - your reservation in the Tardis is confirmed for Monday morning. Please be at the BeachCafe/Bistro at 7.30am sharp. We will have all the food catering equipment and furniture loaded ready to make a prompt departure. Can I please request volunteers to help with the packing on Sunday.

Now its heading for my bedtime, and me and my gang are heading up to bed so goodnight all, Sleep tight and Sweet Meads.

Martin - just sent 5 Emails with photo's to Stage loppies Email address. Tried this last night. Assuming from comments this evening that they wasn't received. So hoping 2nd time lucky.
Apologies to AliB that this is taking soooo long!!
Not very techie so will sort out that Pando thingy another time!!

Geri - thankyou for organising the Valentine Project & for posting it today!!

Am i the only one going to the Dream On Concert then?, my mum, bless her, wants to go.

To everyone have a lovelee weekend!

Nightlee night
Sweet Meads

Send your pics to ipswich-blue@hotmail.co.uk

Dear Cool-It Company
Sincere apologies, preferred colour would be Lavender, and would appreciate urgent delivery as repeated viewing of certain photograhic material has caused massive overheating!

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To: Shirley
The night shift thanks you, we were formed to deal with the orders from this source as the units required have a higher specification for quicker cooling, our premium units. The day shift supply standard units to our other customers.
The Cool-It company night shift

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The Cool-It company night shift have packed and dispatched with the installation engineer (with maps and travel sickness tablets for the ferry) the lavender system as per your instructions.

Regards
The Cool-It company night shift


I think it's bedtme for me too. What with all the physical exersise during the day, I feel quite exhausted. First it was physio, then it was up hills and down dales wth Geri, and last but not least,- running after Sir Lee.
So it's good night from me, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams and wake up happy.

Will be there to help pack up on Sunday but have very little hope of making the Tardis!! Looks like I'd better service my broomstick then.
Night night all.

Ok, scollop wants computer, enjoy weekend and hols all travelling loppies.
If BHB is going to the Maldives with Alison, can we go too?
If the Tardis is fully booked will have to tap ruby slippers together 3 times or else use Floo Powder?
Night All.

Possible new Loppy

My son and his Brazilian girlfriend came to visit this evening. "Ooh" she said "nice". Scollop thought she was oogling a photo of him. "Noo, heem" and she pointed at my calendar. Then later when I drove them home with Lee's cd playing she wanted to know if it was the good looking one. She is a lovely joyful character and she obviously has very good taste. Unfortunately though, she speaks very little English and I have to rely on scollop to interpret.

Only two more sleeps and I will be off on my MT blitz trip. Looking forward to all the shows but needless to say Tuesday at the Adelphi will be the absolute highlight.

Geri - luving the fairytale but wondering if the Dublops will get a chance to comfort Sir Lee.

Martin- thanks should be winging their way now, if they don't get lost in cyberspace like the last ones!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sound of contented loppy sleeping - and just woke up again! LOL anyway those waiting for tux pics will be very happy very soon - I should get them in the morning - can't wait! badge kits arrived and I took a trip into town for new printer ink so may get time to play this weekend...ooh just remembered Wales are playing tomorrow...WOW I see I got in the same room as Sir Lee in the latest chapter:-) too much excitement for one day! night all

Morning, morning - Cool It Company (day shift) I think we may need some air con for the jaunt next week, but imagine it will need to be blue and white to match the bistro or multi-coloured - I will check with the CM when she arrives. Ok we need to run down the supplies so that we are ready for packing tomorrow and the Maldives on Monday, so double helpings of whisky glazed porridge, brunch will be provided this morning (BHB says he doesn't mind as he rather fancies the Maldives himself!) - veggie sausages, vodka mushrooms, wine glazed black pudding, hash browns (my secret recipe for keeping them moist inside and crispy outside), eggs - scrambled, fried, poached, omlette if preferred, saute potatoes, sausages (various non veggie), grilled tomatoes with herb butter topping, fried bread or toast. Usual fruits and muselis on offer and plenty of smoothies (BHB had been having fun with those especially the avocado, celery, cucumber etc. one!). Usual teas and coffess available and as it is Saturday - Bucks Fizz. OK back to the kitchens until you lazy lot arrive (I exclude Carys who has been up since the crack of down and is now snoozing in the corner).

Good morning all Loppies. Certainly think plenty of those ZZZZZZZZs were coming from here Carys - just a thought, I order my printer inks online and get a better deal than any of the local or chains around here - let ne know if you would like details.

Lovely morning here. Clear skies in a wonderful range of blues with just enough fluffy clouds to show the pink sunrise. And just a gentle breeze stirring the tree ferns. Wht a change. Might even get out and potter in the garden today. Days like this tempt me to get out and start sowing seeds in the greenhouse.

OK, given that we are soon going to be cavorting on white tropical sands I think we should make the most of the winter warmers this morning. Going to be too busy packing tomorrow to do more than a basic buffet. Starting today with porridge, cream and Demerara sugar (see the DCM if you cannot live without vodka in it!!), followed by a full English (Irish/Scots or Welsh) breakfast. Bacon crisped to perfection, eggs sunny side up. Fried bread crispy and lightly browned and definitely not greasy. Then loads of lovely freshly made breads - freshly churned butter - sorry all but I really do insist on the genuine Welsh farmhouse variety here - and homemade marmalade in whatever variety rocks your boat.

DT has made himself busy polishing up the Tardis and it will be there waiting for us. And Karen2 - there is always plenty of space in the Tardis - we have transported Jo4's riding school horses before - so no problem

And a good morning to you too DCM....

Godd morning all. Gorgeous day here too tho very frosty. Sorry cant help with packing esp as have now got down to fine art. We are taking all scollops CD and hi fi equip up to him - and there is a lot as he is an aspiring DJ. Might just be room for me in car - I could do with tardis instead.

Jenny - hve a great MT trip -I look forward to the reviews. Love the Dublops name.

Since you lot are offf to Maldives with all the air con untis would cool it company think of diversifying and supplying heaters for those of us off to frozen north. A turqoise one please!

Morning all. It's a beautiful day here,- sun is shining, bird are yelling their heads off and my foot/ancle is feeling much better !!! I think I'll take myself into town a bit later and browse around the Saturday market. Haven't been for ages because of bad foot, but today I'm itching to go.
Hello sweetheart. You look happy today. Looking forwards to the Maldives, are you? We certainly do get around with this blog. I wonder if maybe Scott dear are getting secret backhanders from travel agents to get us on our way? No, he wouldn't do that, would he? He would be out in the open about it!
I'll have some nice, fresh walnut bread with the Welsh butter, scrambled eggs and crisp bacon please, BHB. All of the non-alcoholic variety, please. You know what happens if you sneak some of Carol's potent recepies into me. I'll start to sing, and you'll be complaining all day !!

Morning all!

Just a quick hello and goodbye before I head off to derbyshire and that party. Alas Ploppy is still ill - but thankyou everyone for your Ohmmms!

Karen - I loved the wok story - so funny!
Maeve - I agree about THAT episode of ADWD, still winds me up!

Jenny - have a lovely trip to London - MT Blitz - what a good idea.

Eva - glad to hear your foot's a bit better - do you need some Ohhmmms?

I'll have a full English this morning please, BHB - and appologies - I won't be around for packing. But Shirley, can I reserve a seat in the Tardis please?

Bye Bye Loppies - have a good weekend everyone!

Just every so often the Offensive? Unsuitable? follows on perfectly from someones post. And I think Offensive!!!! and Unsuitable!!!! are excellent rejoinders to Eva's threats of singing.

Jane your place is reserved - have a lovely weekend. And sorry your Ploppy is too poorly to join you. Lots of OOOOHHHHMMMMs heading his way.

Right - I'm off out to catch some rays. See you all later

Morning All
Nice bright Sat morning in Dublin.
Thanks Shirley, will join you in the Tardis and looking forward to the trip.
Eva's breakfast sounds lovely so ditto to that but I'm new to this so could someone please give BHB my order, think I'll get a little tongue-tied if I try to talk to him. Maybe a mimosa would be nice also.

Morning all, an absolutely beautiful day here as well. Must get outside and enjoy it at some point.
JaneE so sorry your Ploppy is still ailing ohhhmmms coming his way, and I hope you have a lovely weekend anyway.
Glad to hear the ankle is getting better Eva, don't go too mad running around, well except in Geris' story!
Morning sweetheart, you are looking, well fantastic this morning. Oh I see you thought you would go for a jog along the beach, as it's so beautiful. Well it's been a long time since I did any jogging but believe me with you dressed like that where you go I will follow!

A quick hello from me before I get back to work. I found none of the data I entered in my spreadsheet yesterday saved (I forgot to re-format it), so have to re-do it all today. And it's sunny, dry, and mild & I want to go play! Well, if I behave myself today may have most of tomorrow off.

Have fun everyone going off to various places & activities. I'll try to pop in later. Might have to make amends to Auds and mention the Dub-lops -- it's all go, go, go here. Ta-ra till later.

BTW Geri,
Mentioned to scollop last night that we had met for lunch and then it suddenly seemed to occur to him who I actually meant, told you he's been reading AKWD, well he was quite impressed that you were an Irish loppy, you have a real fan there!

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The Cool-It company weekend shift (day shift only work weekdays) have packed and dispatched to your current location a blue and white stripped and a multi coloured unit. The installation engineer is not available for time travel so full instructions for installation. The units will arrive prior to your departure time ready packed for transport. We understand that DT if also fully conversant with their installation with use of sonic screwdriver.

To: Fi
The Cool-It company do not usually supply heating units (hence the name). I will contact our technical design team to enquire. As they only work days our normal speedy despatch will not be met for your order for a turquoise heating unit. We apologise.

Regards
The Cool-It company weekend shift supervisor

Scott dear please could you tag this blog with Loppies, to aid our holidaying Loppies to easily find it from strange computers.

I've just seen a thread from Shelley on the Forum where she is collecting listing for Loppies going to the show, if you're interested here is the link to the web site.
http://www.geocities.com/devildollsp/index.html

Oh just popping in again - Jo4, Barbi has been in touch with me sharing concerns for such information being available publicly. I share those concerns and have asked her to pass on that the stageloppies information we have given Barbi is not to be posted on the web. Happy for it to be shared via email with those also coming, but I think we all learned the hard way about exercising caution about where we will be and when. So if anyone does want their visits to Jo included on that list you will need to contact Shelley yourselves.

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We have had an enquiry passed to us from the Cool-It company - and are pleased to confirm that a turquoise heating unit has been despatched to one Fi(ona). Unlike the inferior C-IC we do run full shifts 24/7 and will be happy to deal with new enquiries. We also offer group discounts. We are currently developing a new heating unit based on the self generated heat principle - it bears some similarity to a digital photo frame loaded with all the best Lee Mead photos currently available - but is obviously superior to such a basic product in every way. We will also be offering, for a small monthly charge, a daily updating service for photos in said heating device. Glad to have been able to assist one of your group already, and look forward to serving more of your members in the near future.

Shirley - I agree about all this info being shared publicly on the Forum as to where we are going to be/where we are sitting on last night/badges with our names on etc. I dont feel very comfotable with it. I'm not putting my visits on alhtough I will post on here when I'm going (next visit 22nd)

Lovely morning here too, as was yesterday.

Have been thinking about your list Geri, it's not a little list of those who never would be missed is it, Lord High Executioner?

To Hot as Hell Heating Co.
Do you have supplies of the above mentioned digital photo frame loaded with all the best Lee Mead photos currently available?
Please accept an order for three, plus subscription to the daily updating service.

Morning all
I recieved some photo's from KarenC and they are on the Loppie Ladies and G.O. albums.

http://picasaweb.google.com/thefatcontroller4

To Hot As Hell Heating Company,- Please can you come down here and install one of your heaters, please ? If looking at Lee Mead photos are enough to generate all the heating and hot water I need, I'll be able to tell my present energy suppliers to go jump into the sea. My preferred colours are blue and a buttercup yellow.
The walk in town was lovely, and I found some second hand books (my bookshelves are packed, so I don't know where to put them) and some fruit and veg. Now it's time for listening to Norwegian Radio, read the newspaper, have a nice cuppa and put my feet up. Lovely .

Maeve, less Gilbert & Sullivan, more Santa.

Thanks Geri, that sounds much better!

WOW, have I really only been away 7 days, I seem to have missed so much. Just caught up on AKWD and done a quick scan of the rest. Ploppy around all morning so I haven't even had a chance to check the recorder yet to see if I have AT, will do so as soon as he leaves for work, fingers crossed. It sounded wonderful!!!

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Engineers despatched with 3 self heating systems to Maeve. (We had a fight amongst the engineers as they all wanted to do this installation. They want to meet the superwoman who thinks she can withstand the heat generated by three, THREE!!! units simultanously.) The more normal order from Eva has also been despatched. Please ensure that you are home to enable the engineers to gain accesss.

The HaHe Company wish to advise customers that the systems are all installed fully updated to include Lotte's infamous 'midriff' photo. We recommend extreme caution when viewing this photo as it has been known to cause dangerous overheating in some users.

Welcome Home Gillian!

Had been planning to go to ST this afternoon, may have to change plans to ensure I'm here when the engineers arrive.

THUD! the poster sized print of the GO has arrived along with the smaller prints....THUD!

Hi Gillian, welcome home, hope your holiday was good.
Carys if the picture is that good, getting excited!
Dear Hot As Hell Heating Company, feel I would be foolish to miss such a tempting offer, so please may I have one unit in pink. Hoping that being run in conjinction with the cooling unit will avoid dangerous overheating, but with that accessory would be worth it anyway.
Thankyou, will be in to await delivery.

Welcome home Gillian, hope you had a great holiday - do tell. And let me know if you want any of Stephanie's fantastic photos.

Ooh can't wait to see the pic, Carys.

I'd like to order one heating unit (red) with update, and one cooler unit (mauve) please.

Welcome back Gillian! Cool it Company thank you for sorting out the installation for the Maldives; also for priming DT with installation instructions! Hot as Hell Heating Co - and a nice emerald green for me please (feel we may need these when we are back from the Maldives!). It's a beautiful day here too - chilly first thing but really warm when we had finished shopping and fetched Sloppy back - more like April than February! I fear that if this sort of weather continues the HaHHC may go bust!

...meant to say that on the AT Show website this week's episodes are available to view - with the exception of Tuesday and Friday!!!!!!

About to go out and get some food for my dinner, scollop safely set up my Sky+ for AT and I have watched both bits about 4/5 times since. Fantastic. One for the 2008 collection:))

Hello Everyone!

Karen C - I meant to say ages ago - don't worry about time!!

I have had some bad news - my Grandad was admitted to hospital yesterday. Hes been in before with the same thing but its always a bit of shock as he seemed to be so well. My Dad said he was alright now so I am going to visit him tonight. Hopefully he won't be in long and will be better soon, so a few prayers and some OMMMMSSS would be appreciated! (especially as they always seem to work!)

Talking of AT, John Barrowman is scheduled to appear in one of the shows recorded on Monday and a poster on one of the forums said BK and the Dream On boys will be on next week as well (Tuesday?). Plus Daniel's on Elaine Page tomorrow. Not the same as Lee though, decidely not.

AliB so sorry, definately a bad time for the elderly. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, from me and really hope it helps.

Ali B lots of oooohhmmmsss sent to your grandfather.

Ali B - lots of ooohhhhhhmmmmmmms and hopefully he will soon be up and about.

Dear Hot-as-Hell-Heating Company, you should be interested to learn that your competitor, the Cool-it Company were kind enough to send me, as Loppy Laureate, a complimentary system, which I have found to be extremely satisfactory. I wonder if you might be persuaded to make me a similar offer in return for literary immortality?
Thanking you most sincerly,
Geri S., Loppy Laureate (AKA Lepry)

Sorry, Ali, only had time for a quick post so I missed your news about your grandfather. I'll add my ohhmms to all the others. Hope he's recovered & home soon.

Karen2, a fan in Ireland? Does he keep a little green one attached to his belt...? (Blame the schoolwork. Brain now officially mush!)

Jenna's website (the new narrator): http://web.mac.com/jennaleejames/Jennas_Journal/Home.html
Her blog has three notes on Joseph. Sadly, nothing yet about the GO but she says "Lewis is a very talented young man and did a fantastic performance as Joseph". I hope now she's performed with Lee and got to know him better, she appreciates the difference between Lewis' "fantastic" and Lee's definitive Joseph!

I've been thinking that we ought to have another go at RUG for a new Joseph soundtrack CD. With Jenna on board, the cast is even stronger.

To MARTIN,

Not sure this will help. I have a media site and often get very large files sent to me through my Yahoo email. Yahoo is a free email service and if you cannot download them onto your system at that time, you can download them onto Yahoo's briefcase file and then later download them. They also offer a free service for sharing photos with others.

Hope that helps. I never have a problem reciving large photo files. Some have been as big as small lobby posters.


Yours,

Carolyn

Martin - many thanks for sorting the photos out

Ali B - Hope your grandad 's on the mend, lots of Ooooohhhhhmmmms from me as well.
Martin has kindly put the photo in in the GO album and i also sent it to stage loppies, so hopefully you will have access to it now.

Loppy Laureate - keep up the good work!! looking forward as always to next instalment.

Carys - On a scale of 1 - 10 how thudworthy are the photo's?
looking forward to receiving my copy.

To The Cool- it Company & the Hot as Hell heating Company could i be greedy and have one of each please. Blue to keep me cool & then red to fire me up !!
I'm hot by day & b****y freezing by night.
It must be my age me thinks!!!

I know none of you are going to Dream On concert but got Email today advertising this. It's going to feature songs from Joseph, such as Any Dream Will Do and Close Every Door. I really hope lee's singing these because otherwise i shall be screaming Noooooo at the stage !!
Just can't imagine any of the others doing justice to these songs.


Ooohhhmmms for you grandad AliB
HaHH Company one unit in chocolate (the colour not made out of it-might melt all over the carpet!) please.
Maeve I recorded The Choir last night and watched it earlier, excellent, particularly impressed with the younger soloist.

Diana said - I've been thinking that we ought to have another go at RUG for a new Joseph soundtrack CD. With Jenna on board, the cast is even stronger.

Hello again, just saw Diana's post. The "Have a Question?" section of RUGs Website has an answer as to why they are not releasing a new JOSEPH CD. Here is a what they said.

"Sorry to disappoint you but we have no plans to record a new cast album for Joseph.
There are many versions of the show already available on CD and the current London production is based on the 1991 Palladium version, which is available to purchase both in our online store and in theatre."

If they make a new one it would be not only the same 1991 theatrical version, but the film version with Donny Osmond (which was also based on the 1991 theatrical version). Both the 1991 version with Jason Donovan and film version with Donny Osmond are sold around the world. I believe that is why the record company (which owned the rights to JOSEPH I blieve back in 1991) is not making a new one. I don't think it is entirely up to RUG. Also, Lee is under contract with the same record company and has single CDs and solo albums out with the main song on them. Record companies look into all of this before making a decision to make a new recording of a show. Plus the record company released a new JD JOSEPH CD with tracks from the revival show. The re-released JD JOSEPH with tracks from the new show is sold world-wide.

This is my opinion. I have worked with theatrical and film production companies a long time and understand the reasons they do things. Once the Lee Mead ADWD single CD went out I figured they were not going to make a new cast recording.

Yours,

Carolyn

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The HaHeHe Company is please to confirm that Engineers have been dispatched with self generating heating units for:

Pauline - Pink
Diana - Red
Carol - Emerald Greenm
KarenC - Red
Ali - Chocolate
Geri S., Loppy Laureate (AKA Lepry) - Brass

We have every confidence that you will all be thrilled by these revolutionary heating products - but urge caution in their usage. Late night exposure has been reported to cause insomnia.

We await with interest reports of how the customer Maeve is coping with 3 of these units.

Thankyou to The Hot as hell Heating Company. Hope it arrives soon, toes already getting frostbite now the cold night is drawing in !!!

Evenin all.

Gillian - Welcome home. Hope your holiday went well.

AliB - Oh dear what a shock for you all. Lots of OOOHHHHHMMMMSSSS heading to all poorly older relations.

Had a lovely day today. Motivated by the pruning demonstration on AT last week I have given a serious haircut to all the roses in my front garden (think number 2 with clippers).

Also bought huge amounts of paint, and going to make a start in the kitchen family room later.

Anyone would think it was springtime with this much enthusiasm and energy.

And while I'm about it, although I dont get cold very often please can I order one of those heating units - in strawberry pink please

Am now waiting with baited breath for my heating unit to arrive. Thankyou HaHeHe for your prompt service.
Carolyn that makes sense, depressing sense, but sense. Thanks for it even if it isn't what we want to hear!
KarenC glad someone is going to the concert as we want a review, and imagine how green we'll all be if Lee is guesting!

Thanks to the HaHeHe Company, looking forward to delivery. Hope the cooler follows soon else I'll need a huge fan.

We've just booked our flights for next Xmas - have to do it this early as they get booked up (we didn't get our first choice of outbound as it is). We land back on 12 Jan and I am convinced Lee's going to extend to 10 Jan so I won't get to see his last night. As that's also my birthday, I'll be gutted. Thought about coming back a couple of days earlier but I don't think Ploppy would have worn that, specially as it's only my gut feeling.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/progs/listenagain.shtml

Those who love 'NYNY' by Kander & Ebb might be interested in listening to the R4 prog 'Soul Music' today on repeat which is all about 'NYNY'. The composer talks about why and how it was written, it also has commentators on the performances of Liza M and FRANK S. Verdict - it's a VERY passionate song, as we know. You'll want to listen to Lee's version again. "It's about a dream, a dream worth having" - very true.
Sad little epilogue 10 mins at the end about post 9/11 in NY.

Best love and Oooohmmms today, my sloppy not too good either.

BTW in The TV Times, I think it was, 2 weeks ago, Harry Hill said the CO was too old to play a romantic role - ouch! Do you think he has a loppy at home?

HaHeHe company. Have units in place in sitting room, bedroom and study (posh name for small room off sitting room) Colour was quite immaterial and haven't actually noticed that yet. Have found it necessary to remove a few layers of clothing and turn off the Central Heating, so they're doing their job very efficiently.

Only problem, I'm finding it difficult to get anything done as I have to try to keep my eye on all three photo albums simultaneously and not having been to gym or having much stamina am becoming exhausted.
Must go and find my fan now and have a rest and take some time to 'reflect'.

Well, gang, not to bring anyone down, but I've had a perfectly hideous day and there's no signs of improvement. I've been up since 7:00 working on this spreadsheet and I've been stuck on the final stage since noon. I've tried contacts at the university, I've check the website - nada. Does anyone know anything about t-test analysis? Failing that, anyone willing to look at an excel spreadsheet & try to give me some suggestions for completion? I'm really at the end of my rope at this point. Thanks.

http://web.mac.com/jennaleejames/Jennas_Journal/Blog/Entries/2007/12/3_Joseph_announcement_soon_._._..html

Jenna also said Lee was 'fantastic' when she saw the show for the first time. Don't think a cast member could be expected to compare the two leading men.

KarenC thanks for the photos, definately some thud shots, oh those gorgeous eyelashes! (I mean the GO not us, but you knew that didn't you!)
What with that and the heating unit might have to have a lie down. Thankyou once again HaHeHe company for your very efficient service.
Vali I think your Slopppy needs an ohhhhmmmm as well. Hope it helps.

Oh Geri, wish I could help but haven't a clue, just know how comp.s can drive you mad and bring you to breaking point, OOOHHHHMMMMMMS coming your way, not of much practical use I fear.

Geri likewise wish I could help, but afraid it is a foreign language to me. I can do ohhhhmmmms though I don't know if they will quite cover the frustration you are obviously feeling. Somebody please help our poor Loppy Laureate.

To The Hot As Hell Heating Company:
I am Mad As Hell with you. As I was the first customer to put in an order for a system, in blue and buttercup yellow, I would have expected to be on your list,- but NADA ! Are you perhaps a company affiliated with AOL, and this ignoring me is a payback for the rude letter I sent?
Geri,- last time I laid eyes on a spread sheet was 5 years ago on a computer course. If you are still aiming for a First on this course, I don't think letting me anywhere near your statistics would be a wise move.
Ali B,- oooooohhhhhmmmmmms for your Grandad.
Caroline W,- thanks for your input about the DVD from Joseph. Everything sounds emminently sensible, but we don't want recordings with JD or DO, we want LEE MEAD !!!!!!!!!!!

Geri, I use Excel quite a bit but only at basic to intermediate level and have never come across T-test analysis. I assume you checked Help - I've just had a look there but I'm afraid it didn't make much sense to me.

Geri, email me your spreadsheet, with details of the requirement/problem - scollop is coming for dinner tomorrow, and I saw some of the excel stuff he produced for his degree, he knows excel really well, so I can only ask.

Re the posting of visits on the Forum, I agree and would not post my visits there, should have said that when I posted the link, just thought might want to see who else was there. I definately made that point when one of us posted on here and the Forum their seat number for a night they were going some time ago.

Hi all

AliB - lots of ohhhmms for your Grandad - as you say they do seem to work!

Also, to Vali for your Sloppy.

Oh Geri, I wish I could help, you sound so despairing and that's just awful! I use spreadsheets every day but know jack s**t about the techie stuff!! Sorry. Hope someone can help!

Two photo's from Diana taken on the 30/1/08 are now on the G.O. album

Ali B and Vali OOOHHHHHMMMMSSSS for your sloppies.
Geri-I do Excel at work but I'm afraid I don't use t-tests any more, so too rusty. Sounds like Gillian is your best bet.

Scott dear, thanks for adding the tag to guide holidaying Loppies home.

Gillian hope you had a good time.

Karen lovely photos, thanks.

CarolynW
Thanks for the info, but the problem was people trying to send too large a file that wasn't even getting to me, now have downloaded Pando and anyone wishing to send large files and do not want to send them bit by bit can also download Pando FREE and send up to 1gb at once.

once again Thank you.

Martin-just viewed the album Thank You.

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The HaHeHe Company would like to draw the attention of customer Eva to our post at
1.26 today. Were you out??

We note that units dispatched at the same time to customer Maeve are installed and working correctly.

Engineer redespatched and told not to come back until the installation is completed and the customer happy

Pando has its pitfalls will not work for everyone but handy for those it does work for (speaks from experience)

Hi Carys, bit early for you isn't it? Glad you are 'pleased' with the photos you received.

Hi All
Geri sorry to hear about your difficulties, wish I could help but never even heard of T test analysis.

Scollop says yes to the little green fan.

O dear, want to order a *eating unit from t*at company wit* all t*ose letters I *aven't got and it's a little tricky - really want one.... but I t*ink t*ey won't understand me... *elp!

To The Hot As Hell Heating Company:
My sincere apologies for not being in when your engeneers arrived. I will not move from the house from now on until the unit is installed. I'll even offer them a cup of tea or a mug of Coffee Doctor. That should cheer them up !!!!!! Anyway, this is such a nice area that they'll only be too pleased to come again. If they are very late, they might have to stay overnight and |I can take them to the Beach Bistro tomorrow morning.

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The HaHeHe Company acknowledge receipt of an order - colour not specified - for Karen2. Engineer despatched with an amazing technicoloured unit as a gesture of sympat*y with *er *ellis* problem

Thanks Martin

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To: The Hot as Hell Heating Company and all the loyal customers of The Cool-It company due to the libel made on the good name of our company at 10:44 today our share price has gone down and we have gone into receivership. The maintenance contracts for the units already supplied have been transferred to The Hot as Hell Heating Company engineers. Karen C a unit in blue is on the way to you. This is the last unit we can supply until we are out of receivership.
CEO The Cool-It company

KarenC, thanks for the photos.

Ahem - what about me?? Where is my heating unit - colour Strawberry pink - just going back to check when I ordered it - 6.03. And no, I have not been out.

TY for sending order, scollop wants pc back now so talk later/in morning
Good luck on Excel Geri
Good vibes to all poorly loppies & families
nite all!

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Fanvid includes AT footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UG0Sabtk74

Thanks for the commiserations & offers of help, much appreciated. One of my college pals called & bailed me out. Did the analysis bit then went & spent an hour with Lee on the sofa (I wish!) watching ADWD. Feel much better now. Just have to get the final bit of the ^%$£*! thing finished tomorrow, then mailed. Next weekend I can party!

OK, lazed on the sofa long enough (even if it was with Lee) so I have a chapter to write. Back soon.

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CEO think the loyal customers may like this.
PA Cool-It company

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The HaHeHe Company wish to apologise to customer Shirley. Your self generating heating device was despatched with an engineer earlier. Unfortunately said engineer has been unexpectedly delayed by Customer Eva. He tells me that he accepted her kind offer of a mug of coffee and can no longer walk. He strongly suspects that he has been drugged. A replacement engineer has now collected your unit and is en-route to you.

Geri - Sorry not used T - test analysis! Use excel all day long but not that advanced!!
Hope you get it sorted!
Sending huge OOHHHMMMMSSSSS your way

Geri - much as I am jealous of you spending an hour on the sofa with Lee I will accept it graciously if it means you are now restored enough to write another chapter!! See what a caring, sharing Loppy I am!!!!!!!

Geri, glad to see you've got your t-test sorted. Not sure how relevant it is now, but when I did my psych degree some 20-odd years ago, we didn't have exel so had to work out all our stats manually. I've still got an excellent bok called "experimental design & statistics in psychology" by Colin Robson which was invaluable. You are welcome to borrow it as a back-up system in case of future exel malfunctions.

Within a week he was up and about. The loppies watched him constantly to make sure he was quite recovered. If he as much as shivered they were turning on the Hot-As-Hell-Heating system; if he seemed hot, they ran to the Cool-It Company system. At last he was well enough to leave his room and he went for a walk along the lake front with Boyz and Charming.
“And you can’t tell whose voices they were that you heard?” Boyz asked.
“No,” Lee said. “I’ve thought about it again and again, but so much of that night is a blur. After you and I talked, Charming, Auds came in—“#
“Not Auds, Lee. Aus.”
“Oh, that’s right. I had water in my ears. Auds is lovely, I know it wasn’t her.” (Happy now? Jeesh, some people!) “Anyway, AUS came in and there was that sweeping around the room—“
“Hold on,” Charming interrupted. “What do you mean, you were talking to me?”
“At the table,” Lee said. “You were sitting beside me—“
“No I wasn’t,” Charming said. “Boyz and I were at the other end of the hall. We were upset you were so far away, but the loppies wanted you up close so they could – how did they put it – gaze in wonder at your loveliness.”
“Aw, cut it out,” Lee said. He sat on a boulder looking across at the lake. It was terrifying to think he might have ended up there, if the loppies hadn’t saved him. “But if it wasn’t you in the Harlequin outfit, who was it?”
“I don’t know,” Boyz said. “I was dressed as Alexander, and Charming was Achilles. Did Harelquin say he was Charming?”
“Not outright,” Lee said slowly. “But he definitely implied it.”
“But I still don’t understand how you ended up in the lake,” Boyz said.
Lee told them what he remembered. They shook their heads. “It sounds like someone deliberately tried to hurt you. You watch yourself, Lee, and we’ll watch out for you too. And so will the loppies.”
“Did someone call for us?” four little loppies all in silver popped up from behind a hedge.
“You’re the Dub-lops, I didn’t see you there,” Lee said. “But it’s good to know you’re keeping an eye on me. But I’m OK right now, thanks.”
“You call us if you need us!” and they vanished again.

Wow I'm impressed, the Cool-It Co now provides video links as well! Is this to pass the time while in liquidation? and what sort of liquid is that?

Teach me to refresh before posting. Thanks Geri, more spitting over the keyboard, I now have plastic over it ! So glad your problems have receded!

Just popped over to LMAS and found this!!
http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/2462310622/show/782236
interesting, I do love rumours!

Sorry for my rudeness,was not ignoring everyone else. Came to the blog,saw Geri's cry for help,raced to find book & hastily find the bit on t-test analysis then came to post message & found it was already sorted!

Gillian,welcome home.Hope you had a lovely holiday.

Oohhhmmmms for Ali B's grandad & Vali's sloppy.

Geri-Thank you, getting to write the story even though you had a terrible day. Love the Dub-lops in silver.

Oh thanks Geri, the Thot Plickens..... So who was the Harlequin - cant have been Weepsalot - he would have been given away by a soggy costume, Nana still had Diva's horned helmet attached to her rear last time we saw her so that would have given her away, Aus appeared in a green stinking evil smell - so who???

Thank you Geri - hurray for the Dub-lops.

Glad you got your excel problem sorted. I googled t-test analysis, found a piece on the concept and the process but got completely bogged down trying to understand it. Your poor brain must have been scrambled. And then, bless you, you find the time and energy to give us another instalment of AKWD.

Off to bed now, big day tomorrow. Next time I log in will be from the West End.

Ohms and healing angels to all who need them. Happy Sunday.

Oh Geri - thank you - talk about the show must go on, even amidst your techno problems. What a star!!

Glad your Excel problem's been solved Geri. Thanks for the new chapter, I didn't think you'd be in the right frame of mind after your horrible day. I guess your spell on the sofa helped!!

Hope everythign works out now Martin. I am not familiar with those types of programs. :)

Now for all you hot ladies in the UK and other parts of the world other than Las Vegas. I have my cooler going now. It has suddenly turned hotter during the day and then goes down to where I must put the electirc blanket on at night. Weird weather we are having here. Plus we had some very strong winds recently.

Yours,
Carolyn

Geri, what a trooper, you didn't let your public down even though you've had such an awful day. The show must go on, what, what!

Hi All, thanks again for all the help and the sympathy. Having dinner & some time with Lee helped a lot, and writing a little bit of the story is just therapy.

Shirley, you're asking the right questions. You'd think, wouldn't you, it would be difficult for Nana to hide that helmet on her rear... And I haven't forgotten all the others who still need to be mentioned. I think we've still got another couple of weeks of story yet.

WooHoo Geri - another couple of months of story left. Yippeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Goodness me, the blog's been red-hot the past few days - must be all those heaters you've been ordering. I must say, I am intrigued by the photo-heat-unit - could I have a model in mauve, please, HaHeCompany? I assume it comes with a guarantee but would be interested to know if anyone has returned their model for a refund yet.
Having only just trawled through all of this week's posts I'm still a bit behind the times and under the spell of the AT performance - which I stupidly forgot to record - thank goodness for loppy power and youtube. What a lovely surprise that Lee sang MIWY; I can only imagine how it made all you lucky ones in the audience feel. I don't suppose it would even occur to Lee to not sing live and that's what makes all his TV appearances such a treat: he puts his own stamp on every performance. I love the bit right at the end of MIWY when he hums a few notes before the finale - so sweet!
Sorry - forgetting my manners in my ramblings - maybe I won't need the heating unit after all.
Hope things will look up for all poorly loppies and their families and all those coping with excessive doses of real life.
Geri - I've loved AKWD this week more than ever; it gives me something to look forward to when w**k gets a bit manic (which seems to be its default setting at the moment)and I particularly love all the loppy characters. Does Sir Lee need a teacher of some sort - I'd be happy to volunteer. I hadn't realised that you are illustrating the story, JaneE: even more reason to look forward to it 'in the flesh' now.
Interesting rumour, Pauline2; I think I read about it somewhere else, too. I'm not sure how I feel about another possible extension really. Now that so many of us are going to what is supposedly the last night and lots are seeing the previous final show, are we ready to make more arrangements for the definite last show?

Geri,- I'm trying to think who Harlequin can be. The Jester? Checkered suit? It's not ringing ant bells,- yet!
To The Hot As Hell Heating Company:
Roto-Rooter the plumber and Pipedown the heating ingeneer duly turned up and installed the system. It works like a dream, but I must say those two are some wimps! One mug of Coffee Doctor each and they nearly keel over. They are now safely tucked up in bed in my guest bedroom, each with a mug of hot milk (non-alcoholic). The bedroom door is locked for their own safety, because when I run a new test on the heating system, I can't answer for my actions. I have given them a game they can play with : Pipe Mania, so I hope they'll enjoy themselves.
I have just been watching CSI New York, and this episode is all about people who more or less live in a virtual world, inventing alter egos and all kinds of plots. What kind of people would do that?????????
I'm off to my bed, alone, and wish you all good night, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams and wake up happy.

CarolynW I've had my heating on for months now, can't remember how it is to be really hot. Except, of course, for the sudden hot flushes caused by certain pictures. LottiB's and my favourite, sorry got to see it again...
http://www.queerty.com/go-joe-go-20070713/joseph2jpg/
Right busy day tomorrow, sorry won't be able to help with the packing, so
Nightlee night
and Carys Hi and good luck with the badge making.

I meant to say 'congratulations' to Maggie and Marting on your scollop's new job. How lovely to have him closer to home.
I had an interview a couple of weeks ago for some added responsibility within my job - got it thankfully, but the interview process was slightly strange with a personality profile that was based on me choosing from a selection of adjectives to describe what I am / am not like at work. Surprisingly, the profile was quite accurate but it did seem scary that the success of my application was, in part, based on it.
Big thank-yous for all the helpful links.
Finally, off to the land of nod. Tomorrow will bring a most welcome dilemma: which Stage photos to choose? I think I might take my time making a decision.

Thank you HaHeHe Co - my machine installed and working perfectly! I did offer refreshments to the engineer who did the installation and he left somewhat later - I am a little concerned that his van seemed to be meandering all over the road........
Geri glad you got your IT problems sorted! Especially in time for you to give us another chapter!! Excel isn't my thing - now Word is another matter! OK off to bed now so Sweet Meads all. By the way could it be Anthony???

Haven't seen this one before - Richard Armitage & PIB: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NpVR7bpK-hM&NR=1

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The HaHeHe Company wish to apologise to Elisabeth for the slight delay in the delivery of her mauve coloured self generating heating device. We are having unprecented problems extricating our engineers from properties where they have completed installations. And where they have escaped they are seriously intoxicated and unable to travel to their next scheduled installation. Locksmiths and biristas have been despatched urgently to assist them. We estimate deliver to customer Elisabeth within next 50 minutes.

Very tired Loppy here. This business of generating your own heat is great fun, but tiring. Thanks everyone for the links. I love that new fanvid with AT footage incorporated. But then went off and watched Kaz's ones of the whole song and the whole interveiw and they were miles better - pure uninterrupted Lee does it for me.

Good night, sleep tight and Sweet Meads.

I was watching CSI NY as well. I think that the cliffhanger ending could go on a while as this is where the writers strike kicked in!
So pleased I got my heating device early, it is now up and running very satifactorily, and has produced many hot flushes, trouble is my Cool-it unit is now making very odd noises as I think it has been over worked. Could be a problem as the company is in liquid some where and the HaHeHe engineers also seem to be in liquid. Any suggestions gratefully received.
However will shortly turn in, oh thanks for the links, lovely to hear PiB used on different videos.
Night night all.

A couple of the cast are running in the London marathon
http://www.josephthemusical.com/news/newsitem_marathon.php

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IFuWYmWRftM&feature=related

Have we seen this one? On the same page as Diana's Richard Armitage's PiB.

We've seen all the clips (many times) before but not in this order I think!

It's good night and sleep well from me.

Hello, caught up at last, been trying since 4 o'clock, in between shopping, h----w--k, cooking, feeding the dog and Ploppy, (in that order), Oh, and kitchen cabinet fell off the wall!! Fortunately it landed on a plastic container which was on top of the microwave, so no real damage done

Please bear with me if some of my comments are a bit outdated.

Diana, loved your review.

Just lovin' the armoury to be employed in the Loppy Invasion!!

The Joseph Steiff bear is gorgeous, and if it came with Lee's voice I would consider breaking the bank, but it's Donny, and much as I like him, he aint the GO.

Jane E, wondered which part of Derbyshire you were in this weekend. Living in the area we spend a lot of weekends in some lovely places in our motorhome.

Shirley, I like tripe!! With white sauce, and lots of onions.

Maggie's Scollop, Good on ya, as we say in this neck of the woods.

Ali B, prayers and ohhhhmmmms for your Grandad.

Geri, so glad you sorted your problem out, you sounded really cheesed off. Still lovin' AKWD, am I included in the mention with Suex, or might I get a mention of my own? Don't mind either way, looking forward to having a copy, with your narrative and Jane's pics, it will be something to treasure.

Auds, I love to read your posts, you make me smile, and cheer me up no end.

Hopefully back again tomorrow, nite nite all.

Morning, morning - oh it's just you and me BHB. Yes we had better get started on sorting out what needs to be taken to the Maldives, so I guess it will be reduced breakfast on offer and buffet service. I will make some porridge though, and we will have the usual fruits and muesli as well as scrambled eggs and various breads. Usual array of coffees on offer as well as smoothies and fruit juices and BF or M, depending on your choice. Right better get some of this stuff into crates............

Morning all. Oh, it's Carol and BHB. Hello sweetheart. I've brought these two wimps with me this morning. The sheepish one on the left is Roto-Rooter the plumber and the other one Pipedown the heating engineer. If you would be so kind and give them each a LARGE mug of unleaded with your own fair hands please? For one reason or another they don't seem to trust me. Then we can send them on their way.
Oh, yes, packing. Unfortunately I have to toodle off after breakfast to deliver a birthday present for a friend, but I'll leave my list of lists here at the moment, so you can get organized. Since it's just a short time, we don't have to notify the telephone company, gas and electricity, counsil, bank and so on, so it should be relatively easy. I think there are some bubble sheets left over from our last move.

Good morning to all Loppies this lovely morning. And isnt it nice that the days are lengthening again.

Sue, glad to hear you like tripe - no hardship giving up something you dont like for Lent. I'm sure we all love it, but are bravely coping without it for just the 40 days. Of course if you would sooner go without alcohol or chocolate.................................you are on your own.

Whooaaahhh - who was that??? Couple of blokes just shot past me like the hounds of hell were after them. Wonder what happened to them???

Thanks for starting the packing DCM, and Eva those lists will be invaluable (as packaging).

Fraid I wont be around much to help with the packing either. Just started some decorating and already struggling to keep the paint from wandering off my itself.

darn it - missed the Tardis - but I had to stay over at my Cloppy's place last night - what was just going to be a cup of tea, turned into a couple of pots of tea.... so rather than risk than put other road users in danger ..
Consequences. consequences. I'm going to take the longer route to cafe - give me time to play catch-up since Friday night.
Save me a delicious fresh fruit cocktail please and huge slice of papaya.

Morning all, ah it looks a bit empty in here this morning. Funny that when there is packing to be done. I'll just have some porrige and coffee please BHB, then we can get started...oh who are you? Oh you're the engineers I needed last night, no no, it's too late now. Followed my Dads' policy and hit it with a hammer, works beautifully again now! However as you are here make yourselves useful and start moving things. Now BHB that leaves us free to concentrate on err, breakfast!

Oy, not so fast! I want a big, fat, tasty, SLOW breakfast this morning. I've been given very good advice by my loppy sisters to relax and take it easy & I will not be given the bum's rush. Now, where's that handsome waiter? Darling, why are you so rushed? Oh, don't worry, that packing will be done in no time. Now, French toast, I think, with some maple syrup, a fresh fruit cocktail, a couple of poached eggs, a mimosa and an Irish coffee for dessert. Of course I'm serious!

Ch. 17 (cont'd)

“So do you think those familiar voices might have been a dream?” Charming continued.
Lee shrugged. “Maybe. I don’t think so, but I can’t rule it out.”
“Can you remember anything that was said?”
He thought for a full minute then shook his head. “Sorry, nothing. Maybe I just imagined it.”
“You didn’t imagine that bump on your head,” Boyz said. “And it couldn’t have been Aus who did that, because he was on the floor beneath you.”
“I’m just glad you have that sword to protect you,” Charming said.
Lee patted the gently sleeping sword that hung at his side. He was the only one, he knew, to hear it snore. “Cric,” he said. “Bless him.”
“It’s an odd name for a sword,” Charming said. “Why couldn’t you call it something elegant, like Excalibur?”
“Excalibur!” Boyz exclaimed. “What an odd name! No one would ever call a sword Excalibur! Still, I must admit, Cric does sound like an odd name.”
“I didn’t give the sword his name, it’s the one he had, according to Dot. It’s short for ‘Critic’. Dot says nothing is sharper or deadlier.”
The young loppy Lynsay came running up to them, and said, breathlessly, “You’re wanted back at the castle.”
“Is something wrong?” Lee asked.
“No – I was just in a hurry to see you!”
They walked back to the castle together and Lee was lost in his own thoughts. Those whispered voices he had heard were not in his imagination, he was sure of it, and the more he thought of it, the more convinced he became that they belonged to people he knew. One was Aus, that much he knew, but the other two could have been anyone.
Even Charming and Boyz.

Morning all - what a lovely way to start the day Geri, with another chapter.

And I have only just started the day - took some painkillers last night but didn't read the packet properly - avoid alcohol - and I didn't so they knocked me out. I slept like a log - trouble is I now feel like I've been hit by a log!! Think I better go get some fresh air to bring me round. I'll go find those two blokes who whizzed past (or bum's who rushed past according to Geri) and bring them back to help with the packing!

Aw, poor Karen, rotten way to start the day; I hope it gets better. Are you at least pain free by now? Maybe this will help: I'll be posting the start of Chapter 18 later on today.

Well the sun's shining, the birds are singing, and according to Geri I'm a "young" loppy! The day just doesn't get any better than this!!

Right, Ive brought some packing crates & sturdy boxes so now that the breakfast shift is over, lets get everything wrapped & crated.

Thanks Geri, wasn't expecting another installment just yet.

Fraid I'm bogged down with w**k and then have the i word so won't be able to help with the packing. Wish we had a long weekend!

The plot thickens! Surely Sir Boyz and Charming wouldn't....would they? Thanks Geri helps the day along beautifully.
Karen, try more alcohol and no painkillers next time, may not help the pain, but you won't care! Seriously, hope you improve soon.
Those two engineersare shirkers they keep trying to run away, and keep mumbling about headaches, how could they have headaches? Just a ruse to get out of helping. Still we seem to be doing quite well without them, it's the run to the bottlebank that's the problem as always!

Geri - the pain is now bearable but the day already got better as soon as I saw another chapter, thank you.

Pauline2 - I am liking your idea - sounds like a very good lushloppy remedy!!

It's a glorious day here too - hope it's the same for everybody. I just love these bright sunny days!

Morning Everyone!

Thank you so much for your kind words and ooohhmmms (remembered the h in it this time!)for my Grandad as once again they seem to have worked! Went to see him in hospital last night and he is much better. Hopefully he will be coming home on Monday so thats good news. It was funny in the hospital, as on Friday morning Grandad was rushed to hospital in the ambulance, but by the evening he was better and wanted to have something to eat - he couldn't though as he had left his teeth at home!! Vali - hope your sloppy is better too and will keep up the ooohhhmming.

Karen C - thanks for access to your lovely photos will go and have a look now.

Once again, thanks everyone for your support and ooohhhmmms!

Right – all caught up and raring to go. And what a lovely thing to do first thing today – catch up with everyone’s goings-on. And I’m making up for lost time on the blog, so if you’re brave enough… here goes.

I see I was caught in my own little time warp earlier today – haven’t missed the Tardis at all. Phew. In time to help out with the packing up. Good O. (:@ Also noted that my post made no sense at all – so what’s new?)

Although Lindsay, as you say, the sun is shining, the birds are singing – I say lets leave the packing to the very last minute. That way there’s lots of people rushing around and bumping into each other…. The BHB is staying to help isn’t he? And all these bums rushing around.. makes for quite um, pleasant scenery.

Plenty OMMMs to all who need them, want them, love them. I think we should start an OM Bank – and we should just deposit on a daily basis (like we vote for the GO daily on the SMITW poll), then any and Loppies can withdraw as needed. This bank will be like the alien on TW the other night – however much you withdraw, it replenishes itself with double the amount.

Geri – amends made beautifully and accepted with very grateful thanks. Sir Lee says I’m lovely .. aaaahhh. I have to agree with that. Ooo, it’s Greg isn’t it?? Am I right? I’m right aren’t I? What’s my SURprize? Oh, and well done for getting your excel T.Test sorted (what the heck is that when it’s at home??)

Gillian, welcome back. Cor, has it been a week already? You’ve clearly brainwashed, er I’ mean trained your scallop well in the ways of all things GO. Are you packed and ready for the next trip yet?

Karen2, re your post yesterday a.m. about being tongue-tied with the BHB, for one, there will be NO tongue action tolerated here and two, he’s not the GO for heaven’s sake. How could he be – he works at the café all the morning then works at some other beach, although he calls it the Strand, but we all know that means Beach in a couple of other languages. So you don’t have to be tt’d with the BHB. Anyway, that’s the tactic I’m practicing for my UC&P moment.

Tried thinking of something witty and clever to place my orders with the C-I Co and THaHH Co, but that’ll just keep me longer on the ‘puter… so I’ll be quick and too the point (not like this post). Please can I have one of each model, one in Ruby Red and the other in Dark Chocolate (organic) – I don’t mind which is which. Dear CEO of abovementioned companies. Did you try to float them? Clearly with inferior lilos or rubber tubes, which is that why you’re now in liquidation I’m sure.

Diana – I don’t think I placed my order/preference for Stephanie’s photos… and I can’t find you link at this precise time – but I want the one that is on page 15 of the Stage. Please, please, please. In the smaller size. So are you booked back to SA for xmas?

OK, enough blathering… going to get out and enjoy the day…. Hope everyone is having glorious weather today wherever they are.

CULAYDA

Keeping a low profile this morning as packing and moving not my thing at all.

After my delivery yesterday did go to Sw.Td.
very good but def. not recommended for people who don't like the sight of blood!

Glad to hear Grandad better AliB, and oooohhhmmssss for you Karen and Vali's ploppy.

Lovely to have more of 'The Work' Geri, think I'm beginning to lose the plot a bit though, I can't work out who Dot is , I'm sure I used to know!

AliB glad it's good news on your grandad, more ooohhhhhmmms coming your way (and also to a pooly Deputy Chief Lush Loopy!). Auds I am sure you really enjoyed the tea! Geri - oooo another episode and more to come - goodee!Sadly off to do the irxxxxg now! Catch up later!

Maeve, Dot is the Wise Wizard Webber (WWW -- get it!)

Maeve Dot is the nickname or abbreviation for the Wise Wizard Weber.

Hello Auds - waves - nice to see you. Still heard not a bleep about our UC&P and planning to have another nudge at Paul at Mildmay next week. Really is getting very silly -2 months since we won the auction and still no date in our diaries. Dont want it until after we get our Stephanie photos though, cause would love to get a tidy signature on my one.

Painting going well. Kitchen/family room in total chaos. Curtains, rails and mounts all off the walls. Edges of the ceiling done - cant paint the ceiling yet cause Ploppy wants to move some lights so have to wait a while to do that. Being tidy and clever I take all the sockets and plugs of the wall, and got on and took down one of the burglar alarm sensors. OOOPPS. Had to learn how to stop the siren in a hurry. Difficult to think with that much noise going on.

Geri, thank you for the bonus chapter already. Quite cheered up my lunchtime.

Karen,what a way to start the day. Poor you. I am sure that any necessary decisions between taking medication or alcohol you will make the right decision.

Right - off to the bottle bank with the first car full. Would say boot full, but not a hope bags full of bottles stacked everywhere - and I'm still going to have to come back for another load anyway.

Thanks for the good wishes guys although I feel a bit of a fraud now as I'm not really poorly, as such, just suffering from what the Doc seems to think may be arthritis which, at the grand old age of 42, came as a bit of a shock (yes I was one of those ignoramuses who thought it was a condition of old age). Thankfully it has only flared up a couple of times, so far, so touch wood (she says touching her head) it won't give me too much trouble!!

Anyway, I've just managed a gentle half hour on the treadmill watching the GO - Doc says exercise is good for the condition - I say watching the GO is good for the spirits - combine the two, hey presto, I feel fab!!

AliB - great news about your Grandad. I laughed my head off at the poor man wanting food but not being able to as he'd left his teeth at home. Bless him.

Crikey Auds you didn't have much to say for yourself this morning did you?? LOL. Love the idea of the OHM bank. May I deposit some for all who need them!!

Well Karen, I did warn you...

Thanks, Shirley and Geri, of course, how stupid am I, doh! And how clever are you Geri!

Afternoon All,
Large deposit from me for the ohm bank, gathered plenty of good vibes this morning at aquafit and willing to convert them to oohhmms and share them with the needy. It's such a gorgeous day will probably potter around the garden for a while. I'll be along then to help with the packing.
Auds - you know well that I hadn't meant THAT kind of tongue tied but thanks for putting the idea in my head, a girl can dream you know! Good job I had put my coffee down before reading your post or I'd definitely have joined the "splutter loppies"
Please excuse me being nosy, but can you explain your UC&P?
Karen - sorry to hear about the arthritis, have heard that there are certain foods that can aggravate the condition if that helps at all?
Shirley - happy painting, are you tempted to keep singing all the colours as you work?
Geri - thanks for the latest, hope your day goes well.

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Me 'n' Strawbs.... we bought him.. well, bought time with him - in the name of Chariddy. And all in the best possible taste of course.

er,is the C-ICo closed for the weekend then? Or for good. I Hope not because I need my Organic Choc cooler-downer soon. I promise not to talk to, feed, house or chase any engineers sent to install said equipment. If they have dark bumpy hair though, can I flutter my eyelashes? Just pleeeeez hurry - watching TWS and WJMM, and it gets awfully hot towards the end.... I'm told.


Just finished listening to EP. Sir Boyz, sorry Daniel was her guest and feel very peeved as he was on for ages, humphh. Talked alot about Avenue Q and played 3 tracks from it, then he selected 3 favourite musicals. Far more than Lee got! Not fair.
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Afternoon all!Oh am I too late to help with the packing? Oh dear!

Thanks everyone for the Ohhmmms - ploppy is much better today!

Welcome home Gillian - I trust you had a good holiday!

Geri - even more Sir Lee! Thank you! Still brilliant!

Gosh, thanks Elisabeth! And congradulations on the new responsiblities at work.

Ohmmms for for everyone needing Ohmmms (I like the idea of an Ohmm bank!)

Speaking of which - Karen, my Ploppy has had arthritis since his early twenties, it turned out his was caused by eating apples and he's much better now he avoids them.

I'm off to my daughter's for a night or two and will then have grandchildren here for most of next week, so I won't be on the blog much.
I'll try to do a Carys and catch up in the dead of night if I can't get on to it before.

The essay is done, printed, and in the envelope for mailing tomorrow. Now I can start work on the next chapter I promised you.

Welcome back, Jane, glad ploppy's doing better.

Have fun, Maeve. We'll expect a 4am wake up call.

Karen2 -- did no one warn you about Auds? Well, you'll know what to expect from now on...

Afternoon all. I have had a nice day. I went off to deliver a birthday present and we ended up going out to lunch together at The Royal Hotel in town. A lovely old place, 400-500 years old, at the seafront, and because we were early, we had a table at the window. Because it was such a clear day, we could see France.(It's not so far away Shirley, so any time the wine cellar needs resplenishing, you can swim over !)
Ali B,- your story about your gransfathers teeth made me laugh, because it made me remember something that happened to me many years ago. When we had exams at grammar school, it was often pensioners who was guarding the prosedures, and my grandfather used to do this at my school. One year my grandmother came striding into the school yard in a free period, and seeing me she cried:" Eva, where is your Grandad? He forgot his sandwiches and his teeth !!!" It took me a long time to live that one down.
Auds,- who is Greg ??????
To The Hot As Hell Heating Company:
If you won't send your engineers to service the heating system (the wuzzes !!), who will you send ? The Man himself ?
Geri,- glad you got your essay done. Now all you have to do is rely on the Irish mail to get it to the Uni in time !!!!

Chapter Eighteen

Back at the castle, the muses had gathered the other knights in the great hall. The sun shone through the stained glass windows and painted their faces in multicoloured hues. (This isn’t important to the plot, you understand; simply a challenge to our illustrious illustrator…)
Lee, Boyz and Charming arrived and were greeted with a nod by the captain of the muses. Sir William the Gentle of Everton was speaking.
“We’re down to the final seven,” he said. “Sir Fondofhisownvoice and Sir Shamustberight fell at the first challenge. Sir John of Deep and Throb the Thatcher were lost in the maze and Sir Foot-Tapper failed at the challenge of fear. You have seen from their example how difficult the journey to Adelphi is. You can expect the challenges to become even more difficult as we go on.
“This afternoon, you shall face the next challenge. Who will be the next to fall? We leave in an hour.”
There wasn’t much to pack and Lee had just finished tossing the last red shirt into his man-bag when there was a tap on the door. “Come in,” he called, expecting a loppy. To his surprise, Boyz came in and glanced around.
“Wow,” he said. “This is a great room. Someone must like you.”
“Why?” Lee asked. “What’s your room like?”
“Smaller, on the ground floor with a view of the stables – and a smell of the stables, too. Jodhpur is up at the crack of dawn taking care of the horses, which is fine except she sings. Loudly.”
“She has a lovely voice,” Lee defended, but Boyz shook his head.
“Trust me, Lee,” he said. “No one has a lovely voice at 5:00 a.m. Anyway, I just wanted to see if you needed a hand. I wish we weren’t leaving so soon; you could really use a few more days to recover.”
“Thanks,” Lee said. “But I’m really feeling better, and I don’t have much to carry.”
“You feel much better in the castle where you have loppies running to meet your every need. Are you sure you’re up to the next challenge?”
“What would you have me do?” Lee said. “Drop out?”
“No of course not—“
“I’m fine.”
Boyz turned to go, then hesitated at the door. “I wouldn’t hurt you, Lee. I hope you know that. Winning the crown of Adelphi is important, but not as important as your friendship. Whoever it was that knocked you out – it wasn’t me or Charming. Gray’mm will tell you – he was right beside us when you faced Aus.”
“Thanks,” Lee said. “I’ll see you downstairs.”
He stood alone staring at his man-bag for several minutes after Boyz had left. He wished he could believe that neither he nor Charming had anything to do with the attempt to drown him, but anyone could have acted in the dark. Everyone was distracted by Aus, by the stench, by the darkness – anyone could have crept up behind him and dealt him that blow. And until he knew who it was, how could he trust anyone?

They set out to march up the hill. For once, he walked alone. Boyz and Charming walked a little behind him, and though Lee couldn’t see them, he knew they were watching him closely. He should feel comforted by that, he supposed, but he didn’t.
The walk wasn’t difficult or unpleasant. The day remained bright and dry and they seemed to be heading up a hillside. Lee hoped there wasn’t another tower ahead; he really hadn’t overcome his fear of heights. At his side, Cric swung and hummed cheerfully. It seemed positively odd to Lee to know he was the only one to be able to hear the sound the sword made. Although, strangely, the loppy, Finn, seemed to hear it. He had seen her laugh at something the sword had whispered, her red hair swung back as she raised her head to chortle loudly.
As the day progressed the weather began to change and the rain fell in torrents. They were now struggling up a steep hill and, despite his earlier protestations, Lee was beginning to feel the strain. In the distance, he could see a narrow rope bridge across a deadly gorge. He sincerely hoped they wouldn’t have to cross it.
A few minutes later they stood at the top of the hill with the rope bridge before them. The wooden slats that made its path were worn and rotten, and the ropes that served as a railing were frayed. As the wind howled, the bridge swayed alarmingly.
“Here we are,” Sir Jack-wow (the third) said, his face momentarily illuminated by a flash of lightening. “This is your next challenge.”

Glad you got your essay finished, Geri.

Auds, photo order noted. And yes back to SA for Xmas.

Forgot to listen to EP but sounds like didn't miss anything. Might do listen again later.

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Not a rotten old rope bridge!! I don't like heights either and I'm scared already. Thankyou Geri, it never disappoints, and how you've managed with all the stress I don't know, but glad you have.
Pleased to say Sloppy seems a bit better (it's those ohhmms) hardly dare say it as she does seemto be having a bit of a roller coaster ride, but fingers crossed. Anyway ohhhhhmmm, ohhhmmmm, ohhhmmmmm. Small contribution to the ohmms bank, and of course ohhhhmmm to all other people ailing.
Jane welcome home and so pleased your Ploppy seems to be on the mend, ohhhhmmms you see!
Diana EP was quite good, and they mention Lee once in passing! Just felt cross that see actually interviewed Daniel! Next week it's BK as guest promoting Dream On. He is certainly good at promotion, wish he'd done Lee's record!

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Thanks again, Geri. Ugh I hate rope bridges. You're not going to do an Indiana Jones, are you?

You missed a trick there, Geri! You should have gone for the double pay offer!

Any road up - thanks for another exciting chapter. I do hope that bridge is safe (yeah! like right! as if!)

Ooo thanks for reminding me Pauline2 - Ohmm Bank! Ohhhhmmmmm! Ohhhhmmmm! Ohhhmmmm!

Oh Geri,-a ropebridge !!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH !!!! ( and that is fright, not passion!) I am so afraid of hights that I get dizzy standing on a thick carpet! But, for Sir Lee, I'll do anything, so if he needs help to cross that bridge when he comes to it (geddit???), I'll help him across,- with my eyes crossed and closed!
To the Graphics Department,- are you sure you don't want the heater in PINK. I seem to remember you love that colour!
OooooooooooooHhhhhhhhhhhMmmmmmmmmmms into the Bank, please!
Jo4,- I didn't know you can sing?

What a treat Geri about 3 chapters to read this evening, thankyou.
Off for an evening in front of the telly (larkrise and Kingdom) with a glass or two of red and some chocolate. I did think about giving both up for Lent but I know my limits! Although the Minister in church today said we are not expected to fast on a Sunday during Lent as it is God's day and should be celebrated with feasting, sounds ok to me! Quick get me that corkscrew!
Btw Debbie sends her love, she won't be able to post here for a bit but will try to catch up soon.

I thought about that, JaneE, but double nothing is still nothing...

By the way, may I add an ohmmmm to the bank, too, please?

Excellent chapter Geri, suspense is really building now, plots and subplots developing nicely! Your rope bridge reminded me of a visit to Antrim we took a couple of years ago, this might give you inspiration for the next chapter and for everyone else, if you're not keen on heights, look away now!

http://www.emeraldtiger.com/countys/antrim/ropebridge.htm

Well done on getting your essay finished, kick back and relax now tonight, maybe a glass of red?

I have a question to the Irish Loppies. When I've been in Ireland I have noticed that many place names start with Bally..... What does Bally mean? In the link from Karen2, Ballycastle is mentioned, and then of course we have Ballykissangel. Does any of you know?

Geri-Now I know your tale is a fantasy. Me having a lovely voice!!!! Just ask my dog, I've taken to singing when I walk her at night. Due to her sight being bad, but hearing good. I sing selections from Joseph, THE CD, hymns and of course Bachelor Boy (the only song I know all the way through).
Thank you again for the story.

I have to do lots of work tonight, so I'll be back later.

Ooh Karen2, I've visited that rope bridge too. Fortunately for me we were too early in the season & it was closed. It's even more terrifying in real life than it looks on that link. Please Geri don't send him there!

Easy answer Eva - Bally is an anglicised version of the Irish word Baile which means town

Wow, that's scary stuff, Karen2 -- thanks for the inspiration (I think!). The glass of red sounds very good!

Eva, 'Bally' is a corruption of the Gaelic 'Baile' (pronounced ball-ya)meaning town; it's like putting 'Ville' at the end of a word in French.

I actually crossed it, was very pleased with myself, I don't have a problem with heights, but it would make anyone a bit nervous. Scollop ran back and forward across it, acted quite the show off!

Oh thank you, wise ladies.

I'm feeling sick now, just know that is what it will be like. Oh Sir Lee the things you make us do for you, but like any good loppy will be there ready to serve if needed, gulp.

EVA - I DO NOT DO PINK!!!!!

Karen2 - I'm impressed with your bravery. I don't have a problem with heights as such, but that bridge looks scary! Eeek!

And just imagine that bridge in a thunderstorm...

I think I'm going to have to read the next chapter with my eyes closed. Far too scary for me!!

Evening everyone, we’re back from our weekend in Gloucestershire. The wedding was delightful; we all enjoyed a lovely family time and had some glorious weather!

Looks like you have all been bus over he weekend so I’m off to catch up and I’ll be back later. Can’t wait to find out what’s been happening to Sir Lee while I been away!

Geri, I'm rather worried already given your last post. Hope he's not stranded on a bridge!

JaneE,- I know you feel you have to pretend, but just between you and me: P I N K !!!!!

...and here's another one that doesn't like heights and certainly not a rope bridge! Off for an early night as going down with a cold (had a cough yesterday, sneezes and sinus trouble today!), so hopefully the warm weather in the Maldives will sort me out! Sweet Meads all.

Hello, just popping in for a quick word before I go under the duvet. I start back at my early morning job tomorrow, so up before Dawn, whoever she is.

Ali B, glad your Grandad is much better, likewise your Ploppy Jane E. Hope your Sloppy continues to improve Pauline2.

Geri, thank you much.

Nite nite all.

(Turns back on Eva in order to talk to someone sensible)

Hello Suex - glad you enjoyed your weekend. Have fun catching up with Sir Lee

Sorry Carol and Sue - you are also perfectly sensible too.

I'm off to bed soon - night night Loppies.

Oh dear! Sorry Pauline2 didn't mean to upset you, maybe it would help Sir Lee if all the loppies hold hands and oohmmm together?

Hope all ailing ploppies & sloppies continue to improve.

Can anyone tell me which BBC radio station EP's show was on? want to try to listen to it.

Don't look at me to save anyone, even Sir Lee, on a high rotten rope bridge. I get vertigo looking at the ground from my shire horse. Back to work so
Nightlee night

Hi and bye Carys

I'm off to bed; I already have tomorrow's fiendish chapter planned & I can't wait to write it (sorry, Pauline2!)

Karen2, EP is on Radio 2.

Karen2 it isn't just you, the mere mention of a rope bridge got my knees knocking!! But as I said if there is anything Sir Lee needs I will overcome, might just need reviving afterwards, a thankyou from the hero of this tale should do it!
EP is on Radio 2, if you just want to hear daniel it starts at least 1/2 hour in, but the interview etc is in bits and runs through the hour following.

Oh hecky pecky this does not bode well for tomorrow, better take some Dutch courage (apologies Anne) before I read it.

Thanks guys, night all.

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Geri, glad to hear you got your techie problems sorted out and finished your assignment. I take my hat off to you my dear.
I got some top tips from my techie wizard of a nephew at my nieces wedding. I’ve just spent over an hour clearing all manner of junk from my hard drive and hey presto! – just hope it lasts! Well, if it all goes pete tong again I’ll remember to call him.

And now the Knights have to face that perilous bridge? Oh no! I must let you know that I used to do coach gymnastics and although my skills are rather rusty I’m here if Sir Lee needs any help with leaping, cartwheeling, balancing, rope climbing or springing. I will start limbering up in case I am needed.

Auds, just depositing some in the ooohhmms bank for all ailing relatives and sending love and prayers too.

Gillian and Jane, glad you both had a good time away too and Jane it’s a while since anyone has called me sensible, you wouldn’t have said that if you had seen me on Friday night:)!

Shirley, can I book a seat in the Tardis please? I’d love to go to the Maldives it will make up for cancelling my cruise. Better keep it quiet though, ploppy won’t be too happy when he realises I’ve gone without him. btw when did the packing get done?

nite nite to anyone still around.


Geri, thanks for a wonderful Chapter. And PLEASE leave Strawberry out of the next bit. I have it on good authority that she gets vertigo, although she would be pleased and happy to catch Sir Lee should he fall. Karen2 very kind of you to post the link, but I will pass on that one thank you. At this time of the night it would certainly give me nightmares.

Glad everyone is safely home after all around good weekends. And Carol - hope you feel better tomorrow I think you are due a withdrawal from the OOOOHHHMMMMMMM account.

I cannot tell you how tired I am. I ache all over. Cannot stand up straight, and am crawling off to bed.

Goodnight all. Sleep tight and Sweet Meads.

To The Hot As Hell Heating Company:
As for the colour of the system to be delivered to the Graphics Department, why don't you try pink as a surprise?
And now I'd better get off to bed before JaneE sees this and decides to kill me.
Good night all, sleep tight, have happy dreams (far away from the rope bridge) and wake up happy.

Don't know if anyone else around, but just in case night night all, and hello Carys if you are just checking in!
Not a chance I'll make the 7.30 Tardis, but have broomstick serviced and fitted with new compass, so I'll be there!

I hope there are no Norwegian Trolls underneath that Rickety - Rackety old rope bridge.

Morning everyone, Tardis arrived safely - must say the beach looks lovely. Lots of unpacking to get done - I am nobly steering clear of the GO as I don't want him to catch my germs - promise to wear a mask if I am near the food (very chic look don't you think? In Emerald Green of course!).

Good Morning!

Morning Snuffles - are you going to a masquerade party by any chance? Oh, sorry, you're trying to avoid infecting us? Very noble!

I have my suitcase all packed and ready, looking forward to another jaunt in the Tardis with BHB.

Oh yes, and where's Eva - I'd like a word with her...

Good morning, all, hope you all slept better than I did -- my attempts at sleeping were a miserable failure after 3:30. Yawn...a nice cup of strong leaded, please, BHB, and some pancakes with maple syrup. Maybe that'll wake me up. Must say it's very pretty here on this beach; not quite what I was expecting. OK, must dash, have honest toil and a grueling chapter waiting for me. And I'm rather worried that the latter could turn into a bit of a blood bath...

Ah now a blood bath I can cope with, rope bridges not!!!

Morning all, glad so many of us made the Tardis this time. Suex, of course there was space booked for you.

And here we are on a beautiful white sand beach. We are in the southern archipeligo of the Malidvian islands - coral islands all. The island rises all of 10 feet above sea level and is really beautiful. It takes just 1/2 hour to walk clear around the island - beach all the way round. There is a lagoon that gets no deeper than 6 foot deep that is surrounded by a beautiful coral reef. There was some damage in the past, but it has started regenerating and there are thousands of brightly coloured fish, and lovely corals. Outside the reef the ocean floor falls sharply away providing wonderful scuba diving and much bigger fish and sharks. (Not big whites).

In the shallow waters in the lagoon a shoal of rays lay really close to the surface and are tame enough to be gently stroked.

So enjoy Loppies all. The food is typical of this environment. So lots of lovely fresh fruit platters, fruit juices and tissanes. We have bought our own tea, coffee, and other essential drinks with us.

One word of caution - this is a Muslim country so while it is fine wearing your swimmers on the beach please cover up with a kaftan or sarong in the bars and restaurants so as not to offend the staff. (And in my case other diners and drinkers!!!)

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! I thought you said the Tardis was leaving at 7.30 Shirley. Luckily I managed to lassoo a tow rope to it as it was leaving but I have to say being towed through time & space on a broomstick at this time of the morning is no fun!! Oh thank you BHB, a nice strong cup of coffee is just what I need to settle my nerves. And you'll sing to me while I relax over here. Ahh that's better.

Ta-daaaah. I'm here. Crept into the Tardis very late last night (like Geri didn't have a good night's sleep) and I know I'm not the earliest riser on the blog... And I didn't want to be left behind.... Got my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polko dot bikini, my sarong for 'public attire' and my flip flops and my snorkle - that's all one needs right, especially if you're incredibly beautiful and under 27. Water looks fantabulous - leave the apron behind BHB and lets go for a run along the white sands and then for a dip in the big blue.. we can stroke the rays. Talking of rays, lets makes sure you're covered well with Factor 30 BHB - I'll help you there, with the bits you can't reach.. Don't want you getting sunburnt.
Now I'll have some of that papaya (is that how you spell, it's called paw-paw in africa; much easier to spell) and a tall tall glass of whatever lovely cocktail that has been prepared by snuffles. Hope you don't go down too hard with the cold Carol.
(anybody catch this mornings sunrise? - is it Spring? - gorgeous big red burning ball)
oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I gotta beautiful feeling, every things going my way....
(Good heavens, where did that come from!!! Most unusual for a Monday..)
Have a lovely day all - won't be back till later tonight....
mwah mwah mwah! (clearly watching too much BAFTA footage)

Morning. A blood bath! Don't keep us in suspense too long, Geri.

Not another cold, Snuffles! How many is that this winter?

I hear it's very foggy in centre of London. Good thing we're not there, much nicer on this beach. I could lie here in the sun all day ..... bliss. A few slices of pineapple would go down a treat, please BHB.

Well staggered into the office to find that two of my colleagues who sit in the adjoining bay are off with flu ..... why am I here??? Too dedicated that's why! Boss in today and then off tomorrow and Wednesday so if I make it to the end of the day I will see how I am tomorrow! Meanwhile I'll just crawl into a corner and feel sorry for myself!

...mean to say did you notice the ad at the top of the page .... for a tropical holiday???

Morning All,

Frosty fog in Dublin too Diana, but very nice to wake up to the sound of the ocean, had a swim in the lagoon so a bit late for breakfast, sorry. Fresh fruit platter for me and a milky incoffee, thanks. Any chance of a croissant with that?

Could the first aiders please stock up in advance of today's chapter warning, should we maybe have a nurse on standby?

Ok, must stop now and get some work done, feel better soon snuffles, plenty of oohhmmms in the bank if you need some.

incoffee? where did that come from?

Zoooooom, tada, here I am late as always, but, thanks to the excellent directions left, I have found you without too many problems. There was one slightly hair-raising moment, but over the Alps on a broomstick at this time of year is not recommended. So what are you doing BHB oh I see you are setting up the cocktail bar, well I'll definately help you with that, and maybe we should do a salad bar for lunch? It is so beautiful here we don't want you working too hard now do we. Oh you know all about this place as your girlfriend has told you about it. Well you can tell me about it while we work!
Carol you are a martyr to the cause, don't forget the ohhhmm bank if you need it. I'll just put a few more in, as they seem in high demand at the moment. Ohhhhhhmmmm ohhhhmmmmm.
Geri as long as it isn't Sir Lees' blood that's ok, better than rope bridges!

Morning all. A bit later than usual this morning because I missed the Tardis. Like Pauline2 I had to do the broomstick run, and I really got lost. Due to some heavy artillery over the Middle East, I took the wrong turning and ended up in Zanzibar!!!! I'll never be too proud to ask for directions again. I followed the African East Coast back up again and then it was straight out in to the Indian Ocean. Phew! Good to see you, BHB. You do like these hot locations, don't you. Why don't you try the colder climes ? I'll be more that happy to show you around the North of Norway. Beautiful it is, especially in the summer when the sun never goes away. Daylight 24/7. That was the ad slot!
I'd better get out of my travelling clothes. Raindeer skins are too hot for this climate. I'll put my helmet somewhere safe. They seem to go missing all the time! I've brought this nice sarong with me, so I shouldn't embarass anybody.
My usual leaded, please,BHB, and some fruit.
Btw. Have you seen JaneE? Been and gone? Good, I'll be safe for a bit longer then. If you see her, give her a pink cocktail, will you? She'll realyy appriciate that!
Kathleen,- some Norwegian trolls might have come to Ireland with the Vikings, so I wouldn't feel too safe if I was you.
I'll join Shirley in saying that blood and gore are fine, as long as I don't have to go out on that bridge. If you want me to, Geri, I'll stand underneath and catch those falling. That way I can look up instead of down.

Ah Eva, there you are...

I just managed to hide again. Blimey, that JaneE is persistent. Have you had your pink cocktail yet?
Carys,- congrats on Wales' win over Scotland. Heard a very happy Alun Jones go on about it on the radio. Sorry, all Scottish Loppies, my commiserations. See, I can be diplomatic!

Good Morning,
Just popped in for 5 mins to do a quick catch up, as I haven't had a chance to log on for a few days, and I find so many posts I've been on here an hour and I only skimmed some of them.
Thanks so much for all the ooohhmmms (not sure if I've spelt this right!) for my sloppy. She is still not too well - it will take some time - but she is gradually recovering.
Geri- I love the story so far it is brilliant. It made me laugh a lot, and I love the episode when Sir Lee found his sword -magnificent.
I hate heights too but I'm sure Sir Lee will overcome his fear of them.
Must be off sloppy will want her lunch.

Hi Snuffles - Hope you feel better soon. OOOHHHMMMSSS - just in case you need more than are in the account.

Good to see you Deanna. Nice to have a face for you - thanks for coming to say hello to us last Tuesday. Hope your Sloppy continues to improve, OOOOOHHHHHMMMMSSSS for her too.

I think I must have overdone the decorating yesterday. Just not able to do a thing today. Maybe later, but probably finish it off tomorrow now. But I did get the second lot of cheques sorted and paid in. That was a chore and a half. And in my final, final, final check discovered that I had not got an address label, and hence no tee shirt ordered, for one lady. Good thing I found out in time to add an extra shirt to the order.

Afternoon Ladies and Scott
Please help, I have a few photo's posted recently on the Loppie Ladies album and I have no names for some of the ladies in them, so I have picked out the ones familiar to me (apologies if I have made any mistakes) and put ? marks where I am not sure.
So if there any of you out there that recognise yourself or somebody else please let me know and I will update properly.
Remember Ladies I am a mere man and with you ladies changing clothes, hair, and warpaint it is sometimes difficult for me to be sure with some of the pics (unless you all colour co-ordinate like shirley's pink hair)so please can you add names from left to right in the e-mails when you send in photo's.

Bloodbaths? I am quit used to them now. Yesterday i went to see Sweeney Todd and there was an awfull lot of blood.
I didn't scream or cry and I had a lovely dreamless sleep.

Pauline2 if you want some more Dutch Courage I have got it in buckets loads. Any more takers?

Lots of Lee songs on Steve Wright today, Bad Day, Daydream Believer, Livin' on a Prayer, unfortunately not our Boy singing them.

Oh my Geri! What have you got in store for us??

Hi Deanna - still Ohmming for your Sloppy - and for Snuffles too.

Eva - I'm not drinking anything with Campari in it thank you! I may be a lush but I have to draw the line somewhere!!!

Afternoon Everyone!!

I think I will need to withdraw a few OOHHMMSS from the OHMS bank as I was being a bit optimistic when I said that my Grandad would be out of hospital today. He is still in, but we are hoping he will be out very soon - at least he now has his teeth! Thankfully he is in the modern shiny part of the hospital instead of the grim Victorian part. I am visiting him tonight and I am trying to think of something interesting to tell him - my only excitment today was finding enough mould on an english muffin to grow penicillin!!

Hi all, had lots of lovely mail awaiting me when I got home (thanks for the cards & letters all, not to mention the poster contributions). Don't have much time tonight -- my sisters are taking me to see Blood Brothers (is there a bloody theme here tonight?) Anyway, I'll go check through the chapter one time & post it in a couple of minutes.

Good evening ladies. I assume I am not alone in have had an email from the SRO ticket people reminding me that they have Bill Kenworthy(????) and some of the other Joseph boys on the show tomorrow. They have already allocated tickets to everyone who wants them, and obviously have more available. Maybe, one day soon, people are going to start to notice that it is Lee we will travel to see - not anyone else regardless of their link to the show that brought Lee to our notice.

Given the state of our hospitals maybe you should take the penicillin flavoured muffin in for your Grandad, AliB. Some spare OOOOOHHHHHMMMMMs heading his way.

I had that email too Shirley and just had another for Through the Keyhole. I think once on their mailing list .... Worth watching/taping tomorrow for BK et al in case show some clips/mention Lee - maybe AT will mention how good an audience we were!!

Ooohhmmms to Carol for a quick recovery.

I was intending to leave the office at 4.30 today and here I still am over an hour later. Oh well will hang on another few mins for the latest chapter.

Chapter Nineteen

“Before you begin,” Sir Jack-Wow (the third) said. “Here are the rules:
“First, you must cross the bridge. Second, you must do so within ten minutes. If you freeze or fall from the bridge, you are disqualified. Also, since the bridge is notoriously unstable, I would recommend no more than one of you go through at a time. As soon as I call your name, you will begin to walk across the bridge. If you do not begin immediately, you are disqualified. Any questions?”
There were none, and the knights looked anxiously at one another.
“Right,” said Sir William the Gentle. “Sir Antnotdec – you’re first.”
The friendly, shy young knight walked to the bridge, took a deep breath, and began to walk.
The wind howled, and the bridge swung precariously, till it was almost at right angles. Abruptly, the wind abated and the bridge returned to its former position. The sky had become black with the savage clouds and only the repeated flashes of lightening illuminated the scene. Though he didn’t realise it, Lee was holding his breath.
Sir Antnotdec was making good progress until, without warning, the bridge was blown violently. He lost his balance and fell with a wail.
The muses made no comment, but simply said, “Sir Chrissee – you’re next.”
The young knight was deathly pale and he gave his fellow knights a solemn look. Then he too began the journey across the treacherous bridge.
Maid Marryme hid her face in Sir Jack-Wow (the third)’s chest and wept. “I can’t bear to look,” she said.
Sir Chrissee hadn’t taken more than half a dozen steps when he lost his balance in the wind and went plummeting down the cliff. The other knights turned away in horror as Chrissee’s terrified screams echoed in the yawning chasm.
Sir William the Gentle, with a greenish look on his face turned towards the remaining knights. “Lee, you’re next,” he said.
The other knights whispered their good luck wishes to him, too distressed to speak loudly. It would not have mattered; their voices could not be heard above the howling wind and the thunder.
Grimly, and without a second glance, he stepped onto the slippery and worn wooden slats and began to make his way across.
“Don’t look down,” he told himself. “Don’t look down.” He kept his eyes firmly fixed on the other side of the cavern, or what he could see of it in the thunderstorm. He began to put his foot on the next slat and a gentle voice came from his sword and said, “Skip that on, Lee-my-love!”
Without questioning, he obeyed, and his foot rested firmly on the next slat. Slowly he made his way across. The bridge swayed alarmingly and his hands were raw with holding onto the ropes in the freezing rain. A crack of lightening lit up the valley and he had a sudden, horrifying glimpse of the deadly drop below him. He took a deep breath and forced himself to go on. He wished he had thought to ask the loppies for some red fans, but the loppies were far away and could not aid him now.
Several slats were missing and on more than one occasion, he had to jump to reach the next, safest slat. Still, he was making progress. The sword at his side hummed an unconcerned tune and for some reason he found it comforting. Now and again it warned him about specific slats in a cheerful, "Not that step, Lee-my-love," and, heeding its advice, he found himself safely on the other side.
He turned and waved to the other side. He wasn’t sure in the din, but he thought he heard a cheer. He stood under the shelter of a huge oak tree and watched as Sir Weepsalot stepped onto the bridge. The ashen-faced youth took one step, two, then with a sudden wail of “Nana!” he raced across the bridge so fast that, by luck or skill, he made it across and stood at Lee’s side.
One by one the others followed; Dentalfloss with grim determination, then Charming with gritted teeth, and finally, only Bozy was left behind. Charming stood at Lee’s side and they watched in silence as their friend made his way across the bridge. He was doing well, walking slowly but steadily, and was within perhaps twenty feet from safety when the slat on which he stood suddenly gave way and he began to fall.
Lee had moved before he even realised what he was doing. He flung himself down on the bridge and caught Boyz’ arm as the knight clung, dangling from the ropes. Boyz scrambled, his legs kicking air but finding no support. Only Lee’s strong and determined arms were holding him from a fall. Then the bridge collapsed and they both began to fall downward into the chasm.

Thanks Geri. Enjoy BB. I'm off now.

Geri!!! You can't leave us in suspense pleeeaassse!

Geri - what are you doing to us???? Come back woman. That's not a cliff hanger - its a rope bridge hanger......

Have a wonderful time at BB. And take pity on us soon. PLEASE

No fans available,- oh no!!! Quickly, Loppies, get your washing, dirty or clean out to make a matress for them to fall on. My broomstick is on stand by, Geri. Do you want me to catch them ????? I can manage both, promise!!!

Oo arrived just in time for a new chapter, and what a chapter!! I howled with laughter at the image of Weepsalot tearing hell for leather across the bridge (with those legs!!) yelling Nana - loved it!!! How will sleep tonight now though????

Snuffles - hope you soon feel better - more incohol required methinks to drown those nasty germs!!

AliB - sorry to hear your Grandad's still in hospital but so pleased he now has his teeth back!

GERI!!!!! EEEK!!!!

Have a wonderful time at BB - and don't worry about us, being left in suspense - again!

Ali B - please have some more Ohhmmmms - Ohmm! Ohmm! Ohmm!

I'm here with laundry and broomstick and flying carpet, yes I know we've not had one before but we're desperate here! Geri I just know you'll enjoy BB all the more picturing us chasing around in the chasm. I've heard of suspension bridges, this is a suspense bridge!!
Ali B sorry your Grandads' not home yet, but will bank some more ohhhmmms so there are plenty for when needed.
Snuffles, hoope you are ok ohhhmmmms as well.
I got the email about AT tomorrow, maybe they want us back as we were such a good audience!! Sorry we need Lee for that!

I didn't know it was going to be a "suspension" bridge!!!

Geri-no both my favourites falling, can I wait to see what happens. I'll just have to. Story is great btw.

SRO, just goes to show what a good audience we were. I just don't think I'll take a day off for anyone else, getting very near the end of the holiday year. They'll just have to make sure they get the same guest again, then we'll be there again.

Forgot to say I have the same pile of laundry ready as I had last time,plus the dog beds and the very large floor cushion. Broomstick warming up in the corner, ready and waiting.

Pauline I sent that Martin back a friendly email explaining that it was Lee and not Joseph that we are interested in, but that if he hears of any other shows that Lee will be appearing on we would be very grateful to get advance notice. Probably wont make any difference, but worth a try.

...just risen from my sick bed to read the latest episode and now I am suffering a relapse!! He can't fall!! Back to bed.......

Shirley what a great idea! He was such a nice guy and I'm sure if he can, like if he's allowed he will. As you say worth a try, mind if they didn't realise it was Lee we were there for!!!!!!!

Now this is interesting, though she may be prejudiced!
http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/2462310622/show/784071

Oohh Geri, that'll be Knightmares for me tonight then!!

Oh very good Sue. Knightmares. Like that.

Goodnight Snuffles. Hope you feel better in the morning.

And now I am off to bed too. Goodnight all. Sleep well and have Sweet Meads.

DK how I'm going to sleep tonight imagining Sir Lee falling down and down into the chasm. No pressure, Geri, but please give us the next chapter soon!! Seriously, hope you had a lovely evening, you deserve it after Saturday.

Reminder that the deadline for ordering Stephanie's gorgeous photos of Lee is tomorrow. Please email me (direct or via stageloppies addy) if you want to order any photos. I have acknowledged those who have contacted me (I hope) so if you emailed me but haven't had a response, please let me know. I will be sending the order to Stephanie on Wednesday and will get back to everyone re payment etc. once she's confirmed everything's OK.

Anyone been watching David Attenborough and the waving frogs?

Snuffles get well soon.
Diana, I'm really looking forward to Stephanie's photos. I wasn't watching the frogs, I was on online arranging to get a photo id driving licence before my paper one completely disintegrates. They can get the photo from the passport office, more big brother, why do they want separate id cards as well?
I'll have to wait to post this due to big (small panther size) cat sitting on mouse, perhaps he thinks it's a real one.

Diana, I'll email you tomorrow re the photos - too crackered to make a decision now.
When I got home from work today I found Ploppy had done a huge amount of ironing; I'm sure he wouldn't mind doing it again should the clothes get creased by Sir Lee landing on them.
Good news about the CD, Pauline2; I wonder how close Platinum is.
Ohhhmmms to all poorly loppies and family members. I'm off up the wooden hill now. Night-night all.

Well my internet connection has been down most of the evening, but has just come back in time for me to say good-night.

At least the Graphics Dept managed to put in a full evening's work.

Sweet Meads all

Jane E, every cloud has a silver lining. Very important you keep up with the exciting chapters. Looking forward to the final results, except that will mean the story is finished.
Checked the progress of the very important package from Ireland, still says 'received'.

Sweat meads one and all.

Ooops that should have been sweet!

Diana, you have a one track mind.

I'm off too
Nightlee night

Night night everyone, am convinced I'll be dreaming of falling tonight, I wonder why?!

Hello from the Westend. Just back from the Palladium and the Sound of Music.

Geri - great stuff! I had two chapters to catch up on tonight and the moneys running out on this pc.

Going to see Lee tomorrow. How excited am I.

HAPPY TUESDAY everyone.

Hi Jenny - if you're still on, great to hear from you. Enjoy tomorrow!
xx

Just home from Blood Brothers (a Bill Kenwright production, incidentally). Music was good, cast & sets excellent,but it's so dated & I really HATED the book. Sorry Willy, not your best work. Call me hard-hearted, but it seemed a bit too much like sentimental twaddle to me.

Bedtime for me; I've been awake since 3:30 so definitely need a good night's sleep -- esp. if I'm going to find some way of rescuing Our Hero tomorrow. 'Night all.

Night night Geri, xx

Morning all!

What a beautiful morning of sun and sand (not really dark and windy at all!)

I hope our illustrious author managed to get a good night's sleep - you've got our hero to rescue Geri!

Where is everyone this morning? Lazy lot, still in bed. Ah, but you're here, BHB. No, I don't mind keeping you company. A nice Irish coffee would be lovely, and maybe some toast. That'll do for starters. Now, come and sit here beside me and tell me what's happening in your life. Still have that evening job, eh? How's that working out for you?

Good morning all. Geri, I hope you slept very well after your disappointing evening at the theatre. We need you rested and refreshed to rescue our hero today.

Your CM had a word with the resort managers at our Malidvian holiday home yesterday, and they have opened the swim up bar exclusively for our use. Even serving our breakfasts there this morning. (Dont worry if you cannot swim - but a wade up bar doesnt sound nearly as romantic).

Good morning BHB, just a mixed tropical fruit juice for me please - that juice Jordan used sounded so good I have been trying allsorts. I see you have a good crop of mosquito bites again - Why are they biting you, but not me??? Dreaming of falling - no I slept like a baby - Oh sorry you mean you dreamt about falling. I wonder why......

will do, Jane. Forgot to say have a great time tonight at a certain show, Jenny. Send all our love from the Dub-lops!

Oh sorry - how rude. Jenny lovely to hear from you. Hope you enjoyed SoM, but going to Jo tonight - oh how much are you going to enjoy that???? Blow the GO a kiss from us all.

Morning. Hope Geri and Carol slept well.

SOM is very good, Jenny, but not a patch of Joe. Enjoy yourself tonight - we know you will.

I've been meaning to ask - has anyone else been feeling a bit well flat the last 3/4 days? Last week's high post AT & Joseph lasted a couple of days and since then I've been feeling sort of down. Couldn't understand it at first but came to the conclusion it's because there's nothing lined up in terms of TV or radio appearances, mags etc. - not that we know of anyway, nothing to look forward to.
Given the official site didn't advertise AT, makes you wonder if Lee's got some projects on the go and we won't know of them until it's too late.

Wow, a newbie on the forum posted this photo

http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/2462310622/show/784191

Lovely. Thud

Morning all. Why is everybody lying floating on their backs in the sea while eating toast and scrambled eggs? A swim-in bar????? Do you mind if I stay on dry land until my breakfast id down?
Hello sweetheart. Why did you dream about falling into a laundry basket? It's strange isn't it what comes to mind? You didn't hurt yourself, I hope? Good. Now can we consentrate on my breakfast? My usual please, and add some fruit since we're here on this island. Then you can sit down beside me and tell me all about your dreams. Laundry baskets don't sound too ambitious, but we can try to intrepit them together. Did you have a happy childhood?

Yesterday I caught up on 3 days worth of posts then had to go shopping ,( working all over the weekend )so my reply is a bit out of date .(ch. 17)
Geri, ooooooo I kissed him and touched his curls, I’m back on Cloud Darling, can I have one of them cooling units?
Oooooohhhhmmmmms X100 in to the ooohhmmm bank - Account number 9 -6 -2007 (numbers you should all know) held at the Adelphi Branch in the name of Miss &Mrs Loppie Love. No rest for the wicket as they say I’m of to visit Sloppy in hospital, the coach is at 8.20am and should be in London by 10.50 and back on the 6.30pm coach tonight so will catch up again .Geri, poor Sir Lee he is going to be black and blue by the end of this story, but will still look good in a loin cloth .Got to go bye

Morning All,

Shirley - I saw that picture last thing last night just before I signed off, wow, what a smile! It's such a different shot too, she said it was just as he came out the door and the crowd cheered.

Excuse me Geri and Eva, could you please stop distracting that young man, the rest of us would like some breakfast too if you don't mind. That Irish coffee sounds good and a nice blueberry muffin perhaps? Then we can get down to interpreting dreams.

Lots of ooohhhhmmmms for the bank this morning. Hope Snuffles that you're feeling a little better.

Hoping for good news of our Hero this evening Geri, please.....

Morning - feeling really lousy, so I'll stay away from you all today - Ploppy has left me medication, a thermos of hot blackcurrant loads of throat sweets and new box of tissues and told me to stay in bed. I have a runny nose, streaming eyes, my neck aches and I have a hacking cough - apart from that I look and sound fine! Toddling back to bed now. Tomorrow I should be going to the show but it looks like Sloppy will be going in my place.

Morning - another one here to deposit some ooooohhhhhhhmmmmmmmms for all those in need. Sounds like Snuffles needs them.

To the Cool-It Co: my apologies for not thanking you before now. My unit (lilac) was delivered/installed very quickly and tones in beautifully with my bedroom.

To HaHeHe: my apologies for not placing an order before now. I had thought I was strong enough not to require your assistance but, having seen this morning's picture (thanks for the link Shirley), I realise how totally deluded I was! I can't remember: do I need to specify colour? If so, mauve would be just fine. Oh, and if anyone's wondering, I've got the bucket over here - I'm still trying to get out of it!

Geri - with all the washing I'm doing at the moment I have plenty of ironing to donate to the chasm floor. In fact, it would probably reach halfway up the chasm on its own!

Here's to a good day for everyone, whether you're resting up or on the go. Dollops and I are off to friend's house for lunch and play - 6 children aged 20 months to 6 1/2, so it's going to be noisy. At least it's another beautiful sunny day now the frost has gone, we can chuck them outside in the garden while we have a natter!

Morning all, oh poor Snuffles that sounds absolutely awful, do take lots of ohhhhhmmmmms from the bank as we do seem to have plenty thanks to Maggie. Not able to go to the show?!!! That is so sad, I would be distraught.
Maggie hope your Sloppy is doing well, and have a good journey.
Jenny you lucky lady, have the best time, we know you will, and report back!
Diana I know just what you mean, I haven't even got another visit to the show booked, and am hoping against hope that something will happen soon. Suffering LWS badly (Lee withdrawal symptoms).
Geri hope you have a good plan to save our hero, and that the next bitwon't involve heights and falling!
Hope I've not let anything out, so now my usual late breakfast I think. Fruit platter and some coffee please BHB. Oh you've been bitten, well so have I they love me these wretched things. I'm informed that it may be a blood group thing, I'm O which is apparently a favourite. Do you think we might share blood groups? Anyway I always have loads of cream so we can share if you like:0)

here's a new fan vid, lovely, lovely.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ubgaBtzxCZc

Just popping in, had to catch up with AKWD.
Feeling very unsettled Geri, apart from the fact that Boyz and Lee have been left plummeting downwards into the ravine, there is an uncomfortable air of unease around now, with Lee unable to trust even his old and best friends.

Have only skimmed the rest of the blog, hope you feel better soon Snuffles, oooohhhmmms coming your way.

OOOHHHHMMM! - for Snuffles

OOOHHHMMM - for Maggie's Sloppy

OOOHHHMMM - for the Ohmm bank - glad you set up an account Maggie.

Jenny, if I'm not too late, have a great time at the show!

Ooo - I just happen to have some Insect Bite cream here in my handbag - never go anywhere without it, so I can assist the BHB, Pauline2 - no doubt you need to save yours if you get bitten so often...

JaneE so very kind, but don't worry I have lots and lots, and I wouldn't like you to use up your handbag sized supply!

Afternoon!! Thank you for all the extra OHMS! Grandad is still in hospital but I went to see him last night and he is much better. Depending on blodd results he should be out either today or tomorrow hopefully. Made him laugh with my mouldy muffin story so thats good! I saw that lovely Lee photo first thing this morning and it certainly brightened my day.

MMmmm that should read 'blood results'!

OK! has an interview with Johnny V & Denise - Lee not mentioned but photo from ALW Gala again.

I really must stop checking out these links whilst I'm at work - my colleagues think I have some kind of nervous twitch when they see my reaction but can't see what I'm reacting to!!!

Oh Snuffles, mega ohmmms coming your way!!!!

Maggie - hope your Sloppy is okay - you take care too!

I am just off to Tescos now (lucky me!) will be rather annoyed if they have the 'Dream On' album as they didn't have Lee's at first!! I have been checking and my Tescos do still have Lee's album although it did drop out of the offical album chart top 100 a few weeks ago. Will be interesting to see where 'Dream On' charts. Call me cynical but I think 'Dream On' is quite an appropriate title!!

I went to Woolworths the other day and Lee was still in their top 100 quite a few places above JB and still 'in stock' I was tempted to buy yet another copy! LOL Very pleased to see his album is not in the cut price sale:-) Miss At today - ITV transmitter was on the blink - hope someone recorded it. Eagerly awaiting the next chapter Geri and hoping the postman brought nice things for some of you today!

Carys, thud, thankyou!!
Saw AT today and the BK and boys weren't on, my guess would be that like last Tuesday, remember that?, sigh...sorry, they were recorded today and will be shown Thursday or Friday.
Oooohhhhhhhmmmmm ohhhhhmmmmmm ooohhhhhmmmmms for the bank.
Waiting with bated breath on edge of chasm!

It was still daylight when I left work but the bus took that flippin long to get home it got dark before I got here!!

Just settled down to catch up (although it's been quiet on here today) and now Ploppy comes into the room and asks me where the tape measure is and he's now disappeared off upstairs so goodness knows what he's measuring!!!!! Think I better go find out!

Carys - the Dream On lot weren't on AT today, it was Jonathan Ansell. Someone sonewhere said it would be Friday (perhaps they were recorded as the second today show as happened last week).

Hi All, Had a text from Jenny -- she arrived at the Adelphi at 6pm, because she's so excited! Will let you know if she checks in after the show.

OK, off to finish a chapter -- don't want to keep you all hanging...Back later.

Does the Brandy she needed to calm down qualify her as a lush loppy?

Got back early today, so may links, thanks everyone.
oooohhhhhhhmmmmms for Sloppies, Snuffles and the bank.
Got some sewing to do tonight, you know how children have their clothing name tagged for school, well I do the same for the horses new 'clothing'. Also on the way back from the dentist I bought yet another pair of trousers, as I've got such short legs, they have to be taken up.

Chapter Twenty

The bridge gave a groan and began to fall. Lee held onto Boyz with one hand and onto the ropes with the other. The bridge was swinging towards the cliff face. The motion was too much for him and Lee found himself begin to fall, but suddenly he felt a strong arm grab him from behind and he heard Charming’s voice say, “Hold on, Lee. I’ve got you.”
The slats beneath him buckled & fell, but Lee held Boyz firmly, and Charming held Lee.
Slowly, slowly the knights inched their way back towards the cliff and safety. As Lee felt sold ground beneath him again, he glanced up to thank Charming and only then realised that his young friend had, himself, been supported by Dentalfloss. Together, the three hoisted Boyz to safety.
The four knights sat on the precipice in the driving rain, shaking from fatigue and fear. It was several minutes before any of them could speak. At last, Boyz said, “Thanks, everyone. Lee, you might have been killed—“
Lee said, “So might we all.”
They stayed where they were a few more minutes, then slowly trudged back up to join Sir Weepsalot at the landing, where Nana and the muses waited white faced for them to return.
Maid Marryme said nothing, but tried to embrace all four boys at once. She was weeping so hard, her shoulders shook, and Lee’s arms ached where she gripped him so tightly. There was a welcome little *poof!* and Gray’mm appeared.
“We need a lift back to the castle,” the captain said.
“It’s always in the middle of Corrie,” Gray’mm grumbled. Still, he waved his magic wand, there was a flash of pink light, and they suddenly found themselves in the Great Hall.
The next hour was a blur of hot water, soft towels, massages and food. Truthfully, Lee would have been as happy to have fallen into bed just as he was, but he had been trained in the best traditions of chivalry and duty, so he let the loppies fuss over him and even managed to comfort poor Christmas as she sobbed on his shoulder. “You-might-have-been-killed!” she wailed.
Behind her, he saw Boyz and Charming smile at him, with a mixture of sympathy and amusement. He wondered how he could ever have doubted them.
At last he was left alone in his peaceful, circular room and he fell asleep instantly.
It was still dark when he awoke and through the window the first light of dawn was beginning to appear. At first he thought some of the loppies had come to check on him, but his eyes focused and he saw the three women in his bed were not loppies at all. They were completely unknown to him. The one at his left was raven-haired in a dark red gown that clung to her very enticing curves. To his right was a woman in a white gown, her ash blonde hair sweeping down her back. And slithering up his body was a golden-haired woman in a golden gown. She licked his chest and he gulped as his sword screamed for his attention…

Aw bless Jenny! I bet she's even more excited now!

More Ohmmms! for you Ali B - and any one else who needs them. Any over can go to the bank.

Ohhmmm! ohhmmmm! Ohhmmmm!

EEEK Geri what are you trying to do to us, rushes to put Cool-it unit on, who are these women, not sure I trust them at all, no loppy would behave in such a brazen way!!
Btw what was you Ploppy measuring Karen?

Geri-they're saved Hooray. Who are those sl*ts standing over Sir Lee? Don't they know only Loppies are allowed to stand over him, not certain about the licking though.

GERI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE!!

My goodness Geri - whatever is gong to happen next!
I had a reply back from Martin (who seems like a nice guy to take the trouble) re his email yesterday to those of us who got tickets for the AT show asking if we wanted to go se BK and the Dream Ons. My response yesterday to him was 'Thanks for the invitation but I am a Lee fan rather than a 'Joseph' fan although I do admire Bill KenWRIGHT (not Kenworthy!) and some of the other boys and I will watch them on the TV tomorrow. Lee is a very special person with a tremendous talent and worth travelling to London and queueing for ages for. If you have an other shows in which he is appearing in the future hopefully you will let us know and I and my other Loppie (Lee Obsessed People) friends will be straight there!!' Martin's response today was 'We don't always have guests confirmed on shows, but keep an eye on our website (and your fingers crossed!)Best Wishes, Martin

Geri,- !!!!!!!!!!!! What is this ?????? Some wanton women trying to seduce Sir Lee? It's not the Loppies, I'm sure . We wouldn't be so brazen. Dreaming about it,- yes. Wanting it,- yes, but actually doing it. I think not. So who are they?
I'm so proud of Sir Charming and Sir Dental-Floss. Now we definitely know who the good ones are.
Back to the house with the laundry, ladies!

Good Grief! Who are these strumpets???!!!

Oh and - hurrah for Charming and Dentalfloss!

Click - buzz - whirr...

I'm sorry, the Any Knight Won't Do Graphics Department are currently unavailable due to sulking at the thought of non-Loppies man-handling Sir Lee.

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Well my Sloppie is really doing well so I don’t have to be there every day to look after her. Which means I got more time to be online and reading all your posts.

I was just listening to the breakfast show with Denise on Capital Radio and they were discussing Valentines Day. It was really funny. Even more because you know they are talking about Lee although they didn’t say his name.
She found it very difficult to pick out a card and thought that a card, which said, “Would you be my valentine” or “I love you”, was really heavy. Because it is early days yet.
Johnny: Going to lunch in a wedding dress. That is heavy.
Denise was asking what to buy for a man
Caller: You should not buy a gift for a man. Denise: But what if he buys me a gift?
Caller: You just give him a card. Denise: But what if I am dumped?
Johnny: You dump him first.

I am off to read the next instalment of Geri’s masterpiece.

OMG Geri, this tale just might have be re-classified as "adult only", no sorry, "adult loppy only" !
They had better get out of that room before the loppy brigade arrives or there will be war!
Hurray for Charming and Dentalfloss, heroes all of them!

....just risen from sick bed to read next chapter - cooling system now on! Oh he let me cry on his shoulder! Who are these other (so aptly put) sxxts??? They aren't Loppies - I feel they are up to no good...although they are in colours and not the greys of AUS? OK that's as much as the brain can take....back to my sick bed and fingers crossed tomorrow I'll feel better (please!) - thank you for all the ooohhhhhmmmmms.

Hi there - is this the Venue for the Stage Loppies ? Lots of names I now recognise - met lots of you at HMV and AT show ! (Life changing experiences both!). Heard tell that some of you may be going to Jo on 23rd Feb. I'm going then too and would love to meet up. Shirley - you said "email me", but I can't work out how to find your e-address ??? You can find me on LMAS forum as 'Owlie Sue'. See you soon.... only a few days to go...

Pauline2 – well I could lower the tone and say his pipe but I won’t (oh I guess I just did!) – it was a radiator pipe – nothing exciting, I’m afraid!!!

Talking of exciting, I did laugh at Jenny arriving at the theatre at 6pm, bless her. It just reminded me of when I went, with Ploppy. You may recall how excited I was, I know I bored you all rigid with my countdown. Well, when we finally got into the West End it took us ages to find a restaurant that didn’t have a waiting time of an hour (it was England rugby final night and everywhere was packed). When we finally did find somewhere, I just had no appetite with the excitement and the nerves and Ploppy asked me if I wanted a starter – er, no Ploppy I don’t, that will only prolong things, lets just go straight to the main course – but, Ploppy decided he wanted a starter so I had to sit there whilst he chewed every mouthful a million times. By the time the main course arrived I was so anxious to get to the theatre I could hardly eat a thing. Then Ploppy decided he wanted a coffee to end the meal. So, whilst he’s leisurely drinking that I had one eye on the clock on the wall and the other eye on my watch (just in case they were different!!) and was drumming my fingers on the table impatiently (probably much to the annoyance of the other diners). When he finally decided he was ready to go I shot out of my chair so fast I nearly knocked it over and then I accosted a passing waiter, grabbed his arm and more or less frog marched him to the till and demanded the bill, poor man!

Oh I can still remember the excitement of it all – roll on June!!

Jane E – if these are not Loppies, as we suspect, can you use artistic license and make them really ugly!!!!!????? Although, if they are Loppies who have somehow been overtaken by the evil Aus and are acting totally out of character, then I volunteer to be one (ugly or otherwise!!!!)

Hi Sue, you have found the Stage Loppies. The email address to get to Shirley is stageloppies@hotmail.co.uk

Well thanks for clearing that up Karen without lowering the tone! Not to sure the tone is that high tonight, flirting with the gutter I think! Then you tell us of accosting a poor unsuspecting waiter! Mind I was just the same. Friend I went with in October thought we were going to have a nice relaxing meal before the show! I practically dragged the poor soul out of the retaurant to the theatre!

Oh Karen that sounds so familar! I'm like Jenny, if I had my way I'd be there an hour early.

Hello Owlie Sue! Nice to see you on the Stage - you may have noticed that we're slightly bonkers.

Well Karen, my countdown has well and truly started, five weeks tonight and I will be in GO heaven. And as you all know, it can't go fast enough although having heard previous reviews and stories I'm a bit worried about post-joe blues.

To Karen
Loppyland

Dear Karen,

Thank you for your suggestion re: illustrating the h*rlots that have got their paws on Sir Lee.

The Graphics Dept would like to assure you that if we are requested to illustrate that seen, big noses and straggly hair will be a must.

And warts.

Yours

Graphics Dept

Karen2, you can't have the post show blues without going to the show, so they are worth it. Then you just have to plan how to get rid of them, ie how to get back again.

Oooh Geri, you are a one!
"Sword screaming for attention" indeed!
But very glad that good old Charming and even Dentalfloss came up trumps and all the lads are pals again.

Text just in from Jenny she says "WOW WOW WOW Thud", obviously no more words at the moment.

Ladies, a challenge: anyone who guesses the meaning of the bridge, and identifies the three women correctly will feature significantly in the next chapter. (Answers on a postcard, please...)

Now Maeve you have gone and lowered the tone even further. I wondered when someone would mention cric the sword!

I think sleeping tonight will be a problem after hearing from Jenny.

Geri - is it anything to do with the precarious nature of fame and the temptations to go astray? Bit like Britney & Amy? Kind of like when AT mentioned clubbing and Lee said that wasn't really him.

Aw Geri I'm no good at this sort of quiz.
Glad Jenny's had agood time.
Maeve behave yourself.

O dear, if I send in my answer on a postcard it will take forever to get to you Geri so I will use the blog.
The meaning of the bridge? Hmmmm. It might be something to do with the choices you make in your career. And for the three women I have no idea. The only thing I can come up with are the Josephine’s.

Bl---y hell Geri, you know how to do cliffhangers!!!!

Snuffles, sorry I haven't said before, but do Get Well Soon.

Owlie Sue welcome, nice to 'see' you here.

What a gorgeous photo on Donna's site, should give me sweet dreams tonight, I wish.

Time I was under the duvet, oh how I hate early mornings, nite nite all.

Geri,- A Bridge Too Far ? A bridging loan ? No, sorry, my brain ain't working tonight. The three sl****rs? The dancers from ADWD? Mrs. Potifar and her helpers?

Ok, Going out on a limb here -
the 3 women -
Red dress/enticing curves = sexual temptation, gold = riches/money,
not really sure about the blonde, still thinking about that one

Oh help. I just did that loosing my post thing. Too tired to be sensible.

Thanks for the latest chapter Geri. I am feeling very sorry for those poor loppies who did not get their orders into the CoolItCompany before it went into liquidation - my unit is currently running at maximum. So I am sat here in my ultra attractive painting gear of the oldest tattiest clothes I could find, which are now well endowed with splats of paint, and steaming!!! But then I remember that this is a morality tale and I start to wonder - could it be that the bright lights, party lifestyle, drugs and even groupies are the seductresses. If they are then Sir Lee does not need the Loppies to help him win through this challenge as his self respect, common sense and innate disinclination to go that route will see him safely through.

And then I sat laughing. Karen did your Ploppy not notice the state you were in or did he do it to wind you up?? But I so remember that feeling of total panic that something is going to appear out of the clear sky to stop me getting into the theatre and to see Lee live. Like him being sick, trains not running. Tubes breaking down. Power cuts - add your own horror.

Hi Owlie Sue. As we already have Sue and Suex probably easier if you use the OS here too. And welcome to our blogg. You can always contact us via stageloppies@hotmail.com . If I dont hear from you via that soon I will come over to the forum and look for your email address. But there will be lots of us getting together before the show on 23rd - dont think we have sorted out a meeting time/place yet have we?? Feel a tad out of the loop having been busy decorating for the last 3 or 4 days. But I really like the notion that it is only a few days until I get to see the Meadster again. FANTASTIC!!!!

Oh, I know, white dress? substance abuse/drugs?

I've just about got myself together. What a show! What a voice!

Tonight was my fourth time to see the show and it just gets better and better. Everything and everyone is terrific. I luv the new narrator. I felt she acted with every note.

Can't go into too much detail coz this internet cafe is about to close for the night. But!! As I sat there listening to Lee sing CED for the second time I thought to myself this is real, that's him only yards away. As Geri said to me earlier, I was breathing Lee air. As my little grandniece would say, he was 'real people'. I thought about how many times I have been told how important it is to 'live in the now' and what a totally fantastic, wonderful, brilliant now to be living in.

More tomorrow but in the meantime Happy Wednesday.

Jenny on a cloud!!

Geri, no good at guessing, and no idea about the bridge, but could the women be something to do with temptations and riches?

Now I really am going under the duvet.

Hi Jenny!!! Great to hear from you so soon - an internet cafe eh, that's dedication! Glad you had a fantastic time.

Shirley, glad you've got that decorating done - I bet the house looks lovely.

Geri, I would guess, but as certain person have come up with pretty much the same idea I had, but with better detail (Karen 2- that'll be you then!)I shall gracefully withdraw.

Well, that and the fact that if I get anymore prime time with Sir Lee I suspect I'll get lynched!


Off to bed now Loppies - sweet Meads

Should have refreshed before I posted, snap Karen2. This is so addictive Geri, but I must go to BED!!!

Geri, could crossing the bridge be the difficulties of live performance? Unexpected things might occur but the actor can't be distracted, must continue even when things go wrong?
Do the three hussies represent the temptations of drugs, alcohol and s*x?

Incidentally Karen2 and Jo4 it's Geri writing this tale not me, I'm as shocked as anyone!

Shirley - yes I am convinced Ploppy was trying to wind me up - if it wasn't for the fact that I didn't want him showing me up in the theatre by looking scruffy he would have been wearing his dinner and coffee!!

I'm rubbish at guessing games so I'll leave it up to the rest of you and take to my bed with thoughts of Sir Lee's sword needing attention!!! That'll be another sleepless night then!

Night all.

Well loppies, we won't know until the esteemed author comes back, I think we're all on the right track though.
And Maeve - are we really to believe that you didn't even think that way? Not for a second?Come on now.......

Just to let you know if you've not been to Latest News on Donna's site, Roro has removed Howard (ahhhh) from LottiB's picture. (Maeve, you might be too shocked if you look at it.)

Is the bridge finding out who your true friends are, some of them unexpectedly so?

Jane, its taken me that stuffing long to do one room. And you know how many more I have to work my way around......

Given that Sir Boys and subsequently Sir Lee were saved from the chasm by their friends, and Sir Weepsalot got over safely because of his Nana - is the chasm something to do with sycophants and yes men leading them astray and the dangers of believing your own publicity, your safeguards against that being a loving family and true friends who keep your feet on the ground??

Thats the best my poor sleepy brain has come up with, and I am taking it off to bed.

Good night all. Sleep well and have Sweet Meads.

Really tired
Nightlee Night

Geri - not sure about the bridge but I thought the women were (on first reading) Zoe, DVO and Eva!! I think I'll take myself off to bed now as I'm losing the plot....and I have the dentist early in the morning

Well really impressed with all the guesses, my only thought about the bridge was that it was the path to success. It can be achieved quickly, as Weepsalot who runs across, avoiding the pitfalls, but it may fade as quickly. Some may achieve it through the help of others, but will perhaps only achieve moderate success. The greatest and lasting success comes by going carefully and listening to your own instincts, but never forgetting your friends on the way. Phew, that's all a bit complicated I think! Must say I think the s**ts are probably the seductive power of fame, fortune and sycophancy. But whatever they are get their dirty hands off Sir Lee!!
Not very good but the best I can do!
Glad your decorating has gone well Shirley, I'm tired just thinking about it! Night night all.

Geri you had me in hysterics with that last sentence. So relieved to know Sir Lee was rescued from the chasm but what are these sl*ts (nicely named Jo4) doing with him???

Hello Owlie Sue and welcome.

Glad your Sloppy is doing well, Anne. Thanks for the DVO & JV conversation. Will have to listen in one day when I'm not at the w**k place.

OOOHHHMMMS to Snuffles. Hope you're feeling lots better tomorrow.

Look forward to Jenny's review tomorrow.

Just seen the time. Better log off and head to bed. Night night.

Shirley, I think you must be on the right lines re the bridge. Trusting in true friendship, not being led astray by false friends, or something like that?

Jo4, I've just lived dangerously and looked at Roro's edited version of LottieB's pic, a great improvement on the original!

Good Morning Loppies!

Is the Bistro open yet? Never mind, I'll just sit on the beach and chat to the BHB!

I have a friend coming over tonight, so I'm going to miss Geri's next chapter! Eeek!

Good morning, Loppies. I had a better sleep, I'm glad to say, so perhaps I won't start falling asleep at my desk in the middle of the day!

So anyone else up for a swim? I see BHB is serving poolside; good thing he's in those blue swimming trunks instead of his usual ensemble. Wonder if he pinched those trunks from Daniel Craig's OO7 wardrobe. Must say, it feels rather warm here this morning. Shame you can't get a cooling system to work poolside. Perhaps I'd best just enjoy the heat...

PS: Sorry, welcome Owlie Sue, and here's my daily deposit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Morning everyone. More ooohhhmmms to Snuffles.

London Metro paper has a third of a page ad for the Dream On concert - special offer £25. Ummmm do we think they're struggling to get rid of the tix? Now if a certain dark curly haired man was appearing the tickets it would have been very different.

Morning, (sinks into a corner clutching box of tissues and jar of Vick for very sore nose) - sorry Geri brain too full of cotton wool to even begin to try and fathom out who or what the sxxts are! Did think bridge was pathway to fame (but I think someone else already suggested that). Have until lunchtime to make up my mind about tonight....otherwise it will be Sloppy going. Poor Ploppy - this is supposed to be my Valentine treat! We were going for a meal beforehand, but if I do go that will be out as I can't taste anything at the moment! Hello to Owlie Sue (I was next to Shirley at AT last week when you were speaking to us).

Morning Snuffles, you poor thing. Maybe if you raid the medicine cabinet you'll be able to make it. You might be a little high but when the natural high from the GO kicks in you'll be absolutely flying - might be the best y0u've seen him so far!
I know that sounds awful, I'm not a drug addict, honest!

Morning all. I'm glad there is no fog and mist here, because at home it's so dense I can hardly see the neighbours house!
Hello sweetheart. Mwah, mwah, mwah !!!! (to quote Auds again). Well, you'll have to put up with such an enthusiastic greeting if you insist on walking around in those swimming trunks! I know it was Geri who suggested it, but I'll bet you were happy to go along! Just wait until the others get here. Snuffles doesn't count today. Her brain is full of cottonwool, not passion, with that lurghy!
(Blimey,- I've never seen such a quick costume change !)
I'll have my usual leaded, please and a fruit platter. All these exotic holidays are very healthy, at least food wise.
Shirley,- how very dare you lump me in with DVO and Brum-Hilde!!!!! I don't do foursome's!!! I am a very private person and shy with it ! As I said in my post yesterday, dreaming it, wanting it, is one thing,- actually doing it, no way !. So for that thought alone I hope your dentist has run out of pain killers today !!!! That'll teach you.

Morning all, oh wow that is a sight to gladden the heart, BHB you look....... stunning. Off to dentist as well so quick coffee this morning.
Snuffles extra ohhhhmmms for you hope you make it tonight. Must dash, see you later!

Morning all a lovely sunny blue skies day here again - picked the right time to be stuck in the house decorating. Typical!!

Injured innocence here - Eva not me, honest Shirley2 posted that not me. I have been too busy to get here much at all. Anyway winning now, just some more tidying away and cleaning and all done. Then to catch upwith the rest of the place which has taken its chance and spread the chaos around.

Snuffles, you poor thing. Loads and loads of OOOOHHHHHMMMMMMsss heading your way. Bad enough to feel that poorly, but dire that it might stop you seeing Lee as well. Whatever you decide do take care of yourself. Not at all sure you should be out and about feeling that bad.

A strong leaded coffee for me please BHB, and if you will go around dressed (??????) like that I will have it iced please. And some well chilled fresh fruit. Just a tad hot here. Then maybe a spot of snorkelling.

Shirley,- apologies winging their way to you. That'll teach me not to speed read!
Shirley2,- how was your dentist this morning? Horrible, I hope !!!

Back again, now mumbling slightly, but worst over with. (am having a crown fitted). Thought as a reward would pop backto the beach while it's nice and quiet. Now see, how thoughtful is that, BHB has brought me a fruit punch with a straw as my mouth is all askew, and ooh look he has set up the hammock again, so shallwe just kick back and relax a while? Nice!
Forgot to say earlier, welcome Owlie Sue, very rude of me sorry!

Courtesy of lunalee creations (and through a LMAS forumlinky thing, another fab fanvid. They are helping me through my LWS a tiny little bit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LSDhrKZrJc

A miracle has happened !!!! I just had a letter from AOL apologizing for the fact "that your query was not dealt with in a manner satisfactory to you and that when you raised this matter with our Memebr Service team, your issue was not adequately adressed." That is followed with the usual flannel about their excellent staff training and so on and so forth, and there is of course no offer of refunds of my extra expences !! Let's keep it real! But an apology,- that is a first!

Eva - dentist was fine this morning just an x-ray but you'll be pleased to know that it will be horrible in 3 weeks or so when I have to have the gum cut and an implant screwed into the bone (you will have your revenge then)!!

Shirley2,- my rages are never long lasting, so by the time you have your 'orrible time at the dentist, I'll have forgiven you !!!!
I'm venting my anger at the computer at the moment. I have had to close it down 3 times already this morning, so I think I need some ohms from the bank. To cheer myself up, I'm watching "Lovejoy" on TV3.

Ugh sorry Shirley2 but rather you than me.

Snuffles, if you're not up to going tonight (and doesn't sound like you will be), I'm sure your lovely Ploppy will take you another time to make up. I'm afraid mine wouldn't, he's protesting about going once as it is.

Afternoon Everyone!

OK, I will take a wild (very wild) guess at one of the women - is it Linda Barker?!! She has ash blonde hair!! The moral being that Lee has to be careful of female celebrities pawing at him!!

Sadly, Tescos did have 'Dream On' but it was at number 50 so they are obviously not expecting it to be a big seller!! Didn't buy it of course but I am curious as to what its like!(probably make my ears bleed!!)

...ok risen from sick bed, had shower, washed hair, feel almost human. Hurray the running nose has stopped dripping. I feel I may just make it (but Ploppy is ringing again later this afternoon to give me the final yes or no!) All that max strength flu stuff must have kicked in, as I feel 80% better than first thing this morning; or could it be all the ooohhhhmmmmms winging my way! Nose is still a lovely red beacon though! If I do go I don't think Dr Ploppy will let me do the after show show (and indeed I wouldn't want to infect anyone!). I'll give you an update later this afternoon!

I have just had some good news - my Grandad is out of hospital!! Thanks for all the oohhhmms - they worked!

Changing the subject completely, it says in the Sun (therefore it might not be true)that DVO will be doing 'I'll Do Anything' after all.

Shirley2 the thought of what youare going to go through makes my dental visit pale in comparison. The end result should be great though!
Carol if they are working more special oooohmmmmms on the way!

Oh just seen your news AliB, that is great! I mean about your Grandad, not DVO!! Mind I think she was good on ADWD, well apart from one comment on the bit rubbish week!

Yay for Snuffles, ata girl. Good vibes and ooohhhmmms winging their way to you.

Shirley and Owley Sue, I can get you together as I have both email addresses, so if either writes to stageloppies I'll pass it on to the other. Or Sue, you can use my other email, that you have already contacted me on.

By the way, hi Sue, nice to see you here.

Hi just to say big thank you to HaHE Co, for my lovely turquoise heating system. It kept me warm as toast in (not so) frozen north - and matched all my clothes. Could I just ask that a warning be attached to say that use of system - esp when viewing photographs simultaneoulsy - can lead to serious overheating and insomnia.

Off to catch up on blog and then 3 nights sleep!!

Afternoon everyone. Back on again after two days, blame my busy life, but I had to come back and read the next installment Geri. So pleased Sir Lee has been saved. My brain isn't working well today so I'm not going to guess, I'm just going to wait for the next chapter - soon please.
Lots of ooohhhummms for poorly loppies.
Hi there Owlie Sue.
Shirley - Well done with the decorating. I wish you could tell me how I can persuade my ploppy to help me get our decorating finished. He says he's going to do it at the weekend then gets diverted by bright shiny things like men playing rugby and football.
Went and saw John Barrowman on Monday at the national theatre. He is very amusing and we had a short but pleasant chat afterwards when he was signing copies of his book. Sir Ian McKellan was there, my son was impressed that I'd seen Gandulf in the flesh.
I'm certain that all the tickets for Dream On would have gone in a very short time if they'd asked Lee to appear even for one brief song. Presume they didn't want the limelight taken away from then.
We really do need another Lee event so that we can meet up again - October seems way too far away.

Just a quick visit to do some Ohmming for Snuffles - Ohmmm! ohmmmm!

And for anyone else who needs them Ohmmmm! Ohmmm!

Glad you're grandad is out of hospital Ali B!

Must go now - copious quanities of wine to drink! (and OK Eva I admit, some of it is pink!) See you tomorrow

Oh Ali B good news about your grandfather! Those oooohhhmmms are working well cos Ploppy says if I wrap up warm, take lots of throat sweeties and plenty of tissues I can go!! Sloppy not too distraught as she didn't fancy making the tube trip on her own early evening. My uncle with the prostate cancer has been to see a specialist today and will be having an op in 2/3 weeks time, followed by radiotherapy - he's going to see Sloppy on Friday afternoon, so may find out a bit more then.

Hi Deanna & All
Sorry in advance if I'm being presumptuous but if you are interested in meeting up again, I will be over in March to see the show for the first time and I would love to meet any loppies who are free for coffee/tea/something stronger?

Have a great time, Snuffles. Dose yourself up to the eyeballs beforehand to get you through the evening. And make sure you steer well clear of the GO!! We don't want him catching your germs.

Have a good time Snuffles! You will probably find that once the show starts your cold will completely vanish and then once you come out it will start up again!! Looking forward to your report!!

If I'm free that day that would be great Karen2.
I live near Heathrow - so I can jump on tube and reach Covent Garden or somewhere like that quite quickly.
I'm up in town Friday to see SOM for the first time. We thought we would go before Connie leaves.

We saw SOM a couple of weeks ago, Deanna. It was good but not nearly as enjoyable as Joseph. The "mountain" was unusual.

Hi all, I had one of those rollercoaster days so far. The low was a twenty minute diatribe dished out on me by a disgruntled employee (I dared ask how he accumulated time owed), but then the housekeeper at work asked about my summer hols. Me: I'm going to London to see a show.
Her: Which one?
Me: Joseph
Her (Having a total meltdown): To see Lee?? Oh my God he's gorgeous!!!!
THEN I came home to find about a dozen birthday cards from you lovely ladies. Thank you so much. Dollop says I'm turning thirty, which is amazing given that she's twenty, but that's OK. Anyway, thanks, all for thinking of me.

Evening all, way to go Snuffles!! So pleased you are going. Enjoy (as if not)
Karen2 I'm not too far from London, so depending on Sloppy and exactly when would certainly try.
Geri get off the rollercoaster and sort out those strumpets molesting Sir Lee...pretty please!

Snuffles have a wonderful evening, will be thinking of you.

Deanna hope you enjoy the SoM. And dont know if anyone else is interested buy I was rather taken with Ruthie Henshaw on AT and would like to go and see Marianne when it opens.

Pleased to say there is something of a late rush for raffle tickets - busy cutting up tickets tonight ready for a draw tomorrow. My neighbours have 3 lovely little girls and I am thinking of asking one of them to do the draw. What do you think??

This photo was posted on the Forum recently and I just love it. I am in touch with the fundraiser at Mildmay, who Lee did this drive for, and I can ask whether the photos taken are available for sale. Would anyone be interested??

http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/2462310622/show/784774

Eva, well done on your apology. I had a little triumph on those lines today as well. I had a new much smaller handbag when I can to London for my birthday bash, and the thing was a menace. Just kept tipping upside down and pitching everything out, So I got onto ebags who I bought it from, and said although I had used it and it was not faulty it was a useless design and I wanted them to take it back. Got the usual flannel back that as I had used it they could not take it back but would give me 10% off another bag. Emailed them back that I did not think a bag that tipped its contents all over the pavement was fit for purpose and reminded them that under the sale of good act they were responsible. Heard nothing at all for a couple of days, but this evening has come return instructions and labels. So good for ebags.

Hi all

Snuffles - so glad you're feeling better and will be able to make it tonight.

AliB - great news about your Grandad - I do hope he's remembered to take his teeth home with him!

I am very impressed with all your ideas about the bridge and the women. Very deep. Looking forward to the answer and to see who's right and how you feature in the next chapter!!

Geri,- I always had a sneaking suspicion that the Irish had good taste, and your housekeeper (well, not yours exactly. She doesn't do your dusting, does she?) proves it.
I am more of a sceptic when it comes to your dollop's mathematical skills. I mean to say,- I would have put you at 25, at least, but who am I to argue?
Snuffles,- if you still haven't sailed forth to the Adelphi,- have a faboulous time, and blow Himself a kiss from me, please.

Shirley, yes interested, and yes great idea to get one of the smalls to do the drawer. (are they open to bribery?)

Sorry meant draw! Unless you need help with tidying!

Shirley, you can count me in on any photos of Lee!

The email to Stephanie has just been sent. Hopefully, she'll get back to me in the next day or two. I must have checked the order about five times before I sent it - don't envy you with the Thud T-shirts, Shirley.

Eva, you shouldn't be encouraging Snuffles. He's got to stay healthy.

Karen2, when will you be in London?

Hope by the time I log on from home Geri's added the next installment. See you all later.

Hi all, long time no see! Managed to skim posts up to end of Monday and now have to go out (3rd meeting this week!) Hope I'll be able to catch up later, I'm leaving sir Lee and Boyz suspended in mid air!!

The brunette was nibbling his earlobe and blonde was caressing him in a way that made him blush. “Relax,” the blonde whispered in honeyed tones. “We can offer you everything you’ve ever wanted.”
“Oo-er!” said Lee. “I thought Potiphar only had one wife.”
“She was nothing on us,” said the golden-haired beauty. In this light, lee thought she looked a bit like Reese Witherspoon. “Come,” she said, slithering up his body and caressing his cheek with long fingers. “Relax, enjoy yourself. You’ve earned it.”
“You’ve earned it,” the brunette purred in agreement. She slid her tongue into his ear and he trembled.
“Um—“ he said.
The ash blonde, looking like Kathleen Turner in Body Heat, let her hand glide slowly down his chest, down to his stomach and down—
“Stop that!” Lee said. He jumped out of the bed and grabbed his sword. “Who are you?” he demanded.
“We’re whoever you want,” said Kathleen, walking towards him on legs that were impossibly long. (Yeah, guys, I hate her too!)
“I mean it!” he demanded. “Tell me who you are.”
“We are The Temptations,” the brunette said, advancing towards him.
He backed into the corner. “Maybe, but you’ll never be my girl! Besides, I prefer the Four Tops,” he said. Then, “What temptation are you?”
Reese said, “I’m gold, wealth, the enticement of avarice. Taste me and you’ll never want for anything.”
“I am a knight,” Lee said. “We serve for honour and duty; we have no need for gold.”
“Honey,” Reese whispered. “Everyone has a need for gold.”
“I have my honour. Go!”
She pouted and slinked away towards the door. She leaned against it and watched the other two temptations continue to advance upon a nervous Lee.
“And you,” he said to Kathleen. “Which temptation are you?”
“I am excess,” she said. “The fast high – drugs, drink, fast cars…”
“Get out,” he said. “I’ve seen too many good knights succumb to your charms, to their cost. You have no power over me.”
“Huh!” she said with a pout, then she turned and joined Reese by the door. Now the brunette moved in. She ran her fingers through his glistening locks of black hair. “Every man wants me,” she crooned. “Every man needs me. You might not need these others, but you can’t do without me. I am lust, desire, need. Taste me—“
“No!” he cried. “Knights are pure and virtuous. Get out.”
At his cry the door burst open and two loppies came rushing in. “Did you need something, Sir Lee?” the Lady Kar’n (the second) asked.
“How did these sluts get in here?” Lady Soo asked. “All right you three, out of it!”
Lady Kar’n (the second) grabbed both Reese and Kathleen by the ear and marched them out of Sir Lee’s room. Lady Soo followed close behind with the brunette in a half Nelson.
“I never heard the like!” Lee heard Soo say. “Three wanton women letting themselves into Our Lee’s room and doing who knows what to him!”
“Obviously not loppies, Kar’n (the second) said. “We’d never behave in so unladylike a manner!”
“Even if we wanted to,” said Soo.
“Right,” Kar’n (the second) agreed.

He could not go back to sleep so he dressed and went downstairs to the Great Hall. To his surprise, the table was already set for breakfast, and Dutch, Jen, and Rave were busily serving to Boyz, Charming and Weepsalot, as well as the captain of the knights, and Sir William the Gentle of Everton.
“Ah, there you are,” Sir Jack-wow (the third) said. “We were worrying those minxes had got you too.”
“Too?” Lee glanced around. “Sir Dentalfloss?”
The others hung their heads sadly. Lee sat beside Boyz and started to sip a glass of milk without really tasting it. The loppies placed three full plates of food before him and, so not to hurt their feelings, he forced himself to nibble on each.
"I’ve let the ladies sleep,” Sir Jack-wow (the third) said. “They’re both still upset about the bridge.”
“What was that?” Boyz asked. “Stage presence? Reacting to changing circumstances?”
“The bridge,” Sir William the Gentle said. “Is about balance. When you’re a knight, you have to be able to keep all the different parts of your life in balance – your family, your career, your private life. It isn’t easy.”
Lee was hardly listening. “We hardly even got to know him,” he said, almost to himself. “Sir Dentalfloss, I mean,” he added, as he noticed the others quizzical glances. “That’s eight down, now, and we’re the only ones who remain.”
“I’m glad I still have my friends here,” Charming said.
“Yes,” Lee agreed. “That makes it bearable, knowing you and Boyz—and, uh, you too, Weepsalot, are here with me.” He caught the look that fleetingly passed Sir William the Gentle’s face. “What is it?” he asked.
Sir Jack-wow (the third) rose. “I’m afraid it’s going to get a lot rougher now, boys. There’s only one challenge left and it’s a toughie. You get plenty of rest today – you’re going to need all your strength tomorrow for the toughest challenge you’ve ever faced.” And, at that, the two muses rose and left the knights to their thoughts.

Yeah, he downed the strumpets, knew he would, sort of! Nearly did my temporary crown damage with the Four Tops bit. But does this mean we are near the end? Shucks don't want it to end yet.

Loved that chapter Geri and well done Sue and Karen2 for guessing right! What clever loppies you are.

Oh Geri another excellent chapter.
“Even if we wanted to,” said Soo.
“Right,” Kar’n (the second) agreed.
How true.

Glad Snuffles made it out tonight, how upset would she have been if she was too ill?

Good to have a late run on the tickets, I know I kept trying to remember to do it. Time limits are always a push for me.

OOOOhhhhhhmmmm for the bank and anyone who needs them.

We seem to be giving a lot of work to dentists this week, luckily for me I passed the check up yesterday......this time. Afterall how many crowns can you have in one mouth. I think I have 4.

Back to my sewing tonight.

I see the Graphics Dept is closed for the evening, hope she has a good time.

Pauline, that creased me up too. Thanks so much Geri. Glad that Sir Lee avoided those temptations. I would have thought that Weepsalot would have fallen prey to them though. But I am sure our noble laureate has something much less pleasant in store for him. Now that's something else to look forward to.

Geri,- how am I supposed to consentrate on reading AKWD and watching "The Bill" at the same time? Right, never let it be said that women can't multitask!
I'm so glad our trust in Sir Lee was proved to be true, and thank you Karen and Sue for seeing the s**ts off the premises toot suite (!).

You know, Shirley, I really thought old Weepy would have fallen at that fence, too, but really he's too much in love with himself to be tempted by anything but his own (imagined) beauty.

Thanks Geri,
Loved todays instalment, i really needed cheering up, it was my mother in laws funeral today and that has given me a little boost. Those Hussy's -the temptations with Lee prefering the four tops did it for me, had me laughing out loud!!

Carys- Received my Lee pix yesterday, WOW what a lovelee photo that is. Thanks for arranging that!

Shirley - i would love a copy of that Photo too if you can get it!!

Honest, that wasn't me, I have short fat legs, I very rarely drink alcohol, never take drugs and my days for liking fast cars are nearly over. (too low down for getting in and out!)

Torchwood bbc2 coming on, if you want to watch it

Okay Kathleen (not Turner) we believe you!!!!

Karen C - so sorry to hear about your Mother in Law. Glad Geri's atory was able to help a little.

Ooo Torchwood - gotta go!!

OOHHH Geri!!!!!!

Hi Karen C, sorry you had such a sad day, but glad I helped you smile.

Eva, of course our trust in Our Hero was justified. Would our Lee let us down? Didn't think so!

Just been to look at tracking, says it is still on its way.

Hi all - I'm sitting in a Lotus position as befits a site that seems to run on ooohhhmmmms !

Haven't quite built up courage to read the Geri-story you all seem to be chatting / speculating about ! Should I save it for a rainy day ?

Feeling pretty ill today, after stressful week - so coming on here has done me a power of good (is this an alternative therapy ?).

Evening All
Karen C - sorry for your loss, hope your OH is doing ok

Thinking of Snuffles (aka Carol, right?), hope she's been able to keep the symptons at bay through the show.

Geri - Great chapter! Yippee, Sue and I got to kick those hussies out, but oh, after all the little kisses, dancing and massaging of arms and legs that has gone on so far, we didn't get time to even talk to our hero? Well, he's always so good mannered, I'm sure he'll find a chance to thank us sooner or later.

Hope all the Dentist patients are ok tonight, not a favourite place of many people. I suppose just lie back and think of Lee!

Deanna, Diana, Pauline2 & Anyone else
I'll be in London with Geri's "little green fan" from Mar 16th to 19th and would love to meet up.

Pauline2, love the vid you posted the link to earlier today.
Karen2, I might be able to make a meet in London during those dates.
Owlie Sue have you looked at the vid link at 11:10 today, really cheered me up, after a sh*t day.

Hi Owlie Sue
Yes, the ooohhhhmms on here seem to be very powerful, I've not really needed them myself so far but they give great support to all the loppies.
As far as an alternative therapy, yes indeed, sorry you've had a bad week so far but it always improves on here.

On that note guys, may I withdraw some ooohhhmmms from the bank for tomorrow morning as I'll be getting my exam results and I'm hoping for good news.

Oh Kathleen, all you have to do is forget to wax them and you can have short fat hairy legs and we will all think of Ernie Wise!!!!

Right. I'm for my bed. Good night all. Sleep tight and have Sweet Meads.

Karen2 good luck for tomorrow.

Owlie Sue yes you must read the story, it goes back quite a way! If not understanding some of the references, well you might need more than one rainy day. Approach with slightly bonkers attitude and you'll be fine! This site is the best alternative therapy!
Karen2 those dates look pretty good to me so sure we can organise something. Funny you should say about thinking of Lee, I was singing the album in my head and it really helps!
KarenC so sorry about your Mother-in-law, and hope you and your family are ok.
Today I decided to blitz my Sloppys' washing so changed the bedding etc. put it in a big heap and brought it home here. Coming into the house piled up with laundry I felt like I really was in Geris' story!!
Anyway feel my bed is calling me so night night and sleep tight.

Karen2 good luck for tomorrow and oohhhhmmmm, ooohhhhmmm, oooooohhhhhhmmmms for you, and the bank.

Thanks Jo4, and great that you're near/in London, would love to meet up. Hopefully we can organise something.

Thanks for pointing out the vid link Jo4 - just right to send me off to dreamland with a smile - esp. as halfway through I was suprised to see me with Lee (hmm - well perhaps not quite - just the silhouette of me gazing up at him in AT show !). Happy Dreams now.

OMG Check this out!!! See the last of the photos from Kazzer!

http://www.leemead.org.uk/viewtopic.php?t=2170&start=0

Maeve, do NOT go and look at the latest pictures on Donna's site, I feel one may be too much for you.
(wooosh as everyone shoots over to look, you nosey lot)
Just to warn you Karen2, I made a grown man cry again today, second time in a week. And not in a good way. Pauline2 and Diana are nice though, not had the chance to talk to Deanna, although saw her at AT.
Nightlee night

Ok, must go help scollop organise his bedroom (re-arranging furniture at the moment) and then heading to bed, night all.

I'm off to slumber in loppyland (well, I can wish!) Owlie Sue, if you decide you want to read the story, it starts on the previous blog site -- does that sound a bit weird? Anyway, if you have problems finding it, we can post a link.

Ohhhmmmms for the exam results, K2 (be glad you're not Karen9!), and for all the other ailing loppies, sloppies, etc. Sleep well, pleasant dreams, &c.

Maeve-another warning for you about the link that Diana has just posted.
Thanks Diana.
I really am away now.

Oh should have read before I posted. Sorry. Been dealing with the raffle tickets. Hangs head in shame....

Karen2 - hope I might be able to make it up during those dates too, so count me in.

OwlieSue - sorry you are having a crnp week at work. But envious if you can get into Lotus position. The days when I could do that are sadly just in the memory now. And you should definitely go back and read Any Knight Wont Do - Its brilliant. A real morality tale. With much humour, and many Loppies.

Geri has suggested that we put a couple of teasers of Jane's wonderful illustrations on the photo album tomorrow. As Jane is out this evening I have emailed her asking which two of her drawings we should post. I will let you know when they go off.

Now I really am going to bed. Goodnight.

Last comment tonight,
Jo4 - sounds like fun, unless its the BHB, please don't make him cry or we won't get any breakfast!

Never mind that though, it seems loppiness is universal and it would be great to meet whoever can make it.
xx

Hi all, finally got a few minutes to catch up.
Karen C - sorry to hear about your mum in law. Lots of oohhhhmmms to you & your family.
Karen2 - fingers crossed & ohhhmmms for your exam results
Ali B & snuffles - glad to see the Ohhhhmms are doing the trick. Hope your grandad continues to improve AliB.
Snuffles - was the show worth leaving your sick bed for? Of course it was!
Geri - thanks for another great chapter. Please don't let it end for a while yet.
Owlie Sue - you really should read the whole story, but you will have to go back to the previous page of the blog to find the beginning. It starts on http://www.thestage.co.uk/tvtoday/2008/01/connie.php on 17th January 8.38pm. A bit of a trawl but well worth the effort.

I see you're all off to your beds, and so am I. I'm p****d off with the "puter" anyway, because for the last 2 hours it wouldn't let me in to my mail box, and now I'm fed up with trying. So to all of you, good night, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams and wake up happy.

That photo of Kazzer's - thud.

KarenC, my sympathies to you and your family.
And sorry to hear you're having a rough week Owlie Sue.

Not sure if I'll be able to make those dates, Karen2 - certainly can't make 19 March. But would like to meet up if possible.

Snuffles, hope you had a great evening.

Oh Geri, I don't want AKWD to end! Loved the latest chapter, esp Four Tops.

My Joe tickets for May were delivered today with a nice surprise - £40 voucher off Virgin wine from See! Mind, I think it's one these things where you have to spend money to save money if you know what I mean!

G'night everyone.

OK I'm back! As Ali B righty said no signs of the cold whilst watching the show, came out into the cold and the hacking cough started! I had already decided I wouldn't hang around as you would never forgive me if the GO caught any germs (and it looks like Ploppy is going down with them now!). Firstly the theatre was really really hot - unbearably so in fact! Auds will therefore be pleased to know that there was plenty of perspiration gleaming on the torso (front and back) during CED - which was the best I have heard him sing it!! Now that is saying something! Brothers were their usual excellent selves, Dean's vocals not as clear as last time, Jenna was excellent (Ploppy really liked her and much preferred her to Preeya). It was the usual conductor again tonight by the way. GO was his usual wonderful self. Cried at the reunion scene (again). Audience all on their feet clapping at the end - it was actually a very good audience tonight - there must have been several coach parties as we passed about six on the way up to the station. Ploppy really enjoyed it (apparently he is telling everyone in his office they should go and see it - bless!). Geri - I think that it was Nana J who kept the temptations away from Weepsalot(very clever that!) the trollops! Well done to Sue and Karen2 for guessing correctly (I hate clever people!). Well my little bed calls so Sweet Meads all!!

Well I was going to bed ....

DVO & JV page on Capital site - DVO has a weekly blog and for those who have to do the w**k thing there's a listen again option
http://www.capitalradio.co.uk/Sectional.asp?id=7328

Finally managed to get on here and catch up.
Thanks for latest instalment Geri, glad that we're not left with a cliffhanger tonight but a brief respite in preparation for the awful trials to come. Thanks also for giving Rave another mention.

Good luck for results tomorrow Karen2.

Thanks for the warnings about Diana's link Jo4, very kind of you to be so concerned for me. However I felt it was my duty to check them out and gorgeous as they were, the final one did once again worry me slightly, he really must cover up in these cold evenings, I know it's been very mild but it is still February.

So glad you got to the show Snuffles, good to read your review, noble of you to keep away from the GO in case of germs.

Must get to bed soon, the delights of The London Dungeon to look forward to tomorrow,
rather against my better judgement, hope it's not too gory.

Good morning, all. Well, looks like I'm first on the beach again. Ah, I see the BHB is serving poolside again in a rather fetching red swimsuit. As it's Valentine's Day, BHB, I hope you won't mind me saying -- hubba hubba! Food? Who can think of food...Oh, yes, a dip sounds like a wonderful idea. I need to cool down...

Morning all, got results!
Financial Mgt B and Tax B+.
Very happy loppy! think I'll have a lingering breakfast by the pool, I'll start with champers please BHB (yes, at this time o' morning!) I think I deserve it, anyone join me?

Good morning all Loppies.
Business first. Last change to win that fabulous promotional cd that Lee wanted to give us. Can I also remind everyone that you not only need to make a £10 donation to Children in Need for each ticket, but you also need to email me at lmascharity@yahoo.co.uk with your name, address, and phone number where I can contact you. (If you have problems getting through on that address use my usual addy. I can see from the total on the Children in Need, Just Giving site that 3 people have donated but not emailed me and I dont know who you are or how to contact you. I would hate you to miss out - so please hit the keys ladies!!!
Many thanks to you all and GOOD LUCK
Phew. Thats the schpeeel done.

Snuffles - glad you made it safely. And enjoyed it - as if you wouldnt!!!

Thanks for the link to that lovely photos last night Diana. Am I the only one who read the narrative that accompanied them and cringed (or seethed)??

Thanks BHB I know its hot, but I would still love my usual mug of Earl Grey, and slice of toast please. And while its still quiet here lats have a quiet swim across the lagoon......

Congratulations Karen2. And I would love to join you in a glass of champagne - with some orange juice in mine too please - need to ward off Snuffle's germs!!!!

Good morning ladies. Hello BHB, could I have a large black coffee and some of that delicious fresh fruit please. While you're preparing it, I'll just have a quick swim too.

Karen2, well done with the exam results. Bit too early for champers for me, but what a brilliant start to the day for you!

Diana, thanks for the photo link. Yes Shirley, the narrative had me cringing too. I also noticed that in the photos on LMAS, someone had got a picture of the curl-touching incident. Now it's probably just a poorly timed picture, and I'm sure she's really very nice, but the lady in the photo looked decidedly bunny boilerish to me. Poor Lee must have been alarmed.

As it's such a lovely day today, I'll just leave a few Ohhhmmmms for the bank (oranyone who needs them)before I shoot off to work.

Morning all. This will be just a quick love you and leave you. Had a very bad night (fell asleep around 4am) and have to be off to do Syd's shopping, but need some breakfast first. Hello sweetheard, a very STRONG leaded one, no champers, I'll fall asleep at the wheel, and some scramled eggs on toast. Can I have it on dry land this morning too? Thank you. Love the swimming trunks again! PHEW !!!! Hor here, isn't it?
Karen2,- congrats on your results. How inspiring to have someone with brain on this blog! I'd love to come up to London for a meet next month. Let's see what can be arranged.
Have to run.

Morning, will slope off to my normal little germy corner (at this rate I won't be helping with the packing up at the weekend.....), but might indulge in some champers to toast Karen2's success - well done brainbox! As an indication of how unwell I have been yesterday was my first alcoholic drink of the week (pre show bottle of red with Ploppy)! Timely reminder from CM as I had forgotten about the raffle.....but just been a good girl and entered. Did Diana's link and read the comments ar9oudn the photo (!!!!!) - picked up on the point about the roping off, as last night the rope barrier was placed so that as you came out of the side door (ramp) you were immediately turned into a right angle and had to go left along the side of the building (if you understand what I mean!). So I suspect once everyone has gone they move the rope across to block the steps completely.

Morn... phwoar, sorry but you really should carry a health warning dressed like that BHB. Am I too late for champagne? No good well heres's to you Karen2, not sure what you got but it looks very impressive, so congratulations.
Pictures fantastic, but I read the story last night and found it disquieting to say the least.
Carol glad you had a good time last night (not suprising) but it sounds as though you didn't really get a good chance to trample children or shove old people, where's the fun in that?
Right a quick swim then into my hammock I think, you are welcome to join me BHB:)

Pauline2 - I know, I felt really upset as I had sharpened my elbows and polished my hobnail boots specially! Ah well, there's always next time!

just testing

Oh good it worked at last!
Good morning everyone and firstly, congratulations Karen2. I’ll gladly join you in a celebratory glass of champers, well done! Mustn’t have more than one though got a difficult day ahead. Think I’ll draw on some ohhhhmmms from the bank to help me through.
Well, after saying my computer was sorted a few days ago it threw another wobbler and has only allowed me to get into random areas and not been able to post. My techie nephew couldn’t help as he’s too far away and said he would need to get on the machine to find out what the problem was. But hey, it’s now had some holy intervention! Knowing my Pastor is into everything techie I mentioned it, he took the bait and popped round last night to take the challenge. Took him all of 15 mins to sort it out(I hope) and everthing seems to be working so far! Think he was quite shocked though when my screensaver popped up while we were having a coffee! Hadn’t realised I had quite so many loin cloth pics on there! Suffice to say errrm….. interesting conversation ensued!

Snuffles, great to hear you got to the show and really enjoyed it, thanks for the review.

AliB, so glad to hear you Granddad is well enough to come home he will be so much more comfortable in his own surroundings.

Hi Owlie Sue, nice to see you here I’m at the show on 23rd too.

Ohhhhmmms to all who need them.

Ahhh hi BHB, missed me? Yes I’ve missed you too and I must say you look mighty fine today!!! How sweet, of course I’ll be your valentine. Lets go for a walk on the beach, a swim too? Yes ok.
Bye everyone see ya later x

Pauline2, before you say anything please remember you have had the hammock for a while:)

Hi, I SHOULD be typing up some minutes at the moment but I decided I had to play catch up first before I get any more behind. I am a dedicated loppy rather than a dedicated minutes secretary, but don't tell anyone! Back later after I've skimmed the last couple of days, and devoured any new chapters

Morning All?

Am I too late for champers - I need to toast Karen2 on her exam results and Snuffles for making it to the show! Hurrah!

Karen2 - I'd have loved to have met you in London - but of course I'm in Dublin that weekend visiting our illustrious Loppy Lauriate and the other Dub-lops, if they're around. Timing huh?

Oh and congradualtions to you and Sue on figuring out the tempations (another excellent chapter Geri - what are we going to do when the story's over!!!)

Owlie Sue, you really must read it!

Karen C - very sorry to hear about your Mum-in-Law, I'm sending a virtual hug.

I know it's Valentines Day, but being Norwegian I have never been used to celebrate today. I just thought I'd share with you what we celebrate this day for in Norway:
According to Norwegian Radio today is Halibut Day !!!!! I know we are a fish loving nation, but I have never heard that one before!

Morning, no it is afternoon now! I lose track of time when reading the blog.
I'll let you all know what I think of SOM and said strange mountain!
Geri- Four Tops almost choked on my coffee- wonderful.
Karen2- Those dates sound good to me.
Karenc- sorry about your mum-in-law.
Snuffles - pleased you were okay to go to Jo and loved it so much.
Only 5 weeks and 4 days to go to my next visit. whoopee!

Hello. Message for those who ordered Stephanie's photos: She will print the photos over the weekend and send them out next week. I'll email each of you sometime today (w**k permitting!) with further details.

Anyone had flowers, chocs, diamonds or even a card?

Some of you have probably seen the thread on LMAS forum mentioning sales of Lee Mead (titled Dream On). The sales figure has been added - just over 132,000 copies.
http://pub29.bravenet.com/forum/2462310622/show/784071

Thanks All for the congrats, roll on the next exams in May, I'm a glutton for punishment!

Firstly - Geri, has your Valentine project been delivered yet? Nice feeling to know he's looking at it and reading all the squares - well done.

Carol hope you're feeling a bit better today, bet last night helped though?

Owlie Sue & Jo4 hope your week is improving, and Jo4 - I'm still waiting on the details as to how you made those poor men cry?

Jane E - I won't be flying until Sunday 16th so depending on when you get to Dublin we might still be able to have a bevy!

Re meeting up - Added excitement to my trip now that I'll get a chance to meet some of you, how does Mar 17th sound?
We arrive lunchtime on Sunday 16th, I'm hoping to have a look at the scrum on the 17th, and seeing as it's St Patricks day I was hoping to try to give him a little pressie from the Dublops, would appreciate some help with that from all you regulars?

We go to the show on Tuesday 18th and fly home late on the 19th. (kinda hoping to maybe get to the matinee on the 19th)

Lovely red roses here Diana. Brilliant that we will be getting our photos so soon. Great excitement

KarenC - so sorry about your mother in law. How is your Ploppy coping?

Welcome back Suex. Now that conversation with your pastor must have been very interesting. Giggle

Eva, I am making no comment at all on a nation that celebrates it love of halibut on Valentine's day.

Deanna, looking forwarward to hearing about SoM and Connie.

And the raffle is finished. I can relax for a while. As soon as my little neighbour is home from school I will pop over there and have her draw the winner.

Hello! Finally a google alert that actually has Lee in it!! He is going to see the Dream On show!!

http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/nightlife/viewarticle.aspx?id=791829

According to Craig, Lee is going to the Palladium on Sunday (to watch, not perform) http://www.newsandstar.co.uk/nightlife/viewarticle.aspx?id=791829

Karen2, put me down as tentative for 17 March after work. Depends on my workload - that week's likely to be bad.

You beat me to it, Ali B. It's tempting for £10. The Palladium is very large and knowing my luck Lee would be on a different level. There could be a mad rush for tickets now! I agree with you about the recent google alerts - though some have been quite amusing.

Well that's an interesting thread on LMAS. If those figures are correct they must be pleased with sales of the album, especially if it sold better tham JB and MB. Hopefully looks good for another album.
Bet you are right about ticket sales for Dream On Diana. Still don't think I'd want to go on the off chance of seeing Lee though, not even for £10, how low will they go? Thanks for the links anyway.
Karen 17th looks ok to me as well as long as I don't have to drink green beer, well, drink green anything actually!
Suex glad you're back again, what a useful pastor!
Eva, Halibut Day???!! Not a lot to say to that really.
By the way Diana, not only have I not had flowers etc, never have had even when I was attached! I picked the most unromantic men in the world!
Ohhhhmmm, ohhhhmmmm, ohhhhmmmm for the bank.

Still sitting here waiting for my red roses to arrive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen2 a big weel done on your exam results, methinks a glass of something nice in order at your place.
KarenC my thoughts are with you, its always difficult for the one left behind.
Sue, HELLO AGAIN, nice to see you here.
I nearly couldnt use my computer today, during the night we heard the cat rushing around like a mad thing, but being the night didnt take much notice, anyway this morning I found her sniffing around the Study, got the torch and there was what I thought was a dead mouse by the bookcase, in a very difficult place to get to it.
Ploppy dug a hole in the garden ready and got the dustpan and brush and came to sweep it up, he then calmy announced that it was still alive, great a mouse running around while I'm on the computer I dont think so, anyway on the bottom ledge of the desk there is a plastic bag with a computer bit in it(don't know what its for)luckily the mouse ran straight into the bag.
Ploppy then walked down to the field at the end of our Close, he said with a hop,skip and a jump the mouse was away.
Carol I pleased to see you took your RED medicine like a good girl last night!!!!!!

red roses here too Diana, don't know what I've done to deseve them? I gave ploppy a large bar of Toblerone, was that really naughty of me??

...no roses but a very nice heart shaped necklace!

Pauline2, I got a card the first couple of years we were together, nothing since (we met in 84). When we collected my engagement ring, Ploppy paid and gave the box straight to me. I just looked at him and gave the box back - he got it eventually. Definitely not at all romantic.

Karen2, sorry, think I forgot to say well dome on your results.

There's been another wardrobe malfunction - see LMAS forum.

Well ladies, here it is. The news you have been waiting for.
My 6 year old neighbour Olivia, kindly drew the winning ticket for us - number 27 - one of those held by Shirley2. So Shirley2 wins that wonderful signed promotional CD that Lee gave us!!! Congratulations Shirley!!!!!

And that should have been the end of the story, but Olivia's 4 year old sister, Scarlet, wanted to draw a ticket too, and the number she drew was 230 - so I decided that in the circumstances we should have a consolation prize. Kaz has sent me some prints of her fabulous photos, and one of those will be winging its way to Diana Rollings who holds ticket number 230.

Well done to both of you ladies. Enjoy your prizes.

Oh Shirley, THANK YOU. And congratulations to Shirley2. I've never won anything in a raffle before, I'm really chuffed.

Congratlulatiins Shirley2 very pleased for you, Have you got Finals day tickets as well???????????
By the way I think I might be free on March 17th as well, if it OK if I join you????

Oh well done Shirley 2 and Diana! Brilliant - the winners are both known to us all!! That's the sort of raffle I like (well I'd have liked it more if I'd won, but hey ho, I'm not usually lucky and today was no exception, so my hopes are never than high!). All I have to look forward to is the next chapter....

Congratlulations Shirley2 very pleased for you, Have you got Finals day tickets as well???????????
By the way I think I might be free on March 17th as well, if it OK if I join you????

Congratlulatiins Shirley2 very pleased for you, Have you got Finals day tickets as well???????????
By the way I think I might be free on March 17th as well, if it OK if I join you????

Hey Jill, you could show a bit of enthusiasm here!!!!

Congrats Shirley2 and Diana.

I'm sure someone said further up today that their Jo tickets for May had arrived, made me winder about mine. I arranged to have them delivered to scollop's address, as 1) he's coming with me for that trip, and 2) I knew how much micky taking I would get from ploppy if he knew I was going more than once. However I ordered these just after the first extension, the 'going more than once' cat is now WAY out of the bag:)))

Anyway scollop rang up a few minutes ago to tell me they'd arrived. That's my next trip, long wait, but row D right in the middle. (Still wondering if I can get one earlier:)))

Oooo red roses Ali?? How romantic! And I'm not suprised that your lovely Ploppy treats you well on Valentine's Day Snuffles.

I've got a card from mine - and a lots of grumbles about cynical marketing ploys.

Congradulations Shirley2 and Dianna - well done!

I know it's unusually early for me to be here - just a half-day at w**k today because of half term.
Seems like congratulations are in order all round:
to Karen2 - well done on your exams
to Shirley2 - on the signed CD. Am I jealous - not much!
to Diana - on the photos: how fitting after all the work you have put in re The Stage photos for us
to Gillian - on your tickets arriving: makes it seem much more real, doesn't it?
to Snuffles - for struggling out of bed to see the show - glad you enjoyed it.
to all the lucky ladies inundated with Valentines gifts today - I'm afraid Ploppy and I dispensed with them a while ago.

KarenC - so sorry to hear about your mother-in-law. I hope being part of the loppy sisterhood will provide some comfort in what must be difficult times.

Right, tea for dollop and scollop to get ready and then I'll sit back and wait for the next chapter I think.

Evening All, "Loppy sisterhood" I really like that thought, warm fuzzy feelings all round!
Well done Shirley2 and Diana and also Shirley for organising it.
Jill - absolutely, absolutely, absolutely!

KarenC - so remiss of me not to say I hope that everything went as well as it could have yesterday and that your Ploppy is coping with it all (and you of course). Thoughts are with you.

Sorry, just read my last post again and I hope I didn't sound like I was trivialising what Elisabeth was saying to KarenC about her bereavement, just meant that I totally agree, the support everyone gives each other on here really is great.
xx

Shirley 2 and Diana,- congratulations to both of you. Of course I'm jealous,- green with it, but if it couldn't be me, I'm glad they both went to proper Loppies.

Hi all, well I've had such an intersting day. Went to the hospital canteen for lunch and found they'd decorated it in -- no, not hearts or flowers -- American flags! They picked Valentine's day to celebrate US President's Day (well, I do live in Ireland, why should I be surprised?) Then I got razzed and asked if the celebration was in my honour (I still have a bit of an American accent, you see, though I've been back 4 years now). Then I came home to a HUGE stack of birthday cards & e-mails. I will respond, everyone, but it will take time so bear with me.

OK, first congrats to Karen2, Shirley2 and Diana. (Maybe the secret to success is to have a 2 after your name). Now, I'm not going to steal her thunder, but I have to tell you Jenny has an amazing review of the show & a couple of very interesting things happened. She's a bit shy about posting, but I've tried to encourage her that you'd all love to read about her experience.

OK, back later.

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Just come on here to catch up and what do I see, congratulations from you all, WHY??? - OH MY GOODNESS, I CAN'T BELIVE IT!! I'VE ACTUALLY WON THE SIGNED SINGLE! I never win anything, I cant remember winning anything since a raffle prize at school over 40 years ago, its just UNREAL and when I bought the 2 tickets knew that I wouldn't win and it was a just my way of donating to a good cause. I am SO SO thrilled, what a fabulous prize, I will treasure it forever. The first bit of really good news this week after several bits of bad news too, (I have a funeral of a dear friend to go to tomorrow). Shirley what a little treasure your neighbour's son is, do give him a big kiss from me. OH DEAR I need one of the cool-it machines. And Diana, Congratulations too. Thak you all so much for your good wishes - Jill, not Finals day but first Thursday court 1 !!

Boo it wasn't me (told you - it never is!) Hurray it was one of then another one of us! Fantastic Shirley2 and Diana, if it couldn't be me glad it went to a good home!
Jill Jill Jill are you there there there? Says she who managed a couple of double posts! Mind a triple one, well done!
What with no raffle prize, and all these lovely Valentines pressies not for me, sob, no please don't worry about me, I'll be fine. Mind it could be worse, I could get a Halibut!!

Oh Pauline2 - never a halibut for you! Lots of Loppy Valentine wishes heading your way though! As you will see I am a never win a raffle person too, so you are not alone, and then I read that Shirley2 isn't normally a winner so that's made me feel better! There's hope for us all yet! Just so pleased both prizes went to Stage Loppies (although of course they did elbow several old ladies and children out of the way first to grab the prizes!). Just off to watch the news and then Torchwood (as I missed last night through being, can't remember where). Forgot to say that last night in the Potiphar scene, there was a missed cue - those that have seen the show already it is where Mrs P kicks and the GO's tray flips over. It's all done to musical cues ....the GO flipped at the right moment and Mrs P was late with the kick, so the tray flipped over for no apparent reason!

Hey, Overthemoon -- you forgot to thank the Academy...

Evening all

Karen2 - congrats on your exam results. I missed the champers this morning so instead I am now raising a large V&T to you. Well done!

Snuffles - a week without alcohol?????? Does not compute, Does not compute!!!! As everyone who knows me says to me when that happens "crikey you must have been ill" - cheeky moo's!

No Halibut for me today but I did get a rather nice card!! - although I have to say Jane E, I'm with your Ploppy on this one re marketing ploys. I'm just an old cynic I guess.

Diana - your Ploppy sounds like mine with the engagaement ring - mine just said out of the blue one day - shall we go into town then? I said "what for" he said " well we might as well get an engagement ring". Not the world's most romantic proposal was it!! Mind you, about a year prior to this, we were sat in a pub one evening having had a lovely romantic meal during which he'd been dropping hints about proposals and marriage and got me all hyped up and then he said "what would you say if I asked you to marry me?" so heart pounding in anticipation I went all coy (me, coy??? never) and said "well you'll just have to ask me won't you and find out" so he turned to me and I thought oh my god this is it, he's going to propose, and then he said "do want another half of lager then"!!!!!!!!!!! Talk about being deflated!It's a wonder I ever did agree to marry him after that!

Congratulations Shirley2 and Diana and well done Shirley for organising it all.

Pauline2 - tha halibut's in the post!!

Jenny - if you're out there - we'd love to hear your review.

Never mind Pauline2, I didn't get any valentines either so we'll just have to be cheered up on here.
Hoping for a chapter tonight Geri, although I know you're really busy.
Jenny's review really is fab, found myself getting quite emotional reading it, which is happening more and more these days when I hear about people's experiences of the show. I just know I'm going to be a blubbering wreck when I finally get there!

Some samples of the illustrations that JaneE has been working on for Any Knight Wont Do are crawling (the speed my outbox is working can in no way be described as winging) their way to Martin, so should be appearing in the photo album sometime soon. I am sending my favourite now, but as I say it may take some little time - OK so it has made me a lier and it has flown out. Such is life.

Oh, I can't wait to see Jane's pictures, thanks!

Evening all
I have recieved one illustration from Shirley so far and it is on the Loppy Miscellaneous album.
Congratulationss Shirley2
Hope you recieved pressies from you secret admirers today, Lots of contented ladies I hope.

I never had a Valentines card either,- IN MY WHOLE LIFE !!!! As I said before, we don't do them in Norway, and since I came to England, the more romantic Englishmen have been rather short on the ground. I do, however, have some nice halibut steaks in the freezer !!!!
Engagement rings and romance? In my case, again because in Norway we wear a plain ring (what you would call a wedding ring) both for the engagement and the marriage (same ring), and my ex and I were both students at the time, I bought my own ring !!!!

Yes Yes Yes I am here here here
Sorry Ladies, I was in a rush (off to the Hairdressers)now my hair is a lovely shade of green,(got to keep up with the Jones)well Cookes in this case.
Now CONFESSION time, I am going to the "Any Dream" Concert on Sunday, my friend has had a bad week and has something she has to do that is not nice on Sunday so I suggested we go to the Concert on Sunday night, she is really looking forward to it which is great, and we only paid £25.00 for the tickets, just imagine if the GO is sitting next to me(in your dreams Jill) but will let you know on Monday how it went.
Congratlutaions as well Diana, when Shirley posted the name I didn't realise it was you.
Shirley2 my thought will be with you tomorrow, not the best of things to be going to.
The best I have come up with is Centre Court 2nd Monday, might have to book 2 days at the Stella as well.

I'll start crying in a minute !!!

Maybe this'll cheer you up, Eva:

Ch. 20 (cont'd)

Lee sat by the lake staring into the azure waters. It was a splendid day, mild and sunny, and he should be happy. He had met every challenge, had kept his honour, and was one of the last four knights still standing. Still he frowned. It had been a long and difficult journey, this road to knighthood, and he was weary in both body and spirit. All he wanted to do was sit by the water and listen to its gentle lapping.
On the small stone bridge nearby a group of loppies stood in quiet conversation with one another. They seemed to sense his need for privacy and respected it. He was tempted to go and hug them all, but he was afraid that might get out of hand rather quickly. The small group saw him watching them and waved, then melted away into the trees. He rose and took their place on the bridge. He stood watching the water and tried to sort out his thoughts. The last time he was at this lake he wasn’t by it but IN it. He shuddered at the memory. He still couldn’t piece together the events of the night. He had a feeling he was forgetting something important, something he’d seen or heard, that would give him a clue. He jumped as Boyz said, “Lost in thought, Lee?”
Boyz and Charming stood behind him and he turned to smile at them. “Trying to remember,” he said. “So much has happened since we were last here and it’s hard to sort it all out.”
“I almost died,” Boyz said. “I would have fallen from that bridge if you and Charming hadn’t saved me.”
“I would have fallen, too, without Charming,” Lee said.
Charming blushed. “I couldn’t let my two best friends fall,” he said. “Anyway, that’s not what being a knight is about.”
Impulsively, Lee hugged his two friends and all three of them laughed. “It was worth going through all this because I got to meet you. Even if I had to leave right now, it would still be all right because of that.”
Boyz looked pensive. He rubbed his chin and said, “But we will get separated. Do you ever wonder what happened to the others? To Throb and Dentalfloss and all the knights who failed? Will we ever see them again?”
“I’m sure we will,” Lee said. “The muses said that they were all fine; and one of the loppies told me once that all the things we experience – the tower, the bridge, all of it – are just illusions, none of it is real. If that’s so, then we shall see them all again.”
“What do you think this next challenge is?” Charming asked. “It sounds scary.”
“Yes, it does,” Boyz said. “I have a feeling we’re going to have a bad day. Lee, maybe you could ask the loppies. They’ll tell you if they know.”
“I’ll try,” Lee said. “Now, who wants to go get some lunch?”
They spent the rest of the day quietly. Christmas and some of the other loppies sang to them. The muses, Dot, and Gray’mm were not to be seen, and Lee thought this was deliberate on their part. Perhaps they didn’t want to face questions from the knights, or perhaps it was because the next challenge was so dreadful they couldn’t bear to look the knights in the eye.
Lee drew the loppy Lyn-say aside and asked her if she knew what the challenge was.
“Sorry, Sir Lee,” she said. “I’d tell you if I knew, but the muses have been keeping very quiet about it. Whatever it is—“
“Yes?” She stared at her dainty shoes. “Please, Lyn-say,” he said. “It’s important.”
“Well, all I know is the muses are upset about it and it seems pretty bad, whatever it is. And – I don’t know if it matters, but someone’s been messing with the balls.”
“The what?”
“There are four small crystal balls. I’m not sure what they’re for, but they were clear last night and this morning when Diva was dusting she noticed they’d turned black.”
“Black?”
“It was like someone decided to paint them black on the inside. I don’t know what it means, but I don’t trust it. Lee!” she flung her arms around him and began to cry. “Please be careful! The loppies need you!” then she turned and ran down the hallway, her dainty pink slippers making no sound on the stone floor.
He and the other knights had a light supper then went to bed early. They had been given orders to meet outside the castle at daybreak. Not surprisingly, Lee had a restless night and he was awake long before dawn. He rose and dressed in his white tunic and trousers, then went downstairs to face the final challenge.

Well Karen - it sounds like your Ploppy and mine would get on great - oh and apparently it's no longer 'cynical marketing ploy' - it's now 'crass commercialism'! Sigh!

Oh Eva don't cry! Big Hug!

Jill - we need a report back of the concert - I'm interested in how they do (not interested enough to go, but you know what I mean!)

Geri,- you're having me do h******k now !!! Dusting,- whatever next ???

..oh Geri - I'm lovin' it!
OK now with apologies to the newer ones here .......Ladies, Ploppy came home not with flowers, not with a box of chocolates but with A GIANT TOBLERONE!!!! He looked a bit bemused when I burst out laughing and said I had to come and post about it on the Blog!
Jill we will expect a full, frank review! Jenny, awaiting yours???

To Graphics Department - just viewed the picture(thank Martin) - loved it! Just right for the saga!

Oooo Geri, what a sweet chapter - and yet at the same time sinister!

I've tried to e-mail an illustration to Martin, but my e-mail seems to be sulking! I'll try again - fingers crossed.

And now the Graphics Dept had better go and do some work!

What it's on already??!! Thanks Martin that's fast!

And thanks Snuffles! Glad you like it!

Geri, thank you so much for a lovely chapter. As already said the menace is overshadowing it though. Very very clever stuff.

Jenny, can I add my plea for your review.

I am completely shattered here. Snuffles have you been sending germs over the internet again????

Excellent chapter Geri, love the musical references, but I'm nervous....whatever do you have planned for our boy??

JaneE - your illustration is brilliant! Can't wait to see the rest.

What talented loppies you both are!

Ooh lovely chapter, nice and peaceful, so why do I have this nasty feeling it's the lull before the storm?
See Karen your Ploppy has exactly the attitude that my ex had, difference? I didn't marry him! Mind it wasn't because of his lack of romance, but that is another story! Oh and thanks for the halibut, just what I always wanted.
Off to look at the illustrations now.

Thank you Geri - brilliant yet again.

Jane - love the illustrations. Can't wait to see more.

Snuffles - do you think your Ploppy secretly reads the blog and knew the significance of the toblerone!! If not, he must just be very intuitive.

Right, I'm off to see if I can make any sense of Ashes to Ashes this week or, if not, just to enjoy the music again!!

Wow JaneE they are fantastic, no prizes for guessing my favourite, thankyou so much. My day just got a whole lot better!

Forgot to say, Pauline2 - the halibut was sent with lots of loppy love, just to make up for the fact that it was - well, that it was a halibut (sorry Eva).

Karen2 Well done with your exams.
Shirley2 Congratulations, a lovelee prize.
Diana One of the great photos, lucky you. And thanks for arranging the other photos.
Eva Happy Fish day.

No, I didn't get anything special today. Some years ago I did get a big bunch of flowers on Valentine's day sent to me at work. The one and only time 'he who must not be named' did it, guilt as he was (how should I put it on a public blog) 'carrying on' at the time.

Karen2, not 2 men crying in a week, just the one. A few years ago my group accused me of being too soft in my management style, don't think one of my group agrees now.

Don't usually get to post so early on Thurs. I've waited in for my brother, I've phoned him and left message. Moral of story, tradesmen are not reliable even if they are relations.

To The Graphics Department
I love the pictures, can't wait to see the final version.

Just checked the Track and Trace still says 12th Feb - Newcastle, same as yesterday.

Thanks for the Fish wishes. Makes up for no Valentines cards.
JaneE,- you clever girl! I love the drawings.

Aren't Jane's pictures just perfect! I never get tired of looking at them. She captures the feel of the story perfectly, I think.

Jenny, wherefore art thou?

Congrats to:-
Karen2 for passing exams so well.
Shirley2 for winning raffle
Diana for being runner up.
Geri for latest instalment, loved the use of song titles.
Snuffles for bagging not only necklace but also Toblerone!
Jane E for lovely drawings.

Shirley I do agree with your comments this morning re narrative that went with those pics.
I feel it's unfair to hassle at stage door when GO does his stint in the front, and asking to feel curls def. crosses the line.

Karen2 I'll be in Central London on March 17th, going to an exhibition at Tate Brit. in the morning, so could meet up in afternoon.

Jo4 glad to hear you've only reduced one man to tears this week, that must be some management style and I thought you were so lovely!

Gosh, thanks everyone. I'm so pleased you like the drawings!

The one of Praline is my favourite

Just finished three more tonight and I'm crackered, so nighty night everyone

Maeve, even saints have their limits and I'm no saint. Saw in your post earlier you are still concerned about GO welfare, even colder tonight!!

Geri, a lovely chapter. I so want to know what's going to happen but I so don't want it to end. And the drawings are great. I think the finished article is going to be really fantastic.

Please Jenny we want your review.

Funny, Jo4, you certainly proved them wrong!

Great Maeve, it'd be good to meet you.

I'm thrilled that so many of you might be free to meet up on 17th, thanks all, as I said earlier it really adds to the excitement for me.

Need an early night tonight,
Happy fishy valentines all.
Talk tomorrow xx

Jo4, apparently the tracking system only follows the package to the UK; after that the Irish postal service don't seem to give a cr*p.
Given how soon the poster arrived on English soil, though, I'm reasonably confident it arrived in time. Hope he liked it!

I'm going off to start work on the next chapter tonight because it's going to be quite long and complex. Because we're coming to the end of the story, I want to make sure I tie up all the loose ends. Night all.

OK just watched Ashes to Ashes - 80's music heaven - Swords of a Thousand Men (appropriate), Fade to Grey, Gino (a favourite of mine). Still no clue what was going on but who cares with great music. Bit like that other programme, was it called Hearbeat (??), I paid no attention to the plot but the music was great, even though it was 60's and waaaaayyy before my time (okay not that way before!!).

Geri/Jane - the narrative and illustration in AKWD is truly going to make this a masterpiece for us all to treasure, I am so looking forward to the final version, even though I don't want the story to end.

Ooh Geri, THANK YOU!!! I get to fling my arms around him! (such a shame the Cool It Co has gone out of business, I could really do with them now!) Not so sure about the dainty pink slippers though, Doc Martins more my usual style. Not even going to go there with the Muses' balls!!!

JaneE, the illustrations are amazing. Really compliment the narrative well. Can't wait til this book comes out.

Shirley2 & Diana, congratulations on your wins. So happy that the prizes have gone to "Proper Loppies".

My Valentines Day has also been a romance-free zone, although I did get a home made card from Scollop (he's staying with my sloppy this week). True to scollops usual "unique" (polite phrase for downright wierd) style, it is a large purple face with the features made out of stick on stars & butterflys & inside it is full of stickers of monkeys & bananas. I really must stop putting drugs in his breakfast cereal!!

Still, I suppose it's no wierder than Eva's halibut.

Lindsey, perhaps the NSPCC should be informed of your breakfast regine. That's after I've been reported to the RSPCA, of course!!
Karen, Heartbeat. I liked the music too, Heartbeat that is, 80's a bit after my time.
Geri, I'm sure he will appreciate the work the 5 year old's did for his card.
Karen2, are most people free for 17th? If so I'll book the day off work, just confirm when you can.

...and I would just like to wish you all a very Happy Halibut Day. There - doesn't that make the world a better plaice? You see I can be a dab hand at sending good vibrations! Hope these are the sole good wishes you all received today. OK, enough, enough! Off to bed now (own as opposed to oyster) so Sweet Meads all.

Lindsey,- as long as you don't pour gin on his corn flakes, he'll be all right!
I'm having an early night, due to last nights almost non apeearing sleep, so I'll say good night, sleep tight, have wonderful dreams( no doubt fishy ones in my case!) and wake up happy.

Duh - missed out a "not" there!

Hi everyone. Just about caught up with you all but have to admit to speed reading so likley to have missed oads.

Just been to see Swan Lake at local theatre. years since been to ballet, my friend had never been, and we both loved it.

At work today a parcel waiting for me - and lovley chocs from....the printing firm I use. Sad day when most exciting valentine from the printers!! however we all enjoyed the chocs and I did get card and perfume from ploppy when i got home.

Geri - story just gets better and better and as always i love the interweaving of all the different threads, references, tones etc.

Jane E - your drawings are superb - evocative of the medieval theme and love the detail.

Congrats to all winners everywhere and ohmmms to all ailing loppies and loved ones.

Karen, I've told you don't try to understand AtoA!! I just love it but do find some of it confusing, well quite a lot of it actually, but hope that is how it's meant to be. Oh and thankyou for those kind words with the halibut, I'm touched... no comments please!
Very good Snuffles, for one suffering very clever!
Karen2 looks like 17th could turn into a great day.
My bed time too so night night all, sleep tight.

I know, I know -- but I have been very productive & have made a good start on the next chapter. However, just got a text from Jenny asking me to post her review for her. Here it is:

Good morning

Back in Maiden Lane in the cheapest internet shop in town.

Well where do I start when it comes to talking about my wonderful twelfth night!

As I told you, I arrived an hour early at the theatre and had to have a brandy to calm me down. I was in N19, centre aisle. It was a good seat, no heads in front of me and just the right distance from the stage for broad angle viewing, if you know what I mean. There were lots of children in the audience, mostly boys, which I thought was odd/interesting. I noticed there was only one boy in the childrens choir. Maybe he might inspire some of the audience to get involved in singing/dancing/drama.

The Narrator - I have seen Preeya, Fiona (and incidentally Keith Jack in the touring production) in this role but I think I liked Jenna best. When she is with the children you believe she is their teacher telling them a story and when she is with the Lee and the rest of the cast she interacts really well.

Descent from the clouds - Lee appeared to great cheers but at first he looked bemused. It's a though he cannot believe that the crowd is cheering for him and then he smiles and as many have said before, it's a megawatt smile. When he sings to the children (and to the audience, of course) you can tell that he has a great rapport with each and every one of them and they clearly adore him.

Lee certainly played the part of the early dreamer Joseph. You could almost sympathise with the jealous brothers. The children in the audience really enjoyed the singing camel and snake.

Potophar - There was a cheer, of course, when Lee first appeared in a loincloth. Don't think it was from the children though! When Joseph was on the bed with Potophar's wife, it looked as though it wasn't only the women who were touching a feel!

CED - Mind blowing as ever! I don't remember Lee standing for the end of the song when I saw the show previously but it worked - what a voice! He was gripping the prison bars so firmly that they bent???

On Lee's CV it says he is a strong mover and it's true. He seemed to be having a great time during Go Go Jo.

Pharaoh - Dean Collinson is brilliant. I'm sure he must ad-lib every night and it must be difficult for the cast not to giggle. There seemed to be a problem with the loincloth on the night. Lee spent a lot of time with his back to the audience and it looked like he was trying to adjust/secure something. (Now, now ladies, think polite.) I thought the loincloth was made like a little skirt but it appears to be open at the front with just the hangy down bit for modesty. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Canaan Days - my favourite number with the Brothers. I always think that any number involving a bunch of guys in any musical is always good but this is the best. I love the other Brother numbers in Joseph but this one is definitely my favourite.

Lump in throat moment - I get very emotional at the part where Joseph reveals himself (I said think polite please) to his Brothers and is then reunited with his Father. Unfortunately, a member of the audience chose this moment to laugh out loud. Goodness knows why, maybe he/she saw something the rest of us missed. Anyway, Lee singing so softly to Jacob never fails to be a lump in the throat moment for me, but then I am rather a mushy Mother.

The reprise of CED was fabulous. Lee's voice just gets better and better and I sat there mesmerised, truly living in the moment.

The audience didn't stand for the megamix, at least not in the stalls, but then there were so many children I suppose it's not surprising. It didn't lessen the fun, everyone was clapping or waving arms in the air and when it came to the curtain call everyone was on their feet. Lee was in great form but you can almost imagine him asking 'did you enjoy the show, did I do alright'. No matter how brilliantly he performs, the vulnerability always peeps through, but sure isn't that why we love him.

Well then, I don't think I can add anymore. If I think of anything else I will let you know. BTW, picked up my ticket for Saturday's show this morning. N33 in the dress circle. Probably not a great seat but I don't care.

Yesterday, I went to see Wicked again. It's a great show and I love the music but the theatre was so cold I had to put my coat on at the interval.

Last night I went to see Strictly Come Dancing at 02. It was great fun. No Brucie thank God but three of the judges were there and they were quite funny, even if some of the jokes sounded scripted. Louisa Lytton and Vincent (I love myself) Simone won last night. My favourites were Zoe Ball and Ian Waite and they got a perfect 30 for their tango.

Today I am going to Billy Elliot this afternoon and Avenue Q this evening. Review tomorrow especially how Daniel does.

Wow Jenny is certainly having a busy time. Sounds like she was a bit luke warm about Jo though. (I'd like to hear how Daniel is in AveQ.) Shame she has to go to Jo again on Sat, since she clearly didn't enjoy it:)
Geri, thanks for posting, hope you knot up those loose ends.

oops forgot
Brother phoned to say he's been busy and will be over with his tools on Sat pm
Nightlee night all

Hi everyone

Geri - thanx for posting my review. I didn't think I could do a cut and paste job from the email. Not too comfortable working on strange pcs.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed the review. I got a bit carried away but then that's effect the GO has on all of us.

Tonight I went to see Avenue Q and it was hilarious. Definitely not a childrens show despite the puppets. Daniel was terrific. He played two parts so was on stage most of the time. It's odd because you dont know which to watch the puppets or the people. Recommend it highly.

The theatre was full of couples being the day it is and I felt like a right gooseberry. At the end of the show there was a special announcement and a guy in the audience proposed to his girlfriend. The cast came down for photos and the theatre provided champagne for the happy couple.

Have to sign off - money running out. Tomorrow it's Hairspray. I'm a big Michael Ball fan and I'm looking forward to seeing Ben too.

Sweet dreams

Great review from Jenny. Thanks for posting it Geri.

I've got an early start in the morning, followed by a 120 mile round trip to fetch scollop in the evening, so I'd best be off to bed.

Sweet Meads all.

Thanks for the reviews, Jenny. Hope you enjoy Hairspray. I think you've been to the theatre more times in three days than I've been in three years (if you exclude multiple visits).

Safe journey tomorrow - no today - Lindsey. That means it's Friday now and the weekend's almost here. Sleep tight.

What, first on the beach again? It's nice that I have you to keep me company, BHB. A kiss, well if you insist! Aw, you think Jane's pictures are lovely and want to give her a kiss too? But of course if you give it to me I'll pass it on to her. I mean, that's what friends do, right? So let's have a swim (purple trunks today, very elegant) and then I'll think about breakfast. This really is the only way to start the day.

Nice try Geri, but I'm here - I collect that kiss myself thank you BHB!
But seeing as it's a special day for you (if I remember rightly) I'll let you off!

So Happy Birthday Loppy Lauriate! 27 is it?

I'm right chuffed with the re-action to the drawings - thank you guys

And Jenny - thank you for that lovely review!

Morning all. Why didn't I go to bed earlier last night? Roll on home time and TGIF!!

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Lepry
Happy Birthday to you!!
Have a really terrific day Geri, and in honour of the occassion you may the BHB to yourself for the start of the day (I am still being good and avoiding people so they don't get any germs, but if you pass me that glass I'll rase a champers to you!).
Jenny, no enjoying yourself in London then? Such a shame!

..duh these germs really have addled the brain! Should read "you may enjoy the BHB" - in the nicest possible way!

Good morning all. Jenny lovely review - thanks so much. Always love to hear people saying how good the GO is!!

Diana I went to bed at 9.30 last night and still feel wrecked this morning - so early nights not guaranteed to work!!! And now I am struggling to string 2 words together. HELP!!!!

BHB I think I need a large leaded coffee please, and if you will insist on wearing those swimming trunks I will have it iced please. PHEW

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Geri, how could I forget that.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the Loppy Laureate herself. Have a fabulous day. 27 years old is a good place to be (again)!!!

HURRA FOR DEG SOM FYLLER DITT ÅR- JA DEG VIL VI GRATULERE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Geri, - that's you, in case you didn't know. 27 ?????? In your dreams,- 28 at least.
Jenny,- thank you so much for that lovely review. Lee bending the bars? WOW!
Hello sweetheart. Did you think I was forgetting you? Of course not, was just doing my polite bits first. Very polite, me! Why are you laughing? I see it's purple trunks today. Do you have them in all the colours of the rainbow? Ah, it's a theme from Joseph, is it? Yes, I know you would like to play that role, but you know we have GO for that. Maybe, one day, if you and we are lucky, you'll be the stand in instead of Lewis. But let's be realistic here, it's in your dreams! Can I have my usual leaded, with champers for Geri, not IN the coffee, please, and some toast, please?

Oops brain clearly not functioning properly.
A very happy birthday, Geri. Yet another 27 year old - there must have been a lot of babies born in 197x (using calculator) er no 1981. Have a wonderful day.

BHB a strong black coffee please - and can I have a couple of matchsticks as well.

We haven't heard from Alison, have we? So presumably she's not found a PC she can use.

Morning all - just a gentle reminder that assistance will be needed tomorrow for the great packing up exercise.......
Keep meaning to say that on the SEE ticket site where it lists the GO's holiday dates there is a note saying that his holiday replacement will be announced later......so do we deduce from that that it might not be Weepsalot??

Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Geri.

Have a LOVELEE day .

Anne x

Has anyone heard from Pauline (first one)? I know her Ploppy was unwell, but we haven't heard from her for a long while, so I do hope everything is ok.

Morning all,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERI, hope its' a really good one, I won't say get everything you want, cos he's over here, but everything else you want!!
Jenny fantastic review, and wow what a busy break you're having! Shows that if you live on top of London you don't take full advantage. Enjoy the rest of it as much.
Shirley do take care of yourself, sounds nasty.
Hello BHB you're looking a little flushed, well I have to go to the doctor in a minute (it's my MOT week!) can I get you anything? Oh I see you've been woman handled! Well it is her birthday! Just a quick coffee for me please, then I'm gone.
Ohhhhms x 20 for all those ailing and some for the bank, see you later.

Off to Sussex again now, but before we go
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERI
Hope you have a lovely day.
xx

Morning All,

Geri, A chairde - Breithlá shona duit!
(Have to keep up with Eva on this multi-lingual blog!)

Sounds like Jenny's musical theatre adventure is turning out to be a week she'll never forget. Fair play to her!

Think breakfast today will need to be an energy booster, a large latte please BHB and maybe some pancakes for a change?

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag Geri!

I really love your story!Can't wait for the next instalment!

Geri,- the different languages are really coming up for you today. SONJA !!! WHERE ARE YOU?? We could do with some Finnish birthday wishes. Auds,- how about Africaans?
BHB,- can you rub my hands please? I've just been pegging out some washing and my fingers are feezing cold.( I love this virtual world. You can jump from England to Maldives and back in two seconds!)
I'm off for this weeks physio, so I'll see you later.

Happy Birthday Geri, hope you have a fab day. I think you deserve BHB all to yourself this morning, well thats after he has served me my brekkie. Just a black leaded and some toast for me please BHB running late already so must dash.

Re the 17th,
Jo4 - omg please don't mess your work schedule, unless you're the boss and can do your own thing of course!
I'm not sure yet if most people would prefer afternoon/evening, Maeve said afternoon and Diana said after work,
I also have no idea how near/far you all are to Central London or even where is easy for people to meet?
Last time I was in London was 1991 when I had been working there for about 2 years, so what I remember is quite blurry and if it's anything like Dublin has probably ch